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How do you smoke a mountain anyway?

But he's really good at finding the name of music so he's OK with me

I don't know why he would. It's not like most people carry silver dishware around anymore, and it seems remarkably unsuited to hold nuclear capabilities in any case.

Fahren posted...

Complete_Idi0t posted...

Iran has the capability of conquering the US now? Man all that money we spend on the military must be getting wasted.

Yeah right? We'd just stop them in a few weeks like we did those backwards countries Afghanistan and Iraq.

I see why you have the complete idiot shtick now, it's easy to do what's natural huh

Afghanistan and Iraq conquered the US?

Iran has the capability of conquering the US now? Man all that money we spend on the military must be getting wasted.

Don't get one of those cars, youll get pulled over for not having a license plate.

My Ethernet is still at 10mbps. Why would I need faster internet?

Stormy Daniels

This is by far the longest time a president failed to do so. Even Carter got it done in 15 days.

Ric Flair is coming out of retirement

If only there was some way for countries to know we have nukes without checking Twitter

LMAO imagine you're so poor that you need a tip from your parents after waiting their table

frogman_295 posted...

If you can't give them the support and love they need simply end it.

Telling someone to kill themselves is against the tou

FML

How do you rape an inanimate object

If they tried really hard, they might have been able to jump up 10 feet in the air. Isn't falling 10 feet enough to possibly break someone's leg? That would really have sucked so far from home.

Is there a difference between the hospital officially deciding to eat the cost, and the patient deciding not to pay them? One way or the other, there's no way that hospital is gonna get $150K

Yep. we sure didn't have high health care costs before obummer

Itd be the best show ever

Don't get the 9mm, it's not legal to use metric ammo in the US

90% of the movie would be Thanos running trying to catch up with Captain America

ban trenchcoats

You don't have to log in anymore. Just type the username you want to post as and thats it.

SMH

Why would they put a runway on top of a $10,000 gemstone?

Explain that one globeists

A high karma gamefaqs account

Apes have fur

When the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

Ugh

I bought a realdoll so of course

Cheap ones that come in a 3 pack and last a week

So-lo is our king
she always lets the quaffle in

We all know what word you mean. It's just as bad as saying the word itself.

I'm in an industry where there's a lot of schmoozing with clients and partners. There are a whole bunch of laser tag outings each year people in my office go to, but I always decline because I'm really awful.

I know you don't have to be very good for these things, but I'm pretty sure I would flat out embarrass myself. My last time at the tag grounds, I concluded I can shoot the gun maybe 10 times before getting hit? And that's with no accuracy whatsoever. That's just shooting the gun as fast as I can and it going wherever it wants to. With some sort of accuracy, I can shoot the gun maybe 3 times.

Would this be acceptable? Do most people suck really bad? If I had to guess, my score would probably be 0 hits over 18 rounds. Should I keep skipping these events until I get better somehow?

I look down on vertical video filmers

Or did she get stiffed?

TheSextMachine posted...

He paid people to piss on a bed. Why does the left think that is some big deal?

Very stable genius behavior.

BLAKUboy posted...

The usual suspects would probably try to start a new movement about how soaking in and drinking urine is healthy or some shit.

It was cool when Adam Sandler did it

Depends on if it's heterosexual or homosexual peeing

Someone should make a video game where you walk around town playing Pokemon go

Has he said he misspoke yet

Don't tell me how it ends

This wouldn't have happened if the cop wasn't carrying a gun.

You mean like dial-up?

Plot hole: If your internet is down then how are you posting here?

What will his wife think?

It's ok nobody really likes anybody

His son who is good with the Cyber took care of it

Ukraine is game to you?? How about I take your little board and SMASH?