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JimCarrysToe
07/11/20 12:10:03 AM
#151:


We're still going if ya wanna join!

https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/gameold.jsp#game=7

Pass Jim

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Questionmarktarius
07/11/20 12:10:06 AM
#152:


JimCarrysToe posted...
What? Why!
Because you're all cowards!
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YugiNoob
07/11/20 12:26:30 AM
#153:


Flaming, mods get in here D:

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JimCarrysToe
07/11/20 12:30:58 AM
#154:


YugiNoob posted...
Flaming, mods get in here D:
What are you doing in this topic? Get in the game!

https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/gameold.jsp#game=7

Pass Jim

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MabusIncarnate
07/11/20 12:35:12 AM
#155:


We have room, come play!

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YugiNoob
07/11/20 12:36:38 AM
#156:


Gimme like 15 minutes. I just finished eating so I just need to shower. Usually I shower first since I walk around 10 miles a day at my job, but I was super hungry :<

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Questionmarktarius
07/11/20 12:49:07 AM
#157:




Seven blanks
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Proofpyros
07/11/20 12:54:36 AM
#158:



Seven blanks? Pffft
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Questionmarktarius
07/11/20 1:02:03 AM
#159:



soooooo close!
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MabusIncarnate
07/11/20 1:17:32 AM
#160:


TN mountains, a slight drizzle of rain INTERNET OUT FOR AN HOUR, POWER FLICKERS EVERY 3 MINUTES

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YugiNoob
07/11/20 1:17:52 AM
#161:


It froze D:

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Questionmarktarius
07/11/20 1:20:01 AM
#162:


MabusIncarnate posted...
TN mountains, a slight drizzle of rain INTERNET OUT FOR AN HOUR, POWER FLICKERS EVERY 3 MINUTES
If only John Denver were still alive. That would be a decent song.
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YugiNoob
07/11/20 2:15:27 AM
#163:


I won that last game by default since I had literally all the points :D

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 2:16:48 AM
#164:


I won 2 games tonight. I cannot be stopped.


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MabusIncarnate
07/11/20 2:18:35 AM
#165:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I won 2 games tonight. I cannot be stopped.
You track your wins as well as you track drinking thread users

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 2:19:24 AM
#166:


MabusIncarnate posted...
You track your wins as well as you track drinking thread users

You dropped out son! Back up!! I won 2 tonight!

I even gave Jim the 1 win when she first DC'd Still probly won that one.

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MabusIncarnate
07/11/20 2:20:27 AM
#167:


My internet got cocked over it's not my fault


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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 2:21:30 AM
#168:


MabusIncarnate posted...
My internet got cocked over it's not my fault

Ohhh yeah here we go. Blame the electric company!

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MabusIncarnate
07/11/20 2:23:14 AM
#169:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ohhh yeah here we go. Blame the electric company!
My electric company is my internet and phone company

Ben Lomand Connect

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Questionmarktarius
07/11/20 2:23:29 AM
#170:


"too drunk to blank" happened.
sorry about that
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 2:24:29 AM
#171:


MabusIncarnate posted...
My electric company is my internet and phone company

Ben Lomand Connect

You know what's funny my power flickered off for 30 seconds or so at a time today at least 3 times. This country wasn't built on everyone being at home or something.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 2:36:47 AM
#172:


@CanuckCowboy Why you keep dodging us bro? Why you keep dodging us?

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MabusIncarnate
07/11/20 2:37:58 AM
#173:


We are like, play CAH with us bro

Walter is like "Walk me or wake up blind"

I'd listen to the cat

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 2:40:18 AM
#174:


Speak with the beast or I will have to address him personally. I don't want to do that, because only one of us will end up at the next CAH game and it won't be me

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dj1200
07/11/20 2:41:19 AM
#175:


how do you play that game?

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 2:41:51 AM
#176:


Without pants and drunk.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 2:43:27 AM
#177:


LET'S GET FUCKING WRECKED!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQq7pOoqCHA

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MabusIncarnate
07/11/20 2:45:47 AM
#178:


It's like a fill in the blank kinda game, everyone has a hand of 8 answers, and one player picks the best option. The player who picks cycles through. It's a lot of extreme, sexual, and shocking answers in your card hand. It's not for the light hearted or easily offended. The extremeness of it is kind of the appeal.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 2:51:48 AM
#179:


Ohhh yeah you drink enough of it you forget it's captain cock suckin morgan. Amazing tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Dyljs3z9g

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 3:16:07 AM
#180:


Won 2 games in CAH. Mabus bowed out to hunt down scorpions. Canuck fell into a waterfall or something. Those who played felt defeat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm7hCfUlHIQ

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 3:47:30 AM
#181:


Beautiful song right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBl-s9lVjqo

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 4:00:03 AM
#182:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAYrAu-jnMY

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 4:16:10 AM
#183:


Can't end this fucker without fucking Bubbles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vLaO7hoTxM

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a-c-a-b
07/11/20 4:24:08 AM
#184:


I really want some instant stuffing but I think I'm way too drunk to be using the stove.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 4:26:25 AM
#185:


a-c-a-b posted...
I really want some instant stuffing but I think I'm way too drunk to be using the stove.

Once again don't use your fuckin stove you're gonna cause a fire.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 4:46:14 AM
#186:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvuccbcCcsI

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 5:42:43 AM
#187:


@a-c-a-b

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy-sVByUHqE

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 6:11:33 AM
#188:


Beautiful song when everything is just ok.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgssH9FT2GI

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TreyFlowers
07/11/20 7:30:50 AM
#189:


I've won $946 gambling on the football this weekend. Get in

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 8:29:06 AM
#190:


like, I had the chance of a lifetime to impress cute white chicks and it slipped me by. I wonder how many more bites of the apple there are left for a guy like me. I have a boring ass job and all these feelings I keep inside. I bitch all the time to my coworkers about work and I'm embarrassed that I'm still alone when they all have partners! this is no way to go

I was starting to do stand-up late last year into March but then we were the first city to (at least publicly) get hit by covid in the US. What am I gonna do? I used to write stories but they were so angsty and cringey. some people thought they showed ability, though. I failed to get into a writing program but I didn't have any real portfolio. it was a weird reach but that was almost three years ago now.

so what the fuck

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Got modded for calling him a racist. Got hit with abusive behavior. REALLY?

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WaterLink
07/11/20 10:10:02 AM
#191:


What the fuck happened after I left last might. >_> Did the site go really weird?
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a-c-a-b
07/11/20 12:32:24 PM
#192:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
@a-c-a-b

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy-sVByUHqE

I love Carlin. He's my all time favourite comedian.

I've even read his books and his memoir.
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CanuckCowboy
07/11/20 1:25:22 PM
#193:


JimCarrysToe posted...
@CanuckCowboy NO NO it's not too late

https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/gameold.jsp#game=7

Password Jim

Oh fuck sakes i shoulda stuck around 5 mins longer.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Who was in game as Jim?

This made me think it already happened.

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CanuckCowboy
07/11/20 1:27:58 PM
#194:


MabusIncarnate posted...
We are like, play CAH with us bro

Walter is like "Walk me or wake up blind"

I'd listen to the cat

mabus gets it. Lol.

Also i spent like three hours in natures hammock too drunk to realize i was totally wrecking my back. Lol. Sore this morning.

Walter is fine though. Hes always fine. He kept going near the waterfall and scaring the shit out of me.

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a-c-a-b
07/11/20 2:10:40 PM
#195:


Hey Canuck, have they made masks mandatory out where you are?

They just made them mandatory here for any store or indoor public place.
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CanuckCowboy
07/11/20 2:13:30 PM
#196:


a-c-a-b posted...
Hey Canuck, have they made masks mandatory out where you are?

They just made them mandatory here for any store or indoor public place.

Nah weve been doing great here in terms of numbers. Only a tiny handful of new cases in the last few weeks through the whole interior region.

social distancing is still in full effect but thankfully masks have never been mandatory.

That said my moms been sick the lst couple days and has to get a covid test this afternoon so hopefully shes good.

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a-c-a-b
07/11/20 2:21:53 PM
#197:


CanuckCowboy posted...


Nah weve been doing great here in terms of numbers. Only a tiny handful of new cases in the last few weeks through the whole interior region.

social distancing is still in full effect but thankfully masks have never been mandatory.

That said my moms been sick the lst couple days and has to get a covid test this afternoon so hopefully shes good.

Things aren't even that bad here either. The number of cases are going down everywhere so it's a bit weird that they waited this long to do it.

I just wear my bandana. It's easy pull on or off and still looks cool when I just wear it around my neck.

Sucks about your Mom though. I'm sure she'll be fine.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/20 4:22:45 PM
#198:


Oh shit man that sucks. I hope she's ok Canuck. I figured Canada was all about the masks but I guess you guys are better at social distancing. The US is fucked with the whole social distance thing, masks are required in a lot of states including mine, but I still walk into stores and see complete fuck heads not wearing them and it's no wonder we're in such a mess. Texas and Florida are complete dumpster fires but both Governors are complete idiots so it makes sense. I fully expect the country to shut down again before too long but it doesn't bother me, I already work from home most of the time.

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TreyFlowers
07/11/20 4:24:55 PM
#199:


Queensland opened its borders to everyone except Victoria on Friday, our bars/restaurants are open again. Victoria is going through a second wave but people in New South Wales are getting infected again (like 2-3 a day), so it won't be long til somebody brings it here and we're fucked again

https://covidlive.com.au/

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CanuckCowboy
07/11/20 4:31:41 PM
#200:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh shit man that sucks. I hope she's ok Canuck. I figured Canada was all about the masks but I guess you guys are better at social distancing. The US is fucked with the whole social distance thing, masks are required in a lot of states including mine, but I still walk into stores and see complete fuck heads not wearing them and it's no wonder we're in such a mess. Texas and Florida are complete dumpster fires but both Governors are complete idiots so it makes sense. I fully expect the country to shut down again before too long but it doesn't bother me, I already work from home most of the time.

People actually are good at wearing masks even if they don't have to. I was in walmart the other day and id bet at least 20-25% of customers were wearing masks. Retail employees everywhere always wear em.

And thanks guys. Im sure she is fine too tbh. Cant imagine where she woulda gotten it from currently. A month ago id have been more concerned.

Edit-and yeah ive read of a number of places making them mandatory in canada latey and i dont get it. If youre going to make it mandatory shouldnt it have happened when it was still spreading in a big way?

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