Board 8 > Illuminati Mafia Topic 1: It begins.

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First and foremost the rules.

RULES

1. HAVE FUN!
2. DO NOT BE A JERK! I am actually going to be pretty strict on this one. Everyone will get a warning when I feel like they have crossed a line. I think it is important that we start making games less of a hate fest and I don't want to blow up a game just because I want us to be better.
3. DO NOT IN ANYWAY TRY AND META ROLE PM'S OR HOST COMMUNICATIONS. THIS WILL RESULT IN A MODKILL WITH NO WARNINGS. You can try and meta me as a host or other players due to previous games or the setup or anything within the realm of the game, but direct correspondence with me is not to be talked about in any way shape or form.
4. Any and all Modkills will result in a flip and the end of the day.
5. I am a very disorganized human being, some of you may have TOWN or MAFIA or INDY in your PM, some may not if you are confused about your alignment please PM me and I will clarify.
6. I did not give anyone a win condition in their PM unless I felt it was absolutely necessary, if you know your alignment you know what you must do to win.
7. Voting we all know.
8. I'm not about that lawyering the rules bullshit. If you think something you might want to do might be boarding a line of any kind talk to me and I will let you know if you are ok to do it.
9. I think I got the important things out of the way.
10. HAVE FUN!

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Player Tags
@Hbthebattle
@ScareChan @Fastbreak
@Aecioo
@TheSultanOfSlam
@5tarscream
@red13n @Leafeon13N
@Lolo_Guru
@MZero11

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Aaron Burr reporting in

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Player Tags Continued
@Corrik7
@DoubleTangicide
@Obellisk
@HanOfTheNekos
@greengravy294

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Opening Flavour

The day had begun like every other, disease, famine, economic instability, death was everywhere.

"Now is our time to reveal ourselves to the world. We must usher in our New World Order and crush these pathetic peasants and bring about a new age of feudalism where we keep the public in its place." Said an unknown member of the Illuminati.

"Ah yes, I wholeheartedly agree." Clamored his right hand man.

"Where should we start?" Asked another member.

"Let us begin in this quiet little town that we have hidden our base of operations in for over a century." The leader said.

"Hey do you guys know where I can find the creamer?" Interrupted a low lever member of the organization.

"What?! How did you get in here? This is the meeting place for only the highest members of our organization!" Shouted one of the figures sitting around the war table.

"Oh, uh, I was just looking for creamer for my coffee and there was none in the break room. So I just started checking every room until I found some. So do you guys know where the creamer is or not?"

"Ah." Stammered one of the figures

"Is this guy serious?" Asked another.

"You will pay for your incompetence and lack of respect." The leader said sternly.

Out in the small town which unwittingly is the base of operations for the Illuminati, the people went about their business leading as happy of lives as they could. Little did they know they were going to be the ones to save the world or doom it to servitude. As night fell everyone went to sleep. The following morning the members of the town were shocked and confused to find a dark cloaked figure hung up and flayed in the middle of the town square, with a message that read "IT IS NOW OUR TIME, BOW DOWN OR JOIN THIS FOOL."

IfGodCouldDie was made an example of he was EXPENDABLE Host.

The game starts now.

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Hey guys, aaron burr still reporting in

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I claim...not miller because no one even saw my miller claim but scum and death last game and that wasn't very fun.

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Cool

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I don't understand how I am not supposed to be a jerk with the role I have. = /

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I don't understand how to not be a jerk.... In general

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Hello friends :)

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HanOfTheNekos posted...

Hello friends :)

Hi! ^.^

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##vote: sultan

I like this idea

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greengravy294 posted...

Hey guys, aaron burr still reporting in

Well if it isn't the prodigy of Princeton College.
Aaron Burr, give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

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this isnt hamilton mafia you fricking FRICKS
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Corrik7 posted...

I don't understand how I am not supposed to be a jerk with the role I have. = /

.....and what kind of role would that be?

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Hbthebattle posted...

this isnt hamilton mafia you fricking FRICKS

I was not throwing away my shot

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Never do today what you can put off til tomorrow, besides voting TheSultanOfSlam.

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Also I will be policy lynching any player that tries to get cute with playing mafia consider this a formal warning red.

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greengravy294 posted...

Also I will be policy lynching any player that tries to get cute with playing mafia consider this a formal warning red.

define getting cute? like making obvious fake claims?

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DoubleTangicide posted...

define getting cute? like making obvious fake claims?

ask red and chris and corrik

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Bossman_Coolguy posted...

ask red and chris and corrik

is Chris even in this game?

or is he Aeicoo?

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anyway that is the last i will speak of players desecrating mafia etiquette, so lets vote Timothy of Slam, lets play mafia a game for very sane persons in life to play

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not interested in speaking about brash, disgusting behavior any longer. i am crescent moon, yes, and my ~~mental stabbity~~ is at an all time high unlike other parts of the day so let's ride out the highs with some exciting discussion (about sultan, thats cool)

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Bossman_Coolguy posted...

lets play mafia a game for very sane persons in life to play

I'm sorry, but I don't follow

are you saying we should just policy lynch Sultan?

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absolutely

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ok.......

why.......

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i have my reasons

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are any of them game related?

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but things "will happen" so lend me your aid, betrayedtangy of north dakota

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well actually yes i have thoughts that are game related to it, but why should i say, i'd much rather not, don't wanna damage my mood matrix

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Bossman_Coolguy posted...

but things "will happen" so lend me your aid, betrayedtangy of north dakota

1) I'm actually not Betrayedtangy. Common misconception, I know, but it's true.
2) I actually no longer live in North Dakota. I moved to Nebraska two years ago
3) I'd rather wait for those things to happen first

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DoubleTangicide posted...

1) I'm actually not Betrayedtangy. Common misconception, I know, but it's true.
2) I actually no longer live in North Dakota. I moved to Nebraska two years ago
3) I'd rather wait for those things to happen first

dont worry i know you're two separate people just like dragon numbers and dragon.

just interchangeable, you know, anyway

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man, is this what having a normal, consistent schedule is going to do to my content?

We should quarantine all the time!

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anyway if i have to spell out a few darn reasons then i think maybe you could do some internal viewing of your own world view why i would do this, and then return to me enlightened

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This is going to act as an official warning to Gravy, I don't want to see anyone mocking members of the community. If a player exists in the game, ribbing and a good natured trash talk will be allowed because it is a competitive atmosphere and that is bound to happen. If you or anyone else has questions, comments or concerns regarding this message feel free to PM me on gamefaqs or discord. Do not respond to this message in topic.

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anyway.....

I'd like Corick to explain what he meant by his role necessitates him being a jerk

I'd also didn't like how red showed up, posted, and left

could someone please answer my question on if Aeicoo = Chris?

Hey @TheSultanOfSlam wanna get in here and defend yourself at all?

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##Vote: gravy

Taking pot shots at Crescent who's not even in the game, that's low

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Aeicoo is Chris. I am also Chris. You are also Chris. We are all Chris on this blessed day.

I dont think hes Chris. Im not sure if Chris even has an alt.
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MZero11 posted...

##Vote: gravy

Taking pot shots at Crescent who's not even in the game, that's low

what about Sir Chris, the exalted?

are you defending his hono(u)r too?

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I don't feel like you said anything bad about Chris!

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i said he blatantly broke rules in a game, just like Crescent-Moon

i have been poking fun at the modkill comments for days now so uh, yeah, lol?

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honestly you're likely scum for skipping steps 1 and 2, jimmy

for shame, for shame

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DoubleTangicide posted...

I'd like Corick to explain what he meant by his role necessitates him being a jerk

I mean cuz if you don't agree with me you are literally a Nazi. It is as simple as that.

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hey language please

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scum players so far

1) sultan - really nefarious and i cannot wate for his countervote
2) jimmy, hope i didnt get personnel kid

mafia is so easy

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I've honestly been out of the game so long people think I'm a chris alt

=(

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MZero11 posted...

##Vote: gravy

Taking pot shots at Crescent who's not even in the game, that's low

While that is low, I don't much like this vote.

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it could always be worse, you could be thought being a greengravy294 alt

no flame intended

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Anyway if anyone actually reads into the context of every post I've written so far I think you should have a good idea that I was mocking everyone (including myself replacing out, and being banned from the last game because "i'm crazy") in every post I made for not playing mafia properly.

Only reply I will probably address to every rule breaker from the last two games, it's a waste of effort. Let's talk about interesting stuff.

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