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sometimes
09/21/22 10:41:53 PM
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i've gone pretty much my whole life without even holding hands with a non-family woman, let alone get hugs or kisses from them.

i don't really know what i'm doing wrong. my friends will take me to the bar and i can't talk to women or attract anyone, its like im invisible to them or something.

i dont have a neckbeard or anything, i'm about 5'8" but i guess im kinda ugly or something because nobody has ever seemed to want to date me

all of my friends call me a turbo virgin and won't stop making fun of me

what should i do

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Big_Nabendu
09/21/22 10:42:16 PM
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U try a dating site?

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Adam
09/21/22 10:44:21 PM
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Just say you're religious

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xue1
09/21/22 10:47:35 PM
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they are not your friends. they are people that hang out with you
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CrestedTax
09/21/22 10:47:56 PM
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You need to learn to talk to women and improve your self confidence. Those two things are generally enough to find someone.

Your friends are idiots. I would try to make new friends.
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sometimes
09/21/22 10:48:15 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
U try a dating site?
which one would you recommend

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Dan_Haren-
09/21/22 10:48:15 PM
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U gotta work on urself a bit. Dress with some style, groom appropriately, get in good shape. Thats the basics. Sometimes if you get out of your comfort zone in regards to style you may find that different styles fit your personality better than how u currently dress. So if u get in good shape, wear fitted clothes, nice shoes, nice grooming that will br a solid base.

Beyond that, you just have to put yourself out there. You have to step out of your comfort zone. There's no harm in rejection. You only know what's in your comfort zone if you never step out of it. Like I said, if you step out of your zone and do things that are not characteristic of you, you may like the new zone better. So approach a girl and shoot your shot. It takes practice you might get rejected 50 times in a row before you're successful and when you are what you're doing wrong will click and you'll be a pro soon enough.
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Mew
09/21/22 10:48:28 PM
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Pics

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Will_VIIII
09/21/22 10:48:44 PM
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sometimes posted...
which one would you recommend
Try Hinge

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sometimes
09/21/22 10:50:28 PM
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Dan_Haren- posted...
U gotta work on urself a bit. Dress with some style, groom appropriately, get in good shape. Thats the basics. Sometimes if you get out of your comfort zone in regards to style you may find that different styles fit your personality better than how u currently dress. So if u get in good shape, wear fitted clothes, nice shoes, nice grooming that will br a solid base.

Beyond that, you just have to put yourself out there. You have to step out of your comfort zone. There's no harm in rejection. You only know what's in your comfort zone if you never step out of it. Like I said, if you step out of your zone and do things that are not characteristic of you, you may like the new zone better. So approach a girl and shoot your shot. It takes practice you might get rejected 50 times in a row before you're successful and when you are what you're doing wrong will click and you'll be a pro soon enough.
i guess you're right. i've been afraid to ask my mom for more money to go shopping for clothes, feels like something she'd say no to

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Will_VIIII
09/21/22 10:52:16 PM
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sometimes posted...
i've been afraid to ask my mom for more money to go shopping for clothes, feels like something she'd say no to


Um...

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FarmFox
09/21/22 10:52:54 PM
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Ill hold your hand

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MaxEffingBemis
09/21/22 10:54:03 PM
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Whos alt is this

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CrashLightning
09/21/22 10:58:37 PM
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I'm 27 and a foreveralone virgin too. I have really bad anxiety so i hardly ever go out of the house and just play video games/watch movies all day. I also have a fear of talking to women around my age like Yamcha from Dragon Ball so it's nearly impossible for me to get a girlfriend. I think i need to find the 7 dragon balls and wish to have no anxiety.
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sometimes
09/21/22 10:59:43 PM
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CrashLightning posted...
I'm 27 and a foreveralone virgin too. I have really bad anxiety so i hardly ever go out of the house and just play video games/watch movies all day. I also have a fear of talking to women around my age like Yamcha from Dragon Ball so it's nearly impossible for me to get a girlfriend. I think i need to find the 7 dragon balls and wish to have no anxiety.
im sorry to hear that. i hope you can be like best of yamcha and say cool shit and use the wolf fang fist brother

you can do it bro we can do it

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MarvAlbert
09/21/22 11:00:11 PM
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I have a solution for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kitt
09/21/22 11:02:23 PM
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sometimes posted...
i guess you're right. i've been afraid to ask my mom for more money to go shopping for clothes, feels like something she'd say no to

MaxEffingBemis posted...
Whos alt is this


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Big_Nabendu
09/21/22 11:03:03 PM
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Tinder or hidge

I never tried match or eHarmony

POF is a pos

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Norman_Smiley
09/21/22 11:03:07 PM
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find a hobby that lots of women are into.

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sometimes
09/21/22 11:04:08 PM
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Norman_Smiley posted...
find a hobby that lots of women are into.
can you give me some examples
idk if you guys can tell but i'm not really socially graceful

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Cobra1010
09/21/22 11:04:16 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Tinder or hidge

I never tried match or eHarmony

POF is a pos

I've only tried a few dating sites and I strongly recommend against eharmony.

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IfGodCouldDie
09/21/22 11:04:42 PM
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It might have something to do with you spending all your time getting banned and creating alts on a dying video game website.

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Big_Nabendu
09/21/22 11:06:16 PM
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This Scotty?
You already have a girlfriend cuz!!!!
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/1/AAW5a5AADsx7.jpg

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Master_Bass
09/21/22 11:06:42 PM
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Yeah, TC overplayed his hand with the mom comment, lol. No one is going to take this seriously anymore.

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ClockworkHare
09/21/22 11:06:43 PM
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im 26 and ive never kissed a woman before, let alone held hands

You're not missing out on much. Don't be afraid to try guys some time. We got much bigger hands and know what to do with them. <3

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sometimes
09/21/22 11:07:29 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
Yeah, TC overplayed his hand with the mom comment, lol. No one is going to take this seriously anymore.
i don't understand

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Yadoken
09/21/22 11:07:32 PM
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I clicked on your profile

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HagenEx
09/21/22 11:10:17 PM
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sometimes posted...
what should i do

The answer is always hookers.

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bsp77
09/21/22 11:16:07 PM
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Mix of Tinder, Hinge and Bumble.

Also, use Meetup for in person shared interests. Not for dating explicitly but can lead to mixed gender friend groups and stuff just happens.

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Norman_Smiley
09/21/22 11:30:15 PM
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sometimes posted...
can you give me some examples
idk if you guys can tell but i'm not really socially graceful

Adult extended learning classes are your friends. Learning any foreign language, photography, creative writing, yoga, gardening, cooking, improv, drawing, painting, singing, hiking, volunteer work. Just make sure it is something that actually interests you.

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Dan_Haren-
09/21/22 11:31:12 PM
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My post is based on personal experience. Up til 19 I always thought I was ugly, never really socialized with women. Felt like the only one who had never socialized with women in a romantic way. Because of this I was completely oblivious to any social clues. In college I sorta reflected on myself and decided I needed to change and put myself out there. Everyone else was doing it, so why couldn't I. I did that, started talking to a girl I was practically in love with. Everything was going well but I didn't know how to make a move. My friends all gave me terrible advice and it lead to the whole thing withering away. After this episode, I thought to myself, fuck it, I'm gonna put myself out there and make a move on a new girl, and fuck any advice my friends give, I'm not even gonna tel them about it. I kept reciting lines in my head and eventually found something that worked. I shot my shot and it was successful. It was literally as simple as, "I think you're pretty cute." She reciprocated and we started dating. Granted, we were already having casual conversations and stuff before that, so that wasn't an ice breaker. Eventually she gave me alot of insight into how girls think. That was eye opening. After this broke up, the rest was easy.
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Robot2600
09/21/22 11:32:02 PM
#32:


hey fatty hit the gym

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Robot2600
09/21/22 11:32:32 PM
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also: get new friends, fuck those ppl

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