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Johnny_Nutcase
07/09/20 2:40:36 AM
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@MabusIncarnate
@a-c-a-b
@CanuckCowboy
@JimCarrysToe
@WaterLink
@ your own discreionfjfl;akf;jk

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MabusIncarnate
07/09/20 2:45:46 AM
#2:


I saved a list this time

@Johnny_Nutcase
@CanuckCowboy
@a-c-a-b
@JimCarrysToe
@TreyFlowers
@WaterLink
@BlazinBlue88
@butthole666
@So_Hajile
@Tyrannosaurus

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MabusIncarnate
07/09/20 2:46:10 AM
#3:


@Harpie
@nevershine
@DrizztLink
@moh82sy
@YugiNoob
@teepan95
@PatrickMahomes
@matteus70
@Pus_N_Pecans
@RoadsterUFO

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TreyFlowers
07/09/20 2:50:13 AM
#4:


The people are growing

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/09/20 2:53:18 AM
#5:


We're not actually as fucked as people make us out to be.

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YugiNoob
07/09/20 2:53:36 AM
#6:


El tago

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MabusIncarnate
07/09/20 2:56:01 AM
#7:


I feel like Johnny made a good point about saying it's a general that mods don't delete posts in, and it really is. It's rare a mod intervenes here, because we aren't assholes to each other. Every now and then a-c-a-b talks about smoking crack and gets modded, but it's in good fun and we all get a laugh. It's not like we are fighting and arguing all the time. This is the chillest general for the best bros and gals.

It's a nice break from the politics, and the racism, and all the other shit that clogs up CE and makes it toxic.

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WaterLink
07/09/20 3:08:49 AM
#8:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I feel like Johnny made a good point about saying it's a general that mods don't delete posts in, and it really is. It's rare a mod intervenes here, because we aren't assholes to each other. Every now and then a-c-a-b talks about smoking crack and gets modded, but it's in good fun and we all get a laugh. It's not like we are fighting and arguing all the time. This is the chillest general for the best bros and gals.

It's a nice break from the politics, and the racism, and all the other shit that clogs up CE and makes it toxic.

Amen. And even though it's a drinking general we still have people that don't even drink that post in here. It's nice to get some slice of everyday life stuff from here and talk about whatever's going on personally and not nationally/worldwide. It's mainly "don't be a dick and just be cool and shoot the shit" general if anything.

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MabusIncarnate
07/09/20 3:13:29 AM
#9:


That's how I always see it for sure. All are welcome if they bring a good attitude and disposition with them. I don't care if you drink or not, just be cool and tolerate our drunkenness.

With that said, look at this beast 2.5 inch long leaf bug that was trying to bite me when I got in too close for a pic today.



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Johnny_Nutcase
07/09/20 3:15:42 AM
#10:


Looks like it's trying to be a praying mantis but lost all faith for some covid-19 reason.


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MabusIncarnate
07/09/20 3:19:33 AM
#11:


It was legit aggressive, I was trying to get a side shot, and it kept facing me, then it flew toward me and nearly landed on my foot. Then it climbed up this here porch chair like it was gonna do something. Not gonna lie, I was tipsy and a bit nervous it was gonna fly on my arm and chomp me. They do bite, I looked it up.

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WaterLink
07/09/20 3:25:12 AM
#12:


It's just camera shy bro. Did you get its consent to take its pic? You probably owe it at least a bite.

But what kind of damage does a bite from that thing even do? Doesn't look very dangerous

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MabusIncarnate
07/09/20 3:27:12 AM
#13:


WaterLink posted...
It's just camera shy bro. Did you get its consent to take its pic? You probably owe it at least a bite.

But what kind of damage does a bite from that thing even do? Doesn't look very dangerous
Just a bite, nothing more. Kind of like a mouse bite. Breaks skin, makes you bleed a bit but no venom.

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YugiNoob
07/09/20 3:34:37 AM
#14:


What is that anyway? It kinda reminds me of a katydid. Random picture of a nightmarish katydid


BTW that's not me. If I saw that thing, I'd torch it and everything in a 10 block radius. Like fuck I would let it get anywhere near me D:

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WaterLink
07/09/20 3:38:11 AM
#15:


That's a fucking mutant insect. Like some shit you'd find on King Kong's island

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MabusIncarnate
07/09/20 3:39:34 AM
#16:


Yeah it's legit called a katydid, dolomedes told me that. In the USA they get like max 3 inches. In the Amazon they will eat your face and soul.

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WaterLink
07/09/20 3:42:13 AM
#17:


Yeah the Amazon is full of crazy shit. That's a hypothetical me and my coworkers used to get into back when I was still working in restaurants. "How long do you think you can survive by yourself in the Amazon Rain Forest?" and it's kind of shocking how many people think they'd be A OK like it's just your average camping trip. >_>

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Tyrannosaurus
07/09/20 3:58:44 AM
#18:


Sorry, Ive been on a creepypasta livestream... https://youtu.be/FUJ3MSEv-C4
a good drunk sleep background noise when thinking of sleeping.

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TreyFlowers
07/09/20 4:09:46 AM
#19:


I haven't been modded for talking about my coke usage. See the trick is if you snort rather than smoke it they wont mod you @a-c-a-b

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/09/20 4:13:11 AM
#20:


I got wiped out for calling what's her whore the wrong name. Called her Margaret or some shit. Mods said NO!

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/09/20 4:23:36 AM
#21:


I don't think anybody who's worth their shit in their pants is ok with @Tyrannosaurus doing a cool cap of 500 on our drinking topic. I mean how pathetic can one person possibly be to do that without even engaging in conversation.

@Tyrannosaurus Before we completely write you out of our lives, what made you so cool to think you were cool capping off a drinking topic? Like what were you thinking? God you're gross

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/09/20 4:29:38 AM
#22:


#Hopefulheartfailureforone

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TreyFlowers
07/09/20 4:35:28 AM
#23:


I don't get people who rush to get the 500th post. Especially when they weren't even in the topic

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/09/20 4:37:05 AM
#24:


I hope nothing but the worst for him in life.

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WaterLink
07/09/20 4:42:34 AM
#25:


Eh, he's posted in our topics enough and seems cool enough. It is kinda weird he came out of nowhere to end it at the end but it's not like he was some rando
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agoatthief
07/09/20 4:43:38 AM
#26:


I stand with Caution on the not wearing any pants thing.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/09/20 4:44:07 AM
#27:


@Tyrannosaurus

Care to explain your actions?

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agoatthief
07/09/20 4:44:49 AM
#28:


he has goat in his signature so i think we should let him off with a warning

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/09/20 4:54:11 AM
#29:


How do you drink an entire half gallon of rum and walk away pissed off? Captain F Morgan that's how. Worst "hard liquor"

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WaterLink
07/09/20 4:58:10 AM
#30:


Cap Morgan is ok but it ain't all that. Get you some Sailor Jerry's or Kraken if you're getting spiced rum.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/09/20 5:36:10 AM
#31:


It's all spiced rum..... It all gets ya some drunk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWfbrSs_6Ek

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BlazinBlue88
07/09/20 8:53:04 AM
#32:


For spiced rum I go for the bacardi oakheart. Kraken is alright but a little too sweet for me.

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Caution999
07/09/20 9:06:56 AM
#33:


agoatthief posted...
I stand with Caution on the not wearing any pants thing.


aww yeah

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PatrickMahomes
07/09/20 10:20:52 AM
#34:


captain is fine as a mixer but i cant drink that shit straight

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butthole666
07/09/20 10:35:56 AM
#35:


Big fan of a captain & coke though

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PatrickMahomes
07/09/20 10:49:30 AM
#36:


butthole666 posted...
Big fan of a captain & coke though
yes

one time i found a 12 pack of vanilla cokes left behind on a shopping cart in the parking lot. YEETED that shit and got some captain with it and it was so good

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MabusIncarnate
07/09/20 2:17:51 PM
#37:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't think anybody who's worth their shit in their pants is ok with @Tyrannosaurus doing a cool cap of 500 on our drinking topic. I mean how pathetic can one person possibly be to do that without even engaging in conversation.

@Tyrannosaurus Before we completely write you out of our lives, what made you so cool to think you were cool capping off a drinking topic? Like what were you thinking? God you're gross
Bro hes posted in a lot of our threads in the past, he was off and on active here for a few months. Hes cool.

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SpaceBear_
07/09/20 2:21:32 PM
#38:


Hey guys, room for one more?

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JimCarrysToe
07/09/20 5:38:25 PM
#39:


Welp, we're pretty much getting kicked out of our apartment in november. They're jacking up rent and banning pets. Theres also something going on with the hot water and they're not turning it back on til next week? Idk my mom likes to talk and walk around everywhere where I can't hear her and I can't follow her cuz I'm washing dishes.

Anyway we're moving back to the tiny roach infested one bedroom apartment where our neighbors are highly likely to be homeless drug addicts that broke in and started squatting. Not even joking. Hopefully it'll only be until october of next year, they're saving up so we'll be able to get a house. Buuuut shes been saying that for years and I know shes kind of a compulsive spender that can't let money go unspent. Hopefully this is the kick she needs tho to stop being like that.

And speaking of pants.... I'm not gonna be able to sleep without them anymore :(

I'm kinda wondering how difficult making money on onlyfans would be.... I'd love to just make my own money and get the hell out of here and away from my mom...... I'll probably never do it tho.

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YugiNoob
07/09/20 5:46:52 PM
#40:


Thats awful Jim :((

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So_Hajile
07/09/20 5:53:02 PM
#41:


MabusIncarnate posted...
It's a nice break from the politics, and the racism, and all the other s*** that clogs up CE and makes it toxic.
Words of truth.

JimCarrysToe posted...
Welp, we're pretty much getting kicked out of our apartment in november. They're jacking up rent and banning pets. Theres also something going on with the hot water and they're not turning it back on til next week? Idk my mom likes to talk and walk around everywhere where I can't hear her and I can't follow her cuz I'm washing dishes.

Anyway we're moving back to the tiny roach infested one bedroom apartment where our neighbors are highly likely to be homeless drug addicts that broke in and started squatting. Not even joking. Hopefully it'll only be until october of next year, they're saving up so we'll be able to get a house. Buuuut shes been saying that for years and I know shes kind of a compulsive spender that can't let money go unspent. Hopefully this is the kick she needs tho to stop being like that.

And speaking of pants.... I'm not gonna be able to sleep without them anymore :(

I'm kinda wondering how difficult making money on onlyfans would be.... I'd love to just make my own money and get the hell out of here and away from my mom...... I'll probably never do it tho.
Holy crap, Jim. I know so little of you so this is probably common knowledge among everyone else here. Can you move out on your own as things are? Do you need to be with your mother? Maybe a job so you can save and move?

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/09/20 6:18:13 PM
#42:


Sucks Jim. You can come up the road to NM and stay in my shed if you ever need to. All I need you to do is some light yard work, roof work, electrical work, and don't let me glass get empty.

On a positive note. Who want's to play CAH tonight? Let's get some commitment going here FOLKS!

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TreyFlowers
07/09/20 6:22:48 PM
#43:


Damn that sucks ass Jim. Just start streaming yourself playing games on Twitch, you're a girl so you'll be a partner after like a week.

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JimCarrysToe
07/09/20 6:25:31 PM
#44:


So_Hajile posted...
Words of truth.

Holy crap, Jim. I know so little of you so this is probably common knowledge among everyone else here. Can you move out on your own as things are? Do you need to be with your mother? Maybe a job so you can save and move?
Oh dear.... well long story short, mom wouldn't put me in school for whatever reason so I've pretty much been raised to be an anxiety riddled idiot with no social skills and completely dependent on her for everything. Soooo... no, yes, and no? I'm to terrified to be a stripper or anything like that, so its cam girl or bust, but I'm pretty sure I wont make enough in the short time I've got before we move and I have no privacy. Yea, I'm screwed. Not that I was gonna do it anyway, all I do is fantasize about things.

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JimCarrysToe
07/09/20 6:32:23 PM
#45:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Sucks Jim. You can come up the road to NM and stay in my shed if you ever need to. All I need you to do is some light yard work, roof work, electrical work, and don't let me glass get empty.

On a positive note. Who want's to play CAH tonight? Let's get some commitment going here FOLKS!
*sigh* if only I knew anything about roofs and electrical stuffs. I probably won't be playing tonight due to packing, she wants to get out and into the new apartment asap even tho we've got til nov :P

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So_Hajile
07/09/20 6:44:16 PM
#46:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Oh dear.... well long story short, mom wouldn't put me in school for whatever reason so I've pretty much been raised to be an anxiety riddled idiot with no social skills and completely dependent on her for everything. Soooo... no, yes, and no? I'm to terrified to be a stripper or anything like that, so its cam girl or bust, but I'm pretty sure I wont make enough in the short time I've got before we move and I have no privacy. Yea, I'm screwed. Not that I was gonna do it anyway, all I do is fantasize about things.
Damn. You've been placed in a situation that you have to depend on her. Any friends you could move in with instead?

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JimCarrysToe
07/09/20 6:49:34 PM
#47:


So_Hajile posted...
Damn. You've been placed in a situation that you have to depend on her. Any friends you could move in with instead?
Other than johnnys shed? Nope. Only irl friend I had moved to florida and stopped talking to me when I was 15.

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TreyFlowers
07/09/20 6:50:21 PM
#48:


It kind of sounds like she's holding you hostage, tbqh.

Could you go to the police about that? Although I guess that'd leave you with literally nothing

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JimCarrysToe
07/09/20 6:55:46 PM
#49:


TreyFlowers posted...
It kind of sounds like she's holding you hostage, tbqh.

Could you go to the police about that? Although I guess that'd leave you with literally nothing
Idk if the police would do anything, I'm not literally locked in my room or anything.

We stayed with this lady for a little while when I was 12, she'd talk to me when my mom wasn't there and try to convince me to let her help me get my mom to put me in school but I didn't want to piss my mom off. I regret everyday that I didn't take her help.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/09/20 7:01:34 PM
#50:


How difficult is it to get a job? I mean like is it really bad anxiety? With the current situation we find ourselves in, working from might be an option for you.

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