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checkmate athiests

Are you sure you can hear out of both ears?

wtf the future sucks

To make Trump angry

That's why I only drink coke.

Have you peed on a cop car yet

Turn the TV 90 degrees and you will no longer have a vertical line

'twenty

Is that the one with the bad acting?

Gay characters in star wars? Now incest is one thing, but gay characters?

I hate it when I shart

Yes because that would include me

How do you know it's the same driver

Im pretty sure there are more than 30 prison guards in the world

Delivery fee is not a driver tip

You can't convert kg to lbs because one is a unit of mass and the other is a unit of weight.

Because New year's eve isn't for 2 days in my country

Time to buy kerosine cars

Every time I try it, I get fired.

They should be a better roll model for are children

It seems like all those deaths would cause even more depression

You can impress Jordan Schlansky

I thought Trump banned the stocks after Vegas

IG models were only in ESB for like 10 seconds but all of a sudden they're a big deal

I liked that one.

I guess that's why they call them

the joker

Or am I just going to the wrong parties?

I don't watch porn because I can have sex whenever I want

I hope the next one is an exact copy of ANH

If vaccines aren't completely effective that means global warming is a lie! It all fits!

Coincidence?

Gaps? Is this football?

I have the high ground

You guys must think I'm such a badass

I thought Trump wasn't going to collect campaign donations because he was so rich

I gotsta know

if you're old enough to die for your country, you're old enough to smoke

Did one of the teams forfeit?

How can you be the last jedi when you're all the jedi

The failing new York times said he was impeached already! Sad!

Totally classless move imo

What she forgot to mention was that her friend accidentally shot and killed the person living in the apartment above her

I mean, have you seen pictures of the guy?

When J. J. Abrahams starts a plot point, you know he's going to make sure it's wrapped up later on

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-said the 'second amendment people' could keep Hillary from picking judges
-asked Russia to hack into Hillary's emails during the debate
-walked into underage girls dressing rooms during a beauty pagent he owned