Poll of the Day > Oh boy my fleshlight arrives tomorrow

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Andromicus 07/06/18 12:23:23 AM #1:	Stoya mini lotus, omg can't wait --- PotD's official master braider <cite>Andromicus posted [p:904572828] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote>Stoya mini lotus, omg can't wait</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 07/06/18 12:25:57 AM #2:	Can't wait until your mom finds it. --- It's okay, I have no idea who I am either. https://imgur.com/WOo6wcq <cite>Zareth posted [p:904572944] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote>Can't wait until your mom finds it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Digimon 07/06/18 12:31:26 AM #3:	you made me read this with my innocent eyes --- never knows best <cite>Digimon posted [p:904573163] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote>you made me read this with my innocent eyes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jramirez23 07/06/18 12:41:25 AM #4:	How much did you spend on that and hows it better than your hand? Also, did you get a mini lotus because you have a small weewee? --- I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this who will count the votes, and how. <cite>jramirez23 posted [p:904573594] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote>How much did you spend on that and hows it better than your hand? Also, did you get a mini lotus because you have a small weewee?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AllstarSniper32 07/06/18 12:46:25 AM #5:	so...how do you clean those things out? And honestly, I'd totally try one of those out. --- If the people only understood the rank injustice of our money and banking systems, there would be a revolution before morning - Andrew Jackson <cite>AllstarSniper32 posted [p:904573813] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote>so...how do you clean those things out? And honestly, I'd totally try one of those out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 07/06/18 12:53:08 AM #6:	AllstarSniper32 posted... so...how do you clean those things out? And honestly, I'd totally try one of those out. The sleeve has a hole in both ends. You just run warm water and a mild soap through it. --- John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:904574087] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote><cite>AllstarSniper32 posted...</cite> <quote>so...how do you clean those things out? And honestly, I'd totally try one of those out.</quote> The sleeve has a hole in both ends. You just run warm water and a mild soap through it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bossjony 07/06/18 2:03:39 AM #7:	Digimon posted... you made me read this with my innocent eyes <cite>bossjony posted [p:904576584] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote><cite>Digimon posted...</cite> <quote>you made me read this with my innocent eyes</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrYuya 07/06/18 2:07:23 AM #8:	Dont accidentally the entire thing --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. <cite>DrYuya posted [p:904576700] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote>Dont accidentally the entire thing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 07/06/18 2:10:26 AM #9:	Made from real flesh! <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:904576795] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote>Made from real flesh!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 07/06/18 2:23:56 AM #10:	MICHALECOLE posted... Made from real flesh! Lmao --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:904577265] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote><cite>MICHALECOLE posted...</cite> <quote>Made from real flesh!</quote> Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TaKun782 07/06/18 7:10:48 AM #11:	Dude. I got one of thoes myself. Prepare to be blown away! The first time i used it, I busted a nut in about less then 5 minutes:D <cite>TaKun782 posted [p:904582993] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote>Dude. I got one of thoes myself. Prepare to be blown away! The first time i used it, I busted a nut in about less then 5 minutes:D</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lihlih 07/06/18 7:28:55 AM #12:	TaKun782 posted... Dude. I got one of thoes myself. Prepare to be blown away! The first time i used it, I busted a nut in about less then 5 minutes:D How does it compare to the real thing though? --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 12/19/2017) <cite>lihlih posted [p:904583396] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote><cite>TaKun782 posted...</cite> <quote>Dude. I got one of thoes myself. Prepare to be blown away! The first time i used it, I busted a nut in about less then 5 minutes:D</quote> How does it compare to the real thing though?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 07/06/18 7:35:17 AM #13:	Y'all need Jesus. His signature fleshlights are the best. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:904583541] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote>Y'all need Jesus. His signature fleshlights are the best.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 07/06/18 7:38:32 AM #14:	lihlih posted... TaKun782 posted... Dude. I got one of thoes myself. Prepare to be blown away! The first time i used it, I busted a nut in about less then 5 minutes:D How does it compare to the real thing though? Depends on the model. Some of them have textures that give really intense stimulation in a way that the real thing simply can't. But it's still just masturbating and isn't nearly as fun or engaging as being with another person. --- John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:904583604] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote><cite>lihlih posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TaKun782 posted...</cite> <quote>Dude. I got one of thoes myself. Prepare to be blown away! The first time i used it, I busted a nut in about less then 5 minutes:D</quote> How does it compare to the real thing though?</quote> Depends on the model. Some of them have textures that give really intense stimulation in a way that the real thing simply can't. But it's still just masturbating and isn't nearly as fun or engaging as being with another person.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TaKun782 07/06/18 9:06:03 AM #15:	lihlih posted... TaKun782 posted... Dude. I got one of thoes myself. Prepare to be blown away! The first time i used it, I busted a nut in about less then 5 minutes:D How does it compare to the real thing though? You mean a pussy? Yeah, uh... I'm gay so I wouldn't know man. : / But this is however make you feel good. That's all I know. <cite>TaKun782 posted [p:904585933] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote><cite>lihlih posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TaKun782 posted...</cite> <quote>Dude. I got one of thoes myself. Prepare to be blown away! The first time i used it, I busted a nut in about less then 5 minutes:D</quote> How does it compare to the real thing though?</quote> You mean a pussy? Yeah, uh... I'm gay so I wouldn't know man. : / But this is however make you feel good. That's all I know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 07/06/18 9:10:45 AM #16:	TaKun782 posted... lihlih posted... TaKun782 posted... Dude. I got one of thoes myself. Prepare to be blown away! The first time i used it, I busted a nut in about less then 5 minutes:D How does it compare to the real thing though? You mean a pussy? Yeah, uh... I'm gay so I wouldn't know man. : / But this is however make you feel good. That's all I know. Are you sure you're gay? --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:904586086] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote><cite>TaKun782 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>lihlih posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TaKun782 posted...</cite> <quote>Dude. I got one of thoes myself. Prepare to be blown away! The first time i used it, I busted a nut in about less then 5 minutes:D</quote> How does it compare to the real thing though?</quote> You mean a pussy? Yeah, uh... I'm gay so I wouldn't know man. : / But this is however make you feel good. That's all I know.</quote> Are you sure you're gay?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 07/06/18 9:17:32 AM #17:	If you like puss but not women, that just makes you a misogynist. --- Scloud posted... Its like he wants two things at the same time. <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:904586322] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote>If you like puss but not women, that just makes you a misogynist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dikitain 07/06/18 9:22:06 AM #18:	lihlih posted... TaKun782 posted... Dude. I got one of thoes myself. Prepare to be blown away! The first time i used it, I busted a nut in about less then 5 minutes:D How does it compare to the real thing though? I haven't tried without a condom before, but compared to with a condom it is MUCH better. --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. <cite>Dikitain posted [p:904586457] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote><cite>lihlih posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TaKun782 posted...</cite> <quote>Dude. I got one of thoes myself. Prepare to be blown away! The first time i used it, I busted a nut in about less then 5 minutes:D</quote> How does it compare to the real thing though?</quote> I haven't tried without a condom before, but compared to with a condom it is MUCH better.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Andromicus 07/06/18 9:26:24 AM #19:	Omg you guys i thought i set this topic to private, how do i delete this please my mom will seeit --- PotD's official master braider <cite>Andromicus posted [p:904586633] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote>Omg you guys i thought i set this topic to private, how do i delete this please my mom will seeit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TaKun782 07/06/18 10:14:09 AM #20:	SmokeMassTree posted... TaKun782 posted... lihlih posted... TaKun782 posted... Dude. I got one of thoes myself. Prepare to be blown away! The first time i used it, I busted a nut in about less then 5 minutes:D How does it compare to the real thing though? You mean a pussy? Yeah, uh... I'm gay so I wouldn't know man. : / But this is however make you feel good. That's all I know. Are you sure you're gay? Yup. Very very gay. I just got something similar called the fleshjack though to where it's the butthole and not a pussy. So, more tightness and all. <cite>TaKun782 posted [p:904588531] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote><cite>SmokeMassTree posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TaKun782 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>lihlih posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TaKun782 posted...</cite> <quote>Dude. I got one of thoes myself. Prepare to be blown away! The first time i used it, I busted a nut in about less then 5 minutes:D</quote> How does it compare to the real thing though?</quote> You mean a pussy? Yeah, uh... I'm gay so I wouldn't know man. : / But this is however make you feel good. That's all I know.</quote> Are you sure you're gay?</quote> Yup. Very very gay. I just got something similar called the fleshjack though to where it's the butthole and not a pussy. So, more tightness and all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 07/06/18 12:08:43 PM #21:	TaKun782 posted... SmokeMassTree posted... TaKun782 posted... lihlih posted... TaKun782 posted... Dude. I got one of thoes myself. Prepare to be blown away! The first time i used it, I busted a nut in about less then 5 minutes:D How does it compare to the real thing though? You mean a pussy? Yeah, uh... I'm gay so I wouldn't know man. : / But this is however make you feel good. That's all I know. Are you sure you're gay? Yup. Very very gay. I just got something similar called the fleshjack though to where it's the butthole and not a pussy. So, more tightness and all. I thought about getting a fleshjack. But I'm not sue if it's worth it... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:904593964] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote><cite>TaKun782 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SmokeMassTree posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TaKun782 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>lihlih posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TaKun782 posted...</cite> <quote>Dude. I got one of thoes myself. Prepare to be blown away! The first time i used it, I busted a nut in about less then 5 minutes:D</quote> How does it compare to the real thing though?</quote> You mean a pussy? Yeah, uh... I'm gay so I wouldn't know man. : / But this is however make you feel good. That's all I know.</quote> Are you sure you're gay?</quote> Yup. Very very gay. I just got something similar called the fleshjack though to where it's the butthole and not a pussy. So, more tightness and all.</quote> I thought about getting a fleshjack. But I'm not sue if it's worth it...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrunkCaveman 07/06/18 12:09:53 PM #22:	Idk why I clicked this or what I expected, but the fact that it's modeled after a specific woman I'm familiar with makes this a bit more disturbing <cite>DrunkCaveman posted [p:904594027] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote>Idk why I clicked this or what I expected, but the fact that it's modeled after a specific woman I'm familiar with makes this a bit more disturbing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tidus1012 07/06/18 12:16:42 PM #23:	Pretty sure you bought the collectors edition. --- I am a self-proclaimed pluviophile. <cite>Tidus1012 posted [p:904594420] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure you bought the collectors edition.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 07/06/18 12:31:52 PM #24:	make sure to use a little lube 'cuz latex can contract on your frenulum and tear it --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:904595213] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote>make sure to use a little lube 'cuz latex can contract on your frenulum and tear it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 07/06/18 2:29:42 PM #25:	Speaking of, if flashlights in the UK are called torches, what do they call fleshlights? I mean, the pun doesn't work if they don't know what a flashlight is. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:904601477] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote>Speaking of, if flashlights in the UK are called torches, what do they call fleshlights? I mean, the pun doesn't work if they don't know what a flashlight is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 07/06/18 2:41:27 PM #26:	Zeus posted... Speaking of, if flashlights in the UK are called torches, what do they call fleshlights? I mean, the pun doesn't work if they don't know what a flashlight is. Its not like they dont know what the word flashlight means. It is safe to assume that 99% of the adult British population would get the pun --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:904602138] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Speaking of, if flashlights in the UK are called torches, what do they call fleshlights? I mean, the pun doesn't work if they don't know what a flashlight is.</quote> Its not like they dont know what the word flashlight means. It is safe to assume that 99% of the adult British population would get the pun</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 07/06/18 3:29:29 PM #27:	Zeus posted... Speaking of, if flashlights in the UK are called torches, what do they call fleshlights? Touches? --- It's okay, I have no idea who I am either. https://imgur.com/WOo6wcq <cite>Zareth posted [p:904604758] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Speaking of, if flashlights in the UK are called torches, what do they call fleshlights?</quote> Touches?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Andromicus 07/06/18 3:39:30 PM #28:	I'm getting it to increase my stamina with my girl coz i finish too fast coz she's so hot, gosh --- PotD's official master braider <cite>Andromicus posted [p:904605304] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote>I'm getting it to increase my stamina with my girl coz i finish too fast coz she's so hot, gosh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 07/06/18 9:12:13 PM #29:	Andromicus posted... I'm getting it to increase my stamina with my girl coz i finish too fast coz she's so hot, gosh --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:904622405] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote><cite>Andromicus posted...</cite> <quote>I'm getting it to increase my stamina with my girl coz i finish too fast coz she's so hot, gosh</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 07/06/18 9:14:08 PM #30:	Zeus posted... Speaking of, if flashlights in the UK are called torches, what do they call fleshlights? I mean, the pun doesn't work if they don't know what a flashlight is. Terches? --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:904622512] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Speaking of, if flashlights in the UK are called torches, what do they call fleshlights? I mean, the pun doesn't work if they don't know what a flashlight is.</quote> Terches?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AllstarSniper32 07/06/18 9:24:08 PM #31:	Zeus posted... Andromicus posted... I'm getting it to increase my stamina with my girl coz i finish too fast coz she's so hot, gosh So now you don't think people find their SO's to be hot? --- If the people only understood the rank injustice of our money and banking systems, there would be a revolution before morning - Andrew Jackson <cite>AllstarSniper32 posted [p:904623008] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Andromicus posted...</cite> <quote>I'm getting it to increase my stamina with my girl coz i finish too fast coz she's so hot, gosh</quote> </quote> So now you don't think people find their SO's to be hot?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 07/06/18 9:25:25 PM #32:	adjl posted... Zeus posted... Speaking of, if flashlights in the UK are called torches, what do they call fleshlights? I mean, the pun doesn't work if they don't know what a flashlight is. Terches? Vagorches? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:904623059] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote><cite>adjl posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Speaking of, if flashlights in the UK are called torches, what do they call fleshlights? I mean, the pun doesn't work if they don't know what a flashlight is.</quote> Terches?</quote> Vagorches?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Digimon 07/06/18 9:30:07 PM #33:	lighty tiddly winks --- never knows best <cite>Digimon posted [p:904623289] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote>lighty tiddly winks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 07/06/18 9:55:36 PM #34:	Andromicus posted... I'm getting it to increase my stamina with my girl coz i finish too fast coz she's so hot, gosh Couldn't you masturbate to help to. Also, I heard sometimes, people masturbate before sex to last longer. I think I had a conversation about this with PotD once... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:904624519] in Oh boy my ... [t:76781582]...</cite> <quote><cite>Andromicus posted...</cite> <quote>I'm getting it to increase my stamina with my girl coz i finish too fast coz she's so hot, gosh</quote> Couldn't you masturbate to help to. Also, I heard sometimes, people masturbate before sex to last longer. I think I had a conversation about this with PotD once...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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