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TopicI don't get why some people say the rich and wealthy mooch off the government
ClockworkHare
10/01/22 11:47:40 PM
#110
Some of the rich and wealthy ARE the government.

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TopicStudy: People are masturbating at work more than ever these days.
ClockworkHare
09/30/22 4:24:20 PM
#6
The Crankening

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TopicScenario: You're hanging at ya male friend house and when you leave
ClockworkHare
09/30/22 4:22:27 PM
#3
Adam posted...
He grabs you and says, "No one ever leaves me"

Wat do

I take him with me.
Set a food bowl out for him in the garage.

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TopicGoddamnit I'm getting the itch to play WoW again
ClockworkHare
09/30/22 4:15:32 PM
#7
We got entry to the beta testing and I'm loving the class system revamp. Obviously it's not going to be perfect for every class, but the ones we play got big improvements over what's current in Shadowlands. It's like the devs took appealing parts of our classes from last expansion and combined those together for Dragonflight.

Shadowlands had a legendary equip + "covenant" system (which stunk until they fixed it late expansion). There were certain overpowered legendary equip combos players wanted, but couldn't do because of equip limits. The Dragonflight devs basically said "yeah let's let them do a few of those combos now ". It almost felt like an apology for how shitty the first half of Shadowlands was. And reports are implying that's one of the narratives devs are following to make up for the tidal wave of complaints directed at last expansion. Blizzard also hired back more devs.

My hubby likes playing tanks and I support with my druid or monk. He PVPs and I bum around dungeons collecting stuff when he doesn't need backup. If it wasn't for that, we wouldn't have made it through Shadowlands.

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TopicWisconsin news anchor kills herself after her fiance calls of wedding.
ClockworkHare
09/30/22 2:33:08 PM
#32
Zikten posted...
Article doesn't say why the ex broke up with her. But he didn't have to say he hated her. She might have still lived if he had chosen better words

Stop.

Article didn't say there was proof he actually said what SHE wrote. Some people kill themselves over what's going on in THEIR own head; not always what actually happened. The fianc called off the wedding. And there's plenty of valid reasons for either party to do that...

Any forensics experts will also tell you to take suicide notes of the diseased with a grain of salt. Some are deliberately written to bash former lovers either out of incriminating spite or an ironic cry of pain over separation (which can have zero to do with anything the lover actually did). Without the missing details, this woman could have just likely committed suicide just because the fianc called the wedding off and tanked a big moment for her, period.

I can sympathize with the woman's death, but I'm not going to immediately dump blame on the dude for her death. A suicide notice written by someone having a breakdown is not confirmation. It's a Hollywood trope.

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TopicWhats wrong with liking women who are legal?
ClockworkHare
09/24/22 12:48:33 AM
#22
Gremlynn posted...
Or we're addressing the specific question asked and you're reaching for "but whatabout!" points.

Nothing "whatabout" regarding this. No need for you to gaslight. I simply pointed out a blatant and common double standard in people's reactions to said issue.

Not hard to find posters here triggered by the idea of older people preferring to legally date young women. However, the same critics rarely make a peep about older people seeking young men of legal age for dates and sex. It's like they only consider these conditions an issue when it involves a young woman, which would be a dismissively sexist perspective.

It's a bit contradictory to only hold a preference of one as a "creepy" offense and not the other. Really dilutes their credibility on the matter.

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TopicWhats wrong with liking women who are legal?
ClockworkHare
09/24/22 12:37:17 AM
#18
Noticing a lot of "women women women": posts.

None of you consider it an issue when an older person pursues relationships and sex with an 18 year old male...?

Because so far that's what it sounds like.

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TopicDid Ash's sacrifice scene in the first Pokemon movie make you cry?
ClockworkHare
09/23/22 11:50:09 PM
#4
Ash was fine. He just needed a Paralyze Heal.

Not his fault he was surrounded by trainers too cheap to spare one.

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TopicSpain introduces new city bus service mascot named Bussi
ClockworkHare
09/23/22 6:30:25 PM
#52
It looks like a cyborg onion.

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TopicRussian men are running away from Putin's draft. They don't want to fight.
ClockworkHare
09/23/22 4:19:01 PM
#14
That's the effects of cruelty under a ruling government that enforces conscription, even in desperation. It's cruel enslavement for the sake of tyrants demanding war.

It's another example of the concept of "my body, my choice " being thrown out the window, but often gets overlooked as negligible because it predominately discriminates against boys and men.

I think it's disgusting that Russian tyrants demand other people fight on their behalf.
I thought it was disgusting when male citizens in Ukraine were being barred from leaving the country while everyone else could.

As far as I'm concerned, such discriminatory rules are not dissimilar...they come from the same fucking sexist playbook.

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TopicYour friend leaves something at your place...
ClockworkHare
09/23/22 1:45:30 PM
#11
Same procedure I do with all leftover guest items of whom aren't in a rush to reclaim it:

  • I search through it all (it's on our property)
  • clean/disinfect if necessary
  • inform 3rd party related to guest that they forgot belongings and is too lazy to pick it up.
We rarely have to do more than that. The relative/friend of guest usually assumes something's up and does a favor for guest by picking up their belongings.

We had one unfortunate acquaintance who was deliberately leaving her items behind for excuses to pester us and be invited back in. She got a FEDEX package shortly thereafter, yet she wasn't thrilled to hear it had been generously mailed to her address which was easily found on said items.

We were later informed by friends that she was planning on stealing certain items from us that her broke ass wasn't able to afford. They knew because she did it to them.

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TopicJohnny Depp is dating his Married Lawyer
ClockworkHare
09/22/22 11:09:40 PM
#28
Uhhh it's not just one attorney in the process or considering suing Heard now. She apparently got into payment disputes with her former team. Rumor has it she also attempted to sue some of her former attorneys (idk if it's the same team). And Elaine Bredehoft has beef with her now. House of cards.

Depp dating someone else is no surprise. He is a celebrity after all and got a ton of publicity due to the recent court battles with the thing I guess you could call his ex wife.

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Topic''oh I heard you didn't drink so we didn't think you wanted to go out tonight''
ClockworkHare
09/21/22 11:09:21 PM
#2
I do and my friends are usually right. I'm rarely interested in being the DD for trips to places where getting piss ass drunk is 80% of the fun.

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Topicim 26 and ive never kissed a woman before, let alone held hands
ClockworkHare
09/21/22 11:06:43 PM
#25
im 26 and ive never kissed a woman before, let alone held hands

You're not missing out on much. Don't be afraid to try guys some time. We got much bigger hands and know what to do with them. <3

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TopicIt's almost fall. Why don't you have a gf?
ClockworkHare
09/21/22 5:19:47 PM
#24
I'm a gay man married to another gay man.

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TopicScenario: Your 25 year old psychologist has an OF
ClockworkHare
09/21/22 5:09:47 PM
#17
Coincidentally, that would be a legit factor to observe in her performance as a professional. It could make her judgement prone to a number of biases that could negatively impact her input towards male patients. I understand this is a joke topic, but that is a valid reason to consider a different health professional if it seems like it's genuinely affecting their impartiality.

There are scenarios in which I would just as likely suggest a female friend switch from male health professionals with similar biases, which has happened.

If you feel it's clear that your med professional's ulterior activities are not impacting your care, stick with what's working for you.

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TopicWomen will approach you at the gym.
ClockworkHare
09/20/22 11:17:22 PM
#7
Women will approach you at the gym.

And it can get really annoying for us gay men when said women start dropping thirst traps on cam in a place where most men come to relax and ignore that crap.

A lot of the fit super attractive guys at the gym don't need to pick up women at the gym anyway. And some of them will even tell you it's better not to...

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TopicCpt_Pineapple has been SUSPENDED
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 11:11:28 PM
#25
Cpt_Pineapple has been SUSPENDED

To be fair, dude always sounds like he needs to spend more time with his wife. Now he will have plenty.

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TopicThe new Cyberpunk 2077 anime is fucking fantastic
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 7:33:26 PM
#6
It's gory as all hell, but satisfying if you're into that.

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TopicBarron Trump is taller than you. How's that make you feel?
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 7:29:04 PM
#26
Barron Trump is taller than you. How's that make you feel?

Nothing. I'm a gay dude who exclusively prefers older adult partners.
Height's typically more of a hang up between hetero men and women, not ours.

Now stuff like aesthetics and length, that can be a different story...

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TopicThe perfect girl but her dad threw her off a cliff as a kid to toughen her up
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 6:18:42 PM
#6
Daughter of Heihachi Mishima.

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TopicIs there a lack of farmers in Japan?
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 6:09:51 PM
#8
itachi15243 posted...
Japan is lacking a lot of young workers in general due to low birth rate.

It's like the nation wants to live up to the lore of Guilty Gear. Only that degree of rarity is not a blessing in real life...

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TopicI absolutely fucking despise crushed/chunky tomatoes in my sauce.
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 6:09:02 PM
#7
I absolutely fucking despise crushed/chunky tomatoes in my sauce.
Not a fan of it either. It's like pre-chewed ingredients...

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Topicwoman held up bank to withdraw own money for sister's cancer treatment
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 6:07:48 PM
#9
When an institutional system is showing collapse, the people will find ways to inform the public that the system is not holding up it's end of agreements.

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TopicYou just started a new game with a character creator
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 6:01:57 PM
#22
Hubby and I like WoW's approach in just letting players switch a character's gender on the fly for free.

The lady gamers have definitely enjoyed the addition since a lot of thirsty male gamers turn tail once you hit the barber shop to temporarily switch to a male model. The implications are gold.

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TopicWhy does Goldeneye get so much love?
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 5:53:22 PM
#55
Why does Goldeneye get so much love?
Nostalgia: the Game.

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TopicApparently, the live action Pinocchio remake removed the smoking and beer...
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 5:46:30 PM
#18
Apparently, the live action Pinocchio remake removed the smoking and beer...
Yeah, I didn't have high hopes for this flick, even with Tom Hanks involved.

There's certain plot points that IMO would have been better off remaining the way they originally were. And Pleasure Island was one of them, commercialized modern censorship be damned. I knew this story arch was going to get the nanny treatment and it's impact felt neutered this time around. The original showcased adult vices of the time that children should steer clear of or face consequences of hard-hitting naivety. This version felt meh...

I think I finally tapped out after seeing a tiny wooden puppet paddling a large piece of a boat at a strong pace like a motor. I know it's based on a fable, but that scene looked ridiculous and lazy. It looked like Looney Tunes, not Disney.

The central character was also the roughest looking on screen for most of the movie. Disney could have done better.

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TopicI know y'all will hate me for this but fuck it
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 4:20:56 PM
#20
I like peanut butter on graham crackers.

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TopicThe UK sounds like an actual hellhole right now
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 12:20:40 PM
#49
The UK sounds like an actual hellhole right now
We've been hearing that for the last 10 years.

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TopicHow much fluids are drinking per day?
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 12:18:22 PM
#18
I'm sucking so much sweet tea right now. Keep 2 gallons in the fridge. I normally hydrate like a fish, but lately my subconscious is working against me. Even after the gym, my thirst isn't kicking in for water. So my hubby said try tea and it's working.

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TopicShould this person be allowed to date?
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 12:11:38 PM
#46
Many little people have been quoted enduring similar conditions when dating partners of different appearance and size. If you're curious how they work around it, that's my suggested lead.

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TopicGirl who killed accused rapist must pay his family $150,000.
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 12:07:55 PM
#39
If she's been proven to be a victim of said rapist, this young person should not spend a single day in prison for the death of her assailant and capture. Victims should be permitted to defend themselves under extreme circumstances of violently imposed emotional trauma. If that means their assailant gets stabbed by a panicking victim in a moment of opportunity, so be it. Proven predators should not be afforded the same protections as they are the initial instigators that prompted reactionary causes of their own injury. Predators get stabbed because their violent actions invite a violent response by victims or concerned bystanders.

The noted victim is also a teenager. The court response sets a horrible precedent in regards to sex trafficking of underage victims.


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TopicDo you think south park is still conservative in 2022?
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 1:20:04 AM
#8
Can they really be "apolitical" with so many memorable episodes satirically ripping on a broad spectrum of politics?

I would be more concerned if there WEREN'T shows allowed to do that, because that's living under the tyranny of authoritarian overreach.

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TopicCalifornia is the most scammed state, losing one billion dollars
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 1:10:03 AM
#17
California is the most scammed state
Well no shit, their local legislation promotes and exploits it lmao.

Who's stopping them...?

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TopicShould this person be allowed to date?
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 1:08:03 AM
#44
VayneSolo posted...
Should this person be allowed to date?

And how would you stop her...?


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TopicWhy don't CEgals post weird/funny topics of hot guys
ClockworkHare
09/14/22 1:05:15 AM
#10
Damn_Underscore posted...
Why don't CEgals post weird/funny topics of hot guys
You're really overestimating how many legit female posters both recall this armpit of a place and would squeeze out enough interest in bothering to post here. There's far more entertaining net mediums now with considerably better functionality for modern women to chat about (and more importantly easily display visuals of) their preferred topics, including man candy. The site's set up is stone age by today's standards. "Nostalgic" is the nice way of putting it.

This place is also a sausage fest. And the regurgitated topic choices reflect that.

You're more likely to see male users post caches of hot guy pics than women bothering to. This is a stop Old Farmer Wilkens warns women to avoid...

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TopicMiles Morales might be my favorite version of Spider-Man
ClockworkHare
09/11/22 10:22:13 PM
#5
I liked Miles' characterization in Spider-Verse. He was like teen Peter all over again, just different hurdles.

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TopicHow come hedgehogs are chubby, not fast, don't eat chili dogs, and not blue?
ClockworkHare
09/11/22 1:11:59 PM
#13
Jagr_68 posted...
How come hedgehogs are chubby, not fast, don't eat chili dogs, and not blue?
Because Sonic's a turbo charged freak of nature.

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TopicWhich Eeveelution you rolling with?
ClockworkHare
09/11/22 1:10:18 PM
#48
wackyteen posted...
Nobody wants Salad
Because you don't win friends with it.

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TopicWhich celebrity death in 2022 hit you HARDEST?
ClockworkHare
09/08/22 6:32:57 PM
#16
Alteres posted...
I keep forgetting Iago is gone, goddamnit
Gottfried at least got one last comedic bit on Smiling Friends. He was literally written as a god.

Salute.

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TopicDo you consider yourself attractive?
ClockworkHare
09/06/22 8:39:22 PM
#23
Do you consider yourself attractive?
Personally, no.

Literally, yes. I was proposed to.

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TopicKim Kardashian breaks internet (again) for wearing jockstrap
ClockworkHare
09/06/22 7:22:10 PM
#35
She's approaching her Madonna phase.

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TopicWhat do you think about white Americans moving to Mexico City?
ClockworkHare
09/06/22 7:15:46 PM
#21
That's the tricky thing about migration: it's a two-way street.

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TopicWhat would women do if there were no Men for 24 hours
ClockworkHare
09/06/22 7:03:36 PM
#88
Coincidentally one day would have a noticeable negative impact on many national economies. Not world-ending, but inconveniently noticeable. One week would actually lead to a beginning of infrastructures collapsing because the vital "icky", back-to-back shift, dangerous, 24/7 labor jobs are performed predominately by over 90% male personnel. Those jobs have to be performed THAT regularly to maintain stability and supply. The bulk of those necessary high risk infrastructure jobs with high mortality rates is filled by men. Men are also the majority of applicants for those positions despite the well-known risks. Even when male interaction is made a non-issue and women are prioritized for hiring benefits and scholarships, significantly less female applicants pursue those fields.

Like even if someone's a looney who straight up hates the existence of the male sex they would be a self-defeating idiot to neglect just how necessary male economics participation is in keeping that person's privileged little bubble afloat and wishing for one the elements maintaining it to vanish. They might as well saw off one of their legs...

I don't like certain plants and animals because of their potential danger, but I don't wish for them to go extinct and leave gaping holes in ecosystems where they're vital. Especially ones I depend on.

Like it or not, men are necessary to keep current systems running. There's really not enough women interested in replacing them. The whole premise of the hypothetical sounded like privileged sexist wine talk anyway.

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TopicU.N. High Commissioner for Human Rights called out China...
ClockworkHare
09/06/22 2:55:55 PM
#7
So how long before the government of China literally owns 90% of the UN..?

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