Board 8 > ITT, I post excerpts from The Last of Us 2 board. No spoilers.

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 1:50:59 AM
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You have all the hallmarks of someone who's very jelly, and being jelly is not nice mmm'kay. Just because someone else is successful, doesn't mean you should be a hater about it, mmm'kay? Don't be a jelly-jelly hater sandwich, do you want to go to the jelly school?

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 1:52:19 AM
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Do you shit up every board with sjw stuff or what?

lol I don't even remember who you are but I have you tagged as "whiny secret racist". Wonder why.

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 1:53:54 AM
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It's a 30 hour game that released two days ago and I have a full time job.

Are you ever going to contribute anything of value to this board?
Nope, Im going to keep slapping meme images down.

My arsenal is fully loaded, I have probably around 100+ images at this point.

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 1:55:09 AM
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Lol! No, one of the worst Westworld writers co-wrote the story. Neil Druckman is taking all the flack, but she is allowed to just be the Coachella Karen she is and just pad her resume with another creator credit and take selfies for Social Media

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DoomTheGyarados
06/21/20 1:56:38 AM
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This is the content I needed at 2am.

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 1:59:38 AM
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Disagree with verifying ownership of the game to be able to write a review of it.

That means you have to own the game, which means I have to spend my money and support ND which I do not want to do in order to write a review.

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 2:01:00 AM
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hey hon this is grandma im sorry you rupset ill talk to my prayer group ok im going to the store now im out of pralines and your grandpa said he wanted pralines so ill talk to you later ok bye

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 2:02:18 AM
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SJW has a meaning: Militant moral busybody. Hypocritically censorious and generally finds the devil (or patriarchy. Or communism. Or the <insert group here> agenda) in everything.

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 2:03:16 AM
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Why? How come Japanese games the female protagonists look beautiful and fun to play with in the game.

Are the American developers ugly feminists?

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 2:05:31 AM
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That chest... that FUCKING CHEST
I'm grossed for life

I need to see a pair of REALLY HUGE Woman tits after watching that disgusting abomination of a scene, so I can forget it forever.

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 2:13:23 AM
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It's not bad if you think it's bad, that is just your opinion. I think the writing is just fine. I am not picky or expect a video game to be exactly how i want it. I am not am entitled brat

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Hbthebattle
06/21/20 2:14:00 AM
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KamikazePotato posted...
Disagree with verifying ownership of the game to be able to write a review of it.

That means you have to own the game, which means I have to spend my money and support ND which I do not want to do in order to write a review.

Holy shit this is the best one
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Shonen_Bat
06/21/20 2:22:17 AM
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this thread just keeps on giving

but the gift is ugly Christmas sweaters

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 2:27:15 AM
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Getting late so I'm going to bed, but rest assured, this is a well that never runs dry and I'll be back tomorrow.

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Camden
06/21/20 2:48:55 AM
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Reading these is so much more entertaining when you can do it in bite sized chunks here rather than actually having to visit that board.

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NFUN
06/21/20 3:04:48 AM
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KamikazePotato posted...
That chest... that FUCKING CHEST
I'm grossed for life

I need to see a pair of REALLY HUGE Woman tits after watching that disgusting abomination of a scene, so I can forget it forever.
sorry hb, this is objectively the best one. it can't be beaten, which will just make it all the more impressive when KP posts something even more incredible tomorrow

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PrivateBiscuit1
06/21/20 4:05:34 AM
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lmao That forum is a fucking disaster right now. It's impossible to engage with people there now.

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 12:09:14 PM
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Because the game carries a sick political agenda and people are pissed that their favorite games are being turned into garbage leftist trash.

You won't don't get it if you're a child, ah bless the innocence, but us adults see exactly what's going on.

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 12:10:30 PM
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Reviewers are awarding it high marks solely for its social and political themes.

You could re-release Superman 64 next week and if interjected left wing social themes into it reviewers would give it 9.5 / 10


haha so true

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 12:11:47 PM
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It didn't bomb with gamers. We have a vocal minority here crying like little babies because their favourite toy was taken from them early on in the game, and then we have far-right trolls crying "SJW" like for pretty much every other game. No surprise there.

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TheArkOfTurus
06/21/20 12:12:02 PM
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Tag

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Leonhart4
06/21/20 12:13:12 PM
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Pirateking2000
06/21/20 12:13:57 PM
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Amazing

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 12:16:17 PM
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Why do you care if the game panders or not. You are playing a game set in a post apocalyptic universe where there is little difference anymore between male/female or anything related. People are people. What sex they are or what skin color they have or what sexual orientation they have no longer matters. If it bothers you perhaps post apocalyptic stories aren't for you
Sounds like someone needs a bigot sandwich.

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 12:19:21 PM
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You know that a review is shitty, if they give it a 5.8 instead of a 6. Pretending like they have made tons of calculations and came up with that exact number. Not a 5.9, not a 5.7....but a 5.8, PERFECT!

Prententious dogshit review.

Whole numbers on the other hand are straight to the point:
I hate the story so much, I can't possibly give this a 7, but on the other hand I find a 5 too low, so I give it a 6.

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foolm0r0n
06/21/20 12:21:04 PM
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I hope people find these posts in your history and think they're yours

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 12:23:30 PM
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Spoilers in this one, but it's for Last of Us 1. I'll still be avoiding spoilers for 2, which unfortunately cuts out a of A+ material for this topic.

Not exactly. Ellie wasn't Joel's biological daughter and even though they went through quite a bit of shit together to get to that point, Joel would have realistically died in that huge hospital firefight. So that considered, the average person would have realized how fucked the situation is and remorsefully resign their stepdaughter to her fate, or almost assuredly die in vain in firefight and only to still lose her anyway. You'd have to be a fucking idiot to judge someone for giving up when the odds are that stacked against them.

So basically your saying you would have giving up Ellie because your a pussy?

Your the type of guy to see his girl's ass get slap by a chad and say "well, we really weren't dating long enough for me to get too mad about it...and it was only once so..."

If you and I can pretend Lev is really a boy we can let Joel pretend that Ellie is his real daughter. Miss me with the Ellie is not really his daughter nonsense.

Your comment reeks of low emotional intelligence tbh.

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 12:23:49 PM
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foolm0r0n posted...
I hope people find these posts in your history and think they're yours
God I hope so

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 12:25:43 PM
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Remove all this SJW non-sense. I really do not want to see two girls kissing, I really do not want to see "le strong womyn". I just want to be a badass killing people. That's all they needed to do. SJWs ruin everything.

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 12:26:38 PM
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Things to make the game better.

Have Joel die on the toilet due to eating bad fish.
Replace Ellie with Oprah Winfrey wearing a zoot suit and carrying a Tommy gun.
Instead of having a horse, Oprah can summon Godzilla.
Pikachu. Why? Everything is better with Pikachu.

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 12:31:13 PM
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I'm looking forward to the mountains of salt about to be poured onto this game's metacritic, and the laughs I'll get from atrocious grammar, nonsensical arguments, petty complaints, rampant misinformation, and unchecked bias. Where's my popcorn

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Team Rocket Elite
06/21/20 12:35:08 PM
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KamikazePotato posted...
Pikachu. Why? Everything is better with Pikachu.


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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 12:35:12 PM
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Nice simple one to end for now because my brain is leaking out my ears:

Don't have to play the game to judge the story. There are plenty of other sources out there.

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RaidenGarai
06/21/20 12:37:16 PM
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I need so much more of this


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XIII_rocks
06/21/20 1:49:05 PM
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I feel like there's a twitter account in this

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scarletspeed7
06/21/20 1:52:32 PM
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XIII_rocks posted...
I feel like there's a twitter account in this
Phenomenal idea.

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PrivateBiscuit1
06/21/20 1:53:03 PM
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I feel like a lot of this game's issues could have been resolved if Pikachu was in it tbh.

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davidponte
06/21/20 1:55:49 PM
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KamikazePotato posted...
That chest... that FUCKING CHEST
I'm grossed for life

I need to see a pair of REALLY HUGE Woman tits after watching that disgusting abomination of a scene, so I can forget it forever.

I was trying to be as stupid as possible in the review topic when I said "you guys are just mad that there aren't any anime titties in the game", but it looks like I wasn't too far off from some people's thoughts!

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 1:57:28 PM
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davidponte posted...
I was trying to be as stupid as possible in the review topic when I said "you guys are just mad that there aren't any anime titties in the game", but it looks like I wasn't too far off from some people's thoughts!
That's the post that inspired me to make this topic

That and another one I saw (but can no longer find) where someone extensively described the brain damage someone else presumably has

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Johnbobb
06/21/20 3:28:35 PM
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tag

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ctesjbuvf
06/21/20 4:02:34 PM
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Tag

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 4:11:40 PM
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i swear does every fucking youtube post need to be re-posted here?


No. Just the credible ones. I.e., not IGN or Gamespot.

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 4:12:46 PM
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Last Of Us 3 story : A white Bible loving straight guy with a very small you know what, gets cucked as his wife bangs a black guy. He thinks it's cool because he only wants the best for his wife. He gards the door from the infected while his wife cucks him with the black guy. He then realizes that he is in fact g ay and begs to join in but gets beaten to a pulp and thrown to the infected for food, but he is saved by a racist red cap wearing psycho with a gun. You play the white cuck, instead of fighting he gets down to his knees and begs for mercy and forgiveness about his white privilage. When faced with zombies he pees his pants and hides. In the end he realizes he is worthless and nobody likes him so he kills himself. The entire community, compromising entirely of LGBT people throws a big party to celebrate the death of the last white man. A major character is a young wife trans girl that is pregnant with a white baby and decides she must have an abortion because she can't possibly have a white baby, that would be racist and people encourage her to do it because it's the right and courageous thing to do. Cucks will love it, a dream come true for them :-)

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 4:13:47 PM
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Y'all need to play the game foreal

But I have been playing the game thanks to Angry Joe and PewDiePie.

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KamikazePotato
06/21/20 4:15:48 PM
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The game also goes against my religion and makes a mockery of God. Hard pass. Druckmann can go fuck himself.

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PrivateBiscuit1
06/21/20 4:16:07 PM
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Woah The Last Of Us 3 looks lit.

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scarletspeed7
06/21/20 4:16:08 PM
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This thread convinced me.

I'm not sure of what yet, but I'm convinced about something.

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