Board 8 > Dillo Maker 2: Ritual of the Night [clone-a-willy] [dillos]

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oh i got my new condo

it's so empty and dirty

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man everyone's moving

yesterday i helped gbro move to a storage locker (can't go to his new place til the 15th so he's crashing here 2 weeks)

also a friend is moving to york today

i wanna move too but rent is expensive :(
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Time to hire some anime maids to clean it up.
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i can be an anime maid

i have like 3 different maid cosplays
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Then you can make extra money.
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im hoping this move will make me more social

fat chance

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social enough to invite gmun over for play dates
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well theres nothing there yet

and I leave for denmark in 2 days

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but for how long
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about a week

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What will you even do there?
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Im visiting a friend

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alton chain
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i cancelled my preorder when it didnt go on sale ;(

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feeling my age

oof

one of these days gtm will get a new game that isn't indie
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Grimlyn posted...

Ryoko ran down the stairway, and to her surprise found an adorable pair of panties of questionable use. Curiosity getting the better of her, Ryoko slid her own panties carefully down her legs and to the floor, before stepping back. Just as she would never find a proper place for her panties to take up residence, the door flew open, and Ryoji entered the room. Looking more than a little nervous Ryoko's lips met his, the smell of her hot pussy was like an intoxicating mix, and her hands felt so hot on his chest. Ryoji stood there on the tatami room floor, just waiting to get to Ryoko and the girl who, she believed, wanted a bit more than simply sex.

"Ryoko?" His voice was soft and a little trembling, his blue eyes had never failed to make Ryoko feel nervous. He looked over at the door, but he didn't see it opening, instead he saw something in white hair that wasn't in his view.

She could hear Ryoji whimper and tremble, his hand was now on her bare back, trying to undo her bra. The sight of Ryoko's breasts was nothing short of shocking, this woman had breasts that were all hers. Her small breast was the size of a quarter, but the rest of her were the same size as an infant's. Ryoko could feel the heat rising up from her chest, and the feeling of her nipples on the tip of his penis was causing her to shiver.

Her hand slipped from his back and wrapped itself around himself, and she couldn't help but notice that his member was still sticking to the floor, but he didn't appear to be doing anything else. She wondered who did it, and what it meant for Ryoji. Her body seemed to be telling her that he was probably still unconscious, but she couldn't really tell. What she did know was that Ryoji clearly needed some care.

As soon as Ryoko's hand reached under the covers Ryoko knew that her next move had to be a little different now. She pulled his dick out from under the covers, and she started stroking it with her fingertips until Ryoko's hand started to get hard again. As Ryoji got used to the idea she stroked him harder and harder until he seemed not to have any inhibitions to anything around him anymore.

She took a deep breath and pushed herself up on her knees as fast as her heart would carry her. She could feel his body shiver, and as she started to move her hands up and down it got harder and harder until it got to the point where she needed to stop.

She couldn't stop, not now, not then, not ever. She had to keep this up and that's what she felt was best way to do that. The more she moved the harder the strokes became, and the more the body tenses up and she was slowly getting herself to the point where she could no longer move her hand anymore.

As Ryoko continued her hard work Ryoji got really tired, and in desperation he tried for a break.

She stopped and gave him a kiss as she pulled back from her work. "I know, it's okay Ryoji" she said as she looked up at him, and she reached up and took his hand, squeezing it and kissing him as they stepped away from the pool. A deep smile made his face, just the same as before, and Ryoji smiled back at her. "That's the best way to go about this Ryoko, let me help you but I have a question about your body that I was wondering.

A question that is hard for me to answer" she said to him as she stood up, "Have you ever felt what it's like to go to sleep, to know you never wake because of it."

Ryoji nodded, his hands gripping the sides of her shoulders as he sat down, "Yes" he said. He gave her the same smile he had at the waterworks. "Does it feel like that when you're waking up?"

Ryoko smiled brightly at him. "Of course," she said with the same smile she had given him at the waterworks.

Haha what the hell
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Grimlyn posted...

one of these days gtm will get a new game that isn't indie

im not cancelling my metroid prime 4 preorder ever

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AI trial and error erotica is kinda alright

GTM posted...

Grimlyn posted...

one of these days gtm will get a new game that isn't indie

im not cancelling my metroid prime 4 preorder ever

yeah but who knows if it gets rebooted again so you don't have a new game until 2025
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im getting pokemon shield via amazon preorder and animal crossing via voucher if it gets added to the list

still have 1 voucher after that and not sure what I want with it

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today I learned trips also make me anxious enough to shut down

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how much trips has gtm taken
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this is art

https://imgur.com/EgEKWkw

it is also a dick

it's definitely a dick

by the very definition of the word
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GuessMyUserName posted...

how much trips has gtm taken

my last trip was 4 years ago, also to europe

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but that was obvious anxiety, I had to do a presentation

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i can't imagine needing to take a trip to do a presentation woof

i've just taken a handful of trips to relatives in Newfoundland until my Japan exchange term, then Malaysian trip in between, and hanging out with Santa on the way back home

who needs europe
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hey guys what-

kateee posted...

this is art

o.o
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GuessMyUserName posted...

i can't imagine needing to take a trip to do a presentation woof

it was a conference in italy

reinforced that the real world is not for me

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wasnt expecting a dick even though I was warned
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i tried to underline that it is in fact an actual dick

kate could probably give a good conference on dicks
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small brain: dick
galaxy brain: art

yeah within like 10 minutes of meeting a person my brain usually just shuts off

10 seconds
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Welp this might be it

I have to cut my hair

Why couldn't i have just fucking been born a girl

if only humans evolved to only be girls
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kateee posted...

Why couldn't i have just fucking been born a girl

GuessMyUserName posted...

if only humans evolved to only be girls

*nod nods and guzzles more melonade, looking for any change*
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that was sure a dick
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thats what Im sayin
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Mega Mana posted...

kateee posted...

Why couldn't i have just fucking been born a girl

GuessMyUserName posted...

if only humans evolved to only be girls

*nod nods and guzzles more melonade, looking for any change*

just now in the elevator from an 80 y/o man

"7 for me please, miss"

...

*tries to keep from direct face-to-face contact and speaks minimally at a higher pitch so he doesn't notice*
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i tell ya it's only old people

STUNT RACE FX MOTHER FUCKERS YES

my first scream of the direct

and now AH OH MY GOD KYLE KATARN SIGHTING... JEDI KNIGHT OUTCAST I'M SHITTING MYSELF NOW

I already know one of the announcements coming too but I haven't gotten there yet and just oh my god i can't even make it any further without exploding all this build-up of love

also Terry reveal was gold
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as soon as the xb music started i squealed so hard

as soon as shulk appeared omg repeated squealing after squealing

T_T

WHY SO GOOD TO ME TODAY I'M LITERALLY GONNA BAWL
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i was about to say

wait for it

it's what i was spoiled on before i left uni so i knew it was comin'

but

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN PREPARED FOR THE BEAUTY
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o ya congrats yokles
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