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Nazanir
01/05/22 9:24:50 AM
#152:


BlackBlueButts posted...
The name got changed to dspgaming forums.

Also classic phil moment here. Do something wrong and blame the game.

https://youtu.be/DcvNpP3xh9g
This is just downright delusional.

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dancing_cactuar
01/05/22 4:50:15 PM
#153:


I've been out of the DSPhere for a while now, what shitty game did he put as both one of his most disappointing and as one of his best games of the year like he does practically every year at this point.

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DeadBankerDream
01/05/22 4:51:11 PM
#154:


dancing_cactuar posted...
I've been out of the DSPhere for a while now, what shit did he put as his both most disappointing and his best games of the year like he does practically every year at this point.
Forza 5

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dancing_cactuar
01/05/22 4:56:11 PM
#155:


DeadBankerDream posted...
Forza 5
Mildly surprised since he couldn't stop sucking Forza Horizon 3's dick before, but I didn't watch his Horizon 5 footage so maybe they added some new thing that made him upset for some dumb reason.

Any other really exceptional takes I missed in those year end vids? Because I sure as hell am not watching those videos directly, and Darkdave restreams are almost as insufferable with all the soundbyte spam people keep doing.

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DeadBankerDream
01/05/22 5:25:51 PM
#156:


dancing_cactuar posted...
Mildly surprised since he couldn't stop sucking Forza Horizon 3's dick before, but I didn't watch his Horizon 5 footage so maybe they added some new thing that made him upset for some dumb reason.
IIRC his main complaint has been the multiplayer and it's too much like Forza 4.

dancing_cactuar posted...
Any other really exceptional takes I missed in those year end vids? Because I sure as hell am not watching those videos directly, and Darkdave restreams are almost as insufferable with all the soundbyte spam people keep doing.
I haven't watched any of it, just a Snort Burnell short recap. His most disappointing game of the year was Returnal cause it was hard.

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dancing_cactuar
01/05/22 6:03:42 PM
#157:


DeadBankerDream posted...
His most disappointing game of the year was Returnal cause it was hard.
Can't wait for Elden Ring to be on his most disappointing and his best games of 2022 list.

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BlackBlueButts
01/05/22 6:05:10 PM
#158:


He'll keep failing at elden ring, rant at chat about detractors, beg for money, and ban people who accuse him of looking at guides.

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BlackBlueButts
01/06/22 6:03:24 PM
#159:


Showed his phone screen to chat to prove the pizza delivery guy screwed him over, but won't do it to prove he doesn't play wwe champions.

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Nazanir
01/07/22 4:09:47 AM
#160:


dancing_cactuar posted...
Can't wait for Elden Ring to be on his most disappointing and his best games of 2022 list.
I do look forward to this though. It'll show his lack of creativity, his lack to adapt or think outside of thr box.

He'll just bullrush fights and bitch and moan while never trying a different strategy.

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DeadBankerDream
01/08/22 2:24:00 PM
#161:


https://youtu.be/DeQGVNNZ_Lc

This is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.

>Phil wants to have a daily podcast
>Phil can't think of any subjects to talk about in podcast
>Phil asks his audience for things he can talk about, because that's normal for a podcast host
>Phil shoots down every "reasonable" subject
>Phil's audience are so brainwashed they just want to hear him talk, so they suggest psychotic things like Phil pretending to be a psychologist and doing an advice show
>Phil goes on a rant about how other content creators are awful people rather than gently shooting said psychotic idea down like every other suggestion
>Phil signs off by claiming other streamers have holds over their audience

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BlackBlueButts
01/08/22 5:16:58 PM
#162:


I realized the biggest reason phil got angry at Howard and rambo was because they didn't do his usual apology fetish thing, they just said fuck this guy and told the truth.

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BlackBlueButts
01/08/22 7:06:36 PM
#163:


Holy shit, gigantic toxic rant against pokimane, saying she's irresponsible and deserves nothing.

Why does only phil deserve pity and second chances but everyone else needs to be punished?

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Bad_Mojo
01/08/22 7:07:10 PM
#164:


What did they do?

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DevilZhouYu
01/08/22 7:13:51 PM
#165:


Bad_Mojo posted...
What did they do?
Pokimane got a 48 hour ban for streaming The Last Airbender

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pokeytrader
01/09/22 1:43:33 AM
#166:


If he isn't ranting about money, trolls, botched food delivery, or some content creator who is more successful than he is, then he has nothing to talk about. When he's not losing his shit over something, he's about the most boring man on the face of the Earth.
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Slayer_22
01/09/22 2:28:42 AM
#167:


pokeytrader posted...
If he isn't ranting about money, trolls, botched food delivery, or some content creator who is more successful than he is, then he has nothing to talk about. When he's not losing his shit over something, he's about the most boring man on the face of the Earth.

Don't forget about how every game has bad devs, or how he did nothing wrong and the game misread his inputs or something that is TOTALLY not his fault.

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DeadBankerDream
01/09/22 3:03:14 AM
#168:


He had a massive, toxic rant about Pokimane where he essentially said Twitch/Youtube/Etc should permanently ban anyone who does anything bad if he deems the offense "bad enough".He wants everyone to suffer as he has suffered and he himself to be the arbiter of their suffering.

But also he'd obviously find himself free of any guilt.

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pokeytrader
01/09/22 3:23:41 AM
#169:


Slayer_22 posted...
Don't forget about how every game has bad devs, or how he did nothing wrong and the game misread his inputs or something that is TOTALLY not his fault.
How could I forget? That falls into the broad category of "the world is trying to screw him over/everything he doesn't like sucks/everyone other than DSP is a moron." I guess we could call that "DSP's general outlook on life."
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BlackBlueButts
01/09/22 7:36:47 PM
#170:


https://youtu.be/XhaaFXvarP0

Dsp doesn't understand why he's controversial, while being hated by the entire fgc.

Also clip of him threatening other players.

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BlackBlueButts
01/10/22 1:08:33 AM
#171:


https://youtu.be/_EweJtRcCjk

Why he always brings up his problems and bills on stream.

Tldw he isn't going to sugar coat his life and be a fake guy, he's being real with his audience.

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Nazanir
01/10/22 1:10:12 AM
#172:


BlackBlueButts posted...
https://youtu.be/XhaaFXvarP0

Dsp doesn't understand why he's controversial, while being hated by the entire fgc.

Also clip of him threatening other players.
No one wants to burn their hands trying to interact with Phil, let alone try for a sponsorship of any kind.

Phil keeps saying how the trolls keep making him look bad, but the sad truth is, that you only have to Google DarksydePhil and watch 5 minutes of any random footage you find.

Do you really want someone who calls their own audience idiots, and worse, to try and represent your brand in hopes of getting sales?

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Nintendo_Porn
01/10/22 1:30:39 AM
#173:


He's so emotional abusive that i can't imagine how he maintains relationships.

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pokeytrader
01/10/22 2:35:53 AM
#174:


Nintendo_Porn posted...
He's so emotional abusive that i can't imagine how he maintains relationships.
He's driven away everyone except his wife, who has no interest in him, and his mom, whom he talks to on the phone once a week.
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Bad_Mojo
01/10/22 2:41:39 AM
#175:


pokeytrader posted...
He's driven away everyone except his wife, who has no interest in him, and his mom, whom he talks to on the phone once a week.

And only on the select days, right? Didn't he wait a few days to wish her a happy birthday because he didn't talk to her until latter in the week?

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DeadBankerDream
01/10/22 4:08:15 AM
#176:


Bad_Mojo posted...
And only on the select days, right? Didn't he wait a few days to wish her a happy birthday because he didn't talk to her until latter in the week?
No fucking way.

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pokeytrader
01/10/22 5:15:57 AM
#177:


Yeah, I remember something like that. He can't change his schedule, not even to call his mom to wish her a happy birthday.

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Nazanir
01/10/22 5:24:45 AM
#178:


DeadBankerDream posted...
No fucking way.
I do recall this, he has like a set day/time in the week he calls her, he didn't feel the need to talk to her twice in the same week because he'd have nothing to talk about, so he didn't call her onher birthday and instead waited till the set day he calls her anyways.

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DeadBankerDream
01/10/22 5:26:20 AM
#179:


I legitimate cannot belive this. Is there a video where he talks about it? I'd even be willing to give HIM a view to see this.

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Nazanir
01/11/22 2:51:22 PM
#180:


https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1480727568479240194?t=OOUld2pfAN9KDzcqUspJkA&s=19

How can one person be a litteral black hole of self awareness.

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DeadBankerDream
01/11/22 3:32:17 PM
#181:


Remember when Phil made a retrospective event members goal in... December? and they didn't reach it.

I wonder why...

https://youtu.be/djw-lv1Pytg

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Bad_Mojo
01/13/22 12:02:43 AM
#182:


https://youtu.be/CiOqGwOJq3M

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BlackBlueButts
01/13/22 12:09:34 AM
#183:


There's a new "problem" that he has to deal with. Most likely Kat or Jasper and he's gonna do another massive goal.

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Bad_Mojo
01/13/22 12:10:33 AM
#184:


BlackBlueButts posted...
There's a new "problem" that he has to deal with. Most likely Kat or Jasper and he's gonna do another massive goal.

He said it wasn't his health, it wasn't Jasper and he didn't end up in jail. None of those 3 things

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DeadBankerDream
01/13/22 1:37:08 AM
#185:


https://youtu.be/P-V51ZvatO4

Jesus, the rampant toxicity and greed.

You know how he's reaching peak upset is when he starts sighing when he dies.

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DeadBankerDream
01/13/22 1:52:29 PM
#186:


I really don't understand how reacting to tv shows and movies is more lazy than commenting on video games you're playing.

I get that the legality of the two is viewed as different right now (though I'm honestly not sure that makes sense to me either), but in terms of what you're doing, unless you're a master player people are not watching your gameplay stream for showcases of talent, they're there to hear your commentary on the content of the game. How is that less lazy than your job being commenting on a video? I guess he burns a few more calories moving his thumbs across the gamepad than Pokemani does clicking the pause button to make a statement. But his insane, self-righteous indignation as if he isn't doing effectively the exact same thing, or near enough to be a marginal difference at best, is just crazy.

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Nazanir
01/13/22 2:18:23 PM
#187:


DeadBankerDream posted...
I really don't understand how reacting to tv shows and movies is more lazy than commenting on video games you're playing.

I get that the legality of the two is viewed as different right now (though I'm honestly not sure that makes sense to me either), but in terms of what you're doing, unless you're a master player people are not watching your gameplay stream for showcases of talent, they're there to hear your commentary on the content of the game. How is that less lazy than your job being commenting on a video? I guess he burns a few more calories moving his thumbs across the gamepad than Pokemani does clicking the pause button to make a statement. But his insane, self-righteous indignation as if he isn't doing effectively the exact same thing, or near enough to be a marginal difference at best, is just crazy.
Agreed, reacting is reacting. Doesn't matter if it a movie, gameplay or whatever. And it is lazy as fuck, you don't have to do anything, you are literally streaming yourself watching something.

Of course someone like Phil would defend it as hard work, he can barely tell his elbow from his ass.

Also, the helicopter company stoey was brought up again, and changed. Apparantly he knocked out his supervisor/manager.

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DeadBankerDream
01/13/22 2:22:05 PM
#188:


Nazanir posted...
Also, the helicopter company stoey was brought up again, and changed. Apparantly he knocked out his supervisor/manager.
Eeeeh, he misspoke. At least that's my takeaway. But he did word it ambiguously so it could sound to someone that he said he punched his boss, and then he got upset at anyone who heard that and called them a liar.

Nazanir posted...
Of course someone like Phil would defend it as hard work, he can barely tell his elbow from his ass.
He's previously said that Streaming is much harder than making edited content, which is just so obviously false on its face that it's a baffling thing to claim.

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BlackBlueButts
01/13/22 3:27:03 PM
#189:


It's derich's birthday, detractors have made a card for him.

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Nintendo_Porn
01/13/22 6:56:41 PM
#190:


G4 Pulled a phill

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DeadBankerDream
01/13/22 7:08:27 PM
#191:


Nintendo_Porn posted...
G4 Pulled a phill
That could mean so many things.

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Nintendo_Porn
01/13/22 7:15:36 PM
#192:


That's the sad part. >_>

  • Alienating, insulting, and gaslighting your small audience.
  • Old shit coming back to bite you in the ass.
  • Blocking/censoring chat.
  • Playing prude in the face of sexual content/jokes/innuendo in the past.
Off the top of my head.

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mybbqrules
01/13/22 7:16:17 PM
#193:


You guys are so mean to a former top North American Street Fighter player.

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DeadBankerDream
01/14/22 5:24:20 AM
#194:


Phil had a meltdown over his trashmen having a labour dispute, created a conspiracy theory about them, called them liars and other hateful things, said the county should hire scabs and union bust, while insisting that he wasn't union busting and he loves unions so much he would offer his wife's sex on the alter of unionization to prove how much he loves unions.

Also got incredibly mad at the prospect of him having to go to the dump, as if that's not something that adult humans who own a house do all the time.

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BlackBlueButts
01/14/22 5:34:03 AM
#195:


This dude needs a serious wake up call.

His tall tales about the helicopter support place prove it. He doesn't mention his dad got him the job, he mentions how he sacrificed by buying a how close to work, doing extra stuff on the weekends, restructuring the company and basically and everyone kiss his ass.

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pokeytrader
01/14/22 10:59:50 AM
#196:


Interruption of garbage pickup would be annoying, but he complains about every trivial thing that inconveniences him (did Burger King ever apologize to him?), so it's hard to take him seriously when he's whining about something that matters.
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DeadBankerDream
01/14/22 11:06:24 AM
#197:


It's annoying, sure, but it's common in a lot of places and nothing to throw a psychotic hissyfit over literally involving conspiracy theories. Everything has to be so fucking extra with him. Everyone's an idiot and everyone is out to get him and he has to let the world (or 150 people watching him unironically) know all about it.

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DeadBankerDream
01/14/22 4:04:52 PM
#198:


https://youtu.be/ELAvsbcER_Y

Youtube: We will implement features in the current year of our lord, 20-22

Phil: We're 2 weeks into 2022 and youtube haven't mentioned features they have 50 more weeks to roll out before it'd be a lie.

*Complains incessantly and acts like a baby about it*

Also, he thanked his viewers for reaching all the tips goals the day where he had to cancel the first stream, then scolded them for not donating enough to make up for the first missed tips goal of the day, for the stream he chose to cancel.

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DeadBankerDream
01/15/22 2:55:54 AM
#199:


https://youtu.be/VM00Ja3Duas

Phil's paranoia is so incredible he has to doubt youtube statistics.

We all know youtube analytics are a detractor tool desiring his demise.

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WallStreetWolf
01/15/22 4:26:06 AM
#200:


DeadBankerDream posted...
Phil had a meltdown over his trashmen having a labour dispute, created a conspiracy theory about them, called them liars and other hateful things, said the county should hire scabs and union bust, while insisting that he wasn't union busting and he loves unions so much he would offer his wife's sex on the alter of unionization to prove how much he loves unions.

Also got incredibly mad at the prospect of him having to go to the dump, as if that's not something that adult humans who own a house do all the time.

I'm honestly confused over what you are saying. Phil offered someone sex with his wife?

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DeadBankerDream
01/15/22 4:34:27 AM
#201:


I was poetically saying that Phil was doing everything he could to convince his audience that he was not calling for union busting while he was clearly calling for union busting.

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