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GTM posted...

wait what. question, does she know that they are dating or is this a hostage situation

at first me and gsis were pondering this that maybe she just thinks he's kidding because my dad does try to hide everything behind "joking around" with people

but then gsis realized that the laptop she's using for uni is from gdad and uh some conversations are saved to his cloud, she checked and yeah there' at least one part where she calls him her boyfriend and she calls her his girlfriend so it does seem to be reciprocated

but also according to facebook like she literally went on a vacation with her husband last week so uh yeah

GTM posted...

of a married woman that may or may not know about this

we're now REALLY wondering if she knows about the tattoo yet, he was trying to be coy to gsis about what he got, just saying "oh i got a tattoo" but then gsis guessed "... it's not a picture of her is it" and he responded "it's not a PICTURE of her!!!"

and just oh my god whatever this thing is it's been going on for about 2 months but they don't actually have like real dates he just like shows up at her work and gives her things she doesn't ask for like a plant and a bag of fertilizer

... oh also he recently bought our next-door neighbor a haircut with her

sigh now he's sent gsis a big message about how he's offended that she reacted with such shock about the tattoo and how he's deeply in love with this woman

it's hard to explain how absolutely insane this is to hear coming from him though, our entire life he has always just been an absolute curmudgeon about the very concept of romantic relationships, opining how his marriage was the biggest mistake he ever made, saying that people doing things for their spouse is pathetic, policing gbro & gsis's phone use as grown ass adults and mocking them for not being able to keep their attention away (to an incredibly unreasonable degree)... and now we're just supposed to not be shocked at this sudden development for him?

and like yeah sorry dad getting a tattoo for your first relationship in 25 years after 2 months of not even really dating because she's a grown ass mother with a life and a husband of her own is just weird. you can't just do something absolutely bonkers insane and expect people not to be shocked

Well on the bright side, at least this happened after you moved away, so you're not experiencing it from him first hand.

today is gsis's final exam lmao, we're done here in ottawa so she's moving back to the states with her family

we come back home on the 15th, then she leaves in 10 days and it'll be just me 'n gdad again for the forseeable future

Oh. Uhh, well maybe it'll all work itself out by then. >_>

GuessMyUserName posted...

but also according to facebook like she literally went on a vacation with her husband last week so uh yeah

Does he know how to use the facebooks

GTM posted...

Does he know how to use the facebooks

this happened after he noticed his messages were gone so he started saving screenshots of them

he also asked me if you can delete both sides of a facebook conversation to try to understand how it happened.... and googling tells me no so he must've accidentally did it himself

but then he found out that she deletes them on her end anyways because she's you know, married, and he got all upset

septuagenarian teenager

back to gbro drama

gmoms partners dad is moving so gmom wanted to drop some furnature to gbros

first thing he does when i see him is whine about diversity, blaming minorities for why he cant get a job (not y'know, checking his very public and loudmouth background causing shit over vaccines and wokeness)

even had to top it off with the f-slur so thats cool for my gay trans ass

but more as per usual he didnt do shit to help and was just a prick to everybody instead, with zero thank-yous for all the work we all did

ughhhh

i wanna give gsis a sincere warning to please not put up with emotional abuse from a partner just for the sake of gluing together a family but I know that's obviously not a conversation anyone's gonna be receptive to

it's truthfully a sentiment I've wanted to touch on for a while with the behaviour I've been witnessing during my stay this year but yeah I know not to bother because not only it isn't something people wanna hear, but she also gets it a lot from our parents as it is who have absolutely no place to talk with their actions so I don't want to just pile on as the only family member that's actually there for her, plus when gmom & gdad do it she tells her partner which just sours all their relationships and isolates her further

but fuck, honestly speaking he has an incredibly short fuse and his outbursts are very frequent, unbelievably childish, not okay, and I know they are emotionally devastating on gsis who already puts up with so much

it's real frustrating, I understand that she strongly wishes to provide a happy family for her daughter, especially growing up from our broken family and all the trauma it dumped on me & my siblings. but I also know that that hope for a family fantasy can very easily be taken for granted, and that my sister in particularly has an incredibly high tolerance for abuse, tanking the most of it out of our very messed up family, and in a very long prior relationship.

Like I don't even mean to be demanding her to break off her family or anything like that, it's absolutely her life and if she thinks it's worth, believes she can make things work, I absolutely can't argue that. But I truly hope that she can just honestly reflect on her situation and acknowledge that there is a line that you can't force yourself past. She's complained to me before about some times he lashes out but in those talks she also rationalizes it with "that's what a relationship is, to be there for each other through the good times and the bad"

ughhhhhhhh

ranting into dillos because I know I can't voice my concerns elsewhere

really am hitting the full gfamily drama this page

that really sucks. sorry to hear she is going through that, and you as well. it can definitely be extremely difficult to be in that position where you see someone you love is going through something, and there's no way you can help them.

I wish life was easier.

that sucks :\

it sucks that we also have such a mess of parents because she also gets so much abuse from them which constantly pushes her away while raising the bar for what's unacceptable

gsis initially moved back home with the hope that their first grandchild would trump everything and she could have that ideal family life... but then gmom completely exploded leaving no choice but to leave, and by now just time and time again interacting with our parents just repeats that same lesson that our family brings nothing but trauma which encourages further isolation

talking to gdad about it is completely impossible, when anyone says his words or actions are harmful he takes offense at the insinuation he could do any wrong and reacts in anger. I've tried to tell gmom the only thing we can do is provide a positive family environment gsis can feel at ease with, but gmom perceives herself to be the most brilliant manipulative mastermind when in reality it's so blatantly transparent every time she tries to force her own guidance on gsis and is incredibly pushy about it while disregarding her feelings and again reacting in anger when gsis won't follow along with the specific path gmom clearly wants to be taken

Coworker on a call is ranting about across the spiderverse (which I haven't see), saying that it wasn't as good as the others partially because it was a lot of pandering because there is a black pregnant woman who they tried to make look cool. And then for some reason my mind went to gbro

So I think my instinct idea of an alt-right guy is now gbro

he'd no doubt regurgitate the same thing ayup

that black pregnant woman could've been a white guy!!! they're taking our roles!!!!

Update he is now ranting about unions and teachers and ttc drivers asking too much

man gsis gotta stop being a doormatttt

gdad did the thing where he says something rude and then tells you to relax if it upsets you, and I perfectly pointed it out right there that gdad always explicitly says that he HATES when people do that to him (he gets incredibly angry if you tell him to relax or calm or at-all point out his anger)

and sure he got flustered to have that pointed out, but after a second he did apologize for doing it

but since gsis is so afraid of making gdad angry she tells me to "let it go" like I'm the bad guy for making one very simple concise statement that did in fact effectively get the point across and resulted in an apology for gdad's typical rude behaviour that she just negated

I've mentioned before that gsis gets the most shit from our parents and this is a great example why, she prefers to tank the abuse than to ever give the very slightest of push-backs to stand up for herself. I know there are *plenty* of losing battles that aren't worth it with gdad, but you need to draw a line somewhere and that's partly why I don't get as much shit from him. Meanwhile gbro just full-on screams and gets violent and he gets everything he wants

i got a dmca takedown notice for Babe Brawl stealing content from onlyfans

lol oof

Better tell Vlado to stop stealing pics from OnlyFans

literally the link they send me for the violation is the user search page for Vlado lollllll

I can't tell if those topics naturally purged but there are none on this board at this moment.

So I wonder if GameFAQs got the DMCA notices as well.

So like did the model just somehow discover her (presumably) non-nude photos were being hosted on GameFAQs? Did a poster hope to get in her good graces by tipping her off...?

This is whi we need the return of Babar Brawl

Grimlyn posted...

i got a dmca takedown notice for Babe Brawl stealing content from onlyfans

hilarious

they complain to google to remove it from search results and google informs me and it's unfortunately non-specific and since they just linked to a search page I don't even know what the exact offending image is

it's not specific to just my site of anything, it's a whole ass batch of takedowns on other sites so you +100 websites in the complaint, 99% of which are full on porn urls with words like nude, porn, coomer, lesban, cam, fap.... and then just lfaqs mixed in there

gdad is such a fucking psycho holy ass shit

i didnt know a 2 month relationship could turn someone into such a violently obsessive freak

there is no way in hell this lasts, and whenever she does come to her senses to dump this nutter I absolutely fear for her safety

GDad is obsessing over a new lady love? How so?

GuessMyUserName posted...

oh my god gbro gets all his behaviours from gdad

this development started coming to my attention a couple weeks ago but long story short after 25 years since my parents divorce, gdad is back in the dating game.................... with his hairdresser

and oh my god it's a complete mess, it only kinda survives on a language barrier, she's from vietnam and doesn't really have a strong grasp of the language (she's done my hair a number of times... like from the pics at the top of this page)

but she's also a married woman and gdad has literally nothing in his life right now so he's completely obsessing and again long story short but he now has his first ever tattoo - of her name

this man is a septuagenarian teenager

this can only end in a hellfire bomb of obsession and drama

Assuming it's more of this from about 2 weeks ago

GuessMyUserName posted...

we're now REALLY wondering if she knows about the tattoo yet, he was trying to be coy to gsis about what he got, just saying "oh i got a tattoo" but then gsis guessed "... it's not a picture of her is it" and he responded "it's not a PICTURE of her!!!"

and just oh my god whatever this thing is it's been going on for about 2 months but they don't actually have like real dates he just like shows up at her work and gives her things she doesn't ask for like a plant and a bag of fertilizer

... oh also he recently bought our next-door neighbor a haircut with her

...And this

yarr, that's the backstory!

for yesterday gsis was gonna spend the whole day with gdad because he keeps complaining to her that she's not around enough. so they go to the royal botanical gardens with gsis... but according to gsis he was so still clearly thinking about the hairdresser the whole time and getting super anal about taking pictures obviously to post on facebook specifically for her to see. like it's known that the hairdresser posts photos of herself with roses so gdad really wants to get pictures of gsis with roses to post.

Then get home yada-yada eat yada, gdad takes a nap so I finally get to put on Everything Everywhere All at Once for gsis to see which I've been trying for ages but there's never the time. All good, gdad wakes up, for the first while just watches the movie with us, enjoying it, having a good time and laughing... but then he gets a sudden absolutely urgent need to post the photos from earlier on Facebook. This is when he keeps calling me over for help because he doesn't know how to use computers, disrupting the movie.

He asks me to put the SD Card reader USB in because he can't find the ports, I do it thinking he's got the rest, then he complains again because an error popped up while he was doing something and says he wants to move all the pictures to his computer. I'm not just gonna pause everything to sit and wait 5 minutes to monitor the file transfer so I say I'll just load it on my computer then he can download it wirelessly without having to deal with hardware errors. I do exactly that but the whole time gdad's impatient and starts searching around his office for something??? over time his "searching" gets louder and loader, we hear bins falling and gdad cursing loudly, and when we ask what's wrong he just says he's looking for something, and then complains that the pictures aren't done so clearly that's the actual issue driving him mad.

I'll point out it's 10:45 pm at this time he urgently NEEDS to post these pictures to FB even though nobody's freaking stalking your FB waiting in baited breath to see your status update but no, gdad doesn't understand how normal human beings with their own actual lives and I remind you, a whole ass family of her own and aren't just glued onto Facebook eager to see your posts.

but yeah because he was too disruptive I had to cancel the movie halfway through and go fully download the photos to his computer and go to bed

... or so I thought. 12:30 I try to quietly go to the washroom, and yeah I go unnoticed but I still just hear him shouting obscenities at his computer that he can't figure something out. I go back to my bed though so okay I'm safe. Nope. A few minutes later he goes out to the balcony to stare into my bedroom window to see if I'm awake (I have youtube running, lights off, me laying in bed aka how i go to sleep), and then I hear his footsteps again as he rushes to my bedroom door, opens and asks me to upload his pictures into facebook because he doesn't know how. 1am now and he urgently needs this done and he's going crazy over it, when any reasonable person would understand nothing you post at 1am is being seen ffs

checking now and the hairdresser still hasn't commented or responded to his post and now gdad's saying he wants to delete his FB because nobody cares (he deletes his socials like a couple times a year like this)

he just doesn't understand that no, he isn't the center of this woman's universe - nor should be as I repeat she has a whole as life with a career and family of her own

a 2 month old "relationship" this is, although he tries to say they've known each other for "decades", but then that "knowing each other" is just your typical customer relationship with your hairdresser until very recently.

It feels like a miracle you somehow managed to become and maintain yourself as a fairly well-adjusted, reasonable human adult.

tbf I grew up with my mom

although her thing was just complete and total neglect so I really grew up from the internet

GuessMyUserName posted...

so I really grew up from the internet

That checks out.

GuessMyUserName posted...

I go back to my bed though so okay I'm safe. Nope. A few minutes later he goes out to the balcony to stare into my bedroom window to see if I'm awake

Don't know why but the first thing I thought of https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/9/AABHd9AAEmXN.jpg

The internet raised me and I'm a mess

family visit at gmoms today, with gsis gniece and one cousin visiting... and gbro

first mistake when cousin mentioned the news with Russia, and gbro went on an endless Putinist tirade as everyone slowly left to the living room one by one

a few more instances where he kept trying to shove the conversation onto vaccines, masks, diversity, etc every single opportunity he could and trying to speak non-stop whenever he could pull the conversation there

one time gsis mentioned an anecdote about meeting vanilla ice at the ottawa airport and gbro's like "I got a story like that!"... and it was about harassing a black girl for wearing a mask at the airport, calling it a "slave mask", and whining when he was called out for being a racist prick and he whined about the "race card"... and that was the anecdote he had to tell to a room and you could just hear a needle drop the silence was so dead, until everyone just points out uhhh so you just initiated a confrontation harassing someone? you're definitely in the wrong and what's the relation to the vanilla ice story???

another moment when gsis and cousin had a conversation leading into not taking a partner's last name and gbro chimes in that he how he believes in "traditional values" and then he describes himself as a "traditional man" and gsis pointed out he's literally wearing fishnet sleeves and a cat collar this very moment and the room just burst out in laughter lmao - like holy shit how does gbro say those words in a straight face calling himself a "traditional man" when he's known to casually go out in public with cat ears/paws/tail like dude your style is literally the blue haired stereotype (he literally had blue hair 3 years ago)

still somehow the day was moderately calm throughout, a few moments of utter stupidity like that, him praising mr. dick milking conspiracy theorist jordan b peterson and I just fucking laugh until he gets embarrassed and leaves to the guest room to lie down for a while

... but then the end of the day happened as he whines about not being able to land a job because of "diversity hires" and whining about minorities and throwing in a "fuck Pride" which is my jumping off point where I leave to hang out with gniece upstairs listening to baby shark.

i could hear the arguing continue and get louder downstairs though as my sister who usually keeps the calm peace keeping tone completely scorches his ass when he complains about minorities getting "handouts" while he's literally on disability with his rent paid for entirely by his mom who endlessly bails him out and how he would never have he academic accreditation without the incredible support and privileges he was fed growing up

that's basically all I could hear though as the arguing eventually broke apart and he went on the deck for a smoke. cousin was originally gonna bring him back to toronto with her since she's the one who drove him in but then after this she's like oh no I really don't want to be in the car with him like this

oh yeah there was another weird part where he was insulting gdad calling him autistic and it's like wtf you're literally diagnosed with ASD how are you possibly using that as an attack

also when he was whining about the LGBT community, as I left to go upstairs gsis apparently pointed out how gbro literally told her in the past that he experimented in his earlier years so how tf is he whining about gays and talking himself up as a "traditional man"

but man so much of the shit he was saying was just such an obvious script reading of the most generic right-wing talking points that explicitly go against how he's lived his life to now and it was just so insane. and repeatedly through the day he's whining that nobody likes him and nobody cares about his feelings meanwhile when he's being straight-ass homophobic in front of me he plays the "fuck your feelings" route. dude nobody likes you because you're an asshole

GuessMyUserName posted...

a few more instances where he kept trying to shove the conversation onto vaccines, masks, diversity, etc every single opportunity he could and trying to speak non-stop whenever he could pull the conversation there

Yup I see why I think of gbro now

ugh, gdad's relationship with gsis has soured so incredibly poorly throughout these 11 days of her stay that now it's the last day and she's just locked herself up in the bedroom with her family which also cuts out my final moments with her and my niece

so awkward after starting this year living with them and now after 6 months together this is the last day coming up on bedtime now and not even a goodnight because gdad's made the environment here too hostile

Cant knock and let her know it's you to let you in?

She's already been venting to me about the pressures balancing gdad & gmom for time (pressure being weighted heavily by gdad who's just been horrible to her the whole stay and gets unreasonably mad if we spend essentially any amount of time with gmom)

It sucks, it's sad, but I mean it is what it is. She just left now, basically just packing up and going right away as gdad continues to stress her out, literally asked her to the apartment's rec room for a private talk in which he just berates her and says she's been terrible to him without the slightest bit of introspection.

but I got to hang out with gniece before they let, ended off in my room playing with all my stuffies lmao. she'd just lie in the bed in a pile of stuffies and say "cozy", pretend to sleep, and not wanna leave. had a bunch of it recorded since it's the last time I'll be physically seeing her in who knows how long, they'll be in denver for the next year before "hopefully" getting out to boston somehow

Hope it goes better but happy you did get some time with gniece

how did our lord and saviour emperor gong get less votes than chris sky

either way he's now

gong with the wind

get out beated

the scene with the best friend at the police station is legendary

best character

back to the normal days of gdad asking me questions I don't know the answer to, then getting frustrated accusing me of lying that I don't know

first asking me what's the best physical store around town to buy shoes from... in what universe do you see me going to physical stores for anything

then later holding up a pair of shoes i don't recognize, asking if I know who they belong to and getting mad when I say I don't know

later again asking me the shoe store thing again - man just google the word "shoes" and scroll the maps results how are you still here in the 2020s

open a "shit gdad says" account

the questions continue

he came back from the shoe store with some brand hoka that the shop said was good asking me if that's true - SIR, I'VE BEEN IN CHUCKS SINCE THE 4TH GRADE

then if his water bottle works when you pull the straw all the way up or some in-between way because he's only getting dribbles.... it's your water bottle not mine aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

GuessMyUserName posted...

get out beated

the scene with the best friend at the police station is legendary

best character

It's a great movie

A piece of canadianity is gone, sue johanson dead at 93 :(

I'm somehow surprised she was only 93, I've just always known her as the old sex talk lady for so long so it's like no time passed

in other news of gdad demanding me to do things I don't know, he's doing his annual bicycling for charity thing he does every year. he complains about it every single year he does it because he doesn't actually have a social network so there's very few people to donate for him and it drives him mad. he thinks if he just posts things to the internet they should see he's doing something for a good cause and donate their money to it

he somehow multiplied last years target by 5 for a whopping 5 thousand dollar goal his brain magically expects to pull out of the internet and he thinks he can get it if I just make advertising posters for it

y'know since I'm such a genius social network marketer and graphic design prodigy

of course I cannot say no because he'll get emotionally abusive, call me ingrateful yada yada because he expects his children to do everything he ever requests even if it's nothing at all in their wheelhouse of skills