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Trickfinger
07/06/18 8:49:42 PM
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what's your best hope of winning?
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Sphyx
07/06/18 8:52:16 PM
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vizzini.gif
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marthsheretoo
07/06/18 8:54:10 PM
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Technology
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TerrifyingRei
07/06/18 8:54:20 PM
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I'll just lose. I'm okay with this.
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DarkProto05
07/06/18 8:54:34 PM
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Tell him you're gay and strip butt naked.
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NOM
07/06/18 8:54:46 PM
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There is no hope.
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Blue_Inigo
07/06/18 8:54:47 PM
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A gun
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Darkrobotisback
07/06/18 8:55:32 PM
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Black belt karate.
Full contact, illegal hits, no mercy.
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SSJCAT
07/06/18 8:56:22 PM
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If they have a penis, go for that
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DarthAragorn
07/06/18 8:58:03 PM
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Sweep the leg
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bladegash
07/06/18 8:58:47 PM
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kamehameha
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nevershine
07/06/18 8:59:27 PM
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qG14aFm
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Trickfinger
07/06/18 9:06:50 PM
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nevershine posted...
qG14aFm

theyre twice as fast as you buddy
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VectorChaos
07/06/18 9:07:35 PM
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byron posted...
Pocket sand

Always.
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Sphyx
07/06/18 9:09:11 PM
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Trickfinger posted...
theyre twice as fast as you buddy

...but not fast enough!
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CookieV3
07/06/18 9:14:12 PM
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Nothing to really do besides cheap tricks and diversions or taking things too far with weapons unless you have more fighting experience. I dont think my Taekwondo classes would really help.
Id imagine such a hypothetically pristine fighter would know all about nut shots with how old the joke is and theyd be quick enough to do something.
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nicklebro
07/06/18 9:15:33 PM
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Be twice as skilled as they are.
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CharismaticChad
07/06/18 9:16:14 PM
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my durability makes me win the fight
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nevershine
07/06/18 9:16:54 PM
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Sphyx posted...
Trickfinger posted...
theyre twice as fast as you buddy

...but not fast enough!

Theyll never see it coming
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3khc
07/06/18 9:17:22 PM
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Weapons.
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Darkrobotisback
07/06/18 9:19:30 PM
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nevershine posted...
Sphyx posted...
Trickfinger posted...
theyre twice as fast as you buddy

...but not fast enough!

Theyll never see it coming

Wut if he has protective undergarments...
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Trickfinger
07/06/18 9:23:24 PM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
nevershine posted...
Sphyx posted...
Trickfinger posted...
theyre twice as fast as you buddy

...but not fast enough!

Theyll never see it coming

Wut if he has protective undergarments...

lol wearing a spiked cup
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Laserion
07/08/18 7:37:29 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
A gun

What if they know Sinanju?
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Trickfinger
07/09/18 11:55:07 AM
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lmao all of yall would get KOd instantly, literally not a single good tactic yet
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TerrifyingRei
07/09/18 11:55:40 AM
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Trickfinger posted...
lmao all of yall would get KOd instantly, literally not a single good tactic yet

TerrifyingRei posted...
I'll just lose. I'm okay with this.

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CM_Ponch
07/09/18 12:08:40 PM
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I take the fight into the mud and kill the speed advantage
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DarthWendy
07/09/18 12:11:20 PM
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My krav maga.
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Uncle_Drew
07/09/18 12:15:32 PM
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Break the wrist, walk away
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Dragon239
07/09/18 12:18:20 PM
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Say "I'm a masochist, hurt me daddy."
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cerealbox760
07/09/18 12:18:33 PM
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Diplomacy and money. Befriend him and stab him in the back when he's gets too comfortable.
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Trickfinger
07/09/18 12:19:59 PM
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Uncle_Drew posted...
Break the wrist, walk away

he's twice as fast and strong as you
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Uncle_Drew
07/09/18 12:23:29 PM
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Trickfinger posted...
Uncle_Drew posted...
Break the wrist, walk away

he's twice as fast and strong as you

Im twice as skilled at breaking the wrist and walking away
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Trickfinger
07/09/18 12:25:05 PM
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Uncle_Drew posted...
Trickfinger posted...
Uncle_Drew posted...
Break the wrist, walk away

he's twice as fast and strong as you

Im twice as skilled at breaking the wrist and walking away

Kod instantly, next
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K181
07/09/18 12:28:37 PM
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Well, I used to box semi-professionally, so I'd feel pretty confident being able to beat up a bigger and stronger person that hasn't had significant fight training.

Being able to know how to throw an actually good punch is a skill that the vast majority of people don't have, even if the person in question is very strong.

If he was an experienced fighter though, I'd assume that him being twice as strong would mean he was at least several weight classes above me, and with greater speed he'd have to be elite to have that speed advantage over a smaller me, so I'd be boned.
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frozenshock
07/10/18 12:02:43 PM
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I wave a white flag
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VectorChaos
07/10/18 12:08:09 PM
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Trickfinger posted...
lmao all of yall would get KOd instantly, literally not a single good tactic yet


Bruh

byron posted...
Pocket sand

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Gunpo
07/10/18 12:10:40 PM
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byron posted...
Pocket sand

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ThyCorndog
07/10/18 12:11:46 PM
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beat his ass
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Trigg3rH4ppy
07/10/18 12:12:43 PM
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TlGER CLAW!!!
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pojr
07/10/18 12:13:49 PM
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You would have to trick him with words. "You will never be as powerful as the almighty genie!"
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1337toothbrush
07/10/18 12:15:11 PM
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Train in the hyperbolic time chamber until I'm faster and stronger than that person.
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Trickfinger
07/10/18 3:35:00 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Train in the hyperbolic time chamber until I'm faster and stronger than that person.

Shes twice as strong and fast no matter what
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Apocalyptic
07/10/18 3:46:39 PM
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Get in as close as possible while purposefully eating a few hits. Then, gouge our my opponents eyes and take the fight to the ground. It doesnt matter how fast or strong my opponent is. Without their sight, theyll become helpless.
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HBOSS
07/10/18 3:50:15 PM
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blahblahblah size of the fighter
blahblah size of the fight in one's heart.

someone would have to kill me to stop me cause I'll get back up every time I get knock down.
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Trickfinger
07/10/18 4:30:56 PM
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Rip
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