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GameGodOfAll posted...

Fuck's a vers? Like a switch?

It just means someone willing to do both. It's actually not that uncommon the older and more experienced gay men get.

Plenty of people start out as one or the other, but they eventually learn that the folk who corner the market in sex are predominately vers. And people jump teams all the time. It's called sexual experimentation; something very promoted in gay culture.
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Thank goodness Luffy showed up and had his back.
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Most modern gay guys don't thirst for their hetero friend's D at all.

The attribute of "straight" is literally a common turn off for us because of how incompatible the average heterosexual man is with gay dating standards. Straight guys are generally terrible at a lot things many gay men expect within sexual relationships. Hell most gay guys who recently come out of the closet are...
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SailorGoon posted...

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What was the lie? Any sort of fucking info?

Well it's about as believable as every other text 'shop we see here...
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What next? Making rat traps and anti-bacterial cleansers illegal because they kill something?

Uh oh, gotta remove all clocks. We can't be killing time...
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TheVipaGTS posted...

No because they don't fear them. they hate them.

It's both.

Bigots fear their families and peers being infiltrated by the abnormal and lash out in self-righteous anger to reject it. Many people who adamantly hate queer culture are scared shitless one of their children will grow up to be a part of it. It can throw a giant monkey wrench into their typical heteronormative timeline of goals (ie: career, dating, settling down, produce grandkids, passing the torch, etc). And that paranoia can spark rage within cultural purists bent on punishing those who don't conform, including their own children.

It's especially funny when someone claims to be progressive and empathetic towards LGBT issues, yet desperately panics when it's revealed their child might be queer. Remember, folks: it's not just the extreme conservatives afraid their kids might grow up to be gay or trans. Almost anyone prone to desiring the white picket fenced priority of having grandchildren is just as susceptible of being a hater of queer culture. Political leaning often has very little impact on that.

Because it's easy for people to say they're supportive of LGBT rights when it's a mainstream trend that attracts a pat on the back for doing the least possible. But it's a whole different ballgame for them when those issues enter their home...then you get to see their real colors.
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yusiko posted...

alt_no_1_loves posted...

Having played FF7 a dozen times (and I'm strongly tempted to start it again soon), who the hell is Reeve?

he is the hot guy that controls the games most annoying party member cait sith
cait sith is just a robot controlled by reeve from back in shinra

So Reeve is actually the most annoying party member by remote, but it's okay since he's a handsome fucker.


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Of course Whoopi got upset after butting heads with someone she politically disagrees with. Watch The View and you'll notice she's consistently central to the show's formula. When she's shaking her head and starts lining up her shot at the naughty guest, she wants the kill. When the guest starts resisting just as hard, BOOM goes Whoopi because it throws off her shot. She wants an easy kill on camera; anything messes with that and she's going to get pissed.

Forget liberal vs conservative bs for 1 minute.

This is how Whoopi is on The View now. Tons of viewers tune in to wait and see what SHE has to say on topics, because her responses can get downright ruthless towards the invited opposition. The rest of the women are just there to play Pong with her.

I've personally agreed with some of her commentary on certain past issues, but even I can acknowledge she's still human, she's very political, and she has a temper about it. I can completely believe her losing it behind the scenes towards certain guests who didn't fall in line with the show's planned agenda. The View has a history of participant discord...
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Looking at actual photos of Valerie Jarrett, I can understand why someone might think she's a typical white American and therefore politically "safe" for a comparison to the Planet of the Apes. Nobody really gives a shit if a white person gets compared to a primate.



Still doesn't make Roseanne's risque tweets look any better. She should have done her research before taking pot shots at political figures...
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DirkDiggles posted...

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TheVipaGTS posted...

Imagine caring about the young Jerks In 2018.

Yeah, they got laid out as fools in 2016.

Won't watch them anymore.

That was glorious.

I didn't even vote for Trump and even I can admit the turnaround was epic.
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TheVipaGTS posted...

Imagine caring about the young Jerks In 2018.

Yeah, they got laid out as fools in 2016.

Won't watch them anymore.
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The irony in using "incel" as an insult towards a person who actually identifies as one is that it doesn't offend real incels at all.
The most extreme of them are using the term as a badge now.

It can, however, be very offensive to someone who is NOT an incel. When used excessively, it's like calling someone an "SJW" or "alt right" just because you judgmentally disagree with their opinion...

People who use the term casually like that as an insult are typically not good natured, socially aware people themselves because they ignore that distinction.
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Mikey is basically the counter to the other 3's behavioral hang ups that disrupts their chill and occasionally causes them to be anti-social with each other.

Leonardo obsessively trains.
Raphael is a temperamental grump.
Donatello is a shut in with his experiments.

Mikey constantly interrupts their compulsive shit so they don't forget to come up for air. He's the social turtle; the team's glue.
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Ever seen someone so big they have to waddle instead of walk?

Yeah I've seen roid junkies at the gym.
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calling someone a manlet is just propagating toxic masculinity

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Superman had early commitment issues around Lois no matter what she looked like rofl. Bitch was thirsty for alien dong.
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dad knocked the kid out with a silent fart
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ClunkerSlim posted...

eston posted...

So Scarlet Johansson is the only reason this is a high profile movie? I find that hard to believe

Um... why? We wouldnt even be talking about this movie right now if she hadnt dropped out of it.

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rofl

A ton of the tear jerker posts on that site are made up attention fishing.
Even if this was fake, it wouldn't be out of the norm for imgur.
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omg thos gawdam literals!!1


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Do gay guys like guys who shave down there?

Like what? Their junk and ass?

Some guys prefer their partners to have that clean shaven, but it's not a majority standard.
It's kind of an afterthought compared to all the other things we get picky about...

And it's really not uncommon for gay guys to make exceptions with their preferences when it comes to someone exceptionally attractive. I'm not a fan of blue eyes, but I've made exceptions for guys who were the complete package otherwise. My friend doesn't like fros, but he's banged plenty of hunky guys with that type of hair because they had a lot of appealing traits that compensated. Preferences aren't always set in stone and can shift depending on experiences.

I will say this from my own experience though: shaved junk really helps the appeal of giving oral. Nobody wants to gag on pubes. And when a guy refuses to clean things up down there...and still expects to get head...it says he's a self-centered douche.
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Topic is clearly stating that the cure for a hogweed burn is rubbing titties all over it.
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Zikten posted...

there are like a thousand versions of Lex Luthor, and 999 of them are white. he was only black in the cartoon you watched as a kid. and he might not even be black there. it's cause of weird shading choices. he's supposedly based on a famous greek actor.

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Lex_Luthor, reveal yourself

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Too suspicious looking and she mentions a dispute with a boyfriend or "roommate issues" which can also translate as the same thing depending on how wary the listeners are.

She's hot enough, but there was still bound to be a bunch of "nos" just because of common red flags in that locale.
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When the mum of the guy you broke up with 3.5 years ago wanna follow you on IG.

It happens.

I've had a few of my exes' friends and families still want to stay in contact with me despite the break ups. I've actually had a guy ask me back because his mother was so bummed out I wasn't going to be her son-in-law. We broke up again, but his mother and I still stayed friends.

I mean it's pretty bad when when your own mother will side with your ex rofl.
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If you use online dating apps long enough in hopes of finding a committed relationship, you're going to eventually discover that the real keepers have already been jumping ship for some time...both men and women. Many are looking elsewhere.

Online dating should never have been considered a reliable standard for finding commitment no matter what certain marketing campaigns try to push. It's predominately great for hook ups. Trying to consistently use the apps for both is shaky ground at best. Some can manage it; the majority can not.

If you can't figure out what better alternatives there are for seeking modern relationships, congratulations. App marketing and it's influenced social trends have succeeded in leading you so far away from the water hole, you're having trouble finding your way back...which is exactly how the marketers want it. They want you to think your love life depends on their services so you're less likely to find other options. They really love impressionable teens coming straight out of high school and treat using a dating app as a standard for escaping loneliness...

Dating apps can work, but they should never be your only or primary means of finding a life partner. The convenience should not convince you they are an essential. Apps were not necessary decades before.
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My parents shipped me away as a teen to live with my more accepting aunt in an attempt to prevent my younger brother from catching my gay. They practically treated my homosexuality as a contagious disease and were willing to sacrifice my established childhood to protect their other son's. I eventually ceased interaction with them for my emotional well being.

Years later my parents now want to reconnect with me after seeing how successfully independent I've become and think I would be a good candidate to step into the family business under my father's guidance. However, I'm aware that this was not their original plan and the reason they want to bother with me at all is because none of my siblings are suitable to take on the legacy.

Both my brothers have addictions and lack good work ethic. My older brother is in a mental ward and my younger brother is a caricature of a lost lazy pothead. My sister isn't interested in a career at all because she's already well off as a golddigger. She nailed down a wealthy man by getting pregnant which our mother was actually very supportive of. My sister was spoiled from day 1 in hopes that our mother would get grandchildren. Ironically, my sister's spoiled nature eventually deteriorated her commitment to our parents and now she refuses to allow our mother to see the grandkids at all. Our father is permitted to see the grandkids, not our mother...

Can't say I pity the old bitch. She's getting burned by the fire she started. And I'm half interested in my father's offer just for a chance to sink his business from the inside.


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I get along with most people who are either mildly liberal or mildly conservative.

Not a lot of people get along with folk who are super lib or super conserv.
Hell half the time super libs and super conservs can't even get along with themselves...

Anybody who's that dogmatic about their political views is going to be a walking source of their own social problems.
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LordFarquad1312 posted...

ClockworkHare posted...

Francine

Lois you mean?

Yeah, some of the show's fans like to sympathetically champion her as the underrated "good presence" in the household and condone her final "fuck you" towards her own son, but she contributed her share of messed up feats along with the rest of the family. She was just as demented and responsible for many of the household's problems. None of what her kids did could really trump Hal and Lois's culpability in molding them into little monsters in the first place.
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I don't know. I'm a gay guy who dates guys, so height doesn't really come up much...
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The last episode was still fucked up no matter how you slice it. Lois is a hardworking mother, but that doesn't mean she is a good one. The kids are dysfunctional messes because the parents are too.
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hollow_shrine posted...

I don't know why she thought she need to go for that role in the first place. She looks nothing like the person did in real life, and there's a significant desire among consumers to see trans roles portrayed by trans characters.

It would have been a brilliant PR move if you think about it.

Then again perhaps her voiced concerns are legit and she really did come to a personal revelation on her own without a nod from any Hollywood agency. It happens; celebrities can have moments of ethical self-reflection too. And this wouldn't be the first case of this sort of turnaround to happen. Not saying Johansson deserves a public award for morally questioning herself, but it's not a first time this has occurred in the world of acting.

Although she might still get some flack for not drawing the same line when it came to accepting a lead role in Ghost in a Shell 2017. I wonder if part of the reason she's more wary of "appropriating" roles now is the past criticism she got before. Not that I would fault her for adapting to that kind of experience; movie actors are still human.
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Of course I have.

I'm a gay man who's had more than a few sex partners. It was going to eventually happen. The higher the number went up, the more likely I was gonna cross someone who thinks lying to me about commitment and banging someone else on the side is not cheating...

Different people, differing definitions of integrity.
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Having celebrity status and privileges does not make someone innately immune to life-damaging accusations.
Oddly enough, neither does being a goodhearted law-abiding citizen...

Movie actors in particular have plenty of rational profession-related reasons to not tread carelessly with their personal lives, as one wrong scandal can potentially demolish their careers into obscurity. They have significant stake to lose if they attract too much bad press.

If Henry Cavill feels a need to be careful about who and how he approaches other people (even if that includes the opposite sex), that's not exactly an uncommon policy for celebrity media icons to adopt. He was just one of the celebs put on blast for it...

I really doubt a man with his looks, status, and privileges seriously believes all women are too dangerous to approach now. And I think it would be extremely ignorant and overzealous to jump to that conclusion.

In my opinion, it's not just women who should be careful with whom they date...
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lww99 posted...

Wonder what his height and weight are...

Shot from below.

Probably a shorty.
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Do sending dick pics actually work?

Well yeah, if you want to be on a sexual offenders list that badly...
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Republicans vote to make it legal to ban gays & lesbians from adopting

Oh it's that time of year again?
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But authorities said that through their investigation, "detectives have discovered that this is not a hate-related incident."

Uhhh yeah it was.

Even if race wasn't even factored, it would still be a hate-related crime.
Telling a Hispanic man to "go back to Mexico " and then brutally assaulting him are pretty hateful actions....
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I admit my nose would be stuck in a crack every day instead of just Friday nights.
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Big_Nabendu posted...

I had doubts

Why?
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Death threats should not be taken lightly by the law, particularly towards children.
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Solar_Crimson posted...

I can get not wanting to be with the woman anymore, but how could you just abandon your own children like that?

Similar reasons some women do it.
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Part of the reason it's rare is that it gets taken advantage of.

Manipulative users are natural predators of compassionate people. And the introduction of the internet only made it easier for them...

So more and more modern households stop prioritizing it as a value to teach their children.
They don't want their kids getting taken advantage of by crooks and used by selfish manipulators.
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Drake the kind of guy to moan when he shits

You don't...?

How do you assert your dominance over your neighbor's shits?


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When I said "fit upper body" I did not mean like a hulking gym rat full of roids.
A bodybuilder's physique is not what average men have, yet average men can still be fit enough to be physically attractive and look strong.

I just meant fit.
Think professional volleyball player, gymnast, or one of the MCU men.

Tons of women would not have any objection at all if their skinny or flabby men decided to get fit like that. Even some of the women who claim they predominately fell in love with their male SO's amazing personality would not mind coming home one day and seeing him with an athletic beach body. It would just make him even better...
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If you haven't noticed, the general consensus is that it's a common turn off.
And that's not limited to CE.

A significant amount of eligible bachelors in their prime are not fans of dealing with what they consider is a single mom's "baggage". News media has frequently spoken about the long standing trend, occasionally encouraging men to "step up".

Single mothers are not innately unattractive; some can still manage to compensate enough to attract boyfriends. The point is their kids are still a common reason to have to compensate in the dating market, partly because transitioning the kids to accept a new a new partner can be extremely taxing for the adults involved. And it's why some single parents go to the extent of avoiding mention that they're parents in their dating profiles (ie: they wait to bring that up on the dates).

It's not even an issue limited to single mothers. There's plenty of single fathers too who notice steep increase in difficulty with keeping partners interested when kids from a prior relationship are a factor.
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