Poll of the Day > Do you ever think about the fact that it's acceptable to spoil the Bible?

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trodi_911
04/27/21 12:15:03 PM
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I'm just saying that Jesus dies at some point.

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adjl
04/27/21 12:16:23 PM
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Communion during Advent always struck me as being odd for that reason. "We're preparing to celebrate the birth of Jesus oh btw he dies lol."

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ungubby
04/27/21 4:57:02 PM
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imo the ancillary characters are way more interesting the any of the main characters.
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Krazy_Kirby
04/27/21 5:01:12 PM
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everybody dies
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wolfy42
04/27/21 5:11:32 PM
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Armageddon.....the end has already been spoiled!!

Horsemen+Locusts+mass orgies= end of days.


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shadowsword87
04/27/21 5:12:29 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
Armageddon.....the end has already been spoiled!!
Horsemen+Locusts+mass orgies= end of days.

Wait, I missed the mass orgies?
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ParanoidObsessive
04/27/21 5:42:43 PM
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Mostly because, regardless of what GameFAQs believes, spoilers DO have an expiration date.

For reference, it's also acceptable to spoil Shakespeare.
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Zeus
04/27/21 5:50:17 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Mostly because, regardless of what GameFAQs believes, spoilers DO have an expiration date.

No, there's a more fundamental issue at work. Spoiler warnings exist to protect overt works of fiction and some very recent sporting events. Things like history and most sporting results aren't protected.

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Judgmenl
04/27/21 5:51:41 PM
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Jesus Wept.

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CaptainStrong
04/27/21 6:03:33 PM
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Zeus posted...
No, there's a more fundamental issue at work. Spoiler warnings exist to protect overt works of fiction and some very recent sporting events. Things like history and most sporting results aren't protected.
The Bible is a work of fiction.
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Krazy_Kirby
04/27/21 6:05:24 PM
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Zeus posted...


No, there's a more fundamental issue at work. Spoiler warnings exist to protect overt works of fiction and some very recent sporting events. Things like history and most sporting results aren't protected.


so the bible is spoiler protected?
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Unbridled9
04/27/21 6:05:33 PM
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The concept of spoilers always baffled me. Like, what movie/game/book is good but ONLY the first time through when you don't know the outcome?

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agesboy
04/27/21 6:08:19 PM
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mostly because it presents itself as nonfiction so noone cares

Unbridled9 posted...
Like, what movie/game/book is good but ONLY the first time through when you don't know the outcome?
do u know what a plot twist is

stuff like ender's game would be SIGNIFICANTLY worse if you went into it knowing what happens. absolutely the high part of the book is realizing ender has been throwing away lives all this time as he was throwing a fit

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Zeus
04/27/21 6:22:19 PM
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Unbridled9 posted...
The concept of spoilers always baffled me. Like, what movie/game/book is good but ONLY the first time through when you don't know the outcome?

Anything with a big twist is kinda ruined because you know the hidden context up front. Even if the other components are the same, it's not the same experience. You can still enjoy things knowing the twist -- and if the twist is poorly set up or you have different expectations, you might actually enjoy it more -- but it's not the same shit.

Particularly when you know a character is going to betray somebody. It's also silly because in a game you're doing something knowing that you'll be betrayed.

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CaptainStrong
04/27/21 6:52:47 PM
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Unbridled9 posted...
The concept of spoilers always baffled me. Like, what movie/game/book is good but ONLY the first time through when you don't know the outcome?
The Danganronpa and Ace Attorney games aren't ONLY good if you haven't been spoiled, but they're way better without spoilers.
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Metalsonic66
04/27/21 10:04:27 PM
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adjl posted...
Communion during Advent always struck me as being odd for that reason. "We're preparing to celebrate the birth of Jesus oh btw he dies lol."
That's actually a good point

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SunWuKung420
04/27/21 10:05:32 PM
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CaptainStrong posted...
The Bible is a work of fiction.
It's literally a historical document.

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Lokarin
04/27/21 10:15:53 PM
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And Daniel slew his enemies and took their foreskins

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Mead
04/27/21 10:17:35 PM
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Arent there parts of the Bible where they literally just talk about people cumming

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VeeVees
04/27/21 10:29:36 PM
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Judas did it

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CaptainStrong
04/27/21 10:37:38 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
It's literally a historical document.
Yeah, I was wrong. The talking snake, entire planet flooding, and the parting of the Red Sea really happened.
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agesboy
04/27/21 11:00:58 PM
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it doesn't matter if its actually factual or not, all that matters is if its presented as fiction or nonfiction

it's a religious text presented as nonfiction; the bible isn't read for the plot

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FrndNhbrHdCEman
04/27/21 11:15:24 PM
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CaptainStrong posted...
Yeah, I was wrong. The talking snake, entire planet flooding, and the parting of the Red Sea really happened.
SunWu a compulsive liar. Hes even got alts an lies about having em. Dunno if hes a sociopath or what.

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SunWuKung420
04/27/21 11:18:06 PM
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CaptainStrong posted...
Yeah, I was wrong. The talking snake, entire planet flooding, and the parting of the Red Sea really happened.

Just like all taught history, there is some serious embellishment.

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