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Smackems posted...

The fuck is gomad

Gallon of (whole) milk a day.

Was a stupid trend for a while for doing with starting strength for making big gains. Lol.

CanuckCowboy posted...

Gallon of (whole) milk a day.

Was a stupid trend for a while for doing with starting strength for making big gains. Lol.

Lmao I told my mom about all this mad shit and she was like "damn they all drunk"

Lol.

...I mean in an hour I will be.

Is tonight another hockey night

Not for me.

Also ive been missing a lot of games this year. Only watched Habs games and even there im not watching like I used to.

I wish I could get into sports. And Pokemon

Wait what is OMAD though. I might be into it?

Pokmon is pretty cool.

Sports are great when you're into them though.

I don't gaf about basketball but I was bandeagoning hard when the raps won and it was a good time.

Last year's Habs run was amazing.

The year they beat Washington and the pens after just squeaking in to the playoffs was amazing.

Some mma cards have been incredible.

The time I won bet against my buddy and the Edmonton Eskimo... Elks... made me a 100 bucks and I could rub it in his face was great too. Lol

It is my closest thing to a night before a day off since Thursdays I can sleep in till whenever I want unless its somehow after 1pm

Smackems posted...

Idk what it is exactly. The fuckers are too happy and the games are too easy.. but also.. idk some stuff seems so bland

Definitely easy and bland for a turn based rpg.. I dont think I ever lost a fight in any game so far except that Mew raid event on Sword. My wifes brother bought both of us a Switch and a copy of the game a few Christmases ago, and we played a ton with the nephews and it was a good family thing. That was the draw more than anything, with all of us living in different states, we could all have a go-to game to play together.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Wait what is OMAD though. I might be into it?

One meal a day

MabusIncarnate posted...

Definitely easy and bland for a turn based rpg.. I dont think I ever lost a fight in any game so far except that Mew raid event on Sword. My wifes brother bought both of us a Switch and a copy of the game a few Christmases ago, and we played a ton with the nephews and it was a good family thing. That was the draw more than anything, with all of us living in different states, we could all have a go-to game to play together.

I don't ever want to actually lose, I just wanna almost lose

MabusIncarnate posted...

A demo probably isn't a fair chance either, idk what it is. Played all the nes, snes, gameboy advance and gamecube Prime games and loved them all.

I just started the game the other day. The movement feels great imo. I'm also not a big big fan of the series. Played Super and Fusion to completion but that's it.

BlazinBlue88 posted...

I just started the game the other day. The movement feels great imo. I'm also not a big big fan of the series. Played Super and Fusion to completion but that's it.

Zero Mission is sooooo good dude. Imo it's the best one by a mile

Smackems posted...

Zero Mission is sooooo good dude. Imo it's the best one by a mile

Good to know. I'll look into it when I get a chance.

Being warned sucks.

I just found out today guys can get yeast infections, shit sucks lol

I think Bloodstained RotN and Dust and Elysian Tail were my favorite more recent metroidvania. Headlander is stupidly underrated and unknown also, what a great game. You are a head with jet propulsion and whatever enemy body you land on, you control them. It was a unique mechanic.

Talib_21 posted...

Being warned sucks.

I just found out today guys can get yeast infections, shit sucks lol

Damn, what happened?

Talib_21 posted...

Being warned sucks.

I just found out today guys can get yeast infections, shit sucks lol

I don't think you got a topic

This board is HORSE SHIT

MabusIncarnate posted...

I think Bloodstained RotN and Dust and Elysian Tail were my favorite more recent metroidvania. Headlander is stupidly underrated and unknown also, what a great game. You are a head with jet propulsion and whatever enemy body you land on, you control them. It was a unique mechanic.

Dude you need to play Vigil The Longest Night. It's awesome and probably my favorite metroidvania of recent times

Smackems posted...

One meal a day

Not interested. I thought it was gonna be somethin sexual.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Not interested. I thought it was gonna be somethin sexual.

Oh.. well poo to you too

Oh there will be poo and shit everywhere.

Got a 12 pack after work. About to feel good until I don't.

Smackems posted...

Dude you need to play Vigil The Longest Night. It's awesome and probably my favorite metroidvania of recent times

Damn and it's on Xbox, slipped through the cracks for me, it looks awesome. I'll probably buy it tonight.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Damn, what happened?

When I had my vasectomy I had to wear compression shorts for two weeks straight. My dumbass only bought one pair and I guess I should have bought two pairs because all the sweat and stuff got my inner thigh a yeast infection. I thought it was just jock itch.

That's a good reason why i'm not getting a vasectomy. If I want yeast I'll buy it at the store.

Talib_21 posted...

When I had my vasectomy I had to wear compression shorts for two weeks straight. My dumbass only bought one pair and I guess I should have bought two pairs because all the sweat and stuff got my inner thigh a yeast infection. I thought it was just jock itch.

Think I've done that to my gooch recently

MabusIncarnate posted...

Damn and it's on Xbox, slipped through the cracks for me, it looks awesome. I'll probably buy it tonight.

I haven't beat it yet but damn I love it

Tonight tho my taint be itchin

Also @MabusIncarnate get into Shantae

I dunno if it was a yeast infection or not but when I was fire fighting I worked with one really short guy who got such bad chafing he ended up getting workers comp. He was tough as balls... sort of... and did his best for like a week to keep working and he was walking around like a penguin with his legs super bowed and half crouched. God I felt bad for him but also it was hilarious.

I only mention he was short cause he was very short and had even shorter legs so he took like 3 steps to most guys on the crew and 2.5 to mine... we hiked all over for hours some days so I think his extra steps just sandpapered his things and balls.

WHAT THE FUCK? I try to load up Madden and I get

"Something went wrong"

Well I hope everyones ok.

Smackems posted...

Also @MabusIncarnate get into Shantae

I think I own 3 and never tried any of them. I'm bad about deep sale indies, something is under $3 on sale I usually buy it. If I hate it, I uninstall it and never think about it again. I thought Shantae was just a 2d platformer with no depth.

MabusIncarnate posted...

I think I own 3 and never tried any of them. I'm bad about deep sale indies, something is under $3 on sale I usually buy it. If I hate it, I uninstall it and never think about it again. I thought Shantae was just a 2d platformer with no depth.

Naw dude Shantae, at least from the second one on, is Metroidvania. The newer ones are kinda set up like MegaMan x where there's stuff you can go back and get in levels after you unlock stuff

But the second and third ones are full on metroidvania. They've all got a good bit going on and they're fun and charming

Ohhh just learned TPB will have a new season this year (animated AND not animated).

Like at the same time or two series?

TPB doing a scanner darkly style would be fuckin neat honestly.

5 different projects. A movie, Animated and live action show, a Jails series, and sommethinnn else.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

5 different projects. A movie, Animated and live action show, a Jails series, and sommethinnn else.

Fuckin a Ricky!

This is straight from all 3 of the boys so it's happening.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

This is straight from all 3 of the boys so it's happening.

Did you ever see that very first black and white short film that only had Ricky, Julian but with his actual name John Paul, and Lahey who worked at a pet store?

And john Pauls character loved cats like bubbles style but he was aggressive about it?

Aaaand it's storming

I think i've seen part of it. It is on Swearnet so it's on my list.

Smackems posted...

Aaaand it's storming

Just started here, gonna run all night and probably snow again in the morning.

I'll give Shantae a shot then, I'm a chronic screenshot viewer and don't tend to read much into games.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Just started here, gonna run all night and probably snow again in the morning.

I'll give Shantae a shot then, I'm a chronic screenshot viewer and don't tend to read much into games.

Just be like me and buy a bunch of shit, play it 10 minutes if at all, and never touch it again

I got 17 rain drops on my windshield on the way home. Step it up a notch boys.

Certified frog choker here geez

Now what the FUCK does THAT mean?

It's raining hard

I feel like I'm speaking french

You mean like when it rains all the bullfrogs come and go RIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBITTTT? I get that here too.

I love frogs. And toads. Cool fuckers.

It gets so bad here when it rains a lot they pop like popcorn on the road because there's so many. You can't do anything about it either, they're allll over there road.