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Mr Lasastryke
01/13/21 8:16:26 AM
#251:


LordoftheMorons posted...
https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/1349186244165705733?s=21

i love that trump is so self-obsessed that he's literally unable to put himself in other people's shoes. like, to him, being called a "pussy" is the worst thing in the universe, so he assumes that pence is the same way (even though pence probably doesn't give a shit).

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Reg
01/13/21 8:30:59 AM
#252:


Crescent-Moon posted...
He can still save a LOT of face
Only in the eyes of idiots. Doing the right thing here won't come close to wiping out the fact that he directly fucking created this situation between his treatment of Obama and his refusal to do more than a sham trial for the first impeachment.
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DeepsPraw
01/13/21 8:36:04 AM
#253:


https://twitter.com/gadyepstein/status/1349199651505897473

hmmm, maybe there's some correlation here... nah, couldn't be.

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Crescent-Moon
01/13/21 8:52:28 AM
#254:


Reg posted...
Only in the eyes of idiots. Doing the right thing here won't come close to wiping out the fact that he directly fucking created this situation between his treatment of Obama and his refusal to do more than a sham trial for the first impeachment.
You made my point for me~

Gosar's own siblings are calling for his removal. He has officially stained his family's name.

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TheRock1525
01/13/21 9:09:50 AM
#255:


The flag they should have been carrying:

https://twitter.com/parlertakes/status/1349220211560304644?s=09

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banananor
01/13/21 10:46:45 AM
#256:


TheRock1525 posted...
The flag they should have been carrying:
this one really got me. so good

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Reg
01/13/21 11:01:17 AM
#257:


Crescent-Moon posted...
Gosar's own siblings are calling for his removal. He has officially stained his family's name.
Pretty sure Gosar was the guy who's family was campaigning against him during the election, too.
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Crescent-Moon
01/13/21 11:16:34 AM
#258:


Over 170 Republicans in. Not one yea yet.

Even if they can get 67 in the Senate the House is still a major issue going forward.

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LapisLazuli
01/13/21 11:17:18 AM
#259:


Another megadonor, Ken Lagone, down, and in fact will now be supporting the Democrats instead.

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1349357398746669056?s=19

The don't care about the country but they sure as hell care about money! These are the things that are really gonna hurt them.

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Crescent-Moon
01/13/21 11:19:04 AM
#260:


LapisLazuli posted...
Another megadonor, Ken Lagone, down, and in fact will now be supporting the Democrats instead.

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1349357398746669056?s=19

The don't care about the country but they sure as hell care about money! These are the things that are really gonna hurt them.
This is the one way that they'll feel pain, yep.

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LapisLazuli
01/13/21 11:38:51 AM
#261:


Oh and,

Crescent-Moon posted...
Over 170 Republicans in. Not one yea yet.

Even if they can get 67 in the Senate the House is still a major issue going forward.

I looked in on this briefly after you posted since I'm at work, but this vote was for something else not sure what.

But it is true that the House Rs are a fucking disaster right now. Reminder that one of them literally tried to start a fistfight during Biden's confirmation and had to be restrained.

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Jakyl25
01/13/21 11:55:47 AM
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Crescent-Moon
01/13/21 11:56:24 AM
#263:


How utterly worthless.

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Suprak the Stud
01/13/21 12:06:55 PM
#264:


Could an elected official walk through holding up a vial of anthrax and say "I'm going to vote"?

I'm not trying to be snarky here. I'm assuming the element of impending danger would make this something they could stop but I'm not 100% sure based on that tweet.

Or I guess as a less extreme example, what if these people had their guns visible? Like they had them somewhere you could see. Then could you stop them?

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LapisLazuli
01/13/21 12:09:34 PM
#265:


Every one of these people should be removed from congress.

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Crescent-Moon
01/13/21 12:18:23 PM
#266:


Honestly I feel like the whole second impeachment thing is being totally overblown.

The first impeachment was, unfortunately, a farce with a predestined outcome that honestly never should've been worth wasting taxpayer dollars on.

All you need is a House majority to impeach someone any time you want to, really.

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LapisLazuli
01/13/21 12:19:52 PM
#267:


Evidence mounting up that there was inside assistance: Pressley's panic buttons in her office were forcefully removed prior to the attack.

https://twitter.com/Shaya_in_LA/status/1349254786994982918?s=19

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Crescent-Moon
01/13/21 12:20:57 PM
#268:


Oh we know it was an inside job, just like we know they're never getting the 2/3 of the House required to get rid of those people. I'd wager over 100 House Republicans openly support them and most of the rest won't do anything about it.

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xp1337
01/13/21 12:56:33 PM
#269:


i made it about 5 minutes into the 2 hours of debate before i had to turn it off

I assume Jordan opening with "This isn't about impeachment it's about cancelling the President!!!11!" will set the tone for how this grievance-fest will go.

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swordz9
01/13/21 1:00:13 PM
#270:


Man these Republican guys defending Trump would probably defend him even if he dropped nukes on several US cities. Theyre like the guys in South Park with blankets and black eyes after President Garrison fucked them lol
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Crescent-Moon
01/13/21 1:04:21 PM
#271:


swordz9 posted...
Man these Republican guys defending Trump would probably defend him even if he dropped nukes on several US cities. Theyre like the guys in South Park with blankets and black eyes after President Garrison fucked them lol
Yep.

They do not care. At all. They're all just as sociopathic as he is and don't even try to hide it.

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PerfectChaosZ
01/13/21 1:05:03 PM
#272:


I can't deal with how many Trumpers are saying they weren't going to kill anyone they were just playing, how many are saying it was ANTIFA while also somehow Babat was a hero, and how many just know they were there to kill people and take over and are happy about it! And how can they all co-exist?! My dad told me they were planning on hanging the members of congress that weren't helping them in a row outside the capital building as a statement.
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masterplum
01/13/21 1:13:31 PM
#273:


Crescent-Moon posted...
Yep.

They do not care. At all. They're all just as sociopathic as he is and don't even try to hide it.

This right here is why I support people like Susan Collins. The more divisive you get the farther and farther you have to run to your extremes in primaries to prove you are "More Conservative than Attilla the Hun"

It shouldn't be surprising that representatives from deep red districts are the most insane people in the entire district. We desperately need more competitive districts and moderate candidates.

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Crescent-Moon
01/13/21 1:13:41 PM
#274:


PerfectChaosZ posted...
I can't deal with how many Trumpers are saying they weren't going to kill anyone they were just playing, how many are saying it was ANTIFA while also somehow Babat was a hero, and how many just know they were there to kill people and take over and are happy about it! And how can they all co-exist?! My dad told me they were planning on hanging the members of congress that weren't helping them in a row outside the capital building as a statement.
This is the future of the party. There's way too many of them to do anything about it

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Reg
01/13/21 1:18:41 PM
#275:


masterplum posted...
This right here is why I support people like Susan Collins.
The idea of Susan Collins is nice.

The reality of Susan Collins is that she goes along with literally everything the Republican party actually wants and only dissents as a sham when they have the numbers anyways to make a show of being "moderate". Remember how she voted not to impeach Trump specifically because "he learned his lesson"? She's a joke of a human being and has no principles.
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Crescent-Moon
01/13/21 1:23:52 PM
#276:


I turned back for like a minute:

Matt Gaetz of Florida may as well just flat out said that Trump is innocent and the rioters came because Pelosi called them to.

Yep, this is unwatchable.

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Jakyl25
01/13/21 1:27:11 PM
#277:


What is the point of these arguments on any side
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Crescent-Moon
01/13/21 1:28:25 PM
#278:


Jakyl25 posted...
What is the point of these arguments on any side
I have no idea but all I saw was a near-constant stream of sociopathic Republicans who simply do not care.

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xp1337
01/13/21 1:30:26 PM
#279:


Jakyl25 posted...
What is the point of these arguments on any side
I was going to say it's a required period of debate before final consideration but I can't say for sure if it's required.

Think it might be absent unanimous consent to proceed directly to the vote but idk for sure.

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Jakyl25
01/13/21 1:30:52 PM
#280:


I have it on now and theyre going back and forth

A minute to this guy, two minutes to that guy, two minutes to this woman, a minute to that guy

Its all just grandstanding. I dont understand it under any other framework
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Crescent-Moon
01/13/21 1:31:36 PM
#281:


Jakyl25 posted...
I have it on now and theyre going back and forth

A minute to this guy, two minutes to that guy, two minutes to this woman, a minute to that guy

Its all just grandstanding. I dont understand it under any other framework
Yep. Frankly the electoral vote certification was the same way. Lots of grandstanding.

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Suprak the Stud
01/13/21 1:33:09 PM
#282:


I feel like the entire democratic argument should be one member going up for one minute, going "our argument is what you saw last week. You were all there and we shouldn't need to explain it to you further" and just sitting back down.

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Yesmar_
01/13/21 1:41:58 PM
#283:


Listening to NPR at work, and I didn't even need the commentators to let me know when it was Lauren Boebert speaking.

"Glory to God!"

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Yesmar_
01/13/21 1:45:14 PM
#284:


Dan Newhouse from Washington is the 6th Republican to announce for impeachment.

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LordoftheMorons
01/13/21 1:49:12 PM
#285:


Literally successful terrorism:

https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/1349426002410287104?s=21

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xp1337
01/13/21 1:56:59 PM
#286:


Jakyl25 posted...
I have it on now and theyre going back and forth

A minute to this guy, two minutes to that guy, two minutes to this woman, a minute to that guy

Its all just grandstanding. I dont understand it under any other framework
I've been reading the floor procedure on the House website and as far as I can tell, the floor debate is mandatory (unless everyone unanimously surrenders their time and even that is a supposition on my part)

The whole "a minute to this eprson, two to that" is just parliamentary stuff that is part of the usual conduct of Congress.

Prior to this debate, they vote on the framework the debate proceeds by - chiefly the time allowed to debate and whether amendments can be considered (and if so, are there limitations on what kind of amendments.) In this case, they set the time of debate to 2 hours (I don't believe they can zero it out which seems to be your issue here)

Whatever amount of time they choose to allot to debate is then equally divided between the major parties and one member from each party is designated as a Floor Manager and runs the show for their party. Here it's Nadler for the Dems and Jordan for the GOP. They are the ones who control their time and so everything runs through them - parliamentarily speaking, if anyone else wants to talk they need the Floor Manager to yield the time to them so this stuff is usually discussed/decided on beforehand. By custom they generally go back and forth in roughly equal time amounts to keep the time remaining equal, but occasionally it gets a bit unbalanced and one side might speak several times in a row. I recall in Impeachment 1.0 that every now and then a Floor Manager would ask the Chair for a clock check to know how much time was left on each side and I think Schiff (the Manager back then) was "reserving" time consecutively (basically passing it back to the GOP to to let the GOP talk a few times in a row to let them expire their time) so he could give a closing speech.

If you're asking "well, hypothetically, couldn't the GOP time be given to someone like Liz Cheney who supports impeachment and then have her go 'Nah, we're good, I yield the full balance of our time back'": First, I'm not sure that's even possible, but secondly even if it were, reading the procedure here it notes under more routine, uncontroversial stuff that if an opposition member who would normally be in charge of time doesn't oppose the matter, they can be challenged for their time for someone who does. So again, barring unanimous consent to dispense with debate I don't think you can skip this.

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xp1337
01/13/21 2:15:44 PM
#287:


Suprak the Stud posted...
I feel like the entire democratic argument should be one member going up for one minute, going "our argument is what you saw last week. You were all there and we shouldn't need to explain it to you further" and just sitting back down.
Republicans are saying they want witnesses! (this time, after voting against them last time)

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LordoftheMorons
01/13/21 2:19:57 PM
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LapisLazuli
01/13/21 2:21:13 PM
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LordoftheMorons
01/13/21 2:21:19 PM
#290:


https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1349435950561165312?s=21

Maybe you should save this one for the criminal trial

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LapisLazuli
01/13/21 2:24:20 PM
#291:


https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1349413393200013313?s=19

When you want to be a piece of shit but also really don't want to lose 500 bucks.

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LordoftheMorons
01/13/21 2:25:45 PM
#292:


https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1349423584540823557?s=21

Wonder what Van Drews opinion on all of the voters who he fucked by switching parties during the last impeachment is!

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xp1337
01/13/21 2:27:26 PM
#293:


Really, I think we just have a communication problem. All these Republicans asking for unity are just being misheard and what they're really asking for is immunity.

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Xeybozn
01/13/21 2:27:51 PM
#294:


LordoftheMorons posted...
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1349423584540823557?s=21

Wonder what Van Drews opinion on all of the voters who he fucked by switching parties during the last impeachment is!

They re-elected him after that, so he'd probably say that's what they wanted him to do.
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LapisLazuli
01/13/21 2:28:01 PM
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LordoftheMorons
01/13/21 2:29:10 PM
#296:


Xeybozn posted...
They re-elected him after that, so he'd probably say that's what they wanted him to do.
I highly suspect that those two groups of voters didnt have a ton of overlap

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LordoftheMorons
01/13/21 2:39:21 PM
#297:


https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1349440318006042624?s=21

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KamikazePotato
01/13/21 2:39:52 PM
#298:


LapisLazuli posted...
Evidence mounting up that there was inside assistance: Pressley's panic buttons in her office were forcefully removed prior to the attack.

https://twitter.com/Shaya_in_LA/status/1349254786994982918?s=19
This was glossed over in the topic but I want to bring attention to it. Imagine how much of a supremely terrifying moment this would be in that situation. You're under assault from a terrorist mob, trying to find some sort of safety and take back control of the situation, you go to press the emergency alarm and the button isn't there.

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xp1337
01/13/21 2:44:03 PM
#299:


KamikazePotato posted...
This was glossed over in the topic but I want to bring attention to it. Imagine how much of a supremely terrifying moment this would be in that situation. You're under assault from a terrorist mob, trying to find some sort of safety and take back control of the situation, you go to press the emergency alarm and the button isn't there.
Yeah, that's... not looking like it has an innocent explanation.

To tie it back to my posting that one of the House reps said they saw members of Congress giving reconnaissance tours the day before the insurrection... I'm pretty sure visitors and tours have been banned since COVID protocols went into effect back in March.

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GildedFool
01/13/21 2:48:14 PM
#300:


Why hasn't a Democrat accused the Republican's of dividing the country and asking them to unite behind impeaching Trump yet? You know, for healing.

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