Current Events > Drinking Topic 109 - As many time as it will take Johnny to install a toilet

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Oh I cocked over the topic title

Gg Mabus you quacked it

it's on-brand for a drinking topic though

good job

wait...

"As much time"
or
"As many times"
?

@JimCarrysToe

I was saying something but tje topic closed and I forget what it was.

That's a good joke though.

I'm gonna pay someone to install the toilet. I don't wanna deal with the aggravation.

I also ordered a breathalyzer.

i literally lol'd at that joke and am definitely stealing it so i may tell it in social situations.....if i had any

What are you gonna pay that greaseball? I'll come do it for you. Just lay out some newspapers in the yard and i'll curl up like a stray dog and be gone by morning.

Also this Yellowjackets last episode is wild, lol.

I dunno maybe i'll do it myself. It's just connecting some pipes together right? I can probably handle that.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I dunno maybe i'll do it myself. It's just connecting some pipes together right? I can probably handle that.

It's fucking super easy. Carrying the toilet is the hardest part. Fixing a leaky faucet is less intuitive / obvious than replacing a toilet honestly.

Guaranteed if you watch a youtube video you can handle it no problem.

I'll take a go at it.

Also this looks like something Jim would play:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEOdbswJ1l0

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Yeah, turn off the water valve, unscrew the valve from the unit, screw off both bolts that attaches it to the floor, cut the seal with a razor or knife, pop the fucker off. Go in reverse and you are done.

honestly if you put a good 5-6 hours into it, including watching the how-to youtubes, a monkey can do it. you don't need experience to install a toilet, you need patience.

if you just want it installed, hire a guy. shit, just go hang out in the smoking section of the local trade school and hire some 2nd year apprentice for 50 bucks

MabusIncarnate posted...

Yeah, turn off the water valve, unscrew the valve from the unit, screw off both bolts that attaches it to the floor, cut the seal with a razor or knife, pop the fucker off. Go in reverse and you are done.

don't forget your teflon tape on every single connection you make

(i had to tape up a few in my apartment lol, they had none)

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/1/AAPV5JAAC0aR.jpg

That's my biggest problem in life. I don't have patience. I'll end up throwing the fucking thing through the wall before I get it attached to it.

Drunk n high n frisky so that means QOTSA!

https://youtu.be/6FjaaUZk4Os

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

That's my biggest problem in life. I don't have patience. I'll end up throwing the fucking thing through the wall before I get it attached to it.

bring a buddy over and make a day of it?

just gotta mindfuck yourself into finding a reason to make it fun, enjoyable, and something you want to spend time on

Naysaspace posted...

don't forget your teflon tape on every single connection you make

(i had to tape up a few in my apartment lol, they had none)

Yeah this too, for sure.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I'll take a go at it.

Also this looks like something Jim would play:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEOdbswJ1l0

I am uncomfortable at this existing. I do not like this at all.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Yeah this too, for sure.

the key difference between a professional install and a handyman install is the quality of the caulking.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/1/AANJGaAAC0ab.jpg

Watched a video it looks simple enough but whenever I do shit like this there's always something that doesn't go right and I lose my shit immediately.

I'm talking about the toilet install and NOT Canucks sex talk. Although, it's not innacurate.

if i could replace the window regulator on my '00 chevy cavalier, you can install a toilet

the power of positive thinking

I'm positive i'll snap and have to replace more than a toilet.

Well if you don't have a regular guy, find a local maintenance guy for a hotel or motel. They will usually always do side work for lower than a professional, and they deal with toilets and plumbing all the time, so they will do a good job. I got an 81 year old guy named Willie that does that, and he works on my electrical when needed.

Nah I gotta friend that does HVAC so i'll get us a lot of beer and we'll fuck with it one day.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Watched a video it looks simple enough but whenever I do shit like this there's always something that doesn't go right and I lose my shit immediately.

I'm talking about the toilet install and NOT Canucks sex talk. Although, it's not innacurate.

Exactly.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Well if you don't have a regular guy, find a local maintenance guy for a hotel or motel. They will usually always do side work for lower than a professional, and they deal with toilets and plumbing all the time, so they will do a good job. I got an 81 year old guy named Willie that does that, and he works on my electrical when needed.

Electrical i can't fuck with at all.

I don't know what it is but I have a mental block and just hate running wires. On a very basic level I can do it but fuck me I hate it and it is not a strength. Pretty much anything to do with wiring I just shutdown on mentally.

I'm not comfortable with it, and will likely never learn how to do it either for the same reason. Even though I know everything is shut off, still gives me anxiety before I touch each wire like it's gonna mess up and electrocute me. I'll stick with the basic plumbing, carpentry and gardening.

@YugiNoob what in the fuck is this Danganronpa game?

I'll fuck with some electricity.

I don't know, I only saw some of the anime. People in their group get killed and they need find out who the murderer is or something? It's a weird thing. But fun fact: the artist for Danganronpa drew the art for a character in the gacha game Girls Frontline :3

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/9/AAPV5JAAC0at.jpg

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Huh, alright. That game dropped on game pass and didn't know if it was worth anything, not usually something i'd play but sometimes i'm surprised by stuff I think i'll hate.

You are gonna be my go-to anime lifeline Yugi. When I have an anime question, no matter how ignorant or stupid, i'll @ you and await your response.

lol I mean I don't really watch that much anime anymore, but I would guess that it's still more than most of the others in these topics. That game is a visual novel though, which I hate. I tend to skip the story in most games. Just let me beat up bad guys >:(

I played every Telltale game that is out there, I got real into a lot of them so maybe this won't be bad.

MabusIncarnate posted...

I'm not comfortable with it, and will likely never learn how to do it either for the same reason. Even though I know everything is shut off, still gives me anxiety before I touch each wire like it's gonna mess up and electrocute me. I'll stick with the basic plumbing, carpentry and gardening.

Yep. Completely agree.

Also wires just sort of make my brain want to shut down which is not helpful.

MabusIncarnate posted...

I played every Telltale game that is out there, I got real into a lot of them so maybe this won't be bad.

The wolf among us not getting any more installments is a tragedy

Get crushed Avalanche goalie

https://youtu.be/1VIXntq7hVU

CanuckCowboy posted...

@JimCarrysToe

I was saying something but tje topic closed and I forget what it was.

That's a good joke though.

Remember what it was or im not giving you back your lunch money. *dangles a penny over @smackems head* haha try and get loser

Alright, Mandalorian is if pretty damn good, and I finally got around to it after three episodes of Boba Fett.
May as well just hand Starwars entirely over to Jon Favreau and Robert Rodriguez. Pretty please?

Danny Trejo is in Star Wars now. Oh, and Apollo Creed.

What episode are you on? I liked it enough to watch the first season twice, when I get caught up on other stuff i'll probably go to season 2 again.

MabusIncarnate posted...

What episode are you on?

finished it tonight.

Mandalorian is essentially Firefly all over again, to the point that I probably couldn't make out the the difference between Pedro Pascal's and Nathan Fillion's voices if they were in the same room.

Maybe it was just a hangover

Glad to hear he's already doing better

MabusIncarnate posted...

I played every Telltale game that is out there, I got real into a lot of them so maybe this won't be bad.

How did you feel about the first Batman game?