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Topic	You ever feel like no one likes you?
Smackems 03/25/24 4:55:01 PM #46	Crimsoness posted... I know For seriousness, though, I do feel alone a lot of the time. no one in my immediate circle understands what I go through in my head, my battle with drugs, and losing so many people that I was responsible for I never feel like EVERYONE dislikes me, but I go through periods where it feels like the ones closest to me are upset with me and want to distance themselves, even when it isn't true, and it's a painful thought --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Alopecia leaves Raccoon unmasked!
Smackems 03/25/24 2:27:52 PM #14	Crimsoness posted... @Smackems I seent it earlier I wanna pet the FUCK out of that naked rat --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	You ever feel like no one likes you?
Smackems 03/25/24 1:58:23 PM #26	Nah I'm the most beloved person on erf --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	South Park: Snow Day reviews are coming out
Smackems 03/25/24 1:39:30 PM #25	GhostFaceLeaks posted... How does it feel knowing this is likely going to kill South Park games from Ubisoft due to how bad it is? Probably south Park games period At least we got two good ones --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	South Park: Snow Day reviews are coming out
Smackems 03/25/24 1:36:37 PM #22	Expected that --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	TIL Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17 year-old while he was 38.
Smackems 03/25/24 10:42:59 AM #56	This place is so weird --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Do you play games at work?
Smackems 03/25/24 10:37:40 AM #1	Vidja games - Results (15 votes) Yes, on a PC or console 13.33% (2 votes) 2 Yes, on my phone 40% (6 votes) 6 No 46.67% (7 votes) 7 I play switch stuff between patients sometimes. Turn based works well --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Trying to find games my future step daughter likes
Smackems 03/25/24 10:29:24 AM #24	SweetNut_Farm posted... Animal crossing GuerrillaSoldier posted... roblox i'm not kidding Doubt it She's got a nice phone, she has access to Roblox I'm sure she's heard of or tried it before --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Trying to find games my future step daughter likes
Smackems 03/25/24 10:27:28 AM #21	DarthAragorn posted... I was going to recommend Stardew because a lot of women enjoy that but then I saw she wants fucking Mortal Kombat and now I don't know where to go with that. SEE?! Smashingpmkns posted... She might be into Doom I don't think she's ever even seen an fps --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	What'll do when they shutter GameFAQs for good?
Smackems 03/25/24 10:19:28 AM #35	I'll shit ur britches --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Trying to find games my future step daughter likes
Smackems 03/25/24 10:17:43 AM #18	PoopPotato posted... Stardew Valley DK tropic Freeze Maybe Stardew one day but at this time I'm just gonna get her an MK. Just dunno which to get yet --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	...two! three!
Smackems 03/25/24 10:08:39 AM #4	I say disco, you say party! Disco, disco! party party --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Trying to find games my future step daughter likes
Smackems 03/25/24 10:03:30 AM #15	Lordgold666 posted... Ac new horizons Probably not --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	CE should pool their resources and buy Trump Tower
Smackems 03/25/24 9:59:47 AM #8	His son keeps asking me for money on youtube --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	French fries dipped in Mayo+Ketchup
Smackems 03/25/24 9:59:11 AM #4	Just ketchup usually but I can do bbq if no ketchup Good fries shouldn't require much sauce --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Trying to find games my future step daughter likes
Smackems 03/25/24 9:58:06 AM #13	W_S_C_M posted... At that age she's probably already seen her fair share of violence and heard enough profanity from the rap music kids listen to. Mortal Kombat won't be much of a shocker. Go 4 it Not really, my fiancee has been pretty good about that shit. Or bad depending on how you look at it I suppose Anyway, again, is MK 11 stand alone enough for her to enjoy it? And just how bad is MK 1 switch? Just looks blurry and 30fps? If so then she could handle that --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Trying to find games my future step daughter likes
Smackems 03/25/24 9:52:24 AM #10	JuanCarlos1 posted... Well she IS 16. Thought we were talking about a 7-8 y/o thr way you were talking about MK and mario games. It's just funny to me that we went from cutesy pootsy shit like Mario and story of seasons straight into mortal Kombat lol --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Trying to find games my future step daughter likes
Smackems 03/25/24 9:49:27 AM #9	Revelation34 posted... I don't know much about fighting games since I don't play them. Maybe she'd like ones like BlazBlue. Baldur's Gate 3 would probably be boring for her at that age. If she has a Switch then Breath of the Wild would be good. Oh and Smash Bros. She has not shown any interest in stuff like Zelda. She does like anime tho We tried smash bros once for a few minutes but I don't think she liked it ONLY has a switch btw --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Trying to find games my future step daughter likes
Smackems 03/25/24 9:46:41 AM #6	Rosstin316 posted... MK11 on the Switch is actually an excellent port despite the limitations, MK1 is trash. Is 11 stand alone enough for her to get into the story at all? --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Trying to find games my future step daughter likes
Smackems 03/25/24 9:46:06 AM #5	Revelation34 posted... How old is she? 16 next month --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Trying to find games my future step daughter likes
Smackems 03/25/24 9:42:42 AM #1	She's new to games. I introduced her to Mario kart and Mario party and she likes both a lot. I gave her my mom's switch and my copy of MK. I then tried to get her into story of seasons and she liked it ok, but she's expressing a lot of interest in fuckin mortal Kombat, which was a leap lol So is MK 1 on switch ok? --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Prove to me you aren't just an NPC created by my consciousness.
Smackems 03/25/24 9:37:33 AM #9	Who gives a shit if I'm real --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Is your s/o a "Humper?"
Smackems 03/25/24 9:37:02 AM #3	Who posted? --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Is your s/o a "Humper?"
Smackems 03/25/24 9:28:07 AM #1	If so, who she been humpin? --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Is your s/o a "Trumper"?
Smackems 03/25/24 9:27:24 AM #70	R1masher posted... Idk, hasnt come up Bring it up --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	How much did your main computer mouse cost you?
Smackems 03/25/24 9:15:20 AM #2	I have a naga that was like 60 or 70 I don't use a mouse though besides the pad on the laptop --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	More Drama Concerning Narrative Designer Affiliated with Sweet Baby Inc
Smackems 03/25/24 9:08:28 AM #208	Seems pretty racist --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	A Will Smith zombie game called Undawn apparently came out, and bombed hard
Smackems 03/25/24 9:06:12 AM #50	He's in an office slapping the executives as we speak --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Starting Unicorn Overlord, give me tips and Chie's
Smackems 03/25/24 9:05:12 AM #4	Irony posted... The story is ok This except only just barely Game is easy as fuck, you really can just go wild and do whatever the hell you want as long as you're around the right level for the map you're trying to tackle --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	What do you call a cow with six legs?
Smackems 03/25/24 9:00:48 AM #9	My ex --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Wolverine's cannon height is 5'3
Smackems 03/25/24 8:59:49 AM #2	Hugh Jackman is actually Link sized --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Do you have any political aspirations?
Smackems 03/25/24 8:25:49 AM #4	I want to be earth emperoror --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Why are there no green DualSenses
Smackems 03/24/24 10:04:14 PM #2	Gray is --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Im not attracted to Sydney Sweeney
Smackems 03/24/24 10:03:31 PM #5	Boobs? --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Briefly pitch your idea for a story.
Smackems 03/24/24 7:12:47 PM #16	BloodMoon7 posted... Sexy girls everywhere. But none wanna fuck --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	The Game of Thrones magic system is pretty soft, right?
Smackems 03/24/24 7:10:45 PM #15	The white walkers use magic Also the way the show explains the fire gods magic was infuriating ~~"lol we don't know bro and we don't care about the show enough anymore to tell you"~~ --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Briefly pitch your idea for a story.
Smackems 03/24/24 6:31:31 PM #8	Bass_XO has become infested with nanobots that make him think he's a walrus. boomgetchopped3 is controlling them from home, held at gunpoint by divot1338 because they need Bass_XO to get all his money out the ATM. Bass_XO walruses his way to the ATM but is stopped by the karate bros DementedDurian and AssultTank Bass_XO quickly dispatches of them using Walrus Quon Chi, an ancient form of Walfoo taught only to those who lead a life of sexual passion and who make love to a grapefruit, by the master Kurt_Russel, seen in flashbacks that make up 98% of the story except this stuff The story ends with Quezovercoatl storming the Walrus House and overturning president Smackems, but Bass_XO stops them and saves the day, with divot1338 getting what he always wanted; a date with that hot sexy grapefruit, trappedunderice --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Historical period Switch game recommendations?
Smackems 03/24/24 4:14:32 PM #5	R1masher posted... Dark souls Is this the dark souls of historical games --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Historical period Switch game recommendations?
Smackems 03/24/24 2:57:31 PM #1	Basically I have Kingdom Come is the only one coming to mind (I think Witcher 3 is actually good for representing medieval times as well) and Assassin's Creed 3 and 4 for 1700s I would like to get Company of Heroes and Sniper Elite 4 for WWII Red Dead Redemption for western as well as Call of Juarez Gunslinger A period that is not done enough is the 1600s. The wars in Europe and the conquering of the Americas --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Has anyone here ever tried one of those ear candle things for removing wax?
Smackems 03/24/24 12:21:48 PM #23	GeminiDeus posted... https://www.webmd.com/cold-and-flu/ear-infection/what-is-ear-candling Is It Safe? At its best, ear candling is a lousy way to remove wax. At its worst, it can cause serious harm to your ear. Its also risky to hold a lit candle close to your face. The flame or the melted wax could burn you. Candle wax may even drip into your ear canal, clog the passage, and make you lose your hearing for a while. There are also reports of punctured eardrums after the candling process. The FDA hasnt approved ear candles for any medical use. It has sent warnings to manufacturers and stopped the import of candles. How Can I Remove Wax Safely? Earwax removal is a delicate process. You have to be careful. Try over-the-counter ear drops. Or just drip a few drops of water or hydrogen peroxide down your ear canal. Let it drain into the wax for a few minutes, then turn on your side to let the liquid and wax slide out. Dont stick objects in your ear to get rid of wax buildup. This can push the gunk deeper into your ear, which makes the problem worse. Save the candles for your birthday cake. I'll also say I've never seen hydrogen peroxide do shit for it either, and didn't work on me --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Has anyone here ever tried one of those ear candle things for removing wax?
Smackems 03/24/24 12:21:00 PM #22	GeminiDeus posted... I use Debrox when my wax buildup is too high. Just a few drops in the ear, head tilted for about 15 minutes as the solution works, then use an ear syringe bulb filled with hot water over the bath tub again and again until a big chunk comes out. If you do this, be sure to get a doctor who knows how to do it. Last time I got a doctor to do mine was probably over a decade ago and he almost fucked up my eardrum, which is why I started doing it myself with Debrox from thereafter. Sometimes shit just goes wrong --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Someone I know is fasting for religious purposes
Smackems 03/24/24 11:50:02 AM #53	Pikachuchupika posted... https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/ramadan-rules-what-is-allowed-16188832 Here's the rules. 12. Vomiting The fast is broken if you make yourself vomit deliberately, but not if it's done suddenly or involuntarily. Do not swallow the vomit or that will definitely break the fast. --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Excited and nervous about proposing tomorrow
Smackems 03/24/24 11:42:24 AM #100	Thank y'all --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Has anyone here ever tried one of those ear candle things for removing wax?
Smackems 03/24/24 11:40:39 AM #4	Tried it on my mom and didn't do shit However, if you're actually open to seeing a doctor they can pressure wash it out. It's quick and easy, don't have to put you out --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Have you ever slept with a coworker?
Smackems 03/24/24 11:39:23 AM #23	I haven't had a real coworker in a long time --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Apparently you can't be racist towards "white" people?
Smackems 03/23/24 5:58:37 PM #30	I'm a white boy but my neck is red I put miracle whip on my wonder bread How many bitches have I slapped? Zero And Martha Stuart happens to be my hero --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Apparently you can't be racist towards "white" people?
Smackems 03/23/24 5:55:44 PM #25	Can I call myself a cracker here --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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