Current Events > DSPGaming General Twenty Four: Philza[Banned by Twitch]

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DeadBankerDream
12/10/21 5:18:13 PM
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DeadBankerDream
12/10/21 5:18:24 PM
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MC_BatCommander
12/10/21 5:27:08 PM
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Lol at the title, will done

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LightningAce11
12/10/21 5:52:20 PM
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Tag.

I didn't realize how big a fan phil is of Jeff Keighley.

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DevilZhouYu
12/10/21 7:04:22 PM
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Much thanks for the mention.

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Bad_Mojo
12/10/21 8:07:23 PM
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Thanks for the tag

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g0ldie
12/10/21 8:53:49 PM
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I watched a bit of his opening podcast thing, and a viewer was like, "I'm willing to play It Takes Two with you"

and DSP turned them down, saying it's not something he's into. dude lacks any sense of graciousness and business acumen.

like, if he's willing to accept the person's offer, other viewers will see he's willing to offer something more and it might get them to contribute more.

also, he went on some spiel about how he doesn't need friends, like they're a liability/waste of time, or something like that.

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LightningAce11
12/10/21 9:01:16 PM
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Phil is a sociopath.

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DevilZhouYu
12/10/21 9:09:28 PM
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g0ldie posted...
I watched a bit of his opening podcast thing, and a viewer was like, "I'm willing to play It Takes Two with you"

and DSP turned them down, saying it's not something he's into. dude lacks any sense of graciousness and business acumen.

like, if he's willing to accept the person's offer, other viewers will see he's willing to offer something more and it might get them to contribute more.

also, he went on some spiel about how he doesn't need friends, like they're a liability/waste of time, or something like that.
It genuinely amazes me how much money he constantly throws away just because he doesn't want to do something simple, or do something involving his fan base.

He does this to himself all the time. It'd be hilarious if it weren't so sad.

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Nintendo_Porn
12/10/21 9:14:46 PM
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Tag

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dancing_cactuar
12/10/21 9:24:05 PM
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g0ldie posted...
I watched a bit of his opening podcast thing, and a viewer was like, "I'm willing to play It Takes Two with you"

and DSP turned them down, saying it's not something he's into. dude lacks any sense of graciousness and business acumen.

like, if he's willing to accept the person's offer, other viewers will see he's willing to offer something more and it might get them to contribute more.

also, he went on some spiel about how he doesn't need friends, like they're a liability/waste of time, or something like that.
Wew, you'd think now would be the time to jump on that game since it won GOTY at the game awards, but that would require interaction with someone outside of his bubble.

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Vyrulisse
12/10/21 9:54:32 PM
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His viewers need to learn he will never ever play with them. He's so terrified of actual interaction he turns off every single social aspect of multiplayer games before he even joins them.

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WallStreetWolf
12/11/21 12:06:44 AM
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To be fair, certain circles would just harass people that play with him so I sort of get it

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GiftedACIII
12/11/21 12:14:20 AM
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lol the title

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g0ldie
12/11/21 3:31:24 AM
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WallStreetWolf posted...
To be fair, certain circles would just harass people that play with him so I sort of get it
idk if that's his reason for not playing with his viewers.

that would mean him caring for the well-being of others over potential monetary gain.

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pokeytrader
12/11/21 5:05:04 AM
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Doing multiplayer with viewers means he risks being trolled, and it also forces him to put in slightly more effort in order to organize things. Maybe there's some potential for bringing in extra viewers/support, but he'd rather just play by himself and beg.
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LightningAce11
12/11/21 5:06:12 AM
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He's done multiplayer with viewers before, like papavera in minecraft.

But that just involved papavera building and setting up things for the stream while phil sat back and enjoyed.

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DeadBankerDream
12/11/21 5:08:50 AM
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Didn't he do some Halo multiplayer with a mod recently?

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pokeytrader
12/11/21 5:14:24 AM
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I can't recall which game it was, but I remember a multiplayer session where the people he was playing with were more talkative and entertaining than he was, and he seemed to not like that. That's another downside for him: communicating live with other people exposes just how bad he is at being "interactive."
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DeadBankerDream
12/11/21 5:46:02 AM
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In his game awards rant he said that obscene, unprofessional performances is "typical of that kind of music" regarding a rap performance at the game awards in a past show.

He claims that game awards now a days are more about games as an artistic medium, but he also thinks that associating it with any musical performance where they say fuck is unprofessional.

How can your brain function like this?

He's also defending gamers picking a game that wasn't out during the time of voting as game of the year over journalists picking a game he hasn't played and therefore its wrong.

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pokeytrader
12/11/21 6:47:55 AM
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Obscene and unprofessional? This from the guy who can't go five seconds without saying the F-word and spends every stream assaulting his viewers' ears with snorts, throat clears, and belches. I know I've said it multiple times, but he really needs to stop criticizing anyone about anything.
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DevilZhouYu
12/11/21 11:47:05 AM
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pokeytrader posted...
Obscene and unprofessional? This from the guy who can't go five seconds without saying the F-word and spends every stream assaulting his viewers' ears with snorts, throat clears, and belches. I know I've said it multiple times, but he really needs to stop criticizing anyone about anything.
That would require him to be self-aware.

And we all know how self-aware he is.

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LightningAce11
12/11/21 10:13:17 PM
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He's convinced that people follow him around in that street fighter game when by his own admission he says it's very hard to get matches.

Maybe those people are just trying to play active players.

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pokeytrader
12/12/21 1:09:12 AM
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"Support is low. Sadly, support has been very slow. Support has been slow."

I'm sure complaining about the problem constantly on Twitter instead of actually making changes is going to fix things.
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Nazanir
12/12/21 7:30:17 AM
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https://twitter.com/pcgamer/status/1469605699269578752?t=zMi1k_FreBeZsPGdAww_2A&s=19

How upset will Phil be over this?

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pokeytrader
12/12/21 8:06:42 AM
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That's in the same vein as people who enjoy their job enough that they'll tell you (half-jokingly) they don't really consider it work. However, it says something about DSP that this is his dream job--which he loves--but he treats it like the hardest thing ever and always seems relieved to get a day off.
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DeadBankerDream
12/12/21 4:17:04 PM
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https://youtu.be/ObBa5ZXnDbE

Phil and Chat were in fact not on a break, just a pause.

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LightningAce11
12/12/21 6:53:41 PM
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Phil whined that he never gets presents for Christmas but then showed off his newly donated $200 fight stick.

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DeadBankerDream
12/12/21 7:20:19 PM
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https://youtu.be/lIJecEtGQDg

Received a 200 dollar superchat (so 140 dollar payout for him)

An hour later he whining nobody is tipping him, even though he has 115 dollars in tips for that one stream in addition to those 200 dollars.

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MC_BatCommander
12/12/21 7:45:31 PM
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He only cares about tips because that's money he can waste right away

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dancing_cactuar
12/12/21 8:21:24 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
He only cares about tips because that's money he can waste right away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w4pzW_yRBQ

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DeadBankerDream
12/13/21 2:12:50 PM
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https://youtu.be/h0JAJXyjJQY

Just the first 30 seconds of the video.

When you get older Christmas is just another day, because you don't get presents.

The day is not special if nobody gives him material goods.

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LightningAce11
12/13/21 2:53:46 PM
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Apparently snort burnell got super thanks on youtube before dsp. How long till he finds out?

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LightningAce11
12/13/21 8:07:30 PM
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He's now demanding that people tip him on his break.

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pokeytrader
12/13/21 10:57:53 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Just the first 30 seconds of the video.

When you get older Christmas is just another day, because you don't get presents.

The day is not special if nobody gives him material goods.
So his parents and wife don't get him presents? That must be a direct shot at them since he has no other friends or family in his life. Again, he tells everyone how the world works based on his experiences as a miserable hermit who has gone out of his way to turn his back on every friend he ever had while avoiding making new friends.

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DeadBankerDream
12/14/21 12:47:04 AM
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pokeytrader posted...
So his parents and wife don't get him presents? That must be a direct shot at them since he has no other friends or family in his life. Again, he tells everyone how the world works based on his experiences as a miserable hermit who has gone out of his way to turn his back on every friend he ever had while avoiding making new friends.
I'm assuming he gets tiny knick knacks like a sweater or other clothing, but he doesn't count that as a true Wolverine figure-esque present. Not something to get excited for or to make the day special.

Essentially it seems he's treating Christmas as a day off where he doesn't have to go buy things.

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Nazanir
12/14/21 1:23:44 AM
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Sitting on your ass all day is hard work:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1470630015469457409?t=prrxzdDml5rI1Dje_YOYlw&s=19

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LightningAce11
12/14/21 2:06:19 AM
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Physically drained from begging, probably. His streams are not 10 hour days like he claims.

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pokeytrader
12/14/21 5:45:24 AM
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He yawns and comes close to falling asleep on a regular basis, but I'm sure that's from his grueling schedule, not because he stays up until 3 A.M. drinking every night. Also, if he finds Halo so exhausting that he wants to play something else, it's unfortunate that his manager won't let him switch games midstream.
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LightningAce11
12/14/21 10:04:33 PM
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He got some new artwork for vice city, and now he wants that person to design his merchandise for free.

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Slayer_22
12/14/21 11:23:55 PM
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No one ever tags me in the new topic, pfffft.

LightningAce11 posted...
He got some new artwork for vice city, and now he wants that person to design his merchandise for free.

Well, of course, it's a fan contribution. Imagine the exposure!

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Nazanir
12/15/21 1:30:35 AM
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It amazes me how ungrateful he can be. He can get a 200 dollar superchat, but still complain about slow support.

In fact, he has been complaining about slow support way more than usual.

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DeadBankerDream
12/15/21 1:32:11 AM
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How often is he whale calling these days? It almost feels like every day Snort Burnell or some other detractor has a new example.

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pokeytrader
12/15/21 1:40:59 AM
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Seems like close to half of his tweets contain some variation of "sadly, support has been very low, so please swing by if you can." And probably three-quarters or more mention support in general.

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LightningAce11
12/15/21 4:57:58 AM
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Told a stream chatter that it was rude to ask how much money he makes.

But it's not rude to constantly beg your fans to pay your bills and ban them when they don't donate?

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pokeytrader
12/15/21 5:27:24 AM
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Every aspect of his content and social media presence revolves around money, and he's reached the point where he will beg for money to pay for specific expenses, sometimes even with specific dollar values (ie: the thousand dollar shower repair). But don't ask him about money.
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LightningAce11
12/15/21 7:00:31 PM
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The wings subreddit got banned again.

Phil needs to thank his lucky stars his detractors are not as bad.

Wings cannot have a moment of peace, even if he tries to ignore them and get off the internet. They'll swat him and get him fired from any place he tries to work at if he doesn't hop back in front of the webcam and give them reactions.

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LightningAce11
12/16/21 4:37:27 PM
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https://mobile.twitter.com/davy_davyson/status/1471560255557586948

Lol

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Storm Chamber
12/16/21 7:10:56 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
In his game awards rant he said that obscene, unprofessional performances is "typical of that kind of music" regarding a rap performance at the game awards in a past show.

He claims that game awards now a days are more about games as an artistic medium, but he also thinks that associating it with any musical performance where they say fuck is unprofessional.

How can your brain function like this?

This from a man who at the height of his popularity had a curse in every other sentence.

Who cursed no less than 3 times directly after making that statement

His transformation over the years has been nothing short of amazing for all the wrong reasons.

From sex-crazed 20-something that desperately needed to get laid to a pushing 40 prude in a loveless marriage.

From trash talking "pro" fighting game player to "mature adult" who wouldn't be caught dead shopping at stores populated by those people for the safety of himself and his "family."

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pokeytrader
12/17/21 12:50:27 AM
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He was at $7 in tips near the end of the night stream, and ended up with a total of $10 after a lot of stalling.
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