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WaterLink
07/09/20 7:16:19 PM
#51:


Sorry to hear that Jim. You did get your GED tho right? Or whatever home school certification they give out. I know right now isn't exactly the best time in history for a job search but I'd try a little.

As far as the OF thing, I'd be wary of that because it's easy for pics to leak and then spread across the internet for free. Being a twitch gamer girl could be cool but you need to build a following and have some kind of quirk to be remotely successful and it doesn't happen overnight.

But I mean one day its gotta happen right? You can't just bounce around with your mom all your life. >_>
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So_Hajile
07/09/20 7:20:19 PM
#52:


WaterLink posted...
Sorry to hear that Jim. You did get your GED tho right? Or whatever home school certification they give out. I know right now isn't exactly the best time in history for a job search but I'd try a little.

As far as the OF thing, I'd be wary of that because it's easy for pics to leak and then spread across the internet for free. Being a twitch gamer girl could be cool but you need to build a following and have some kind of quirk to be remotely successful and it doesn't happen overnight.

But I mean one day its gotta happen right? You can't just bounce around with your mom all your life. >_>
This.

I don't know how feasible a traditional job is because you need transportation, but if so then maybe try for it. You'll take in some cash and meet new people.

You already said the online jobs are more of fantasy and not to be taken seriously. You could sign up on Twitch and try it out. There's so much competition so, no, you won't get rich or at least the odds are against you but maybe it could bring in a little after some time. Stay away from OF because that could come back to haunt you unless you're incredibly careful to hide your identity and even then....just stay away from it.

There is a third option: Charge Johnny every time he wants to create a CAH game. >_<

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JimCarrysToe
07/09/20 7:25:56 PM
#53:


What's a GED? I'm gonna assume I didn't get it because I'm asking what it is lol.

Yea I know I can't do this forever, but I'm too lazy to do anything about it so I'll deal with the future when it comes. Idk how to look for a wfh job and idk how I get payment for working, doing twitch, or onlyfans anyway.

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JimCarrysToe
07/09/20 7:36:34 PM
#54:


I also just have this mental block that completely disallows me to go outside for any reason unless it's to take out trash or my mom tells me to. The thought of my mom asking me where I'm going and having to explain that I'm looking for a job or even just going for a walk makes me physically sick. Shes not abusive, shes only really yelled at me once and spanked me 2 or 3 times as a kid so idk why I'm so afraid. But I just can't do anything.

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TreyFlowers
07/09/20 7:40:07 PM
#55:


That's mental abuse Jim. You might not see it as abuse but she's manipulated you into this beaten down obedient human. That's straight up abuse.

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CanuckCowboy
07/09/20 8:06:54 PM
#56:


I genuinely dont know wtf i did yesterday besides read a bit and start a new game of rdr2.

Lol.

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JimCarrysToe
07/09/20 8:22:38 PM
#57:


Lol I just remembered one time when we moved we didn't have a carrier for my cat so we put her in a trashcan. She wasn't happy but it was pretty funny.

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CanuckCowboy
07/09/20 8:38:21 PM
#58:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Lol I just remembered one time when we moved we didn't have a carrier for my cat so we put her in a trashcan. She wasn't happy but it was pretty funny.

hahaha. Walter wouldnt be happy at all. Then again hes only been in a car like three times and he was ready to bust out of his carrier and murder me every time.

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CanuckCowboy
07/09/20 8:42:37 PM
#59:


JimCarrysToe posted...
I also just have this mental block that completely disallows me to go outside for any reason unless it's to take out trash or my mom tells me to. The thought of my mom asking me where I'm going and having to explain that I'm looking for a job or even just going for a walk makes me physically sick. Shes not abusive, shes only really yelled at me once and spanked me 2 or 3 times as a kid so idk why I'm so afraid. But I just can't do anything.

Tbh i am 38 now and still have a weird thing about the power dynamic between my dad and me.

I was a little shit and did all kindsa bad stuff as a teenager but i was also so worried hed find out and it wasnt really cause i was worried about being punished. Partly but mostly... well whatever it is that still makes me feel like i only wanna impress him.

Not that hes likely to ever say it if i do make him proud. Back when i was super into bjj and boxing i always thought he thought it was stupid and pointless. Then like a year ago after id stepped back to the odd sparring session with friends who fight and gave up on tourneys he told me how proud he was. Like wtf dude that woulda been cool to hear back then.

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a-c-a-b
07/09/20 10:05:19 PM
#60:


It might not be most of your guys style of music, but there's a band from here in Ontario called RandyxLahey.

They just put out a new EP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVKsqWtwwKk
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WaterLink
07/09/20 10:54:32 PM
#61:


Yeah I'm about to turn 31 and my step dad left me with some emotional scars. I dont really talk to him much anymore but anytime we do I'm really nervous, its like an association thing. And he's apologized for the stuff he did to me when I was a kid. I mean when he got married to my mom he was younger than I am now and he didnt know how to deal with kids but after having his own he chilled out. Aint gonna lie im kinda jealous of my youngest brother because he didn't get the treatment me and my other younger brother did growing up, dude was an ex marine and a huge hardass and things got physical sometimes even when we hadn't reached double digit years in age. >_> It's a really long story with a lot of events that I don't want to lay out but I'm pretty sure a lot of my problems mentally are rooted in that story but I mean you learn to live with it.

When I moved out of the house a lot of times it was hard times because I didn't know how to live by myself, had my utilities cut off and fell behind on rent a lot in my early 20s. But eventually you get life experience and skills and now im better for it and doing pretty good now.

And idk what GED stands for, we always called it "Good Enough Diploma" in jest. Its basically a certification that you took a test demonstrating that you are at HS graduate level. Mostly for HS dropouts and kids in that ilk but idk if homeschoolers get that as well or if its something different.
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JimCarrysToe
07/09/20 11:22:30 PM
#62:


Sorry you had a shitty stepdad, has anyone ever had a good stepdad? Maybe we should ban them.

What's in the test? I know 5+6=12 and I can write in cursive, would i pass?

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WaterLink
07/09/20 11:24:30 PM
#63:


I never took the test because I actually graduated. But you should be good. Did you get anything for being homeschooled or did you not get diddly squat? Were you homeschooled?
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MabusIncarnate
07/09/20 11:27:14 PM
#64:


GED is General Education Degree, it's an alternative to a high school diploma if you drop out and want to finish your basic schooling. A lot of jobs require it as a minimum.

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JimCarrysToe
07/09/20 11:33:32 PM
#65:


Mom taught me to read, write in cursive, and a little math. She got me some educational books that I did some stuff in but since she kinda mostly just trusted me to do it on my own they were pretty much shoved into my closet and never seen again, unless she asked if I did anything in them that day and I'd show her an old page. She never noticed, and stopped asking when I turned 13. The lady we lived with for a bit told me theres supposed to be someone who comes in and checks on me to make sure I'm getting an education but I've never had that. So I'm not sure if that counts as homeschooling.

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WaterLink
07/10/20 12:09:46 AM
#66:


Thats pretty fucked up, I aint gonna front. I could never imagine withholding my child from society and neglecting education and social interaction for my child either. Sorry that was your upbringing. :-/ But there's a positive path ahead for you if you look for it, I'm sure.
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JimCarrysToe
07/10/20 1:23:39 AM
#67:


Thanks, I can't imagine doing that either to my kid, I don't understand why she did it.

I'm binging bird training videos now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLT7ZtJrXbA

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TreyFlowers
07/10/20 1:41:05 AM
#68:


Man, that's seriously messed up. You seem pretty well together from the brief interactions we've had in this topic all things considered. It's never too late to make something of yourself, though.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/20 8:41:11 AM
#69:


Jim see if UTEP has an Adult Education program. If they do it's usually free. They basically get you set up to take the test and then you can be an astronaut and play space in the middle of the street.

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BlazinBlue88
07/10/20 8:50:50 AM
#70:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Mom taught me to read, write in cursive, and a little math. She got me some educational books that I did some stuff in but since she kinda mostly just trusted me to do it on my own they were pretty much shoved into my closet and never seen again, unless she asked if I did anything in them that day and I'd show her an old page. She never noticed, and stopped asking when I turned 13. The lady we lived with for a bit told me theres supposed to be someone who comes in and checks on me to make sure I'm getting an education but I've never had that. So I'm not sure if that counts as homeschooling.
It sounds like she taught you up to a 3rd or 4th grade level then stopped. We're you ever taught algebra or geometry? That's around 9-10 grade.

No that's not homeschooling. Homeschooling has more structure than that and requires you to turn in assignments and take tests just like school....except while at home.

What your mom did was straight up illegal. By law you have to send your kid to school either public, private, or proper home school.

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a-c-a-b
07/10/20 12:44:08 PM
#71:


Doing my regular Friday routine of bacon and eggs and then screwdrivers.

Gonna get trashed today.
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matteus70
07/10/20 1:00:20 PM
#72:


A good source of vitamin C.

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a-c-a-b
07/10/20 1:15:59 PM
#73:


matteus70 posted...
A good source of vitamin C.

Fuck yeah!

Gonna get pissed outta my tree on vitamin C.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/20 2:47:02 PM
#74:


That sounds like a great day.

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a-c-a-b
07/10/20 3:12:37 PM
#75:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That sounds like a great day.

It always is.

I might go over to my buddies place later on to have a few beers in the kiddie pool. He's got one of the bigger inflatable ones, so you can sit and the water is up to your chest.
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matteus70
07/10/20 3:40:29 PM
#76:


How I wish that I was young again. I can't drink like that anymore.

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a-c-a-b
07/10/20 3:43:38 PM
#77:


matteus70 posted...
How I wish that I was young again. I can't drink like that anymore.

How old are you? I think most of us here are in our 30s
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matteus70
07/10/20 3:56:05 PM
#78:


Just turned 50.

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a-c-a-b
07/10/20 4:00:56 PM
#79:


matteus70 posted...
Just turned 50.

I should have figured from the 70 in your name.

I'll be lucky if I live to 50. I'm 35 now and will probably die in my 40s.
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Tyrannosaurus
07/10/20 4:01:25 PM
#80:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't think anybody who's worth their shit in their pants is ok with @Tyrannosaurus doing a cool cap of 500 on our drinking topic. I mean how pathetic can one person possibly be to do that without even engaging in conversation.

@Tyrannosaurus Before we completely write you out of our lives, what made you so cool to think you were cool capping off a drinking topic? Like what were you thinking? God you're gross

I apologize for my offense. Wont happen again. I hope nothing but the best for you.

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WaterLink
07/10/20 4:05:11 PM
#81:


I demand an honor duel between you two. Just give me a little time to promote and sell tickets.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/20 4:06:46 PM
#82:


Tyrannosaurus posted...
I apologize for my offense. Wont happen again. I hope nothing but the best for you.

Haha don't worry about it man. My fault, I think I got you mixed up with someone else. We're good.

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Tyrannosaurus
07/10/20 4:08:47 PM
#83:


WaterLink posted...
I demand an honor duel between you two. Just give me a little time to promote and sell tickets.
should we come up with our own entrance theme? And should we get managers?

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Tyrannosaurus
07/10/20 4:10:03 PM
#84:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Haha don't worry about it man. My fault, I think I got you mixed up with someone else. We're good.
Was it the other Tyrann guy? I keep getting mistaken with him lol

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/20 4:10:43 PM
#85:


Tyrannosaurus posted...
Was it the other Tyrann guy? I keep getting mistaken with him lol

I dunno I was drunk I thought there was a couple of different dinosaurs here that night.

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WaterLink
07/10/20 4:11:44 PM
#86:


Tyrannosaurus posted...
WaterLink posted...
I demand an honor duel between you two. Just give me a little time to promote and sell tickets.
should we come up with our own entrance theme? And should we get managers?

I'll allow it
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a-c-a-b
07/10/20 4:13:21 PM
#87:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...


Haha don't worry about it man. My fault, I think I got you mixed up with someone else. We're good.

He at least posts in our topics.

There's been a few drinking topics in which some rando who hasn't made a single post will come in just to get the 500th post.
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CanuckCowboy
07/10/20 4:26:39 PM
#88:


a-c-a-b posted...
It might not be most of your guys style of music, but there's a band from here in Ontario called RandyxLahey.

They just put out a new EP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVKsqWtwwKk

I was listening to this for a bit yesterday but with 200mg of edibles in your system its not really the right fit. Lol.

Check it out again tonight.

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YugiNoob
07/10/20 4:41:20 PM
#89:


WaterLink posted...
I'll allow it
Ladytrons and gentlebots-

Objection! In the absence of pants, defenses suspenders serve no purpose!

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JimCarrysToe
07/10/20 4:49:11 PM
#90:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Jim see if UTEP has an Adult Education program. If they do it's usually free. They basically get you set up to take the test and then you can be an astronaut and play space in the middle of the street.
I'll look it up sometime, thanks. I can play space in the middle of my room for now tho lol

BlazinBlue88 posted...
It sounds like she taught you up to a 3rd or 4th grade level then stopped. We're you ever taught algebra or geometry? That's around 9-10 grade.

No that's not homeschooling. Homeschooling has more structure than that and requires you to turn in assignments and take tests just like school....except while at home.

What your mom did was straight up illegal. By law you have to send your kid to school either public, private, or proper home school.
No, never learned either of those things. That lady told me what my mom was doing was illegal but she wouldn't report it. I think she would've if we didn't move out so quick and talking to me didn't work. I wish she just reported her anyway.

Anyway who wants to be a brain in a jar?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xkpRTXQf1s

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MabusIncarnate
07/10/20 4:57:17 PM
#91:


Tyranthraxus is the other guy Johnny, Tyrannosaurus has posted in our drinkin threads a lot in the past he's a good bro, I have him in the regular mentions for new threads.

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TreyFlowers
07/10/20 5:15:46 PM
#92:


This might be the cringiest topic on CE

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78836265

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MabusIncarnate
07/10/20 5:31:40 PM
#93:


lol, Austin is a weird dude

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TreyFlowers
07/10/20 5:34:37 PM
#94:


He reckons he's married with kids but obsesses over the girls here

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JimCarrysToe
07/10/20 5:37:12 PM
#95:


Dear god....


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YugiNoob
07/10/20 5:43:09 PM
#96:


Yes, hes weird, which is why everyone needs to vote for me in round one of pioverlords contest thing :3

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/20 5:43:47 PM
#97:


YugiNoob posted...
Yes, hes weird, which is why everyone needs to vote for me in round one of pioverlords contest thing :3

You got my vote. That fucking guy didn't even invite me to his summer party.

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YugiNoob
07/10/20 5:47:02 PM
#98:


Bunny looks out for EVERYONE, not just elitist snobs :3

It is my promise that all of my parties will be open to any and all who wish to attend. Except Austin becuz he sucks >:(

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TreyFlowers
07/10/20 5:56:23 PM
#99:


When's your vote against him? Post in this topic so I don't miss it

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TreyFlowers
07/10/20 5:59:50 PM
#100:


Nearly cracked on dry July last night but held strong. 10 days down 21 to go

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