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There's a high school named Harvard now?

My car is electric you insensitive clod

Gary Coleman sure is upset

Problem solved

#metoo

Actually the 20th century started in 2000. Get your story straight

But my crt still works fine

Does it count as hours if they play the same 10 songs over and over

day 1: I eat nothing

But then you would have to pay child support

It's not a prediction since Trump can't hear anything anyone says to him anyway

Uhh is that not counting Trump

Half life 3

If someone had 0 pounds of anything besides muscle they would be dead

That's easy because a 400 pound man's bones are nearly broken already

It's ok the largest game is only 2 megabytes anyway

You can buy them on the internet now for $49.95

Who has time to play 37 games anyway

Fox should be in the middle because it's fair and balanced

Doom_Art posted...

Does Trump realize

no.

How can you type with a keyboard that only has 3 letters

they always call it a "massacre"

So does conservapedia apparently? it's on the title of the damn page

Little known fact: the knee was wounded because an arrow hit it

But then they would have to wear yellow underwear for costumes

Oh all I have to do is tell myself it won't be that bad. All those years of therapy for nothing!

Why would someone fake Pokemon cards anyway

No because you'd have to put it in there first

how big is your weiner

I am

Seems like movies today are making a lot more money than movies 50 years ago. The reason will surprise you!!!

I feel like there must be some smaller rocks in there somewhere. Show destroyed.

I won't eat humans under 18 years old because they aren't old enough to sign the consent form

Towards the end, the Terminator says they are at the top speed of the truck they stole (55mph I believe). John then says he could get out and run faster than that. I doubt it, as the fastest speed recorded by a human is about 28mph.

It's so simple these days

We just celebrated the first coming? Dudes so old that 2000 years is recent history

If a beer is 5% that means you only have to drink 1/100 of a beer to be over the limit

I had to get rid of 3 babies because they all had foreskin on their dingledoos

Thanks Trump

COVxy posted...

Anti-psychiatric medication stances are extremely detrimental to society. Think whatever you may, but keep your bullshit to yourself.

Oh yeah then why does Tom Cruise not like them

I hope you enjoy jail

Dad says if I don't win this, he'll beat me :/

$67.56 per lady is a pretty good deal

It's OK, they will override his veto with a 2/3... hahaha who am I kidding republicans

Is there a version of the show which cuts out that blowhard Jarry sinefeld

How can the president tweet if the government is shut down?

Do you have to pay that back in actual dollars or GameStopland fun bucks

You mean like walnuts? I hear they're pretty popular stocking stuffers

I bet you have no problem with other people working to bring you food

He just wants to fire him because the oompa loompas remind him too much of himself