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LightningAce11
07/05/21 3:37:21 AM
#402:


It's always so funny to see the scammer get scammed - car repair charged him $600 to replace a tire.

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WallStreetWolf
07/05/21 3:46:30 AM
#403:


LightningAce11 posted...
It's always so funny to see the scammer get scammed - car repair charged him $600 to replace a tire.

We don't know that. He could be making up a price so he gets more sympathy donations. Never believe anything he says

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pokeytrader
07/05/21 4:15:41 AM
#404:


I can believe he's spending $9000 a month on bills. Should he be spending that much? Of course not. But I can believe he's so stupid and out of touch with reality that he not only does spend that much but actually thinks there's nothing wrong with doing so.

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DeadBankerDream
07/05/21 5:11:12 AM
#405:


He absolutely does not spend 9k on bills every month. That's clearly a lie.

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pokeytrader
07/05/21 5:33:42 AM
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Maybe I should have said "expenses" instead of "bills." What I'm saying is, he's legitimately blowing through $9000 a month, much of it on things he doesn't need. He's not saving any of it for the future.
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DeadBankerDream
07/05/21 5:37:45 AM
#407:


Sure, I can believe he spends 3k on bills and then another 6k on food.

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LightningAce11
07/05/21 5:47:17 AM
#408:


Plus wwe champions.

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pokeytrader
07/05/21 5:49:26 AM
#409:


If we could somehow see a real breakdown of where the money goes each month, I think we would be dumbfounded. With that much money coming in and so little to show for it, he's gotta be spending on things we can't even imagine. It can't all be going to food and gacha games.
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Slayer_22
07/05/21 6:30:57 AM
#410:


I wonder what gacha games DSP actually plays, other than Champions?
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Nazanir
07/05/21 10:00:33 AM
#411:


pokeytrader posted...
If we could somehow see a real breakdown of where the money goes each month, I think we would be dumbfounded. With that much money coming in and so little to show for it, he's gotta be spending on things we can't even imagine. It can't all be going to food and gacha games.
We did, the bankruptcy filing. Phil listed 5.000 dollars in business expenses, yet never specified what those were.

Look, of coursehe buys games, but nowhere near 5k a month. With that kind of money he could buy a top of the line PC every month and still have 2k left.

So something isn't adding up. He doesn't seem like a drug addict, so yeah coupled with what we've seen about the gacha game, it's safe to say he is whaling for that game.

Speaking of which:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1411963839592075267?s=19

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dancing_cactuar
07/05/21 5:30:17 PM
#412:


Nazanir posted...
We did, the bankruptcy filing. Phil listed 5.000 dollars in business expenses, yet never specified what those were.

Look, of coursehe buys games, but nowhere near 5k a month. With that kind of money he could buy a top of the line PC every month and still have 2k left.

So something isn't adding up. He doesn't seem like a drug addict, so yeah coupled with what we've seen about the gacha game, it's safe to say he is whaling for that game.

Speaking of which:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1411963839592075267?s=19
Wow, a game he's currently playing/already played twice, a game he's already played, a game he hates, and a game he's already played, what an amazing selection that will surely bring out the whales.

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DeadBankerDream
07/05/21 6:12:47 PM
#413:


He hates FF7?

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LightningAce11
07/05/21 11:05:14 PM
#414:


https://youtu.be/q-2JIemLZ2Y

"If EMP's shut down electrical devices, why don't humans die from it? Our brains have electrical impulses!"

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DeadBankerDream
07/06/21 3:59:14 AM
#415:


I don't watch his streams, just the detractor videos on them. Does he actually blame lag every single time he dies in Call of Duty, or at least a significant amount of deaths, or is it like he dies 50 times and they clip the one time he bitches like a baby?

Not saying they're doing wrong with those clippings, or that his patheticness is justifiable if its lesser than depicted, just want a more wholesome picture of his behavior.

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LightningAce11
07/06/21 5:08:05 AM
#416:


I've attended his streams every now and then, and most of the time the first thing I hear is money talk, insulting someone or whining.

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pokeytrader
07/06/21 1:09:51 PM
#417:


So for this upcoming fundraising marathon, he'll be playing Fallout New Vegas, a game he's already currently playing, meaning that there's nothing special about this at all. And he's doing this to raise money to pay the bills. He recently lowered the tips goal to $100, then put it up to $150. If he "needs" so much money to pay his monthly bills, then why not leave the tips goal at $200 and avoid having this marathon? Wait, I know. It's because setting a ridiculous goal for the marathon (my guess is 2 or 3 thousand) will con stupid people into giving him way more money than they would during a regular stream. Even if he "only" gets something like $700, he still comes out ahead.
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Bad_Mojo
07/06/21 1:35:05 PM
#418:


Yeah, not sure why people call him stupid. Like, I get it. There are plenty of things he does that makes him look dumb, but he is a pretty good salesperson, IMO. Most sales people are con artists at heart and hes no different.

If only he could act like a decent person, but hes always a jerk.

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MC_BatCommander
07/06/21 1:37:45 PM
#419:


I mean he might be good at conning his whales but he's definitely stupid. No one who makes what he does should be filing for bankruptcy and letting mortgages default.

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pokeytrader
07/06/21 1:59:15 PM
#420:


He's got a certain low cunning that allows him to make a lot of money for very little effort, much of it out of the wallets of people who do not seem as if they should be making their own financial decisions. But if he was actually smart, he would use that money instead of wasting it the instant it comes in. The whole "tips help me because I get that money right away" philosophy illustrates his total lack of foresight. A smart man would realize that begging for a living cannot be sustained indefinitely, especially with a shrinking fan base and an aging mind that is increasingly out of touch with the world around him. I don't know that I buy into that concept of "Pigroach Luck," but I do think what success he's had has much more to do with luck than brains.

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Bad_Mojo
07/06/21 5:20:49 PM
#421:


MC_BatCommander posted...
I mean he might be good at conning his whales but he's definitely stupid. No one who makes what he does should be filing for bankruptcy and letting mortgages default.

For sure

IDK know to really phrase it. I guess it really is more of this -

pokeytrader posted...
He's got a certain low cunning

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LightningAce11
07/06/21 5:49:25 PM
#422:


Says he lost $70 when psn charged him for renewal.

This dude really believes he should be given that stuff for free.

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DeadBankerDream
07/06/21 6:07:53 PM
#423:


LightningAce11 posted...
Says he lost $70 when psn charged him for renewal.

This dude really believes he should be given that stuff for free.
He started out the conversation as a "I forgot to cancel renewal on a subscription and got charged, sucks" sort of deal, which I'm sure a lot of people can relate to, though not so much the using it as a begging tool online. But then he continues on that he was going to renew it anyway to play games on the system.

So... you didn't spend any money you weren't going to spend anyway. So what's the problem?

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Bad_Mojo
07/06/21 6:12:11 PM
#424:


^ For some reason he cleans out some of his accounts, I think. He gets overcharged a lot because he doesn't keep like a baseline of $250 or something in his account for cases like this. Like, I think get gets to write PSN off on his taxes, so that would be something he would pay with PayPal. But he always cleans out the PayPal account, and then something goes to charge him like this, and he's making withdraw fees or whatever.

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DeadBankerDream
07/06/21 6:14:52 PM
#425:


Also for someone with such big money issues he sure doesn't give a shit to save a little here and there. If he'd just remembered, or made a note of it like a normal person, that his PSN was about to run out, he could have gotten a years worth at 25% off like a month ago.

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LightningAce11
07/07/21 12:18:40 AM
#426:


With zero self awareness, ranted about how nintendo are idiots and their fans have stockholm syndrome.

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pokeytrader
07/07/21 3:12:08 AM
#427:


DeadBankerDream posted...
Also for someone with such big money issues he sure doesn't give a shit to save a little here and there. If he'd just remembered, or made a note of it like a normal person, that his PSN was about to run out, he could have gotten a years worth at 25% off like a month ago.
His refusal to cut costs is especially egregious when you think about how hard he has been pushing his fans to hit the tips goals. His fans have to hit the goals or he won't be able to pay his bills, but DSP feels no real obligation to reduce his own spending.
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Nazanir
07/07/21 4:30:20 AM
#428:


pokeytrader posted...
His refusal to cut costs is especially egregious when you think about how hard he has been pushing his fans to hit the tips goals. His fans have to hit the goals or he won't be able to pay his bills, but DSP feels no real obligation to reduce his own spending.
I believe that Phil believes that any problem can and should be solved by throwing money at it. So whenever something happens "unexpectedly" revolving around money, he gets upset.

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Balnazarr
07/07/21 2:45:12 PM
#429:


He puts his bills on autopay. Should tell you all you need to know hes full of shit.
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LightningAce11
07/07/21 7:20:51 PM
#430:


Mario Gahlf has been sent to banworld.

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DeadBankerDream
07/07/21 7:30:57 PM
#431:


LightningAce11 posted...
Mario Gahlf has been sent to banworld.
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LightningAce11
07/07/21 8:10:45 PM
#432:


He ragequit a kid's game after not being handed free wins online.

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Bad_Mojo
07/07/21 10:55:01 PM
#434:


DeadBankerDream posted...
?

He went to play online and I guess everyone had a lot better Clubs than him and could hit the golf ball better. Like, everyone he was playing against had Clubs that gave "Sticky" [I'm just making this Power up] where the ball wouldn't bounce/roll as much, or would give you a +5 to Power. And DSP didn't have these enhanced Clubs yet.

Something like that

https://youtu.be/7TXmV4QliC4

I mean, if that's true, I wouldn't be happy with it either. That does seem a bit unfair. Make it a Rogue-like and let you select 3-5 from a random 10 or something

@DeadBankerDream

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LightningAce11
07/07/21 11:11:23 PM
#435:


It's not just online; phil was struggling with basic mechanics since he started playing the game. Talking about nee clubs doesn't make a difference if he refused to learn how to play.

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Balnazarr
07/08/21 1:20:46 AM
#436:


$230 memory holed. Claims the low tips yesterday negate that tip. Still his dumb fuck whales rush to suck him off. Got a perma ban on the forums for asking. mr. "I dont like DSP" KGhaleon bans me for questioning him. I swear that dude is on 24/7 watching DSPs dead forums like a fucking hawk. DSPs whole fucking fanbase is genuine cancer. Worst part he'll be back on Twitch and will memory hole anyone saying he hated Twitch.

"No u fucking moron. I always loved TWITCH. Youtube is a cesspool. *snort*

And his fans will run to dump their income on him.
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pokeytrader
07/08/21 1:41:28 AM
#437:


It sounds like you need to unlock better clubs by continuing to play the game, so this obviously is a problem for a streamer who plays the game a couple times a week and won't touch it otherwise.
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DeadBankerDream
07/08/21 2:25:04 AM
#438:


Damn, one of the top overall gamers of the country beaten by a kids golf game.

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Nazanir
07/08/21 4:40:22 AM
#439:


pokeytrader posted...
It sounds like you need to unlock better clubs by continuing to play the game, so this obviously is a problem for a streamer who plays the game a couple times a week and won't touch it otherwise.
And as usual, Phil refuses to put in the work. Unlocking new things in CoD by grinding: good. Unlocking new things in Mario Golf by grinding: bad

And as usual, Phil complained about lag, even though a person who was in the same lobby as him posted proof of a perfect connection:

https://twitter.com/XpandDong/status/1412886533691031557?s=19

Then, in chat, someone suggested Phil played with viewers, Phil could make the lobby and then he wouldn't have any lag.

And how do you think our most honest, non toxic, most interactive streamer on the internet reacted: Phil berated the person makinh the suggestion, telling them repeatedly to shut the fuck up.

Can't think of why his viewership is dwindling...

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pokeytrader
07/08/21 7:30:19 AM
#440:


Nazanir posted...
Can't think of why his viewership is dwindling...
Even compared to just a couple years ago, he has grown significantly worse in terms of begging, laziness, and general toxicity. His contempt for gaming and his own viewers shows through in almost everything he does.
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Balnazarr
07/08/21 10:44:36 AM
#441:


https://preview.redd.it/je39sbwfex971.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=33f4fe71e30191bfbdff9b8bf9d4bd26e73763c3

DSPs streams have turned into a mobile game. His whales are paying to see a man child put on clothes.
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Slayer_22
07/08/21 10:45:27 AM
#442:


Balnazarr posted...
https://preview.redd.it/je39sbwfex971.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=33f4fe71e30191bfbdff9b8bf9d4bd26e73763c3

DSPs streams have turned into a mobile game. His whales are paying to see a man child put on clothes.

Lol, incredible
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dancing_cactuar
07/08/21 1:28:50 PM
#443:


Dave should really sue Warner Bros one of these days for using his likeness without his permission in the upcoming Space Jam sequel.


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MC_BatCommander
07/08/21 1:29:39 PM
#444:


Lmao the vest and glasses, I'm dying

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LightningAce11
07/08/21 10:01:34 PM
#446:


https://youtu.be/p6Eaz-1_3iA

You know what I'd love to see? DSP's face deepfaked over this so the resemblance is even more uncanny, and Brent's grunts replaced by Phil's throat clearing and snorts.

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Slayer_22
07/09/21 7:08:05 AM
#447:


Can I be honest? DSP is obviously a shitlord. But...I like him being around. The content about him(TIHYDP and DSP tries it), the community, the memes, I really want to that to continue. Selfish, I know, but I enjoy it a lot. And seeing as the whales are supporting him...yeah, I guess I owe them thanks lol.
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pokeytrader
07/09/21 7:42:39 AM
#448:


In my opinion, the whales make things worse. DSP is most entertaining when he's desperate, and having these whales support him every month means that he doesn't even have to try since he gets a substantial amount of money no matter how lazy his content is. Sure, his begging is off the charts, but there is no evidence that he's in any real financial trouble, and thus he's still pretty boring a lot of the time. I'd love to see a truly desperate DSP who couldn't just rely on the whales but had to actually give his viewers a reason to support him.
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Slayer_22
07/09/21 7:49:20 AM
#449:


pokeytrader posted...
In my opinion, the whales make things worse. DSP is most entertaining when he's desperate, and having these whales support him every month means that he doesn't even have to try since he gets a substantial amount of money no matter how lazy his content is. Sure, his begging is off the charts, but there is no evidence that he's in any real financial trouble, and thus he's still pretty boring a lot of the time. I'd love to see a truly desperate DSP who couldn't just rely on the whales but had to actually give his viewers a reason to support him.

That would be nice. But I also like just watching him be dumb as fuck during playthroughs lol.
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pokeytrader
07/09/21 7:58:52 AM
#450:


Slayer_22 posted...
That would be nice. But I also like just watching him be dumb as fuck during playthroughs lol.
Fair enough. I think his streaming career will continue basically indefinitely, with or without the whales. Somehow, he'll find a way to keep going.
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MasterVG782
07/09/21 9:35:52 AM
#451:


DSP is definitely the cockroach of the streaming world.

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