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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/20 6:00:59 PM
#101:


What are you doing to keep from fucking losing it completely?

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TreyFlowers
07/10/20 6:11:03 PM
#102:


I'm pretty stubborn and I said I'd do it. Once I've committed to something I have to do it. I'd go more insane if I broke it.

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JimCarrysToe
07/10/20 6:48:16 PM
#103:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwCL3HahgS8


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YugiNoob
07/10/20 6:54:18 PM
#104:


Ill need to check the pools when my thing is after work. I have it bookmarked on my laptop :3

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CanuckCowboy
07/10/20 7:09:36 PM
#105:


JimCarrysToe posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwCL3HahgS8

I...

ummm....

well then.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/20 7:29:57 PM
#106:


Godamnit I love my gf but she tells me "call you in a sec" and then diddle fucks around for 8 hours. I just need to know if i'm going to her place tonight or if she's coming here. I'd like to drink right now but I can't because if I do and she wants me to go over there I cant drive and she'll get pissed. Communication baby!!! We need it in our lives! I think she's also pissed because I hung up on her the other night. I wasn't mad, I just couldn't hear her. We never called each other back so I figure she's a little pissed about that but she won't say anything because she lets alllllll the little things build up like an ejaculation and then just unloads all over me.

H Christ I tell ya. I need a drink. Actually i'd like many but I have to be a good person and wait for her. And she won't call until like 11pm and i'm going to be highly highly upset and let it build up in my storage tank of anger.

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matteus70
07/10/20 7:39:52 PM
#107:


Here's an official endorsement: If you left your empties out overnight and have fruit flies get this fucking thing

https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B01EXES2SK/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

and watch the fireworks.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/20 7:41:18 PM
#108:


I do have fruit flies and I have seen those in stores. I just know id' electrocute myself constantly with it.

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CanuckCowboy
07/10/20 7:43:09 PM
#109:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Godamnit I love my gf but she tells me "call you in a sec" and then diddle fucks around for 8 hours. I just need to know if i'm going to her place tonight or if she's coming here. I'd like to drink right now but I can't because if I do and she wants me to go over there I cant drive and she'll get pissed. Communication baby!!! We need it in our lives! I think she's also pissed because I hung up on her the other night. I wasn't mad, I just couldn't hear her. We never called each other back so I figure she's a little pissed about that but she won't say anything because she lets alllllll the little things build up like an ejaculation and then just unloads all over me.

H Christ I tell ya. I need a drink. Actually i'd like many but I have to be a good person and wait for her. And she won't call until like 11pm and i'm going to be highly highly upset and let it build up in my storage tank of anger.

This is one of the reasons i suck so much at relationships. At some point imma get sick of so ending my whole day waiting on her and either get caught up doing other stuff or else be drunk and stoned af by the time she shows up.

Some girls dont mind the latter but also those girls tend to cause me to make even more poor life choices. Lol.

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matteus70
07/10/20 7:44:03 PM
#110:


True the threat of zapping yourself is real.

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So_Hajile
07/10/20 7:55:46 PM
#111:


https://youtu.be/vi13lI_qH54
I'm thinking it's the somber tone, but this song has been stuck in my head for a while.

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MabusIncarnate
07/10/20 8:00:41 PM
#112:


matteus70 posted...
Here's an official endorsement: If you left your empties out overnight and have fruit flies get this fucking thing

https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B01EXES2SK/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

and watch the fireworks.
Oh my god I need one. It's gonna sound cruel but when I was a kid I used to whack fireflies out of the air with a wiffle bat because they stay lit for like a minute after dying so they would bounce off the bat like a yellow laser.

I could see me being blasted on the front lawn swinging away at them with this electric racket

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TreyFlowers
07/10/20 8:02:04 PM
#113:


I just did the longest outdoor run I've done in like 6 years. Only 4.25km (2.61 miles), but I live in a really hilly area.

I did 5.66km on the treadmill the other day at the gym (3.5 miles)

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CanuckCowboy
07/10/20 8:11:25 PM
#114:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Oh my god I need one. It's gonna sound cruel but when I was a kid I used to whack fireflies out of the air with a wiffle bat because they stay lit for like a minute after dying so they would bounce off the bat like a yellow laser.

I could see me being blasted on the front lawn swinging away at them with this electric racket

I have too much fun watching walter tear around loke a mad man smashing into shit in pursuit of the fly tbh.

Otherwise thatd be cool as hell.

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TreyFlowers
07/10/20 8:11:57 PM
#115:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I have too much fun watching walter tear around loke a mad man smashing into shit in pursuit of the fly tbh.

Otherwise thatd be cool as hell.

Yeah, Pia loves chasing bugs around the apartment.

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JimCarrysToe
07/10/20 9:41:44 PM
#116:


Damnit! The inventor of the segway dying by riding a segway off a cliff was a myth! I mean he DID die driving a segway off a cliff, he just wasn't the inventor. He bought the company.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5oCmauEekw

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/20 10:04:18 PM
#117:


CAH tonight anyone? I'm getting drunk fuck it.

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WaterLink
07/10/20 10:05:50 PM
#118:


So now im playing RE0 and now im missing the playtime of RE4 lol. I miss my attache case and its kinda bullshit that Billy can't combine herbs? At least dropping items leaves them at that spot but only 6 slots for items is gonna take some getting used to again as well as not having free aim.
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WaterLink
07/10/20 10:06:37 PM
#119:


If yall wanna get a game going now I'm down. My girl gets off work in 2 hours and goes back in the morning so when she gets here im probably out of here for the night.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/20 10:08:10 PM
#120:


WaterLink posted...
If yall wanna get a game going now I'm down. My girl gets off work in 2 hours and goes back in the morning so when she gets here im probably out of here for the night.

That's my situation. My gf is off right now but didn't answer my call so if she calls later wanting me to go over or go get her screw that shit. She has a car and two working legs. Again I love her but I hate it when people don't communicate.

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YugiNoob
07/10/20 10:14:28 PM
#121:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I do have fruit flies and I have seen those in stores. I just know id' electrocute myself constantly with it.
...intentionally D:

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/20 10:15:54 PM
#122:


Wellllllll ya gotta see how bad it is. But after that I would be just playing with it and probably drop it down where I don't want to ever get electrocuted.

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WaterLink
07/10/20 10:19:10 PM
#123:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
WaterLink posted...
If yall wanna get a game going now I'm down. My girl gets off work in 2 hours and goes back in the morning so when she gets here im probably out of here for the night.

That's my situation. My gf is off right now but didn't answer my call so if she calls later wanting me to go over or go get her screw that shit. She has a car and two working legs. Again I love her but I hate it when people don't communicate.

Either that or plan ahead during the week. At this point my girl pretty much spends every weekend over here with me and every once in a while will stop by during the week after work but we still always make sure during the week in case either of us have something going on. She's been working a double today so I haven't even talked to her since the morning but I still know she'll be here after work ya know?

But yeah I agree. Communication is key.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/20 10:22:06 PM
#124:


I told her this morning "Hey babe can't wait to see you later" then I sent her another message asking if she wanted to hang out and she said "ill call you in a sec" that was like 8 hours ago. I'm not the bad guy here today.

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So_Hajile
07/10/20 10:24:12 PM
#125:


WaterLink posted...
So now im playing RE0
I'm sorry. :(

We've all been there. I mean, it came out around the time of REmake and it has Rebecca. Plus, it can fill in the gaps about the Bravo team. It should be awesome!

Yeah, it's anything but. I knew there was trouble when the Final Fantasy villain appeared in the intro and started to sing.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/20 10:29:50 PM
#126:


@JimCarrysToe Get a game going

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WaterLink
07/10/20 10:31:17 PM
#127:


So_Hajile posted...
Yeah, it's anything but. I knew there was trouble when the Final Fantasy villain appeared in the intro and started to sing.

Yeah I kinda wtfed during the 2 scenes I've seen of him/her so far. Typical androgynous anime villain. And I couldn't tell if they were singing or if it was background music but I was like "wtf is this opera shit with this person just staring at the train while on a hill"

I just fought that giant lobster and basically wasted all my ammo doing so. I'm not sure how I feel about this partner thing but I heard thats how 5 and 6 are as well so I better get used to it lol
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JimCarrysToe
07/10/20 10:41:42 PM
#128:


https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/gameold.jsp#game=7

Password Jim

@assulttank
@funcoot
@nevershine
@moh82sy
@ApherosyLove
@YugiNoob
@Proofpyros
@DeadBankerDream
@SK13
@Kajagogo

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JimCarrysToe
07/10/20 10:42:33 PM
#129:


https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/gameold.jsp#game=7

Pass Jim

@JTilly
@waterlink
@So_Hajile
@Hexenherz
@IfGodCouldDie
@DeadBankerDream
@CanuckCowboy
@Harpie
@Questionmarktarius
@Pus_N_Pecans

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dj1200
07/10/20 10:43:04 PM
#130:


I'm having a grapefruit beer.

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JimCarrysToe
07/10/20 10:43:12 PM
#131:


@Johnny_Nutcase @MabusIncarnate ^^^

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/20 10:48:55 PM
#132:




@nevershine
@YugiNoob

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Questionmarktarius
07/10/20 10:54:28 PM
#133:


...did I join the right one?
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YugiNoob
07/10/20 10:55:52 PM
#134:


Sorry Ill be a tad late. I forgot my sandwich in the fridge at work so I had to go back :<

Hopefully you guys will still be on :3

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So_Hajile
07/10/20 10:58:58 PM
#135:


YugiNoob posted...
Sorry Ill be a tad late. I forgot my sandwich in the fridge at work so I had to go back :<

Hopefully you guys will still be on :3
....I'll ask the important question: what kind of sandwich?

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JimCarrysToe
07/10/20 11:04:52 PM
#136:


Questionmarktarius posted...
...did I join the right one?
@Questionmarktarius heres the link again password Jim

https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/gameold.jsp#game=7

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Questionmarktarius
07/10/20 11:08:38 PM
#137:


what's the game's name?
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/20 11:18:44 PM
#138:


Who was in game as Jim?

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YugiNoob
07/10/20 11:19:29 PM
#139:


So_Hajile posted...
....I'll ask the important question: what kind of sandwich?
Egg salad :3

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inloveanddeath0
07/10/20 11:21:20 PM
#140:


The only pants here are from the dogs

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Questionmarktarius
07/10/20 11:22:00 PM
#141:


for reference:

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CanuckCowboy
07/10/20 11:24:50 PM
#142:


Is it too late? I was busy hanging out by a waterfall using trees as a hamock and wearing a t shirt that i think its almost 25 years old. Like its definitely well over 20 years old.

It seems like its too late. Im going back pit to my waterfall hammock

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WaterLink
07/10/20 11:26:04 PM
#143:


Goddammit canuck just join!!!!
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IfGodCouldDie
07/10/20 11:31:08 PM
#144:


Unfortunately I have to pass tonight because I work.

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Jiggy101011
07/10/20 11:31:57 PM
#145:




Cheers everyone!

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JimCarrysToe
07/10/20 11:36:44 PM
#146:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Is it too late? I was busy hanging out by a waterfall using trees as a hamock and wearing a t shirt that i think its almost 25 years old. Like its definitely well over 20 years old.

It seems like its too late. Im going back pit to my waterfall hammock
@CanuckCowboy NO NO it's not too late

https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/gameold.jsp#game=7

Password Jim

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MabusIncarnate
07/10/20 11:55:33 PM
#147:


Jiggy101011 posted...


Cheers everyone!
Is that your tank?

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JimCarrysToe
07/11/20 12:01:53 AM
#148:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1061-1061-sex-and-sexuality

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Questionmarktarius
07/11/20 12:02:59 AM
#149:


Infinite score limit, you cowards!
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JimCarrysToe
07/11/20 12:06:44 AM
#150:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Infinite score limit, you cowards!
What? Why!

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