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| Topic | Longtime teacher stepped down after school officials found her OF account |
| Smackems 03/29/24 5:49:11 PM #83 | She looks like she probably doesn't make much
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | How do I edit my dick |
| Smackems 03/29/24 5:47:07 PM #17 | Tyranthraxus posted...
var dick = document.getElementById('dick');Yes I'm aware I take Viagra --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | How do I edit my dick |
| Smackems 03/29/24 5:46:32 PM #15 | Harpie posted...
No no, you guys are going about this the wrong way. Sorry to break it to you, but someone has to do it.. Your fiance has a micropussy.What if I put a balloon in there and blow real hard What if it's a little elephant shaped balloon --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | How do I edit my dick |
| Smackems 03/29/24 5:40:46 PM #10 | Paragon21XX posted...
You don't need to edit it, she only said that to give you more confidence in the sack.Then she coulda said something like "it's ok if you have ed you're still hot and still make me orgasm real good" instead --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | How do I edit my dick |
| Smackems 03/29/24 5:39:54 PM #8 | Dakimakura posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2c362814.pngPfft that won't cut through my virulent or whatever steel man pipe --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | How do I edit my dick |
| Smackems 03/29/24 5:39:18 PM #5 | Cemith posted...
Shouldn't believe everything you read onlineGet back here and switch with me --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | How do I edit my dick |
| Smackems 03/29/24 5:38:13 PM #3 | Cemith posted...
Shift + Alt + the minus keyThat closed my asshole You trickster! --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Arnold Schwarzenegger shares photo after pacemaker surgery |
| Smackems 03/29/24 5:37:53 PM #18 | JuanCarlos1 posted...
They say extreme bodybuilding leads to a shorter lifespan. Eating that much food isnt healthy as wellI think he's done pretty well far as age lol --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | How do I edit my dick |
| Smackems 03/29/24 5:36:49 PM #1 | I can't find the edit tools
Need to make it smaller my fiancee said it big --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | It's the weekend CE, any plans? |
| Smackems 03/29/24 5:25:55 PM #6 | Going to my home town tomorrow to hang out with longtime friends. Drank, vidja, and cook
Tonight just drank possibly and vidja alone with fuzzies --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Stellar Blade demo out now! |
| Smackems 03/29/24 4:41:53 PM #18 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
Based --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Liberals and conservatives are equally terrible. |
| Smackems 03/29/24 3:40:14 PM #51 | IShall_Run_Amok posted...
The two we currently have dictate what our reality is, changing it requires facing up to that and demanding better.We ain't gonna do that lol --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Liberals and conservatives are equally terrible. |
| Smackems 03/29/24 3:36:52 PM #41 | Uh oh tc did the thing!!!
Agreed btw they can both suck my ass The extremes I mean. Normal people in-between are ok But people love to paint the other side with the absolute most extreme shit and pretend that's all of that side while they completely ignore everything extreme and stupid on theirs. Applies to every side --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Smoking is like the nastiest habit |
| Smackems 03/29/24 3:06:05 PM #104 | Sufferedphoenix posted...
I call BS I've quiit drugs and I've quit booze though the latter didn't stick I've gone longer without than ciggs For me I can cut down on nicotine way easier than opioids and gabapentin. Those make me feel like I'm dying. Nicotine makes me irritable. Not to mention I've quit nicotine twice, one time cold turkey, and have managed to quit the other two 0 times despite having been trying for like a year and a half Your experience may be different, but that's how it is for me, no matter who is calling bs on it --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I don't actually follow current events much |
| Smackems 03/29/24 1:50:59 PM #11 | NPC posted...
What YouTube channels? I hope it's not comedy shows like the daily show and Jimmy Kimmel liveWhat if it is? Will you be ok? --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | GOTY 2024: FF7 Rebirth |
| Smackems 03/29/24 11:20:04 AM #10 | chris1001_the_sequel posted...
Unicorn overlord for me so farBeing so easy is a huge knock against unicorn imo --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Smoking is like the nastiest habit |
| Smackems 03/29/24 11:17:18 AM #100 | Giant_Aspirin posted...
nicotine is an objectively shitty drug. it makes you feel good for a brief period at first, then you're addicted and you need it to feel normal. just use good drugs.Currently in this predicament, but it's easier to get off of than other drugs I'm also addicted to. By a long shot. --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I don't actually follow current events much |
| Smackems 03/29/24 10:53:31 AM #9 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
Oh no please don't make me be in one --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I don't actually follow current events much |
| Smackems 03/29/24 10:39:52 AM #6 | gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Same. Other than sports if I dont see it on Reddit or instagram then I have no clue about it.I basically get my news from here and occasionally YouTube --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I don't actually follow current events much |
| Smackems 03/29/24 9:56:53 AM #1 | Idk what's going on half the time. Don't know much about political shit these days, barely know anything about Diddy, barely know anything about that bridge except it was aliens
That's all really --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Smoking is like the nastiest habit |
| Smackems 03/29/24 9:22:58 AM #97 | There are definitely nastier habits
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | What game or games are you playing these days CE? |
| Smackems 03/29/24 9:10:25 AM #9 | Unicorn overlord (too easy tho) FF7R and Kingdom Come Switch
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Taliban will resume stoning women accused of adultery |
| Smackems 03/29/24 8:49:15 AM #25 | NihonOctopus posted...
Remember when people on CE thought Taliban would be fine?Always remember this place is full of not normal people --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Cutie pie on very first date "The gun is good. The penis is evil" |
| Smackems 03/29/24 8:30:23 AM #3 | Go to sleep Crim
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I'm play Baldurs Gate 3 for the 1st time. Any tips or other things I should know |
| Smackems 03/29/24 8:29:44 AM #2 | Bang the octopus
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Controversial Take: Healthcare should have a cost to it, and not be free. |
| Smackems 03/29/24 8:14:43 AM #25 | Oh lawt he srs
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Conjoined twins getting married |
| Smackems 03/28/24 10:55:56 PM #39 | viewmaster_pi posted...
it's always the first fucking means of attack, too. "you're just a TRUMPER"Dudes a troll and he's getting off on what y'all are feeding him --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Anna, world's largest snake, has died |
| Smackems 03/28/24 12:10:01 PM #2 | Poor fuzzy
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Do the FRIENDS writers straight up forget that Ross and Monica are siblings? |
| Smackems 03/28/24 12:08:08 PM #48 | That is pretty strange looking imo
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Is it true that women have to go to the bathroom so much because |
| Smackems 03/28/24 11:11:42 AM #8 | RetuenOfDevsman posted...
It almost never worksI jus be like FWOOOOMOMP like Biden be doin --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Are you a fan of the famous Krispy Kreme glazed donut? |
| Smackems 03/28/24 10:31:23 AM #7 | Yes and you made me want one :(
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | all ass and no tits |
| Smackems 03/28/24 9:50:18 AM #4 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
Yeah that's already been a show and it wasn't great --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Do you look down on/not think much of soldiers in your country? |
| Smackems 03/28/24 9:48:22 AM #11 | B18Champ posted...
There are a ton of jobs that have a much higher mortality rate than soldiers. Even farming is far more dangerousWell yeah most of the time they aren't in combat >_> But when they are,...... --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Sitting down and talking and compromising with your political enemies is |
| Smackems 03/28/24 9:35:12 AM #80 | This place has no interest in that
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Do you look down on/not think much of soldiers in your country? |
| Smackems 03/28/24 9:25:11 AM #8 | Solid_Seb posted...
Don't really care about them mostly but they get a bit of a superiority complex the same way cops do so my view is skewed towards negative.I've barely ever seen this and I've been close to it my entire life. Almost all of my male friends have been in the military (particularly the National Guard). Most of them don't like a lot of it I'm not saying it doesn't happen. I know it does. But in my experience it's really rare --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Do you look down on/not think much of soldiers in your country? |
| Smackems 03/28/24 9:22:59 AM #7 | ANort posted...
Yeah I mean one is a job where you walk into a war zone every day with the expectation you might get shot and killed, while the other is a soldier.This is a good joke --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Do you look down on/not think much of soldiers in your country? |
| Smackems 03/28/24 9:12:36 AM #1 |
These poll options are dog shit I respect them You may be glad they're there one day --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | ITT: Same voice actor. |
| Smackems 03/27/24 6:25:12 PM #10 | Bender and every-goddamn-one-else
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Sen. Joe Lieberman, who tired to ban violent video games in the 90s, has died |
| Smackems 03/27/24 6:23:47 PM #9 | Whelp
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Hey ukgy |
| Smackems 03/27/24 11:42:27 AM #2 | Hey ptrety
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | What game should I play on my day off tomorrow? |
| Smackems 03/27/24 11:41:18 AM #16 | Play nothing. Instead, wander around and pet fuzzy
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | NYC man killed by deliberate, unprovoked push onto the subway tracks... |
| Smackems 03/27/24 10:09:30 AM #19 | Solid_Sonic posted...
Unprovoked murder seems like a rather steep thing to try and copycat.Yeah no one's ever done that before --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I haven't done a sex in a few days |
| Smackems 03/27/24 10:08:18 AM #16 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
Dye my pubes too so I don't look like an old --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Weird random thought about the bridge. |
| Smackems 03/27/24 10:01:30 AM #2 | Uh.. huh..
They were probably thinking "oh shit" --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I haven't done a sex in a few days |
| Smackems 03/27/24 10:00:50 AM #14 | NeonOPPAl posted...
Did you not bang the night after the engagement? >_>The night of yeah But that was like... Idk feels like 8 months ago I can barely recall her nippies --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I haven't done a sex in a few days |
| Smackems 03/27/24 9:55:06 AM #12 | SicSlayer posted...
try porn addiction.They banned it all here without id and I'm lazy --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I haven't done a sex in a few days |
| Smackems 03/27/24 9:48:59 AM #10 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
I'll teabag a paint can --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
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