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YugiNoob
07/12/20 10:18:30 PM
#301:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Out of desperation my dad got a shock collar for one of his dogs and he always kept it at one. Basically a you get annoyed if you run off into oblivion deal.

Anyways one time he dared me to put it around my wrist and take a shock at ten.

Jesus fuck it was insane. My arm was flailing outside of my control.

I mean that would stop a dog from running off but wow. No wonder my dad never put it on that dog above one.
Thou art officially named Michael Kelso

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/12/20 10:20:48 PM
#302:


Anyone wanna play CAH tonight? My gf has been sleeping since 2am and it's now..... 8:20pm


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YugiNoob
07/12/20 10:23:03 PM
#303:


What time is that gonna be? I need to have a family dinner in about an hour or so :<

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So_Hajile
07/12/20 10:24:44 PM
#304:


Sure depending on the time. Just @ me when it gets going and I'll stop in if I'm around.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/12/20 10:24:47 PM
#305:


Depends on @JimCarrysToe

Actually I can make a game. Just need to know if there's interest.

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CanuckCowboy
07/12/20 10:26:32 PM
#306:


YugiNoob posted...
Thou art officially named Michael Kelso

https://youtu.be/jfrvmbPYuso?t=82

Lol. I remember that.

I could not imagine having it on your neck.

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CanuckCowboy
07/12/20 10:31:55 PM
#307:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Depends on @JimCarrysToe

Actually I can make a game. Just need to know if there's interest.

No one ever starts the game till im fucking hammered and wanna go wander.

....its 7:30 here though so i guess thats on me.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/12/20 10:32:57 PM
#308:


That's point bro. I can't play that shit sober. I mean I can, but it's not as fun.

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YugiNoob
07/12/20 10:33:26 PM
#309:


I mean I'm willing to play, but the problem is that my time zone lags so far behind :<

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/12/20 10:35:30 PM
#310:


They drink in Hallukalickysuckyfucky, Hawaii right? Get to it.

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CanuckCowboy
07/12/20 10:39:29 PM
#311:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That's point bro. I can't play that shit sober. I mean I can, but it's not as fun.

lol. yeah that makes sense.

I guess i got a fine line between perfect drunk and i have to go outside or pass out drunk. >_>

and im straddling it. Actually imma go jump in the lake again but if a game starts tonight and im back im in


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NOM
07/12/20 10:39:59 PM
#312:


Downing some Sailor Jerry right now folks. Gonna be a good night matey

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/12/20 10:41:29 PM
#313:


I love the Rum enthusiasm lately. Just avoid Captain shit ass Morgan and you almost can't go wrong.


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Johnny_Nutcase
07/12/20 10:44:19 PM
#314:


https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/gameold.jsp#game=13

Password = Jim

@MabusIncarnate
@CanuckCowboy
@JimCarrysToe
@YugiNoob
@nevershine
@Harpie
@WaterLink
@nyoneelseimissed

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YugiNoob
07/12/20 10:46:31 PM
#315:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
They drink in Hallukalickysuckyfucky, Hawaii right? Get to it.
Wtf is that lol

Also sorry my dinner is in about half an hour so I cant play unless the games go on for a long time :<

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CanuckCowboy
07/12/20 10:47:26 PM
#316:


Ok im in.

also i think i said it before but i never played cah. Im aware of the basic idea though

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nevershine
07/12/20 10:47:26 PM
#317:


i can be on in a few

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CanuckCowboy
07/12/20 10:50:19 PM
#318:


I am still in but ill be gone for 15 mins or so. I really do gotta go jump in tje lake to stay up

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/12/20 10:51:01 PM
#319:


Oh yeah I forgot. Switch to the old version when you join. Makes everything better.

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CanuckCowboy
07/12/20 11:03:36 PM
#320:


Im back..I joined on my phone earlier but imma leave and come in on my laptop

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NOM
07/12/20 11:07:40 PM
#321:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I love the Rum enthusiasm lately. Just avoid Captain shit ass Morgan and you almost can't go wrong.
Hey hey! Captain is my go to!

I'll fite u Johnny

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/12/20 11:12:00 PM
#322:


I'm drinking it now but yes we shall fight later.

BREAKING NEWS: CANUCK HAS FUCKING JOINED A CAH GAME!

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Zero_Destroyer
07/12/20 11:12:45 PM
#323:


was nearly a firefight bystander. no shots ended up being fired but uh yeah drinking rn

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CanuckCowboy
07/12/20 11:38:48 PM
#324:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'm drinking it now but yes we shall fight later.

BREAKING NEWS: CANUCK HAS FUCKING JOINED A CAH GAME!

Good times

also i got johnnys back. Lets all turn this shit into an old west saloon brawl.

Those always looked fun as fuck.

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CanuckCowboy
07/12/20 11:40:48 PM
#325:


Zero_Destroyer posted...
was nearly a firefight bystander. no shots ended up being fired but uh yeah drinking rn

Well that would be fucking intense.

Ive only ever been around stabbings and potential stabbings. Although when i was like 23 a coke dealer i knew got robbed at gunpoint and the dude who did it... well shouldnt have or shoulda had a mask.... but the awesome part is he left his backpack behind and it was literally just a big bag of porn mags. In loke 2005

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/12/20 11:42:45 PM
#326:


Sorry guys I got the boot. I did win a complete game though .....Still reigning champ but Canuck is a good player. That kids got spunk.

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CanuckCowboy
07/12/20 11:42:59 PM
#327:


IS everyone done?

my cat is a dick and somehow does a thing where he closes my browser and opens a new one and i dont even know how to do that.

I was a half hour into a youtube doc earier and he did it and i had to use my history to even get back there

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CanuckCowboy
07/12/20 11:44:12 PM
#328:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Sorry guys I got the boot. I did win a complete game though .....Still reigning champ but Canuck is a good player. That kids got spunk.

In the future ill be around way more.

Cah is brilliant. I also wanna play settlers of whatever but again i dont have friends who play boardgames or card games besides poker irl so i probly never will

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/12/20 11:48:34 PM
#329:


I'll play again if anyone else wants. This title belt gets heavy carrying it around all the time.

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CanuckCowboy
07/12/20 11:50:46 PM
#330:


Wtf vape pen was playing with my walter and now its gone. I always think its cute when he fights my drug paraphernalia but wtf where did it go?

That damn cat i tells ya.

....wow. Something got mixed up there.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/12/20 11:52:18 PM
#331:


It's his now.

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CanuckCowboy
07/12/20 11:52:19 PM
#332:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'll play again if anyone else wants. This title belt gets heavy carrying it around all the time.

Now that ive participated i feel its safe to say you are the 2010s gsp of cah

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CanuckCowboy
07/12/20 11:53:24 PM
#333:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
It's his now.

HEs done it with my keys so many times.

I always just watch and laugh but then i need the thing he was fucking with and its like.... well played cat.

Oh wait he was just laying on it. Crisis averted can get more stoned. Except his weiggt was on the button and its super hit and I probly gotta reload it. Sneaky fucker.


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Johnny_Nutcase
07/12/20 11:57:22 PM
#334:


At some point you're going to have to show him who's who and take a shit in his litter box. Obviously when he's dead asleep.

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JimCarrysToe
07/12/20 11:59:46 PM
#335:


Ah shit canuck finally joins and I missed it

Ofcourse lol

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CanuckCowboy
07/13/20 12:00:20 AM
#336:


It almost might be worth it for his reaction.

i stopped using my towel rod cause he would pull the towel down and shove it in his box if i wasnt prompt enough in cleaning it or if i have the audacity to do a full wash and litter change.

He can pull it off my shower curtain bar now so i jave to walk a fine line. Lol


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Johnny_Nutcase
07/13/20 12:01:22 AM
#337:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Ah shit canuck finally joins and I missed it

Ofcourse lol

Your girlfriend Luna joined too but she idled out a few times.

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CanuckCowboy
07/13/20 12:02:55 AM
#338:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Your girlfriend Luna joined too but she idled out a few times.

I had no idea who she was before earlier today but she seems coo based off that topic anyways.

I dont think she she played a card but the more the merrier. Says the guy who never played before today.

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CanuckCowboy
07/13/20 12:05:12 AM
#339:


now that i know what the blanks are i think i could do better. only one i used was a targeted message at the asshole biting my legs. >_>

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/13/20 12:07:02 AM
#340:


I got a point with a Walter card myself.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/13/20 12:09:46 AM
#341:


Time to play where the fuck is @MabusIncarnate tonight?

I'll go first. I think his wife caught him passed out under the same tree for the last time this morning.

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CanuckCowboy
07/13/20 12:20:27 AM
#342:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I got a point with a Walter card myself.

Fuck yeah.

Also i dont think anyone but mabus watches hockey and hes a wings fan but fuck

https://theathletic.com/1924336/2020/07/12/sources-multiple-montreal-canadiens-players-test-positive-for-covid-19/?amp

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/13/20 12:23:07 AM
#343:


Oh shit man there's no sports this year. Last I checked 31 MLB players tested positive. NBA is trying this bubble bullshit that's going to end in utter failure. NFL is a coin toss. College sports in the US are on the serious no go with multiple divisions opting out this season. We need to face facts this year is a fucking write off.

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CanuckCowboy
07/13/20 12:25:44 AM
#344:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh shit man there's no sports this year. Last I checked 31 MLB players tested positive. NBA is trying this bubble bullshit that's going to end in utter failure. NFL is a coin toss. College sports in the US are on the serious no go with multiple divisions opting out this season. We need to face facts this year is a fucking write off.

Yeah the nhl playoffs havent even started and its well into what would be the off season.

Hang em up you idiots.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/13/20 12:32:01 AM
#345:


As much as I love the USA it's just painful to watch how stupid states like Florida logically conclude that Walt fucking Disney World should reopen when they're getting whacked with 10k plus new cases a day..... I mean... fuck. And what it alllllll boils down to ultimately is our citizens. There's way too many godamn idiots.

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TreyFlowers
07/13/20 12:32:23 AM
#346:


Watch AFL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US2R5VUWVdQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__aHj5Dp2fA&t=74s

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CanuckCowboy
07/13/20 12:37:35 AM
#347:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
As much as I love the USA it's just painful to watch how stupid states like Florida logically conclude that Walt fucking Disney World should reopen when they're getting whacked with 10k plus new cases a day..... I mean... fuck. And what it alllllll boils down to ultimately is our citizens. There's way too many godamn idiots.

Man i really dont wanna trash americans from my perspective but yeah. we just stayed locked down a little longer and there wasnt much resistance and now its pretty good here.

I mean fuckin wexit was a thing so we have our share of morons but they seem to tone it down when its a global health issue.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/13/20 12:38:11 AM
#348:


My gf has been asleep for almost 24 hours now. She got up to piss and shit and and a little bit but she's just been sleeping. What the fuck? I know she's been stressed but how can you sleep for that long?

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CanuckCowboy
07/13/20 12:40:27 AM
#349:


Fuck i made 4 cool things in grade 8 metal shop, gave my mom the flower, and now i can only find two of the other ones.

I hadnt thought of em forever till that topic and my mom still has the metal lotus displayed till this day.... but where did the mortal kombat symbol go? Now im sad. >_>



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CanuckCowboy
07/13/20 12:56:35 AM
#350:


Well fuck. I cant find it anywhere.

Found the only remains of the broadcast tower from the ok mountain park fire from my radio days which i saved.

That was a whole shack and the only thing tjat sorta survived was the deadbolt.



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