Poll of the Day > Your shift at the local strip club is about to start!

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Sarcasthma
10/14/20 6:53:33 PM
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What song do you have them play during your dance?

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Cacciato
10/14/20 6:54:59 PM
#2:


Ave Maria

or maybe O, Fortuna
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FrozenBananas
10/14/20 6:55:23 PM
#3:


Who let the dogs out!

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Mead
10/14/20 6:55:25 PM
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I dont need music

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Sensual_T_Rex
10/14/20 6:55:36 PM
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https://youtu.be/XZvWvfCSZ8M

Or maybe this.

https://youtu.be/Ml4wAnvfM4M

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Sarcasthma
10/14/20 6:58:06 PM
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Cacciato posted...
Ave Maria

or maybe O, Fortuna
Gonna give the audience real sophisticated boners, I see.

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SilentSeph
10/14/20 7:01:24 PM
#7:


Original Pokmon theme song

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Clench281
10/14/20 7:02:21 PM
#8:


macho man

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Sarcasthma
10/14/20 7:05:10 PM
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Mead posted...
I dont need music
Im imagining youll request for the audience to remain completely silent, too.

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PMarth2002
10/14/20 7:14:48 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uqbJE5nnt8

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Mead
10/14/20 7:27:06 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Im imagining youll request for the audience to remain completely silent, too.

gotta be able to focus

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Metalsonic66
10/14/20 7:34:56 PM
#12:


Cherry Pie or Pour Some Sugar on Me

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CaptainObvius
10/14/20 7:35:29 PM
#13:


The benny hill music.

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dedbus
10/14/20 7:41:05 PM
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Dead or alive - you spin me round
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Garlands_Soul
10/14/20 9:18:00 PM
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dedbus posted...
Dead or alive - you spin me round
This or any other track off of Youthquake

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Kyuubi4269
10/14/20 9:37:50 PM
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I DRIVE A MOTHERFUCKING ARMY TANK

vroom vroom
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wolfy42
10/14/20 10:12:51 PM
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Twilight Zone by Golden Earring.

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LaggnFragnLarry
10/14/20 10:29:30 PM
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i sang caribbean queen by billy ocean for karaoke tonight so ill go with that
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WhiskeyDisk
10/14/20 10:40:30 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
Who let the dogs out!


People grossly fail to understand what that song is actually about.

Its literally asking who let the ugly bitches in the club.

as to my song?

gonna fuck with the DJ and make him play Big Balls by AC/DC. second lap is going to be Ace of Spades by Motorhead.

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Metalsonic66
10/14/20 11:19:34 PM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
People grossly fail to understand what that song is actually about.

Its literally asking who let the ugly bitches in the club.
Yeah but it's upbeat and catchy. It gets the people goin'

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WhiskeyDisk
10/14/20 11:31:31 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Yeah but it's upbeat and catchy. It gets the people goin'


so are "Semi-charmed kinda life" and "Pumped up kicks". doesn't make them happy songs.

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Ogurisama
10/14/20 11:34:07 PM
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Metalsonic66
10/15/20 12:04:40 AM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
so are "Semi-charmed kinda life" and "Pumped up kicks". doesn't make them happy songs.
I think I've seen a stripper dance to Pumped Up Kicks actually

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TamiaSympa
10/15/20 12:06:07 AM
#24:


Nella Fantasia played in Endless Ocean : Blue World

https://youtu.be/tJ5J-g2dpVE

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wwinterj25
10/15/20 12:13:50 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh4SvxaPuEQ

Bonus: This film was actually filmed in my city too.

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zebatov
10/15/20 12:14:28 AM
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My shift is typically on gyno row and we dont get to choose.

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WhiskeyDisk
10/15/20 12:17:25 AM
#27:


Metalsonic66 posted...
I think I've seen a stripper dance to Pumped Up Kicks actually

chances are that "wantstitute" is either a psycho, or has no clue what the song is about then.

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Metalsonic66
10/15/20 12:19:16 AM
#28:


WhiskeyDisk posted...
chances are that "wantstitute" is either a psycho, or has no clue what the song is about then.
I don't think the dancers usually choose their music. So the DJ would probably be the psycho in this case.

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WhiskeyDisk
10/15/20 12:22:12 AM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
I don't think the dancers usually choose their music. So the DJ would probably be the psycho in this case.

just sayin. the goth stripper i was friends with for years that had fangs, a fishnet body suit, and would occasionally light herself on fire as she came out always came out to "Du Hast Mich", "Firestarter", or "Mother" called her shots. The good ones can and do.

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Metalsonic66
10/15/20 12:24:06 AM
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That might vary from place to place

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WhiskeyDisk
10/15/20 12:26:40 AM
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perhaps, but both clubs she worked did what she asked.

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JixHedgehog
10/15/20 1:42:31 AM
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The Art Gallery music from Streets of Rage 4

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DocDelicious
10/15/20 7:43:34 AM
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https://youtu.be/7inlPoDzn3Q

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BlazeAndBlade
10/15/20 8:56:17 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBynHVPYMo

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Far-Queue
10/15/20 10:04:37 AM
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https://youtu.be/YDgTRY9vGCM

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SunWuKung420
10/15/20 2:42:13 PM
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https://youtu.be/egMWlD3fLJ8

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Fierce_Deity_08
10/15/20 3:17:14 PM
#37:


Move Away by Culture Club.
I also hope that no people with guns come in because that might mean Im in a Grand Theft Auto game.

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