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frozenshock
12/25/18 2:38:39 PM
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Money or sex?

Also if you take the money Donald Trump grows phallic-shaped horns on his forehead

And if you take the sex a meteor the size of long island crashes into the indian ocean
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NameMeWhatever
12/25/18 2:42:44 PM
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frozenshock posted...
And if you take the sex a meteor the size of long island crashes into the indian ocean


So I get to fuck 74 girls and a vast ocean?

Done deal!
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Webmaster4531
12/25/18 2:43:55 PM
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Yes.
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SpiralDrift
12/25/18 2:44:32 PM
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I take the money and do something nice with my gf. No temptation whatsoever.
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rhklce
12/25/18 2:44:37 PM
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75some would be lit af. Could you imagine the stories? Lol
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Omnislasher
12/25/18 2:45:57 PM
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the fuck am i supposed to do with that many girls

that's too many

also i have a gf and i'm not supposed to fuck other girls unless she's there and involved and she'd be too intimidated prolly

but maybe not
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PoopPotato
12/25/18 2:47:42 PM
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I don't want the president to look bad, so gimme the meteor.
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littlebro07
12/25/18 2:48:53 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
the fuck am i supposed to do with that many girls


Line them all up in doggy. One thrust in each of them and then when you get to number 74, you go back down the line. Whichever one you bust in gets to marry you.
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Omnislasher
12/25/18 2:49:48 PM
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gets to?

what do you think, i'm some kind of prize?

well you're right

how did you know
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littlebro07
12/25/18 2:50:25 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
gets to?

what do you think, i'm some kind of prize?

well you're right

how did you know


I mean if 74 hot girls are willing to get fucked by you at the same time you can't be that bad, right?
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Duncanwii
12/25/18 2:51:13 PM
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So nobody cares about the 2 billion people living in India and south China that will get wiped out by the tidal wave? How can you get your rocks off knowing youre directly responsible for that many deaths? And that isnt talking about East Africa, Northern Australia, and hell, the United States West Coast would get hit too. Itd be apocalyptic for a large part of the world. Shame on you >:(
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NameMeWhatever
12/25/18 4:36:29 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
So nobody cares about the 2 billion people living in India and south China that will get wiped out by the tidal wave?


They have the people to spare plus I am thinking about the world at large! Think about how many years global warming will be pushed back!
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Bad_Mojo
12/25/18 4:37:35 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
12/25/18 4:39:00 PM
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Why specifically 74?
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Complete_Idi0t
12/25/18 4:40:26 PM
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$67.56 per lady is a pretty good deal
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Duncanwii
12/25/18 4:42:36 PM
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NameMeWhatever posted...
Duncanwii posted...
So nobody cares about the 2 billion people living in India and south China that will get wiped out by the tidal wave?


They have the people to spare plus I am thinking about the world at large! Think about how many years global warming will be pushed back!

It wont get pushed back at all. Your just murdering billions for montenary gain.
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Ving_Rhames
12/25/18 4:48:32 PM
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money
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rhklce
12/25/18 4:50:07 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
NameMeWhatever posted...
Duncanwii posted...
So nobody cares about the 2 billion people living in India and south China that will get wiped out by the tidal wave?


They have the people to spare plus I am thinking about the world at large! Think about how many years global warming will be pushed back!

It wont get pushed back at all. Your just murdering billions for montenary gain.


I'm having a 75some. A meteor that size is going to wipe out more than just a small section of the world, and I'd go out happy. But according to the OP, it's only going to hit a target and that's that. Fuck it.

The money has a completely different outcome.. and it's only $5,000.
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NameMeWhatever
12/25/18 6:18:37 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
NameMeWhatever posted...
Duncanwii posted...
So nobody cares about the 2 billion people living in India and south China that will get wiped out by the tidal wave?


They have the people to spare plus I am thinking about the world at large! Think about how many years global warming will be pushed back!

It wont get pushed back at all. Your just murdering billions for montenary gain.


THEY HAVE PEOPLE TO SPARE.
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