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LordoftheMorons
01/12/21 4:25:45 PM
#151:


Some consequences for Elise Stefanik (former seemingly-reasonable GOP Rep who went full-MAGA) (thread):

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1349012076300296195?s=21

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KamikazePotato
01/12/21 4:29:04 PM
#152:


masterplum posted...
I still am skeptical of these "plots" I imagine there are a lot of people who are just threating things over the internet because they are morons. It seemed like 95% of the people who made it into the capitol were just happy to be there and had no idea what to do next.
If 5% of 2000 is still 100, which is a fucking lot to have running around the Capitol Building.

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LordoftheMorons
01/12/21 4:29:47 PM
#153:


Apparently Reps were not previously banned from carrying guns on the House floor??

They are now banned, and members without masks will be removed from the floor:

https://twitter.com/jonallendc/status/1349102816091058177?s=21

Pay is being docked for mask non-compliance as well:

https://twitter.com/nataliewsj/status/1349105080340008966?s=21

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MoogleKupo141
01/12/21 4:31:07 PM
#154:


masterplum posted...
I still am skeptical of these "plots" I imagine there are a lot of people who are just threating things over the internet because they are morons. It seemed like 95% of the people who made it into the capitol were just happy to be there and had no idea what to do next.


well yeah, 95% of them are just bodies to take up space, maybe do some shoving. And distract from the 5% trying to do some shit. Theoretically the capitol police should have no trouble handling the dozen or so dudes who showed up with zip ties and pipe bombs, but throwing a thousand other morons in there makes things more complicated.
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Wanglicious
01/12/21 4:35:58 PM
#155:


masterplum posted...
I still am skeptical of these "plots" I imagine there are a lot of people who are just threating things over the internet because they are morons. It seemed like 95% of the people who made it into the capitol were just happy to be there and had no idea what to do next.

i mean yeah, they clearly didn't have much of a plan going with it. woman who got shot didn't know what she was doing but was dumb, a lot of the people who went viral got arrested and also just did their own things along the way and were dumb, and that's pretty much the vast majority of 'em based on their actions, words, and lack of actions - see: the lack of guns.

still, they're worth investigating. some of them might well be FBI plants again, those shouldn't go anywhere as that's just the FBI being FBI. others might have some meat to 'em. i'd be more focused on the current plans being made because those actually are planned and involve weapons. that's the point to worry, not random people whose great plan is to... steal a podium to put on ebay?

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LapisLazuli
01/12/21 4:37:49 PM
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LapisLazuli
01/12/21 4:39:26 PM
#157:


LordoftheMorons posted...
Apparently Reps were not previously banned from carrying guns on the House floor??

They are now banned, and members without masks will be removed from the floor:

https://twitter.com/jonallendc/status/1349102816091058177?s=21

Pay is being docked for mask non-compliance as well:

https://twitter.com/nataliewsj/status/1349105080340008966?s=21

Delicious.

Just fucking insane it has to come to this, but still.

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LordoftheMorons
01/12/21 4:40:35 PM
#158:


LapisLazuli posted...
https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1349107100593647621?s=19

Even if it's purely for his own self-interest, McConnell getting on board is fantastic (and the only way conviction could possibly happen)

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Xeybozn
01/12/21 4:42:55 PM
#159:


masterplum posted...
I still am skeptical of these "plots" I imagine there are a lot of people who are just threating things over the internet because they are morons. It seemed like 95% of the people who made it into the capitol were just happy to be there and had no idea what to do next.

And what happens if those 5% who know what they're doing try to convince the rest to go along with them? Somehow I doubt the less-violent rioters are going to decide to switch sides.
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Jesse_Custer
01/12/21 4:45:21 PM
#160:


LapisLazuli posted...
https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1349107100593647621?s=19

This is surprising. But if McConnell feels this way, why is he holding up an impeachment trial?
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LordoftheMorons
01/12/21 4:49:22 PM
#161:


Jesse_Custer posted...
This is surprising. But if McConnell feels this way, why is he holding up an impeachment trial?
A few possibilities I can think of:

1) He wants him purged but doesn't want to be publicly seen as stabbing Trump in the back (likely)
2) Those just are the rules and he knows someone will object to resuming (possibly true, but I also am skeptical there's nothing he could do if he really wanted to)
3) (kinda a variant on 1) he wants Schumer to be running the show instead of him so he doesn't catch shit from Rs for not helping Trump with the trial rules (since he'll no longer be Majority Leader)

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kevwaffles
01/12/21 4:50:54 PM
#162:


So even if you latch onto the theory that most people didn't know what they were doing the whole time despite so much evidence of communication beforehand, there's not much reason to think they're going to be in the dark about this less than 2 weeks later.
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LordoftheMorons
01/12/21 4:51:18 PM
#163:


First House R to publicly support impeachment specifically:

https://twitter.com/chrsbakr/status/1349109340473589761

(Kinzinger supported the 25th Amendment and I would guess will vote for impeachment, but he hasn't explicitly confirmed)

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red sox 777
01/12/21 4:52:55 PM
#164:


LordoftheMorons posted...
A few possibilities I can think of:

1) He wants him purged but doesn't want to be publicly seen as stabbing Trump in the back (likely)
2) Those just are the rules and he knows someone will object to resuming (possibly true, but I also am skeptical there's nothing he could do if he really wanted to)
3) (kinda a variant on 1) he wants Schumer to be running the show instead of him so he doesn't catch shit from Rs for not helping Trump with the trial rules (since he'll no longer be Majority Leader)

I think 1 and 3 are probably it.

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LapisLazuli
01/12/21 4:54:42 PM
#165:


I dunno, I mean fuck McConnell, but if Pelosi's response has been to try and find a way around the timeline memo and not to just call bullshit on it, I imagine policy actually is a factor.

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Wanglicious
01/12/21 4:56:36 PM
#166:


you're forgetting 4) it means those $2000 checks and any populist idea regarding government giving money to people (e.g., more unemployment) get to be ignored again because everyone's focused on impeachment.

we need to go 2k checks first, then anything else. if we don't, we ain't getting that money.


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LapisLazuli
01/12/21 5:09:50 PM
#167:


Jesus Christ AZ GOP

https://twitter.com/brahmresnik/status/1349081179475963905?s=19

Literally going to censur the governor for not flipping the election results.

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Jakyl25
01/12/21 5:12:42 PM
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Yesmar_
01/12/21 5:14:49 PM
#169:


Remember when Sheryl Sandberg was a potential Cabinet secretary in a Clinton administration?

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kevwaffles
01/12/21 5:17:02 PM
#170:


Damage control at its laziest.
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Sorozone
01/12/21 5:28:14 PM
#171:


LapisLazuli posted...
Literally going to censur the governor for not flipping the election results.

Ducey fucking sucks, but yeah this is insane.

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Grimlyn
01/12/21 5:40:19 PM
#172:


Jakyl25 posted...
https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1348721745688211460?s=21

Lies
seeing some fucked up groups my brother follows i can only lol

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LapisLazuli
01/12/21 5:41:16 PM
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Suprak the Stud
01/12/21 5:42:15 PM
#174:


You know last week I would've said 0% chance.

Now...maybe like 5-10%.

Eh...that's too high still. Like 4-5%.

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StealThisSheen
01/12/21 5:47:22 PM
#175:


Suprak the Stud posted...
You know last week I would've said 0% chance.

Now...maybe like 5-10%.

Eh...that's too high still. Like 4-5%.

So then if you adjust for the Suprak Factor, we're up to like 20-30%!

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Suprak the Stud
01/12/21 5:50:18 PM
#176:


The Suprak pessimism factor is clearly working for us so far! I can't change it now.

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LordoftheMorons
01/12/21 6:16:53 PM
#177:


https://twitter.com/alexadobrien/status/1349124839274139656

Expel, investigate, charge with crimes if warranted

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LordoftheMorons
01/12/21 6:24:31 PM
#178:


https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/1349129441310597120

Should be more, but given that like 2/3 of them wanted to throw out the election results I guess I'll take it!

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LapisLazuli
01/12/21 6:25:58 PM
#179:


I mean technically 0 House GOPers could vote to impeach and it would still pass the house. Still good to see.

Wonder how many of them are in purple, though.

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LordoftheMorons
01/12/21 6:28:54 PM
#180:


LapisLazuli posted...
I mean technically 0 House GOPers could vote to impeach and it would still pass the house. Still good to see.

Wonder how many of them are in purple, though.
yeah it's more that the more Rs support it the harder it is to spin as being a partisan witch hunt that's Very Mean to Mr. Trump

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FFDragon
01/12/21 6:30:02 PM
#181:


Wanglicious posted...
woman who got shot didn't know what she was doing but was dumb

This is flat out wrong.

She was former Air Force security forces whose last position was with the DC Air National guard. Of every other wacko there, she was uniquely qualified to know exactly what she was doing and how wrong it was.

This part needs to stop getting buried.

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LordoftheMorons
01/12/21 6:30:39 PM
#182:


Kinzinger confirmed yes on impeachment:

https://twitter.com/AliVelshi/status/1349136309693120514

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StealThisSheen
01/12/21 6:32:07 PM
#183:


Ah, is Wang running with his "These people didn't know what they were doing and were probably tricked by the FBI into doing it" rhetoric for this, too?

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Jakyl25
01/12/21 6:42:12 PM
#184:


FFDragon posted...


This is flat out wrong.

She was former Air Force security forces whose last position was with the DC Air National guard. Of every other wacko there, she was uniquely qualified to know exactly what she was doing and how wrong it was.

This part needs to stop getting buried.


Yeah WTF

They were going for elected officials. They either knew where they were thanks to people on the inside, or figured it out by finding where the most security was.

It wasnt random chaos, it was directed insurrection
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Wanglicious
01/12/21 7:08:43 PM
#185:


FFDragon posted...
This is flat out wrong.

She was former Air Force security forces whose last position was with the DC Air National guard. Of every other wacko there, she was uniquely qualified to know exactly what she was doing and how wrong it was.

This part needs to stop getting buried.

didn't know what her positions were in the air force, let alone that she was actually working for DC specifically on top of it all. that's uh... yeah, you're right on this one. she should definitely have known a lot of basic stuff like where people are, location specifics, etc way better than anybody else.

Jakyl25 posted...


They were going for elected officials. They either knew where they were thanks to people on the inside, or figured it out by finding where the most security was.

It wasnt random chaos, it was directed insurrection

do need to clear up who the "they" you mean is. for a bunch it really was random chaos primarily, shit like stealing a podium or taking a mailer or whatever, that's much more in the "random chaos" category of these two choices. shit like zipties, much more in the insurrection camp. you'll have a lot more of the former than the latter but they'll both sound extremely similar in rhetoric and that's the point being made. they got in, had no plan afterwards and went 'well shit, what now?'

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PerfectChaosZ
01/12/21 7:23:11 PM
#186:


They literally had known Qanon follower and congresswoman tweeting Nancy Pelosis position to the terrorists. This was a kill and take over and if every single person involved isnt thrown in jail as a terrorist its a farce.
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Wanglicious
01/12/21 7:32:05 PM
#187:


if it was a kill and takeover they would've had guns to actually do that. that's the biggest hole in that idea: the lack of arms.

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PerfectChaosZ
01/12/21 7:36:48 PM
#188:


They had enough people on the inside they figured it would be a walk and still couldnt pull it off.

But whatever you say you cant whoops my bad tweeting Nancy Pelosis position to the terrorists. What could she have possibly been trying to do except get her captured or killed?
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KamikazePotato
01/12/21 7:39:20 PM
#189:


It was very close to being a walk. If the terrorists were more coordinated we would've had a lot of dead senators.

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LapisLazuli
01/12/21 7:40:41 PM
#190:


Wanglicious posted...
if it was a kill and takeover they would've had guns to actually do that. that's the biggest hole in that idea: the lack of arms.


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LordoftheMorons
01/12/21 7:48:09 PM
#191:


QAnon Congresswoman #2:

https://twitter.com/ryanobles/status/1349154850844639234?s=21

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LapisLazuli
01/12/21 7:48:10 PM
#192:


Live: Boebert, the congresswoman who was tweeting Pelosi's location during the attack, is at a standoff with Capital police refusing to relinquish her gun.

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Wanglicious
01/12/21 7:53:47 PM
#193:


a couple hundred people isn't enough to consider storming the capitol as a walk. if the people in these masses believed they were on any mission involving killing they would've brought their guns. like that's the actual concern right now - people who are setting things up with guns. what you're saying there isn't what happened but it's certainly what's being planned for right now.

and you gotta be specific on the tweet stuff. we talking about this woman?
https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1346898958900199429

because there's two tweets.
first is they're locked in the house of chambers.
the second is the speaker has been removed.

that is not the same as tweeting pelosi's position. former includes herself, the latter is only saying where she's not. only one of those can be said as having pelosi's position and she herself is there in the locked room.


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kevwaffles
01/12/21 8:01:24 PM
#194:


When you literally declare yourself as part of the revolution hours beforehand, trying to get the revolution to come to you and later lacking more thorough intel over public communication is not the best defense, to say the least.
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Yesmar_
01/12/21 8:03:50 PM
#195:


Wanglicious posted...
a couple hundred people isn't enough to consider storming the capitol as a walk. if the people in these masses believed they were on any mission involving killing they would've brought their guns. like that's the actual concern right now - people who are setting things up with guns. what you're saying there isn't what happened but it's certainly what's being planned for right now.

and you gotta be specific on the tweet stuff. we talking about this woman?
https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1346898958900199429

because there's two tweets.
first is they're locked in the house of chambers.
the second is the speaker has been removed.

that is not the same as tweeting pelosi's position. former includes herself, the latter is only saying where she's not. only one of those can be said as having pelosi's position and she herself is there in the locked room.

The second is either A) An intentional *wink wink* *nudge nudge* to the terrorists to let narrow their search for Pelosi, in which case she she should be expelled for being evil, or B) An unintentional version of the same, in which case she should be expelled for being stupid, and putting the Speaker's life at risk regardless.

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Crescent-Moon
01/12/21 8:07:56 PM
#196:


LordoftheMorons posted...
Even if it's purely for his own self-interest, McConnell getting on board is fantastic (and the only way conviction could possibly happen)
Exactly my thought.

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Crescent-Moon
01/12/21 8:10:02 PM
#197:


LapisLazuli posted...
Jesus Christ AZ GOP

https://twitter.com/brahmresnik/status/1349081179475963905?s=19

Literally going to censur the governor for not flipping the election results.
And this is why it's a meaningless word and nothing more.

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LapisLazuli
01/12/21 8:10:40 PM
#198:


The context of the tweets is damning enough, ridiculous to argue otherwise. You literally cannot come up with an excuse for tweeting out to the public that Pelosi was being moved.

Also, her tweet from earlier in the day.

https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1346811381878845442?s=20

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Wanglicious
01/12/21 8:14:32 PM
#199:


kevwaffles posted...
When you literally declare yourself as part of the revolution hours beforehand, trying to get the revolution to come to you and later lacking more thorough intel over public communication is not the best defense, to say the least.

i mean it's dumb to tweet anything in that situation, the objection is just that being characterized as "tweeting about pelosi's whereabouts."

Yesmar_ posted...
The second is either A) An intentional *wink wink* *nudge nudge* to the terrorists to let narrow their search for Pelosi, in which case she she should be expelled for being evil, or B) An unintentional version of the same, in which case she should be expelled for being stupid, and putting the Speaker's life at risk regardless.

narrowing a search down to everywhere but one location? i'm more inclined to believe that it's her going "oh fuck i don't want a mob here, i'm not even strapped right now. SHE'S ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HERE." i doubt there was any good faith put in that but it's not telling a location to say the opposite. like if she had continued with that i'd be more inclined to buy it but as is you've just got: 'we're locked in here because of a mob' followed by 'speaker's out, go away mob.' self-interest is a much more plausible position over some conspiracy to kill pelosi.

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01/12/21 8:15:43 PM
#200:


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