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Smackems 03/23/24 11:29:51 AM #51: |
LonelyStoner posted...
Shouldnt be hard for you to find a slightly less trafficked pier or a spot on the beach there. Been many times.You would think. But that's what everyone else thinks and there's always at least one or two people in the remotest areas. But this weekend there'll be tons And because of the money.. I'm just letting her decide what we do And I'll pop out the sink when she least expects it while she's peeing and propose --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LonelyStoner 03/23/24 11:34:09 AM #52: |
Smackems posted...
You would think. But that's what everyone else thinks and there's always at least one or two people in the remotest areas. But this weekend there'll be tonsHave you considered popping over to Gulf Shores? Its not too far from there and spring break for southern college kids ended like a week ago. --- He's all alone through the day and night. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 03/23/24 11:34:42 AM #53: |
LonelyStoner posted...
Have you considered popping over to Gulf Shores? Its not too far from there and spring break for southern college kids ended like a week ago.We have. We've thought of everywhere Like I said I'll leave it to her to decide where we go today --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LonelyStoner 03/23/24 11:37:53 AM #54: |
Smackems posted...
We have. We've thought of everywhereWell Im sure no matter where you do it shell be stoked and in tears. Congratulations my man. Finding the one is a life changing experience. --- He's all alone through the day and night. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 03/23/24 11:48:16 AM #55: |
LonelyStoner posted...
Well Im sure no matter where you do it shell be stoked and in tears. Congratulations my man. Finding the one is a life changing experience.Oh yeah I tell myself my mom died because she knew she was the most important person to me, and when my gf entered my life, she felt like she could leave and that I'd have someone Idk. Don't think I've ever said that outside my head to anyone Blogfaqs --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 03/23/24 12:12:06 PM #56: |
I'm WATCHIN the cogs in her head turning. She smells a RAT
I just stripped for her and she laughed so God damn hard. I can't dance for shit so --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlCalavicci 03/23/24 12:24:07 PM #57: |
good luck!
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Smackems 03/23/24 12:37:41 PM #59: |
I did the helicopter dick aggressively at her. I told her I look like a zookeeper in these clothes, and that I AM a zookeeper cuz I gotta feed some wood to a beaver tonight
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Phantom_Nook 03/23/24 12:41:58 PM #60: |
you were supposed to put the ring on your dick and let her take it from there.
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Smackems 03/23/24 12:49:02 PM #61: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/434660f0.jpg
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Smackems 03/23/24 12:49:23 PM #62: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8b8f3bb5.jpg
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Jiek_Fafn 03/23/24 12:57:58 PM #63: |
This is a great story to share with loved ones when they ask about the proposal. Allow me to offer a sample of what I could write if you even commission me to write your biography.
"Gather round children and let Uncle Smackems tell you about how he proposed to Auntie Sugar Bear. The year was 2024, we spent our days arguing with strangers on the internet about abortion and our nights crying ourselves to sleep. Then one day I took your Auntie through a series of weird events that weirded her out and made her uncomfortable. That was our first like 5 dates. Then awhile later, I spun my dick like helicopter while shouting "North Carolina!" and making crude comments about her bathing suit region that I won't repeat. The following day I asked her to marry me and she obviously agreed because I'm awesome. Then she asked if that's why I was being so weird. The answer was yes. My weirdness is why I'm awesome. Then we boned super hard and I had to go to urgent care because I started to shoot out smoke from my dong. And that children, is what love is." --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 03/23/24 1:22:10 PM #64: |
Jiek_Fafn posted...
This is a great story to share with loved ones when they ask about the proposal. Allow me to offer a sample of what I could write if you even commission me to write your biography.Beautiful... Bravo!!! --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere_Man 03/23/24 1:28:15 PM #65: |
Lol! This topic is hilarious.
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Guide 03/23/24 1:36:19 PM #66: |
lmao i'm cheering for you fam
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Spiderman23J 03/23/24 1:44:55 PM #67: |
Shes gonna say yes
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Smackems 03/23/24 2:17:54 PM #68: |
Spiderman23J posted...
Shes gonna say yesHow could she not --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 03/23/24 2:35:12 PM #69: |
We are on the way to the beach
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Guide 03/23/24 2:54:48 PM #70: |
Smackems posted...
We are on the way to the beach Because you love her and wanna do it right even, if you could basically trip on your face and still get a yes --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 03/23/24 3:02:49 PM #71: |
Guide posted...
Because you love her and wanna do it right even, if you could basically trip on your face and still get a yesReckon so Almost there... --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOPPAl 03/23/24 4:05:54 PM #72: |
Aw shit, good luck man!
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Soma 03/23/24 4:08:34 PM #73: |
Good luck! It's still pretty nerve wrecking even if they know about it before hand.
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Smackems 03/23/24 4:14:16 PM #74: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/22d45dcb.jpg
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Guide 03/23/24 4:20:12 PM #75: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fe70d4a5.jpg --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 03/23/24 4:33:20 PM #76: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/72ca1701.jpg
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BloodMoon7 03/23/24 4:34:31 PM #77: |
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a-c-a-b 03/23/24 4:35:28 PM #79: |
Hell yeah.
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teep_ 03/23/24 4:35:31 PM #80: |
Is that the ring?? Congratulations!!
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Smackems 03/23/24 4:46:23 PM #81: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3f67152d.jpg
And this topic is DOOOOOONEEEE And yes it's the ring --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 03/23/24 4:48:08 PM #82: |
yeeeeeeee
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boomgetchopped3 03/23/24 4:51:18 PM #83: |
Congrats! So glad it all worked out the way you pictured and all
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Mistere_Man 03/23/24 4:53:14 PM #84: |
Oh this is so sweet! Congratulations you two!
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Kradek 03/23/24 4:56:53 PM #85: |
Nice
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Phantom_Nook 03/23/24 6:08:20 PM #86: |
nice
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Johnny_Nutcase 03/23/24 6:15:46 PM #88: |
I just wanna make it clear I never approved of this.
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KaZooo 03/23/24 6:32:40 PM #89: |
Congrats TC. That worked out pretty well.
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Guide 03/23/24 6:51:42 PM #90: |
babynames.com
but for real this time? --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Baron_Ox 03/23/24 7:39:34 PM #91: |
congrats, mane
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Ratchetrockon 03/23/24 7:45:03 PM #92: |
Congrats!!!!
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cjsdowg 03/23/24 9:39:54 PM #93: |
Smackems is getting ready, for his BIG DAY!!!!!!
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Spiderman23J 03/23/24 9:40:02 PM #94: |
ill bring the shrooms
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MabusIncarnate 03/23/24 9:42:32 PM #95: |
Hell yeah Smack congrats man
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bsp77 03/23/24 10:11:45 PM #96: |
Awesome! Congrats
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tripleh213 03/23/24 10:14:36 PM #97: |
I'll bring the grass
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CobraGT 03/23/24 10:26:06 PM #98: |
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Trumpo 03/24/24 11:40:55 AM #99: |
Congratulations OP
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Smackems 03/24/24 11:42:24 AM #100: |
Thank y'all
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