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Wtf Roman Reigns isn't on that list

That must be an old graphic from Sunday Night Football

What a shitload of fuck

Problem solved

Josiah_Is_Back posted...

Chew on this: before Holzhauer appeared on the show, the all time record for one game was $77,000. During his 33-game run, James averaged $77,000 per game.

Then how do you explain how Ken Jennings won more money than him, smarty pants?

That's sexist

When driving a car, you just breathe normally. Checkmate "alternative transportation" fanatics.

The experience shook him to the core and he never did it again.

It wouldn't be a perfect game of jeopardy unless it also had Dr. Oz hosting at the same time

Capitalism is a perfect system. If someone doesn't have money they don't deserve to live.

Problem solved

What's all that flashing? Is someone taking a picture of the storm?

Liberals should really think about this sort of thing.

Smh

Makes you think

No_U_L7 posted...

i can/have hooked up with girls with boyfriends

I didn't know you were into 3 ways

Is that when they're halfway through according to him, or according to her?

That adds up to a 63 year old. Ewwww

Or will you be arrest?

Wow there sure are a lot of flashlight fans

That was Bidens idea

They say that and yet it still floods in my state all the time

Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;

As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.

Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.

The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.
There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.

You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.

You have given so much and deserve so much more.

In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:

"I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER 'KING' WINS ONE"

You can take it to the bank.

If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.

Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.

Sorry, but that's simply not how it works.

This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown "chosen one" sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And "who" we would want them to grow-up to become.
But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called "curse" on Cleveland, Ohio.

The self-declared former "King" will be taking the "curse" with him down south. And until he does "right" by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.

Just watch.

Sleep well, Cleveland.

Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day....

I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:

DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue....

Dan Gilbert

Majority Owner

Cleveland Cavaliers

They did. We dropped them on them.

Sorry, but Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is a way bigger name than anyone mentioned so far.

Mind blown

kalvador posted...

I taught he died in a helicopter crash. Must be a Mandela effect.

You're thinking of an actor from the Twilight Zone movie

Jordan doesn't count since he doesn't actually have a billion dollars. He spent it all on underwear

Umm excuse me, his toilet was extremely clogged and he was just trying to fix it

Thank you

It's especially bad during Mardi Gras

Absolutely disgusting that they let kids buy military weapons.

That's a lot

umm check your facts. I'm pretty sure Los Angeles is a city.

I'm surprised he hasn't lost it yet.

Can't they just put on the adaptive cruise control and lane keeping assist

Yeah, I can't stand this guy

vvv

What if the other team were to come back?

Why has nobody noticed this???

Yes. Did I adequately answer your condescending question?

They need to get rid of that embarrassing loophole that is ruining the game.

I'm up to 7 iirc

That's actually the correct way and you've had it upside down all this time

Mind blown

That's nothing, Hillary Clinton was president for 8 years

Presidential harassment! Sad!

Problem solved

How are they gonna figure out how to make the mountain black?