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Zeus
03/30/21 7:38:33 PM
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https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-politics-jill-biden-dogs-2b1d3f05f2ed91b611998d7363b1ccae

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/30/politics/major-biden-dog-white-house/index.html

The Bidens' dog Major has been involved in another biting incident that required medical attention, two people with knowledge of the incident tell CNN.
The incident, which involved a National Park Service employee, took place on the White House South Lawn on Monday afternoon. The employee was working at the time and needed to stop in order to receive treatment from the White House medical unit.

First lady Jill Biden's press secretary Michael LaRosa told CNN that Major is "still adjusting to his new surroundings."

Kinda stupidly, the way they're talking suggests that nothing is going to change even after a second biting. Apparently Biden also doesn't always leash the dog (he was leashed during this attack) while walking him despite the dog already having bitten somebody >_>


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GunslingerGunsl
03/30/21 7:39:42 PM
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Sounds like a job for Cesar Milan.
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Lokarin
03/30/21 7:40:59 PM
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doesn't the law require they put the dog down?

I mean, I don't want that to happen... but isn't that the law?

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Metalsonic66
03/30/21 7:42:00 PM
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Joe needs to give it more walkies

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papercup
03/30/21 7:42:41 PM
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Lokarin posted...
doesn't the law require they put the dog down?

I mean, I don't want that to happen... but isn't that the law?

Laws don't apply to Presidents apparently.

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Nichtcrawler X
03/30/21 7:54:17 PM
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"Yes, Major nipped someone on a walk. Out of an abundance of caution, the individual was seen by WHMU and then returned to work without injury."

That one sentence from the article seems to undermine the entire narrative Zeus is going for...

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Blightzkrieg
03/30/21 8:07:03 PM
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Can they impooch the dog

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Zeus
03/30/21 8:12:04 PM
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Lokarin posted...
doesn't the law require they put the dog down?

I mean, I don't want that to happen... but isn't that the law?

One law for us, another for them.

At any rate, I'm not sure that's a federal law so it might vary area to area and there are probably some additional caveats on it. That and Biden could pardon the dog anyway.

Nichtcrawler X posted...
That one sentence from the article seems to undermine the entire narrative Zeus is going for...

...because that was a claim made by a press secretary looking to minimize the incident. However, the simple fact that medical personnel were involved means that the bite was serious enough to draw blood because you're not taking somebody to see a doctor over a bite that didn't even break the skin. More importantly, this is the SECOND person he's bit this month and it comes right after he finished being "trained" after the last bite. You might want to pay attention to those facts instead of only looking at what a press secretary says.

And it's not my "narrative," this is all literally what the press is saying.

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ReturnOfFa
03/30/21 8:33:05 PM
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Lokarin posted...
doesn't the law require they put the dog down?

I mean, I don't want that to happen... but isn't that the law?
Uhh, I don't think there are laws where you put down a dog any time it bites someone.

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ReturnOfFa
03/30/21 8:33:26 PM
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Not that I'm defending bad doggy training!

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Krazy_Kirby
03/30/21 9:01:30 PM
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thought animal control put dogs to sleep after they attack someone
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shadowsword87
03/30/21 9:08:34 PM
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Y'all need more important things to worry about.
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ReturnOfFa
03/30/21 9:10:26 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
thought animal control put dogs to sleep after they attack someone
bit of discrepancy between a bite and an attack with a lot of grey area in between.

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ArvTheGreat
03/30/21 9:17:02 PM
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dogs reflect on their owners behaviors

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ArvTheGreat
03/30/21 9:19:15 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AJYdfEObD28

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Zeus
03/31/21 4:35:16 AM
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ReturnOfFa posted...
Uhh, I don't think there are laws where you put down a dog any time it bites someone.

It's not a matter of "any time," some states have laws for repeat offenses and may euthanize after one severe offense. Generally when *any* bite happens, a dog can be taken from the owner but that's usually because a complaint is filed. Very few people are going to file a complaint against the president, unless that president is Trump at which point they'll look for anything they can find... which is probably why Trump didn't have pets.

ReturnOfFa posted...
bit of discrepancy between a bite and an attack with a lot of grey area in between.

A bite is an attack.


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wolfy42
03/31/21 12:42:42 PM
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Nobody is asking the real questions.

Did that person taste good?

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GunslingerGunsl
03/31/21 12:44:00 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
Nobody is asking the real questions.

Did that person taste good?
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aHappySacka
03/31/21 1:47:28 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
Can they impooch the dog
Not one comment about this?

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hockey7318
03/31/21 1:51:50 PM
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It's got one comment now.
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adjl
03/31/21 6:27:48 PM
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Zeus posted...
which is probably why Trump didn't have pets.

Yes, I'm sure Trump didn't have pets because he was worried that if he ever became president that wouldn't be enough to prevent people from complaining if his pets ever hurt somebody. That sounds very plausible.

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Metalsonic66
03/31/21 7:22:33 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
Can they impooch the dog
That's a howling good pun

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adjl
03/31/21 7:25:26 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
That's a howling good pun

Eh, it's a little ruff around the edges.

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AC_Dragonfire
03/31/21 9:26:09 PM
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Get that fucking dog out of there before it really hurts someone.
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ReturnOfFa
03/31/21 9:30:53 PM
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Zeus posted...
It's not a matter of "any time," some states have laws for repeat offenses and may euthanize after one severe offense. Generally when *any* bite happens, a dog can be taken from the owner but that's usually because a complaint is filed. Very few people are going to file a complaint against the president, unless that president is Trump at which point they'll look for anything they can find... which is probably why Trump didn't have pets.

A bite is an attack.
https://tinyurl.com/5jw39rpc

https://tinyurl.com/9mvknj97

Being nipped at by a dog isn't the same as having a dog lock onto your leg and shake it. Even if a dog bites you and draws blood - the dog isn't bloody sent off to the gallows.

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ReturnOfFa
03/31/21 9:31:33 PM
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but yeah dumb ole Biden should just hire a super-handler

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Blightzkrieg
03/31/21 9:45:09 PM
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adjl posted...
Eh, it's a little ruff around the edges.
Can we knot do this

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adjl
03/31/21 9:47:56 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
Can we knot do this

Branching out into tree puns? Oakay.

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zebatov
03/31/21 9:48:18 PM
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papercup posted...
Laws don't apply to Presidents apparently.


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deoxxys
03/31/21 10:06:46 PM
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Sounds about right, just like no one cared about trump before he was president, no one cares about Bidens dog until he was president

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Krazy_Kirby
03/31/21 10:37:03 PM
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ReturnOfFa posted...

https://tinyurl.com/5jw39rpc

https://tinyurl.com/9mvknj97

Being nipped at by a dog isn't the same as having a dog lock onto your leg and shake it. Even if a dog bites you and draws blood - the dog isn't bloody sent off to the gallows.


clearly a problem since it's happened at least twice, and it's likely to happen again.
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teddy241
03/31/21 11:21:23 PM
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put the got damb dog down. dog bites are serious. people can receive life altering injuries from k9 bites
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FatalAccident
03/31/21 11:36:00 PM
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aHappySacka posted...
Not one comment about this?
Bruh thats what I was wondering

10/10 pun getting no love bro

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Zeus
04/01/21 12:40:38 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
clearly a problem since it's happened at least twice, and it's likely to happen again.

I think ROF wants to wait until it kills somebody before taking it seriously... -_-

Actually, given that an owner can be charged when their pet kills somebody, is that something that could actually take Biden out of office or would he have absolute immunity? I guess even if Biden's dog killed somebody -- or even if Biden did it himself -- they'd need to have an impeachment hearing and there aren't nearly enough votes to impeach.

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Metalsonic66
04/01/21 2:05:53 AM
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helIy
04/01/21 2:08:09 AM
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there's zeus

talking about how biden should be impeached because his german shepherd dog nipped at someone

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Molitheus
04/01/21 6:56:41 AM
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Man, you can tell that dog is a Democrat.

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Revelation34
04/01/21 3:56:50 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...



That looks like an ogre.
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blu
04/01/21 4:04:11 PM
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AC_Dragonfire posted...
Get that fucking dog out of there before it really hurts someone.

Yeah, this.

Now my cat bites for fun when we play fight, but it never draws blood and certainly doesn't require medical attention.
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Metalsonic66
04/01/21 4:48:01 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
That looks like an ogre.
Maybe a teenage giant.

Or a cave goblin who did a lot of heavy lifting and also a suntan

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Zareth
04/01/21 5:02:04 PM
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Is it a rescue? It's sad but a lot of big dogs who are rescues can end up attacking people for seemingly no reason when something triggers them.
I kind of held my breath when I heard Patrick Stewart got a pit bull rescue. That's a pretty big gamble.

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GastroFan
04/01/21 5:11:19 PM
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GunslingerGunsl posted...
Sounds like a job for Cesar Milan.

One of the networks has already contacted Cesar Milan. He's available if asked.
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DragonClaw01
04/01/21 5:18:59 PM
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GastroFan posted...
One of the networks has already contacted Cesar Milan. He's available if asked.
Damn, that would make one helluva a dog whisperer episode

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Zeus
04/02/21 2:27:10 PM
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helIy posted...
there's zeus

talking about how biden should be impeached because his german shepherd dog nipped at someone

there's helly

trolling like usual by pretending to... well, one hardly even knows where to start with that epic level of trolling, it's like he's checked every box given how he's both misrepresented the original statement then thrown his full support behind the idea of presidential immunity in the case of manslaughter (or murder, depending on the usual charges in cases like those)

Zareth posted...
Is it a rescue?

Yes. I can't remember how recently he adopted it, but one article notes that the dog is 3 so he must have either got him while campaigning (which is a weird choice) or just after the media announced he'd been elected.

Zareth posted...
It's sad but a lot of big dogs who are rescues can end up attacking people for seemingly no reason when something triggers them.

Big dogs in general can have more issues relating to aggression and more serious issues when that aggression occurs. Major is a German Shepherd, which is kind of an iffier breed given their long and weird history of eating peoples' faces (and, in many cases, *just* their faces even when other food is available)

https://www.vice.com/en/article/jmbx78/dogs-love-eating-human-faces

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helIy
04/02/21 2:52:42 PM
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Zeus posted...
trolling like usual by pretending to... well, one hardly even knows where to start with that epic level of trolling, it's like he's checked every box given how he's both misrepresented the original statement then thrown his full support behind the idea of presidential immunity in the case of manslaughter (or murder, depending on the usual charges in cases like those)

here is a gif for you

https://i.imgur.com/lDyy2ZA.gif

weird


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