Poll of the Day > I may have a date tomorrow boys give me advice

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Nomak-54
07/20/18 9:04:45 PM
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blonde nerd qt wants to get ice cream
it's going to be raining tomorrow so we'll see if it still happens

Guys, school dances aside I haven't gone on a real date in years. and that date was quite terrible tbh

I'm rusty give me words of wisdom o great guardians of potd
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Person106
07/20/18 9:21:53 PM
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rogerskg1979
07/20/18 9:28:46 PM
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If it's raining, then her shirt might get wet, and you might be able to see her nipples beneath the shirt.
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Cacciato
07/20/18 9:48:01 PM
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Person106 posted...
"Grab her by the pussy."

Yo Im p sure that bitch (his words not mine) would enjoy that shit bruh
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green dragon
07/20/18 9:52:53 PM
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Just do what I do and act like me
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wwinterj25
07/20/18 10:41:34 PM
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Touch his arse.
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Bugmeat
07/20/18 11:29:56 PM
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You need to wear one of these.

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2123346-the-infinity-shocker?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwimv9GboK_cAhXK-lQKHckWCLkQ9QEwAXoECAkQBw
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JixHedgehog
07/21/18 12:07:38 AM
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Ask questions, lots and lots of questions

Immediate questions that follow her answers
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Mead
07/21/18 12:11:13 AM
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Be pleasant
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trodi_911
07/21/18 5:36:37 AM
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Just follow this guide and you'll be just fine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TWrTCiuEDk" data-time="

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AllstarSniper32
07/21/18 6:05:20 AM
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You need to have this discussion with your conscience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA9WKwXz3JE" data-time="

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BUMPED2002
07/21/18 6:06:33 AM
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Nomak-54 posted...
blonde nerd qt wants to get ice cream
it's going to be raining tomorrow so we'll see if it still happens

Guys, school dances aside I haven't gone on a real date in years. and that date was quite terrible tbh

I'm rusty give me words of wisdom o great guardians of potd

Best advice I can give you is just be yourself!
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Miroku_of_Nite1
07/21/18 6:11:01 AM
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Don't spill your spaghetti.
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Nomak-54
07/21/18 9:49:48 AM
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Change of plans: we're getting pizza instead :V

green dragon posted...
Just do what I do and act like me


lul

Cacciato posted...
Person106 posted...
"Grab her by the pussy."

Yo Im p sure that bitch (his words not mine) would enjoy that shit bruh


DUDE! What is your problem bro? I'm gonna start expelling you from my threads >:(
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Reciful_II
07/21/18 9:57:27 AM
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Type "@" then "Lagn" then "fragn" then "larry" for cheat codes.
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SmokeMassTree
07/21/18 10:01:02 AM
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You're fucking up already

Make that bitch pizza at your house and then have sex with her
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DPsx7
07/21/18 10:35:07 AM
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You people give awful advice... I can't help though as I've never been in that situation. Always thought the fees for school dances were too high and skipped them too.
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MICHALECOLE
07/21/18 10:54:11 AM
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When ordering the pizza order the meat lovers pizza and if she eats more than one slice youre getting laid for sure
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dedbus
07/21/18 11:14:30 AM
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Get deep in her dish with your pepperoni.
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SusanGreenEyes
07/21/18 11:18:47 AM
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Tell her she has beautiful eyes.
Ask her about her interests then talk about them.
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LeetCheet
07/21/18 11:44:30 AM
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Do you know exactly how nerdy she is though?
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07/21/18 11:55:19 AM
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Sarcasthma
07/21/18 11:57:38 AM
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DPsx7 posted...
You people give awful advice... I can't help though as I've never been in that situation. Always thought the fees for school dances were too high and skipped them too.

You know people continue to go on dates after high school, right?
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Nomak-54
07/21/18 12:19:27 PM
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Hey sorry to stray off topic but awhile ago I bought this shitty ass phone charger that had a little light on it so you can see in the dark or something

At some point the lightbulb would constantly stay on and I didn't know how to turn it off

Well, it just exploded and now there's some icky goo leaking out. should I be worried? charger still works tho

LeetCheet posted...
Do you know exactly how nerdy she is though?


she's like an 8 on the nerd scale
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jbomb1234
07/21/18 12:52:28 PM
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Take a shower and be yourself.
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blu
07/21/18 1:17:33 PM
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Have good hygiene and wear a button up shirt. Talk a bit and its okay if youre shy or nervous. just assume no kiss this date, and have a kiss next date. Dont try to sleep with her, assume sex isnt on the table until a few dates in, because I know youre not trying to just bang chicks who may leave you.
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DPsx7
07/21/18 2:04:11 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
DPsx7 posted...
You people give awful advice... I can't help though as I've never been in that situation. Always thought the fees for school dances were too high and skipped them too.

You know people continue to go on dates after high school, right?


Why?
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Nomak-54
07/21/18 2:33:01 PM
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DPsx7 posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
DPsx7 posted...
You people give awful advice... I can't help though as I've never been in that situation. Always thought the fees for school dances were too high and skipped them too.

You know people continue to go on dates after high school, right?


Why?


Why not???

blu posted...
Have good hygiene and wear a button up shirt. Talk a bit and its okay if youre shy or nervous. just assume no kiss this date, and have a kiss next date. Dont try to sleep with her, assume sex isnt on the table until a few dates in, because I know youre not trying to just bang chicks who may leave you.


na boy those lips are gonna be mine
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LeetCheet
07/21/18 2:52:31 PM
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Nomak-54 posted...
she's like an 8 on the nerd scale


8? Seems pretty low. I mean, Real nerds never settles for anything less than 9.
I'm sorry to say but I think this girl is a waste of your time.
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VeeVees
07/21/18 3:01:19 PM
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they like to be paid upfront
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LOLIAmAnAlt
07/21/18 3:16:28 PM
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Make sure to reinforce that it is in fact a date and not just a hang out session.
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Nomak-54
07/21/18 4:39:12 PM
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omg 20 minutes and I still haven't decided what to wear omg omg omg
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zebatov
07/21/18 4:48:06 PM
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Don't forget to bring your Poo Pourri in case you need to take a fatty dump at her place.
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LOLIAmAnAlt
07/21/18 5:13:40 PM
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Nomak-54 posted...
omg 20 minutes and I still haven't decided what to wear omg omg omg

Short skirt, long jacket.
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Mariowario64
07/21/18 8:40:10 PM
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Bump. Im very interested in how this date went.
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/21/18 8:45:50 PM
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How did it go?
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Nomak-54
07/21/18 9:16:56 PM
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HeyI just got back, It was awesome, I don't know what I was worried about. I still got it

but yeah it was kind of awkward at first but after we finished eating we sat outside the pizza place and talked for like 3 hours. It was super chill and we totally kissed at the end.
She didn't even cared that I was 17 and still a minor haha I really don't know why I was so flustered
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Mariowario64
07/21/18 9:46:51 PM
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Nomak-54 posted...
HeyI just got back, It was awesome, I don't know what I was worried about. I still got it

but yeah it was kind of awkward at first but after we finished eating we sat outside the pizza place and talked for like 3 hours. It was super chill and we totally kissed at the end.
She didn't even cared that I was 17 and still a minor haha I really don't know why I was so flustered

Congrats on your success!
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green dragon
07/21/18 9:46:52 PM
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Nomak-54 posted...
but after we finished

you guys had sex with each other?
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Bugmeat
07/21/18 9:51:53 PM
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He came to PotD for dating advice and ended up getting kissed.
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Reciful_II
07/21/18 9:56:08 PM
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I imagine it was all our awful advice that got you flustered however I'm glad to hear things went well.
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Mariowario64
07/21/18 9:56:25 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
He came to PotD for dating advice and ended up getting kissed.

In the unlikely scenario that I ever go on a date, I'll make sure to come here for advice now.
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LeetCheet
07/22/18 3:06:30 AM
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Congrats.
So, when are you going to marry her?
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Mead
07/22/18 3:28:38 AM
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Sounds like it went well, not everyday you meet someone you can talk to for hours like that
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JixHedgehog
07/22/18 5:40:48 AM
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Nomak-54 posted...
She didn't even cared that I was 17 and still a minor haha I really don't know why I was so flustered


Why?.. how old is she?
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Nomak-54
07/22/18 8:18:38 AM
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JixHedgehog posted...
Nomak-54 posted...
She didn't even cared that I was 17 and still a minor haha I really don't know why I was so flustered


Why?.. how old is she?


19 :V

LeetCheet posted...
Congrats.
So, when are you going to marry her?


Soon man, I'm already imagining what our children looks like
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SmokeMassTree
07/22/18 1:09:14 PM
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You're 17 on tinder wondering why your not having success?

Come on bro
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