Current Events > DSPGaming General Twenty Four: Philza[Banned by Twitch]

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Guys stop asking for movie reviews, co op gameplay and interviews! He has no time! Suggest something simple, like wearing a hat!

DSP's idea of a good suggestion: "Keep doing exactly what you've been doing all along. Your content is great, and you are the only honest and authentic person on the internet. Anyone who suggests you need to change is a jealous hater."

This is something else, yes he actually used this on stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBJB0-5rYNI

Mr "I vet everything that comes onto my stream" is a complete moron.

BlackBlueButts posted...

Mr "I vet everything that comes onto my stream" is a complete moron.

If he watched it, it can't be more than the first 5 seconds. This isn't the first time this has happened.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1492012781977018373?s=20&t=iORVeHsrk0V9nhiz8uedJA

Great stream, but you idiots didn't pay me $100 to put on a hat.

Yeah his "Skyrim Hat" which is just a cheap plastic viking hat.

https://youtu.be/PDBFoazKZ00

Jaxor drops 150 dollars on the Street Fighter stream.

Phill immediately 'stealthily' asks his favourite cash cow if he will stick around when King of Fighters replaces Street Fighter.

Yeah, I came back to post this. DSP is giving up Street Fighter for a bit?

Ah, I think I just put it together before I even ask the question, but I'll still ask. Is this because KoF has a new game coming out and that's going to be the, "Fighting," game day game?

Yeah. KoF 14 or 15 is coming out in like a few days or weeks and for some reason Phil decided that will be his fighting game of the week for a while.

I'm not why.

Imagine wasting $150 on DSP. That doesn't even cover the cost of what he spends eating out on a day off, and whether DSP gets that money or not, his streams stay exactly the same. If you gave that kind of money to another content creator, they'd probably give you access to early content or let you pick a game for them to play or a movie for them to review. DSP offers to put on a hat and vest. You'd literally be better off flushing the money down the toilet--telling someone you flushed $150 down the toilet would be less embarrassing than telling them you gave the money to DarksydePhil.

Lol, derich got impersonated. When he complained, he got banned instead of the troll by accident.

pokeytrader posted...

Imagine wasting $150 on DSP. That doesn't even cover the cost of what he spends eating out on a day off, and whether DSP gets that money or not, his streams stay exactly the same. If you gave that kind of money to another content creator, they'd probably give you access to early content or let you pick a game for them to play or a movie for them to review. DSP offers to put on a hat and vest. You'd literally be better off flushing the money down the toilet--telling someone you flushed $150 down the toilet would be less embarrassing than telling them you gave the money to DarksydePhil.

I know a few smaller streamers who have it set up so they made up a document of a bunch of games they have in their collection, then people donate to them and have their donations go towards a game on the list. Whichever games wins the vote will be the next one they play. The one streamer I watch has two days out of the week where he plays the "Viewer's Choice" game and he always finishes them, no matter if they are bad or not.

MasterVG782 posted...

I know a few smaller streamers who have it set up so they made up a document of a bunch of games they have in their collection, then people donate to them and have their donations go towards a game on the list. Whichever games wins the vote will be the next one they play. The one streamer I watch has two days out of the week where he plays the "Viewer's Choice" game and he always finishes them, no matter if they are bad or not.

Now that's how you do it. Yet DSP can rage quit games and say "Thanks for the money dummies" and those same people will throw money at him still no matter what.

https://youtu.be/Z1ARL4QlyhE?t=415

Phil shits on any fan he has ever had that at one point watched his content, but stopped doing so because it changed into something different that they weren't enjoying.

Phil can't help but rant at people who enjoy things he doesn't. Why does he have to hate on people who like challenge in games? He'll never shed the king of hate moniker.

If I had to guess, I would say the majority of DSP's current viewers would prefer his old content over his modern content. The choice is sex jokes and racial humor vs. non-stop begging and paywalled hats. Neither is great, but one is objectively more entertaining than the other.

https://youtu.be/34ELfc5b470?t=269

Phil says he makes 5 bucks of ad revenue on a given stream, which is nothing and doesn't add up.

It's literally 60 dollars a week.

That's nothing to him.

DeadBankerDream posted...

https://youtu.be/34ELfc5b470?t=269

Phil says he makes 5 bucks of ad revenue on a given stream, which is nothing and doesn't add up.

It's literally 60 dollars a week.

That's nothing to him.

So basically he can get a new game every week that way.

Yep.

And that's the ad revenue for the streams themselves. Doesn't count the revenue from his chopped up videos on demand. The thousands of them.

Also, here's Phil not knowing who Nelson Mandela is:

https://youtu.be/O3AbJ0x2Bmc?t=195

Five dollars for one stream is nothing? That's a great message to send to the non-whale viewers who might be thinking about tipping.

Bruh

Dsp has been noticing that Jasper's bowls have mold on them, which means he never cleans them.

BlackBlueButts posted...

Bruh

Dsp has been noticing that Jasper's bowls have mold on them, which means he never cleans them.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/5/AAQD8fAACKNt.png

what the fuck man why does he own an animal if he can't clean its fucking bowls.

It takes like 2 minutes, soap, water, and a rag. Or just use your hand.

Ffs

Slayer_22 posted...

what the fuck man why does he own an animal if he can't clean its fucking bowls.

It takes like 2 minutes, soap, water, and a rag. Or just use your hand.

Ffs

This is the same cat that had a uti because of a dirty litterbox, and instead of rushing it to the vet he decided to wait a week for it to go down.

BlackBlueButts posted...

Bruh

Dsp has been noticing that Jasper's bowls have mold on them, which means he never cleans them.

Holy shit. Mold isn't something that happens in 2 days.

This asshole is completely unfit to have any kind of pet.

It's always a bit weird when he reveals information like that. I assume he meant to show how humid it is in his house or how busy he is (ie: he'll need to clean that mold). Either way, poor DSP. Instead, as with many of his stories, it makes him look stupid and lazy. Almost every story he tells about his life outside of the stream unintentionally portrays him as a guy who is barely capable of functioning as an adult.

pokeytrader posted...

It's always a bit weird when he reveals information like that. I assume he meant to show how humid it is in his house or how busy he is (ie: he'll need to clean that mold). Either way, poor DSP. Instead, as with many of his stories, it makes him look stupid and lazy. Almost every story he tells about his life outside of the stream unintentionally portrays him as a guy who is barely capable of functioning as an adult.

I mean I get why HE does it. Everything is to show us how hard his life is, but when he discloses information like this it doesn't make his life look hard.

It makes him look like a complete tool.

https://youtu.be/PmQu_kuD2pE

New intro. He definitely just looks at the first 2 seconds then uploads it.

https://youtu.be/luADsqeWB3E

What the fuck is wrong with this person? It's categorically impossible for him to have a normal day off without something going completely off the rails and it's always someone elses' fault.

The people who design his wife's work schedule are idiots
The Italian restaurants of Seattle are idiots
The garbage workers of Seattle are idiots
The city ordinances of Seattle were made by idiots
His garbage disposal is a detractor
The Japanese restaurants of Seattle are idiots

Never Phil's fault, everyone other than him is an idiot. Kat will be too if they ever break up.

While I do think he exaggerates some of this to get views ("Oh my God, wait until you hear about what happened on my day off!!!1!"), he really is incredibly dumb. He expects everything to work in a way that benefits him, and he's completely baffled when that doesn't happen.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1494009578324852739?t=msR0Ecyiuj4Aphic518O2w&s=19

God his hate boner for Street Fighter V is immense. Like he was personally attacked by the game or something.

This valentine's day disaster is the same as his wife's birthday. He refuses to plan anything until the day off, then rants about everything screwing him over because he can't get bookings.

Another night stream where he doesn't even get to $50 in tips.

pokeytrader posted...

Another night stream where he doesn't even get to $50 in tips.

*slaps thigh and sighs*

I can't have this, guys. I really want to play this game. You wanted to see it too!

Ugh,the way he talked about the door dash order was awful. Driver was doing another delivery on the way, so phil ranted that his food was going to get cold, then tried to take back the tip and ranted when he couldn't do that.

BlackBlueButts posted...

Ugh,the way he talked about the door dash order was awful. Driver was doing another delivery on the way, so phil ranted that his food was going to get cold, then tried to take back the tip and ranted when he couldn't do that.

I had a situation like that. I ordered some food and the driver took 3 deliveries at once. My only issue was that it was gonna show up well after I'd have left fro work, an hour late.

I just contacted doordash and told them to cancel it in exchange for credit. If you doordash food, expect it to be lukewarm at best tbh.

https://youtu.be/_zVGdltLbOE

Always love secret's stuff.

Phil played KoF and the excuses flew around like no tomorrow.

He got hit by a juggle and immediatly yelled "autocombo", and shit like input lag, dropped combos, etc.

He was his good old toxic self.

KOF 15 looks pretty fun, my jaw dropped when I saw phil was playing a literal dinosaur.

He already set up his crying about KoF when he said his fans told him the PS5 version had worse input lag than the Xbox version. That was basically an excuse for him to go to town on blaming any loss on bad input lag.

I don't know why he plays anything online. It's a few fleeting moments of "Ha, get fucked, bitch!" when he wins versus an endless number of salty complaints and excuses when he loses. Though I suppose the same thing can be said about his offline play... or his life in general.

I'M PRESSING BUTTONS!

*shows controller where he is, indeed, pressing buttons*

He is considering dropping horizon because of low tips.

BlackBlueButts posted...

He is considering dropping horizon because of low tips.

waaaaagequit

New game played all day, and both streams are "slow." 13-year legacy, yet he still has no idea what games his fans want to see.

Yeah, horizon is gonna get sent to banworld.

Mr Variety stream of course, never blames himself for being boring but blames his fans for not being engaged. He states that "people donate a lot for fighting games and souls, but not this".

Dude. Stop playing every single game and just play the ones that make you money, that's what your audience wants to see since you rage at them. Why wouldn't they go to a more entertaining streamer for Horizon?

Since most of his income comes from a small group of people, he should ask those people what they want to see, then play those games almost exclusively. He needs to move beyond this delusion that lots of people watch him and want to see a variety of games.

Some dude super chatted $100 and dsp very grudgingly thanked him for it, but he should have done it as a tip!

BlackBlueButts posted...

Some dude super chatted $100 and dsp very grudgingly thanked him for it, but he should have done it as a tip!

How dare you spend money on DSP in a way that isn't IMMEDIATELY gratifying!