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TheRock1525 11/09/18 11:00:44 AM #1: |
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Anagram 11/09/18 11:01:29 AM #2: |
Dwarves: good at being blacksmiths, bad at reaching things on the top shelf
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Espeon 11/09/18 11:01:47 AM #3: |
Yes. Im dying to hear what you think the strengths are for white people.
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scarletspeed7 11/09/18 11:01:49 AM #4: |
Do we get STABs?
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FinalFantasyVII 11/09/18 11:07:09 AM #5: |
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Yes. Im dying to hear what you think the strengths are for white people. Swimming ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TexasZea 11/09/18 11:16:01 AM #6: |
white people weaknesses:
1. letting vlado get to them --- respek ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Safer_777 11/09/18 11:16:47 AM #7: |
You mean real life races?
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Raka_Putra 11/09/18 11:19:52 AM #8: |
Horse races:
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Anagram 11/09/18 11:20:51 AM #9: |
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Horse races: + The horses usually have funny names --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gatarix 11/09/18 11:21:55 AM #10: |
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Dwarves: good at being blacksmiths yeah, but is that innate, or just a cultural thing it's like how stereotypically, elves love the forest, while dwarves love being underground; but maybe that's not so much innate inclination as just being comfortable in your childhood home. you gotta wonder how it turns out if, say, a family of dwarves adopts an elf (and the elf isn't pressured to conform to traditional elf norms). does the elf grow up dissatisfied, restless, yearning for nature and sunlight? or does he grow up, like his siblings, to be a boss blacksmith with a moderate case of agoraphobia? --- You put your RESOLVE HAT back on, which conveniently is the same hat as your NORMAL HAT. {Drakeryn} ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ilishe 11/09/18 11:27:06 AM #11: |
Gatarix posted...
Anagram posted...Dwarves: good at being blacksmiths Check out Carrot from the Discworld. As for the topic: The elves are a lithe, pointy eared people who excel at poverty. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NowItsAngeTime 11/09/18 11:33:38 AM #12: |
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white people weaknesses: --- ISFJ Big on Visual Novels, Anime, Video games. Twitter: superange128 Planned 2018 Fighting Game Mains: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DgH4MCHVMAAKV9l.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lopen 11/09/18 11:35:32 AM #13: |
Gatarix posted...
Anagram posted...Dwarves: good at being blacksmiths I didn't expect this topic to be worth reading but here we are. --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheRock1525 11/09/18 11:35:34 AM #14: |
NowItsAngeTime posted...
TexasZea posted...white people weaknesses: Pretty sure we just had KoolAidShoto post. --- TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 11/09/18 11:41:15 AM #15: |
Gatarix posted...
Anagram posted...Dwarves: good at being blacksmiths Dwarves are innately better at living underground than elves or humans because their short height means the tunnels they must dig don't have to be as large. It's a huge evolutionary advantage. Digging tunnels still requires good tools, so the dwarves sexually selected for excellent blacksmithing. Dwarf pornography involves basically nothing except women stretched out over anvils. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jakyl25 11/09/18 11:54:44 AM #16: |
In Tolkien, the races actually WERE created independently
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Kenri 11/09/18 11:55:00 AM #17: |
Elves are more wiry and flexible though and would be better at exploring potential cave systems without committing to fully excavating them.
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Anagram 11/09/18 12:09:03 PM #18: |
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Elves are more wiry and flexible though and would be better at exploring potential cave systems without committing to fully excavating them. That's only useful for scouting. If you're going to build a big ol' city, clearly the short height and superior constitution are much more useful. Tiny areas you need to squeeze through are also vulnerable to collapse, further endangering the underground elf. Elves need to just accept that they're not biologically suited for the underground and keep to their forests. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gatarix 11/09/18 12:41:33 PM #19: |
But once you've built the big ol' city, elves can get around just fine. They don't have to be the ones excavating new tunnels, they can stay in their smithy or whatever.
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StartTheMachine 11/09/18 10:14:20 PM #20: |
disappointing results so far itt
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MetalmindStats 11/09/18 10:23:50 PM #21: |
Lopen posted...
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NGC3372 11/09/18 10:33:31 PM #22: |
Before going in, I thought this topic was about Mario Kart for some reason. That's enough internet for the night.
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hylianknight3 11/09/18 11:11:18 PM #23: |
Elves are clearly capable of being better blacksmiths than dwarves. It wasn't dwarves who forged the silmarils, after all.
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azuarc 11/09/18 11:14:51 PM #24: |
Hobbits/halflings are short and stocky, too, but are they actually better at anything than dwarves? I mean, sure, there was that one who carried the cursed artifact to the fiery pit of doom, but it seems like all hobbits are good at is eating. They're like the strip mine version of dwarves -- too lazy to dig any deeper.
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MZero11 11/09/18 11:19:15 PM #25: |
Hobbits have a strong sense of loyalty
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WrestIeMania 11/09/18 11:25:50 PM #26: |
hylianknight3 posted...
Elves are clearly capable of being better blacksmiths than dwarves. It wasn't dwarves who forged the silmarils, after all. Not really fair.... Elves live forever. They get better cause they live so long with practice. But dwarves are CLEARLY naturally better at forging and blacksmithing. --- The GrandDaddy of them all! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ScareChan 11/09/18 11:25:56 PM #27: |
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HanOfTheNekos 11/10/18 9:17:01 AM #28: |
Orcs so underrated.
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Rexxar500 11/10/18 9:31:31 AM #29: |
hylianknight3 posted...
Elves are clearly capable of being better blacksmiths than dwarves. It wasn't dwarves who forged the silmarils, after all. Hmm... in Tolkien's mythology sure. Elves are the greatest thing ever. That was at the height of Elven civilization. It would be nice to hear some opinions on the strength and weaknesses of the Drow. --- Best wishes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ilishe 11/10/18 9:33:32 AM #30: |
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Kenri posted...Elves are more wiry and flexible though and would be better at exploring potential cave systems without committing to fully excavating them. Drow would like a word with you. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hylianknight3 11/10/18 9:56:15 AM #31: |
WrestIeMania posted...
hylianknight3 posted...Elves are clearly capable of being better blacksmiths than dwarves. It wasn't dwarves who forged the silmarils, after all. Great, let's have Dwarfirmative Action. Dwarves are CLEARLY superior blacksmiths*. *as long as you don't judge by whose forging and smithing produced more impressive results --- If I only consulted the Gossip Stones like BKSheikah, instead of listening to Tingle, maybe I could have been the 2017 Guru Champ! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WrestIeMania 11/10/18 10:16:33 AM #32: |
hylianknight3 posted...
WrestIeMania posted...hylianknight3 posted...Elves are clearly capable of being better blacksmiths than dwarves. It wasn't dwarves who forged the silmarils, after all. Let me explain this since you clearly dont get it. Elves have so many more of their race since THEY DONT DIE!! Because of that they are the best at everything, because they have people who do only one thing for hundreds of years, so even though humans are born better warriors and dwarfs are born better smiths, the eleves that do only that will eventually be better, cause they live forever. A 50 year old master smith thats a dwarf and a 50 year old master smith thats an elf and the dwarf will win just about every time. But that same elf will live for another 700 years, so yeah, a Master smith thats 750 years old will be better than the 50 year old dwarf, regardless of race, its just so happens only Elves can have that happen. --- The GrandDaddy of them all! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 11/10/18 10:52:42 AM #33: |
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Drow would like a word with you. They need literal divine intervention for their society to function, and they live in an area of the underground that requires no expansion because of its natural size. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VeryInsane 11/10/18 12:05:13 PM #34: |
I always considered Half Elves to be the best race in D+D, but also the most boring
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GildedFool 11/10/18 12:07:11 PM #35: |
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TheRock1525 11/11/18 1:05:08 PM #36: |
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Eddv 11/11/18 1:08:15 PM #37: |
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Kenri posted...Elves are more wiry and flexible though and would be better at exploring potential cave systems without committing to fully excavating them. Alright Mr. man but then why do halflings/hobbits all live in pastoral countrysides farming. Wouldnt their even shorter height be a greater advantage for tunneling? --- Board 8's Voice of Reason https://imgur.com/chXIw06 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 11/11/18 1:10:37 PM #38: |
Eddv posted...
Alright Mr. man but then why do halflings/hobbits all live in pastoral countrysides farming. Wouldnt their even shorter height be a greater advantage for tunneling? Halflings are small, but they have strength penalties, which heavily impact your ability to mine. Combine that with inferior mining equipment due to lacking the blacksmithing bonus and lacking a constitution bonus to keep working longer and halflings would be pathetic underground dwellers. At least halflings usually keep to themselves and don't cause trouble for everyone else. As far as subhumans go, they're probably the most tolerable. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eddv 11/11/18 1:30:00 PM #39: |
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. As far as subhumans go, they're probably the most tolerable Whoa -- anagram showing how he REALLY feels --- Board 8's Voice of Reason https://imgur.com/chXIw06 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 11/11/18 1:33:18 PM #40: |
They're shorter than humans, therefore they're subhuman. I won't let political correctness get in the way of simple facts.
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Eddv 11/12/18 6:41:32 PM #41: |
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They're shorter than humans, therefore they're subhuman. I won't let political correctness get in the way of simple facts. Damn I just got VLADO'd --- Board 8's Voice of Reason https://imgur.com/chXIw06 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheRock1525 11/13/18 11:00:44 AM #42: |
@Vlado has promised he'll start soon on the list.
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ExThaNemesis 11/13/18 11:04:51 AM #43: |
this is a much better topic than I could have ever expected.
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Wreath 11/13/18 11:08:22 AM #44: |
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trdl23 11/13/18 11:38:20 AM #45: |
ExThaNemesis posted...
this is a much better topic than I could have ever expected. --- E come vivo? Vivo! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MariaTaylor 11/13/18 11:46:32 AM #46: |
I'm not an orc supremacist or anything but I do think orcs are probably objectively the best race. in spite of constantly being villainized, targeted with racial violence (slay 20 orcs, seriously? these kinds of quests are literally state sponsored GENOCIDE), and the victims of discriminatory racial policies they still managed to build their own functioning society.
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trdl23 11/13/18 11:50:23 AM #47: |
MariaTaylor posted...
I'm not an orc supremacist or anything but I do think orcs are probably objectively the best race. in spite of constantly being villainized, targeted with racial violence (slay 20 orcs, seriously? these kinds of quests are literally state sponsored GENOCIDE), and the victims of discriminatory racial policies they still managed to build their own functioning society. Orcs in Eberron are legit cool dudes. They just chill in the swamp and whoop the asses of any aberrations that try to threaten the world at large. --- E come vivo? Vivo! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MariaTaylor 11/13/18 11:57:26 AM #48: |
yeah I hate when the high elf kings or human lords use false flag attacks to justify persecution against peaceful orcs
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TexasZea 11/13/18 12:04:28 PM #49: |
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I do think orcs are probably objectively the best race so this is your actual reason for not wanting people to criticize vlado... --- respek ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MariaTaylor 11/13/18 12:09:44 PM #50: |
lmao if vlado was an orc I would have to rethink my entire view on the world
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