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TopicHow can this commercial exist, in 2012
Paratroopa1
04/03/12 8:16:00 PM
#21
I guess the racist part of the commercial is that the black woman is doing all the work and the white woman is "taking all the glory" for it? I don't really see it.
TopicCanada abolishes the penny?!
Paratroopa1
04/03/12 1:03:00 PM
#35
You know what? Canada has cooler money than the U.S. too. There, I said it. Our green money is boring and frumpy. Canada has sweet ass color-coded bills.

Canada f***ing rules.
TopicCanada abolishes the penny?!
Paratroopa1
04/03/12 12:40:00 PM
#31
Holy s***, nice work Canada. You looking at this, U.S.? Your lack of progressivism is why the Canadian dollar is stronger these days. Get rid of the penny, and while you're at it take a serious look at the nickel. These coins are so out of date it's ridiculous. We should just start rounding to the first decimal place instead of the second from now on.

And let's also take a look at the dollar bill. Paper money has an extremely short lifespan compared to coins. 5 dollar bills and up are fine, but there's a reason Canada uses 1 and 2 dollar coins. I'd like it if we had 2 dollar coins. I really like the toonie. The only major downside of having a lot of coins is that they weigh more than bills, but this isn't a huge deal since I don't carry a lot of cash these days anyway.

Is it blasphemy to get rid of the iconic 1 dollar bill with Washington's face on it? Holy crap I don't care, there's more important things to be worrying about. Put his face on the 50, who gives a s*** about Grant anyway?
Topicyou know, maybe the most unacceptable thing about other m...
Paratroopa1
04/03/12 1:57:00 AM
#12
Well, I might appreciate Other M now in the same way I appreciate Darkseed II, but that doesn't mean I don't think both games are steaming piles of crap.
Topicyou know, maybe the most unacceptable thing about other m...
Paratroopa1
04/03/12 1:53:00 AM
#9
My favorite part of the Retsupurae of Other M was the part where Slowbeef is like "spoilers" then starts talking in Ridley's voice at the part with furby Ridley, and Diabetus is just like "I think I get what you're inferring but I have no idea how it's possible."
TopicHomestuck General Discussion: Real Men Wear Pink
Paratroopa1
04/01/12 10:23:00 PM
#315
You know, we have already been introduced to one new character in act 6 who likes writing.

Oh man. What if the scratched kids' universe is the result of UU's terrible homestuck fanfiction?

Could this even be a possibility?
TopicHomestuck General Discussion: Real Men Wear Pink
Paratroopa1
04/01/12 10:15:00 PM
#313
I just had a strange thought. What if every universe in Homestuck has a different "author"?

Aranea hints at the fact that Doc Scratch is the one who created Alternia, from a creative standpoint. As if he "wrote" it. And this makes sense - Doc Scratch took over Hussie's role for some time, and coexisted in the same place as him for some time.

So what if Hussie is just like, the author of the original kids' universe (B1)? What if someone else "wrote" B2?

In any other story, this would be a completely insane rambling, but here this is almost starting to make sense to me.
TopicIGN wins
Paratroopa1
04/01/12 5:10:00 PM
#10
Yeah I was gonna say, it really reminded me of the Watchmen cartoon - that one was even funnier just because Watchmen actually gets misinterpreted as a typical superhero thing a lot.
TopicMy Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Discussion 7: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING!"
Paratroopa1
04/01/12 5:04:00 PM
#211
"Predictable story" is not a reasonable criticism of an episode given that the only one I can think of that was genuinely unpredictable was Party of One.
TopicHomestuck General Discussion: Real Men Wear Pink
Paratroopa1
04/01/12 3:25:00 AM
#282
It'd be even more meta if he killed himself off in real life at the same time too. But then he'd have to still find a way to update Homestuck, because it would really suck if Homestuck ended abruptly on one of Hussie's stupid self-insert segments.
TopicHomestuck General Discussion: Real Men Wear Pink
Paratroopa1
04/01/12 3:13:00 AM
#280
Hussie is unpredictable enough that when he's doing something on April 1st I can't really tell if it's a joke or not, because he could just as well do the exact same thing any other day of the year. You just don't know with that guy.

I would like it if he killed himself off because I think he's the worst character in Homestuck.
TopicNintendo announces "Super Smash Bros. Fisticuffs" for the Virtual Boy
Paratroopa1
03/31/12 10:37:00 PM
#2
I was actually fooled by this, not in that I thought Nintendo was actually releasing this game but in that Nintendo actually made this joke.
TopicHomestuck General Discussion: Real Men Wear Pink
Paratroopa1
03/31/12 8:40:00 PM
#274
The log says John died on April 2nd!

The only panel that ever happened on April 1st was... [S] Dave: Accelerate. Huh. Lots of flashes showing up around this time of year.
TopicOfficial NCAA tournament topic 3: Where KENTUCKY is the center of the USA
Paratroopa1
03/31/12 5:37:00 PM
#12
I hate to feed your obnoxious ego but UK really does look unstoppable right now and I don't regret having them winning my bracket.
TopicHot wings (non breaded) with ranch dressing > Your favorite snack food.
Paratroopa1
03/31/12 4:26:00 PM
#6
Hot wings are a snack food?
TopicATTN: People who yell when they sneeze.
Paratroopa1
03/31/12 4:22:00 PM
#12
Not as bad as people who scream when they pee.
TopicOfficial NCAA tournament topic 3: Where KENTUCKY is the center of the USA
Paratroopa1
03/31/12 3:39:00 PM
#10
Oh s*** that Powerade commercial was actually funny.

"Do I prime before I recover? What if I recover before I prime?"
"Shoot, I'm drinking a recover right now!"
TopicOfficial NCAA tournament topic 3: Where KENTUCKY is the center of the USA
Paratroopa1
03/31/12 3:33:00 PM
#9
I must be missing something. I thought Louisville made the Final Four, not Syracuse.
TopicMy Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Discussion 7: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING!"
Paratroopa1
03/31/12 2:58:00 PM
#198
That was one of the more surprisingly good episodes of the season. That AJ/Big Mac gag was brilliant.
TopicHomestuck General Discussion: Real Men Wear Pink
Paratroopa1
03/30/12 11:04:00 PM
#267
I... where the hell is this going.

I do like Hussie's running animation though.
TopicMatch the Games and Levels
Paratroopa1
03/30/12 9:10:00 PM
#2
33/50

Pretty fun. I missed a couple I probably should've gotten.
TopicOfficial NCAA tournament topic 3: Where KENTUCKY is the center of the USA
Paratroopa1
03/30/12 4:57:00 PM
#5
Wait.

OSU and Kansas would both stomp Louisville and be stomped by UK, but UK/Louisville is up in the air?
Topic*goes on youtube video of a random video game*
Paratroopa1
03/30/12 4:55:00 PM
#26
first
TopicSega announces 7.1 billion yen loss, plans to restructure/games cancelled
Paratroopa1
03/30/12 3:11:00 PM
#42
This better f***ing not affect PSO2.
TopicCan you get it off? [infomercial]
Paratroopa1
03/30/12 1:56:00 AM
#7
Oh man, they'll send me a third groove tube. Wait, why the hell do I even want one?

I never get that about infomercials. Oh man, you're going to give me an extra one of the thing I totally don't need another of? Well how can I pass up such a great deal on something that's clearly so valuable you're just giving them away for the hell of it?
TopicCan you get it off? [infomercial]
Paratroopa1
03/30/12 1:53:00 AM
#6
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TopicNext new South Park episode, "Faith Hilling"
Paratroopa1
03/30/12 1:53:00 AM
#26
Lame episode. The only part I liked was the references to those old safety videos about not getting hit by trains.
TopicWhat are some games that EVERYONE thought was going to suck
Paratroopa1
03/30/12 1:23:00 AM
#33
TRE Public Account posted...
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

I'm not sure exactly how well received by professional reviewers it was or how it sold but the game is supposed to at least okay which is way better than anyone ever though it would be.


YO FIDDY JUMP OVER DAT BIGASS RAMP
TopicMitch Hedberg stand-up on Comedy Central in twenty minutes (4:30 AM EST).
Paratroopa1
03/30/12 1:12:00 AM
#3
Oh man, he came back from the dead to do a new stand-up routine? Rad.
Topic0_o Santorum almost calls Obama the 5 letter N-word during a speech
Paratroopa1
03/30/12 1:03:00 AM
#85
This clip is actually really hilarious if you look at it from the point of view of him wanting to use the word "nig-gard." In that case, it would've been a correct word to use it in that sentence, and he'd be just about to say it but then in his head going "OH S*** OH S*** THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE N-WORD I CAN'T SAY THAT FHDSHGDSHFDF" and just sort of winds up spazzing out like we see in the video. That explanation actually makes a little bit of sense.
Topic0_o Santorum almost calls Obama the 5 letter N-word during a speech
Paratroopa1
03/29/12 9:24:00 PM
#20
I'm trying to figure out, if he actually was intending to say something else, what it was he was trying to say. I can't think of anything. To be fair, "anti-war government n*****" doesn't make any sense either, but his mouth was sure heading in that direction.
TopicWhat are some games that EVERYONE thought was going to suck
Paratroopa1
03/29/12 3:15:00 PM
#7
Metroid Prime is a great answer. I don't think people were really like "wow, this is going to SUCK", but there was a lot of skepticism about whether or not the game could work, and it wound up being one of the greatest games of all time.
TopicBad games with great music
Paratroopa1
03/29/12 3:13:00 PM
#36
Pictionary (NES)


TopicHomestuck General Discussion: Real Men Wear Pink
Paratroopa1
03/29/12 3:59:00 AM
#237
Oh hello, expositionstuck.

Some fairly interesting stuff to pick apart here but I'm too tired to do so.
Topic"Sonic Youth" new crush 40 song preview
Paratroopa1
03/28/12 4:52:00 PM
#9
I also misread the topic title as meaning Sonic Youth did a new song titled "Crush 40".
TopicStudent expelled for swearing....on Twitter. At 2 am. On his computer.
Paratroopa1
03/28/12 12:43:00 PM
#58
Yeah, my feeling here is not that they don't have a right to punish him for this (only given that it is in fact a school-issued computer), but that their punishment is absurdly out of line.
TopicMy very own copy of Board 8's book came in the mail today!
Paratroopa1
03/27/12 10:21:00 PM
#65
What the hell is this? Someone actually published a book of this s***? Am I dreaming?

Who the heck is responsible for this?
TopicCanadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified.
Paratroopa1
03/27/12 6:02:00 PM
#271
Of course, I find the completely superficial concept of beauty touted by these pageants demeaning to both women and men and it just kind of grosses me out in general, but seriously, if she looks pretty, and she does, I just don't get why anything else matters. That's what they're being judged on. Their looks. If she were an ugly transgendered woman, would she not get in? Yep. If she were an ugly natural-born woman, would she not get in? Yep. I have no issue with that, except that judging people based on looks is both stupid and creepy. I just find it bizarre as hell that they're turning down a transgendered woman who does look pretty, when they don't give a s*** about natural-born women who have had work done on their body. It's a completely different kind of superficiality that doesn't even make sense to me.
TopicIf Link was black...
Paratroopa1
03/27/12 4:49:00 PM
#84
It's irrelevant anyway. If Link were black, he wouldn't be allowed to wield the master sword.
TopicCanadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified.
Paratroopa1
03/27/12 3:11:00 PM
#265
I'd say how the person is identified by other people is also a very real part of gender.

I mean, what does this person look like to you?

external image

Looks like a woman to me.

I don't see the problem here.
TopicCanadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified.
Paratroopa1
03/27/12 2:53:00 PM
#262
I'm making the same joke again, but wow, I must've missed the part where they judge the girl's ovaries. You'd think I'd remember something like that.

Otherwise, if sex were more important than gender, you would think that they wouldn't have been completely fooled by the fact that she appears to be a woman in every respect. Which makes sense, because she's a woman. I don't really get why it matters how she got there.
TopicCanadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified.
Paratroopa1
03/27/12 2:37:00 PM
#260
My argument, though, is that gender is actually what's important, whether they know it or not. We aren't judging them by their lady parts. If we were, then sex would be important. We're judging them on everything else but that, which is really gender's domain, not sex.
TopicCanadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified.
Paratroopa1
03/27/12 2:25:00 PM
#258
Biolizard28 posted...
And in the real world, bad rules don't get changed by people being submissive. If you don't care about her being able to compete ever, then whatever. But if you think it's a s***ty rule, you shouldn't be telling anyone not to actively fight against it. That's not how it works.

Jeez, that's not what I said. Actively fighting it is a good idea and if this is the best way to bring publicity to this issue, good for her. It is still the proper response for them to bar her from competition - I can't hold that against them. The only thing I can hold against them is that they made the rule in the first place, and that they didn't do a background check on her to stop her from competing in the first place.
TopicCanadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified.
Paratroopa1
03/27/12 2:06:00 PM
#252
Well, in the real world, sometimes rules exist, and sometimes they aren't fair to everyone involved, but the people setting the rules are well within their rights to not accept people not playing by the rules they set up. I'm not sure what else you want to hear, exactly. As dumb as I think the rule is, they did make it a rule.
TopicCanadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified.
Paratroopa1
03/27/12 1:30:00 PM
#248
Is it actually a rule though? I keep hearing conflicting reports on that.

I mean, if it's a rule, then yeah she should be DQ'ed, unfortunately. That's not really an interesting topic to talk about. It's much more interesting to talk about whether or not it should be a rule at all.
TopicCanadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified.
Paratroopa1
03/27/12 1:16:00 PM
#243
I wouldn't, but that's because I'm gay. So basically the same answer as everyone else so far.
TopicMy Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Discussion 7: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING!"
Paratroopa1
03/27/12 1:38:00 AM
#181
I don't really think Fluttershy is a one-note character at all, and this wasn't really an episode about overcoming her shyness or anything like that. It was more about fear of judgment, which is an issue everyone except maybe Applejack and Pinkie have gone through at some point. That particular issue was just filtered through Fluttershy's character this time.

I thought this episode was cute, and I normally don't like episodes that are merely "cute" and not just really funny but this one really worked for me. I don't know why. I was just really sold on the episode's premise.
TopicCanadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified.
Paratroopa1
03/27/12 12:50:00 AM
#118
scotted4 posted...
To say a transgendered male is in everyway identical, (not talking about mentality) to a born woman except without the "seeds" is incorrect

Oh sorry, I didn't realize we were judging beauty pageant contestants on the existence and quality of their ovaries. Yeah transgenders shouldn't be allowed.
TopicCanadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified.
Paratroopa1
03/27/12 12:48:00 AM
#116
Okay so, I think the issue I have here with the whole "can't enter both a trans pageant and a female pageant" is that transgendered people aren't some kind of weird, separate third gender that isn't male or female. If she's female, she's female. If she's a transgender female, that puts her in a specific subset of females, but not in a different class altogether. That's my view on it, anyway. Just because she entered a pageant for transgendered females only doesn't mean she shouldn't be able to enter one for all females period because transgendered is just a narrower subset, not an entirely different thing.

If you think it's an entirely different thing, well... I dunno. I disagree. Hell, I would've been fooled by her based on those pics anyway, so who cares. Don't see what the big deal is.

I'm not surprised she isn't happy about there having to be a transgendered pageant, too. I'd imagine that ideally, to her, something like that wouldn't need to exist.
TopicWhat's the best use of the TITLE DROP in a movie or TV series?
Paratroopa1
03/27/12 12:33:00 AM
#20
"Marty, you have to come back with me!"

"Where?"

"Back to the future!"
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