I guess the racist part of the commercial is that the black woman is doing all the work and the white woman is "taking all the glory" for it? I don't really see it.
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Topic | How can this commercial exist, in 2012 |
Paratroopa1 04/03/12 8:16:00 PM #21 |
I guess the racist part of the commercial is that the black woman is doing all the work and the white woman is "taking all the glory" for it? I don't really see it.
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Topic | Canada abolishes the penny?! |
Paratroopa1 04/03/12 1:03:00 PM #35 |
You know what? Canada has cooler money than the U.S. too. There, I said it. Our green money is boring and frumpy. Canada has sweet ass color-coded bills.
Canada f***ing rules. |
Topic | Canada abolishes the penny?! |
Paratroopa1 04/03/12 12:40:00 PM #31 |
Holy s***, nice work Canada. You looking at this, U.S.? Your lack of progressivism is why the Canadian dollar is stronger these days. Get rid of the penny, and while you're at it take a serious look at the nickel. These coins are so out of date it's ridiculous. We should just start rounding to the first decimal place instead of the second from now on.
And let's also take a look at the dollar bill. Paper money has an extremely short lifespan compared to coins. 5 dollar bills and up are fine, but there's a reason Canada uses 1 and 2 dollar coins. I'd like it if we had 2 dollar coins. I really like the toonie. The only major downside of having a lot of coins is that they weigh more than bills, but this isn't a huge deal since I don't carry a lot of cash these days anyway. Is it blasphemy to get rid of the iconic 1 dollar bill with Washington's face on it? Holy crap I don't care, there's more important things to be worrying about. Put his face on the 50, who gives a s*** about Grant anyway? |
Topic | you know, maybe the most unacceptable thing about other m... |
Paratroopa1 04/03/12 1:57:00 AM #12 |
Well, I might appreciate Other M now in the same way I appreciate Darkseed II, but that doesn't mean I don't think both games are steaming piles of crap.
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Topic | you know, maybe the most unacceptable thing about other m... |
Paratroopa1 04/03/12 1:53:00 AM #9 |
My favorite part of the Retsupurae of Other M was the part where Slowbeef is like "spoilers" then starts talking in Ridley's voice at the part with furby Ridley, and Diabetus is just like "I think I get what you're inferring but I have no idea how it's possible."
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Topic | Homestuck General Discussion: Real Men Wear Pink |
Paratroopa1 04/01/12 10:23:00 PM #315 |
You know, we have already been introduced to one new character in act 6 who likes writing.
Oh man. What if the scratched kids' universe is the result of UU's terrible homestuck fanfiction? Could this even be a possibility? |
Topic | Homestuck General Discussion: Real Men Wear Pink |
Paratroopa1 04/01/12 10:15:00 PM #313 |
I just had a strange thought. What if every universe in Homestuck has a different "author"?
Aranea hints at the fact that Doc Scratch is the one who created Alternia, from a creative standpoint. As if he "wrote" it. And this makes sense - Doc Scratch took over Hussie's role for some time, and coexisted in the same place as him for some time. So what if Hussie is just like, the author of the original kids' universe (B1)? What if someone else "wrote" B2? In any other story, this would be a completely insane rambling, but here this is almost starting to make sense to me. |
Topic | IGN wins |
Paratroopa1 04/01/12 5:10:00 PM #10 |
Yeah I was gonna say, it really reminded me of the Watchmen cartoon - that one was even funnier just because Watchmen actually gets misinterpreted as a typical superhero thing a lot.
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Topic | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Discussion 7: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING!" |
Paratroopa1 04/01/12 5:04:00 PM #211 |
"Predictable story" is not a reasonable criticism of an episode given that the only one I can think of that was genuinely unpredictable was Party of One.
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Topic | Homestuck General Discussion: Real Men Wear Pink |
Paratroopa1 04/01/12 3:25:00 AM #282 |
It'd be even more meta if he killed himself off in real life at the same time too. But then he'd have to still find a way to update Homestuck, because it would really suck if Homestuck ended abruptly on one of Hussie's stupid self-insert segments.
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Topic | Homestuck General Discussion: Real Men Wear Pink |
Paratroopa1 04/01/12 3:13:00 AM #280 |
Hussie is unpredictable enough that when he's doing something on April 1st I can't really tell if it's a joke or not, because he could just as well do the exact same thing any other day of the year. You just don't know with that guy.
I would like it if he killed himself off because I think he's the worst character in Homestuck. |
Topic | Nintendo announces "Super Smash Bros. Fisticuffs" for the Virtual Boy |
Paratroopa1 03/31/12 10:37:00 PM #2 |
I was actually fooled by this, not in that I thought Nintendo was actually releasing this game but in that Nintendo actually made this joke.
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Topic | Homestuck General Discussion: Real Men Wear Pink |
Paratroopa1 03/31/12 8:40:00 PM #274 |
The log says John died on April 2nd!
The only panel that ever happened on April 1st was... [S] Dave: Accelerate. Huh. Lots of flashes showing up around this time of year. |
Topic | Official NCAA tournament topic 3: Where KENTUCKY is the center of the USA |
Paratroopa1 03/31/12 5:37:00 PM #12 |
I hate to feed your obnoxious ego but UK really does look unstoppable right now and I don't regret having them winning my bracket.
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Topic | Hot wings (non breaded) with ranch dressing > Your favorite snack food. |
Paratroopa1 03/31/12 4:26:00 PM #6 |
Hot wings are a snack food?
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Topic | ATTN: People who yell when they sneeze. |
Paratroopa1 03/31/12 4:22:00 PM #12 |
Not as bad as people who scream when they pee.
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Topic | Official NCAA tournament topic 3: Where KENTUCKY is the center of the USA |
Paratroopa1 03/31/12 3:39:00 PM #10 |
Oh s*** that Powerade commercial was actually funny.
"Do I prime before I recover? What if I recover before I prime?" "Shoot, I'm drinking a recover right now!" |
Topic | Official NCAA tournament topic 3: Where KENTUCKY is the center of the USA |
Paratroopa1 03/31/12 3:33:00 PM #9 |
I must be missing something. I thought Louisville made the Final Four, not Syracuse.
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Topic | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Discussion 7: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING!" |
Paratroopa1 03/31/12 2:58:00 PM #198 |
That was one of the more surprisingly good episodes of the season. That AJ/Big Mac gag was brilliant.
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Topic | Homestuck General Discussion: Real Men Wear Pink |
Paratroopa1 03/30/12 11:04:00 PM #267 |
I... where the hell is this going.
I do like Hussie's running animation though. |
Topic | Match the Games and Levels |
Paratroopa1 03/30/12 9:10:00 PM #2 |
33/50
Pretty fun. I missed a couple I probably should've gotten. |
Topic | Official NCAA tournament topic 3: Where KENTUCKY is the center of the USA |
Paratroopa1 03/30/12 4:57:00 PM #5 |
Wait.
OSU and Kansas would both stomp Louisville and be stomped by UK, but UK/Louisville is up in the air? |
Topic | *goes on youtube video of a random video game* |
Paratroopa1 03/30/12 4:55:00 PM #26 |
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Topic | Sega announces 7.1 billion yen loss, plans to restructure/games cancelled |
Paratroopa1 03/30/12 3:11:00 PM #42 |
This better f***ing not affect PSO2.
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Topic | Can you get it off? [infomercial] |
Paratroopa1 03/30/12 1:56:00 AM #7 |
Oh man, they'll send me a third groove tube. Wait, why the hell do I even want one?
I never get that about infomercials. Oh man, you're going to give me an extra one of the thing I totally don't need another of? Well how can I pass up such a great deal on something that's clearly so valuable you're just giving them away for the hell of it? |
Topic | Can you get it off? [infomercial] |
Paratroopa1 03/30/12 1:53:00 AM #6 |
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Topic | Next new South Park episode, "Faith Hilling" |
Paratroopa1 03/30/12 1:53:00 AM #26 |
Lame episode. The only part I liked was the references to those old safety videos about not getting hit by trains.
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Topic | What are some games that EVERYONE thought was going to suck |
Paratroopa1 03/30/12 1:23:00 AM #33 |
TRE Public Account posted...
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand I'm not sure exactly how well received by professional reviewers it was or how it sold but the game is supposed to at least okay which is way better than anyone ever though it would be. YO FIDDY JUMP OVER DAT BIGASS RAMP |
Topic | Mitch Hedberg stand-up on Comedy Central in twenty minutes (4:30 AM EST). |
Paratroopa1 03/30/12 1:12:00 AM #3 |
Oh man, he came back from the dead to do a new stand-up routine? Rad.
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Topic | 0_o Santorum almost calls Obama the 5 letter N-word during a speech |
Paratroopa1 03/30/12 1:03:00 AM #85 |
This clip is actually really hilarious if you look at it from the point of view of him wanting to use the word "nig-gard." In that case, it would've been a correct word to use it in that sentence, and he'd be just about to say it but then in his head going "OH S*** OH S*** THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE N-WORD I CAN'T SAY THAT FHDSHGDSHFDF" and just sort of winds up spazzing out like we see in the video. That explanation actually makes a little bit of sense.
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Topic | 0_o Santorum almost calls Obama the 5 letter N-word during a speech |
Paratroopa1 03/29/12 9:24:00 PM #20 |
I'm trying to figure out, if he actually was intending to say something else, what it was he was trying to say. I can't think of anything. To be fair, "anti-war government n*****" doesn't make any sense either, but his mouth was sure heading in that direction.
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Topic | What are some games that EVERYONE thought was going to suck |
Paratroopa1 03/29/12 3:15:00 PM #7 |
Metroid Prime is a great answer. I don't think people were really like "wow, this is going to SUCK", but there was a lot of skepticism about whether or not the game could work, and it wound up being one of the greatest games of all time.
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Topic | Bad games with great music |
Paratroopa1 03/29/12 3:13:00 PM #36 |
Pictionary (NES)
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Topic | Homestuck General Discussion: Real Men Wear Pink |
Paratroopa1 03/29/12 3:59:00 AM #237 |
Oh hello, expositionstuck.
Some fairly interesting stuff to pick apart here but I'm too tired to do so. |
Topic | "Sonic Youth" new crush 40 song preview |
Paratroopa1 03/28/12 4:52:00 PM #9 |
I also misread the topic title as meaning Sonic Youth did a new song titled "Crush 40".
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Topic | Student expelled for swearing....on Twitter. At 2 am. On his computer. |
Paratroopa1 03/28/12 12:43:00 PM #58 |
Yeah, my feeling here is not that they don't have a right to punish him for this (only given that it is in fact a school-issued computer), but that their punishment is absurdly out of line.
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Topic | My very own copy of Board 8's book came in the mail today! |
Paratroopa1 03/27/12 10:21:00 PM #65 |
What the hell is this? Someone actually published a book of this s***? Am I dreaming?
Who the heck is responsible for this? |
Topic | Canadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified. |
Paratroopa1 03/27/12 6:02:00 PM #271 |
Of course, I find the completely superficial concept of beauty touted by these pageants demeaning to both women and men and it just kind of grosses me out in general, but seriously, if she looks pretty, and she does, I just don't get why anything else matters. That's what they're being judged on. Their looks. If she were an ugly transgendered woman, would she not get in? Yep. If she were an ugly natural-born woman, would she not get in? Yep. I have no issue with that, except that judging people based on looks is both stupid and creepy. I just find it bizarre as hell that they're turning down a transgendered woman who does look pretty, when they don't give a s*** about natural-born women who have had work done on their body. It's a completely different kind of superficiality that doesn't even make sense to me.
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Topic | If Link was black... |
Paratroopa1 03/27/12 4:49:00 PM #84 |
It's irrelevant anyway. If Link were black, he wouldn't be allowed to wield the master sword.
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Topic | Canadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified. |
Paratroopa1 03/27/12 3:11:00 PM #265 |
I'd say how the person is identified by other people is also a very real part of gender.
I mean, what does this person look like to you? Looks like a woman to me. I don't see the problem here. |
Topic | Canadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified. |
Paratroopa1 03/27/12 2:53:00 PM #262 |
I'm making the same joke again, but wow, I must've missed the part where they judge the girl's ovaries. You'd think I'd remember something like that.
Otherwise, if sex were more important than gender, you would think that they wouldn't have been completely fooled by the fact that she appears to be a woman in every respect. Which makes sense, because she's a woman. I don't really get why it matters how she got there. |
Topic | Canadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified. |
Paratroopa1 03/27/12 2:37:00 PM #260 |
My argument, though, is that gender is actually what's important, whether they know it or not. We aren't judging them by their lady parts. If we were, then sex would be important. We're judging them on everything else but that, which is really gender's domain, not sex.
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Topic | Canadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified. |
Paratroopa1 03/27/12 2:25:00 PM #258 |
Biolizard28 posted...
And in the real world, bad rules don't get changed by people being submissive. If you don't care about her being able to compete ever, then whatever. But if you think it's a s***ty rule, you shouldn't be telling anyone not to actively fight against it. That's not how it works. Jeez, that's not what I said. Actively fighting it is a good idea and if this is the best way to bring publicity to this issue, good for her. It is still the proper response for them to bar her from competition - I can't hold that against them. The only thing I can hold against them is that they made the rule in the first place, and that they didn't do a background check on her to stop her from competing in the first place. |
Topic | Canadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified. |
Paratroopa1 03/27/12 2:06:00 PM #252 |
Well, in the real world, sometimes rules exist, and sometimes they aren't fair to everyone involved, but the people setting the rules are well within their rights to not accept people not playing by the rules they set up. I'm not sure what else you want to hear, exactly. As dumb as I think the rule is, they did make it a rule.
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Topic | Canadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified. |
Paratroopa1 03/27/12 1:30:00 PM #248 |
Is it actually a rule though? I keep hearing conflicting reports on that.
I mean, if it's a rule, then yeah she should be DQ'ed, unfortunately. That's not really an interesting topic to talk about. It's much more interesting to talk about whether or not it should be a rule at all. |
Topic | Canadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified. |
Paratroopa1 03/27/12 1:16:00 PM #243 |
I wouldn't, but that's because I'm gay. So basically the same answer as everyone else so far.
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Topic | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Discussion 7: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING!" |
Paratroopa1 03/27/12 1:38:00 AM #181 |
I don't really think Fluttershy is a one-note character at all, and this wasn't really an episode about overcoming her shyness or anything like that. It was more about fear of judgment, which is an issue everyone except maybe Applejack and Pinkie have gone through at some point. That particular issue was just filtered through Fluttershy's character this time.
I thought this episode was cute, and I normally don't like episodes that are merely "cute" and not just really funny but this one really worked for me. I don't know why. I was just really sold on the episode's premise. |
Topic | Canadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified. |
Paratroopa1 03/27/12 12:50:00 AM #118 |
scotted4 posted...
To say a transgendered male is in everyway identical, (not talking about mentality) to a born woman except without the "seeds" is incorrect Oh sorry, I didn't realize we were judging beauty pageant contestants on the existence and quality of their ovaries. Yeah transgenders shouldn't be allowed. |
Topic | Canadian Miss Universe finalist disqualified. |
Paratroopa1 03/27/12 12:48:00 AM #116 |
Okay so, I think the issue I have here with the whole "can't enter both a trans pageant and a female pageant" is that transgendered people aren't some kind of weird, separate third gender that isn't male or female. If she's female, she's female. If she's a transgender female, that puts her in a specific subset of females, but not in a different class altogether. That's my view on it, anyway. Just because she entered a pageant for transgendered females only doesn't mean she shouldn't be able to enter one for all females period because transgendered is just a narrower subset, not an entirely different thing.
If you think it's an entirely different thing, well... I dunno. I disagree. Hell, I would've been fooled by her based on those pics anyway, so who cares. Don't see what the big deal is. I'm not surprised she isn't happy about there having to be a transgendered pageant, too. I'd imagine that ideally, to her, something like that wouldn't need to exist. |
Topic | What's the best use of the TITLE DROP in a movie or TV series? |
Paratroopa1 03/27/12 12:33:00 AM #20 |
"Marty, you have to come back with me!"
"Where?" "Back to the future!" |
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