Board 8 > B8 Hunger Games XXIV: All-Stars - Penultimate Climax!

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Three men sat side by side in a large dim room. One of them with reptilian-like eyes spoke first

"So we draw close to the end of this cycle?"

A second man, one who wore a crown of flowers nodded in agreement

"It would seem so. Only one more remains until the Battle of Champions begins. Boy it sure has been a ride huh?"

The third man merely sat quietly. He had been the one to begin this Game this....Crucible. How long had it been? Mmm, it didn't matter he supposed.

The B8 Hunger Games, a competition of survival where beings from various Worlds and backgrounds were brought together to face incredible dangers and battle to emerge as the last one standing. That survivor would become the Champion of that particular "Game".

The one called King had started it all by reaching out the realms and contacted various beings he would go on to call the "Observers". It was based on their wishes that would decide which competitor would get to partake in this Trial. In fact, the ones known as "Snake" and "John" had been "Observers" of previous Trials and had grown particularly interested in the inner workings of it. In time they would come find King directly and join him in creating future Games.

For what purpose though? It wasn't clear to most.

Perhaps it was simply for entertainment? The ones who fell would usually be returned from whence they came safely.

To find strong individuals for something?

Maybe...or perhaps he wished to grant boons to give those who proved themselves worthy.

Usually at the conclusion of a Game, the Champion would be granted some sort of boon of varying degree. A second chance, power, personal peace, guidance, confidence, a push on their path forward...Still, the Champions weren't always good people though so...why?

Was it simply something he wished to do or was there something more to all this?

"King?"

The man with a hood tilted his head

"Snrk...ah?"

"We ready to get things started?"

King glanced forward at the large dark screen before them

"Mmm."

King snapped his fingers and the room went completely black.

Behind the three men, a series of screens began to light up in the darkness like vibrant stars. Within their light a silhouette of an Observer watched on patiently.

Before them a large theater screen began to glow, and within various clips began to play before them all. Footage of previous Games and those who had taken part in them. It was kind of nostalgic.

That was what they were here for. Among those who had fallen short before, some would be given another chance. A chance to seize the final Champion spot before the Final Game of the cycle.

Who would make it in? Well that was up for the Trio of Hosts and the Observers to decide.

As the initial clips continued to flash on King spoke:

"Lets begin."

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THE ALL-STARS

1. PrestonStarry (B8)
2. Torrie Wilson (WWE)
3. Old Man Willow (Lord of the Rings)
4. Claptrap (Borderlands series)
5. Winnie the Pooh (Winnie the Pooh)
6. Maximillion Pegasus (Yugioh)
7. Xenomorph Queen (Aliens)
8. Lex Luthor (DC)
9. KCF (B8)
10. The Boulder (Avatar the Last Airbender)
11. Morgan Freeman as Appa (Penny Arcade)
12. Colin (Advance Wars)
13. Captain Pollution (Captain Planet)
14. Colonel Radec (Killzone)
15. Adolf Hitler (History)
16. Maria (Silent Hill 2)
17. Amara (Supernatural)
18. Papyrus and Sans (Undertale)
19. Turboman (Jingle All the Way)
20. GUN MAN (MSPaint)
21. Uncle Chan (Jackie Chan Adventures)
22. Chi-Chi (Dragon Ball Z)
23. Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
24. Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer (Abraham Lincoln the Vampire Slayer)
25. Supergirl (DC / MSpaint)
26. Wally West (Young Justice)
27. Claire Redfield (Resident Evil)
28. Mad Mod (Teen Titans)
29. Gheb (Fire Emblem)
30. Dr. Doofensmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
31. Ash Williams (Evil Dead)
32. Carl and Russell (Up)
33. B.B. Hood (Darkstalkers)
34. George Custer
35. Jesus Christ
36. Thomas the Tank Engine
37. HIM (Powerpuff Girls)
38. Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)
39. Ed, with a pebble in his shoe (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
40. Stelio Kontos (American Dad!)
41. Prince Brandish (Fables)
42. Jaws (Jaws)
43. Deadpool (Marvel)
44. Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit/Fight Club)
45. The Antagonist (Hatred)
46. Lu Bu (Dynasty Warriors)
47. Evil Flying Brain (MS Paint)
48. Walter White and Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad)
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Also suppose this is how it works

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[Stelio Kontos intensifies]
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Most rooting for:

1. Maximillion Pegasus
2. Stelio Kontos
3. HIM
4. Winnie the Pooh
5. Carl and Russell
6. The Boulder
7. Ed
8. Mad Mod
9. Uncle Chan
10. Fred Durst
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Didn't want to admit this, but I hope Sans and Papyrus make it far.

Rooting for:

Winnie the Pooh (Winnie the Pooh)
MAH BOI Colin (Advance Wars)
Papyrus and Sans (Undertale)
MAH UDDA BOI Uncle Chan (Jackie Chan Adventures)
Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer (Abraham Lincoln the Vampire Slayer)
Ash Williams (Evil Dead)
Carl and Russell (Up)
Jesus Christ
Thomas the Tank Engine
HIM (Powerpuff Girls)
Ed, with a pebble in his shoe (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
Deadpool (Marvel)
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Rooting for:

Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
Ed (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
Papyrus and Sans (Undertale)
The Antagonist (Hatred)
Mad Mod (Teen Titans)
HIM (Powerpuff Girls)
Lu Bu (Dynasty Warriors)
Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit/Fight Club)
Maximillion Pegasus (Yugioh)
B.B. Hood (Darkstalkers)
Stelio Kontos (American Dad)
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)
Xenomorph Queen (Aliens)

There are a lot more, but I'd most like to see these do well.
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Rooting for:

Thomas the Tank Engine
Evil Flying Brain
Jesus Christ
Ash Williams
The Boulder
Doofensmirtz
Stelio Kontos
Old Man Willow
Jaws
Winnie the Pooh
Deadpool
Ed
Fred Durst
Abraham Lincoln
Xenomorph Queen
GUN MAN
Solid Snake
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I'll hold on rooting for anyone until the first wave of kills occurs. Safer that way.

hopefully don't lose power
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Chapter 0: The All Stars Gather
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An empty fog obscures all. There is no world. There is no sound. Only silence

Then the first light appears, piercing the fog. A lone man emerges from the light and breaks the uncomfortable stillness

What the hell? Where am I!?

Yes, such a response was to be expected

In time, more spires of light would flicker into existence, leaving a new figure before it departed. In time the once silent world would become a cacophony of confused noises.

"What is this place? Who are these people? Why am I here? Am I dead?"

A large crowd of people shuffled, some confused, some gravitating towards friendlier faces

otherswell..

[The Antagonist stands further away from everyone, eyeing them menacingly]

[Jaws swims in a localized body of water to support him]

Well, others seemed to like to keep to themselves.

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The noise was cut by a sharp whistle and the crowd turned their attention toward the source of the noise. Above them stood three figures floating in mid-air. A reptilian eyed man, a man who wore a crown of flowers, and finally a hooded man.

Greetings and salutations to you all! the Man of Flowers spoke

We would like to welcome you all.. the Reptilian Eyed Man said

To the 24th-

Suddenly some weirdo in a red and black get up leaped up out of the crowd and shouted

TO THE B8 HUNGER GAMES RIGHT!?

The ambience of the moment broke instantly and the hooded man facepalmed.

Damn it Deadpool we were doing a bit

Deadpool laughed

Oh, oh sorry go ahead!

The hooded man coughed and then continued

Anywayyou may call me King, these two gentlemen are John and Snake.

John waved enthusiastically while snake just nodded silently.

You have all been brought here for a very special Trial. The Penultimate Game of a cycle. In these games, various individuals from all manner of worlds are brought together to face various dangers as well as each other in order to remain the last one standing and become that Trials Champion. Potential reward awaits those who succeed and become Champion, as well as being allowed to take part in the ultimate finale of the cycle. The Trial of Champions!

A young red haired man stepped forward and raised his hand

Uhh yeah, so you are expecting us to take part in your little survival game and potentially kill each other? I dont think so. Who would want to do that!?

The hooded man chuckled

On the contrary, all of you have actually done so already once

The crowd looked at each other in confusionalthough some seemed to ponder to themselves a bitThis all did seem strangely familiar somehow.

Deadpool pranced forth and dramatically pointed back at the gathering.

Thats right folks! Weve all been part of this song and dance before! Unfortunately, we didnt make the Championship cut! Aint that a bitch? Still some of those games were pretty good watching a-

A woman with a red vest interrupted

So wait weve been here before? So did we likedie or..how the hell does that work?

King coughed again

May I continue..?

Deadpool sighed

Fiiiine...
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Claire Redfield looked up at King with interest.

Indeed, you have all taken part in previous Trials and came up short. All of you perishedsome more than once. Some of you may have some memories resurfacing and more may come back to you in time."

King chuckled

Though you may have returned home, that isnt to say that perishing here doesnt have its own potential consequences upon being removed from this world and returning to your own.

Some of the crowd became slightly unnerved at that comment.

King continued:

"Anyway, the fact that you have taken part in these Games before directly relates to why you are here for our Penultimate Trial. For this Trial, those who had proven themselves rather exceptional, or had become personal favorites to our Observers were chosen to take part for this opportunity to gain the last spot for the Trial of Champions."

Snake nodded and spoke

To elaborate, from the 23 previous Trials, the ones who came in second place or had attained an outstanding number of kills were given automatic entry into this Trial. Others who had proven themselves particular fan favorites of our Observers such as Mr. Deadpool here were also chosen to fill in the remaining spots!"

Deadpool waved

Love you Board 8!

Deadpool puts his hands in a heart shape and winks.

Snake rubbed his eyes with bewilderment
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The crowd all suddenly erupted into discussion and thought

Wow, I must have been really freakin awesome! I wonder how many asses I kicked Preston thought to himself

Hmph, only second place? Who on earth could have subverted the machinations of I, THE EVIL FLYING BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!? The villainous floating brain pondered out loud.

Aiii yaa Uncle Chan sighed to himself

The crowd continued, but one among them had something else in mind...

This man didnt give a damn about this little game or the pathetic little insects here. No, this man only cared about one thingand that was snuffing out as many of these annoying little lights as possible. Nothing fucking mattered after all

In his coat he grabbed on to an explosiveThe Antagonist slowly worked his way toward the crowd
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King continued to on as the noise died down

Now you may approach the competition however you choose. You may even choose to not take part, but, remember that you cant leave until the Trials Champion is decidedand there are various other dangers out there. Dying still hurts you know!"

Many in the crowd grew tense

The Antagonist was hoping it would fucking hurt them! He moved his way into the largest clump of individuals. Some had nervously gotten out of the eerie looking mans way, not like it would do them any good.

The Antagonist clenched his hidden explosive

So without further adieu

The Antagonist pulled out his explosive!

DIE YOU FUCKING INSE-"

King shouted with a smile

LETS GET THIS GAME STARTED!!!

King snapped his fingers and beams of light collided into the crowd! Each of them then shot off in various directions, breaking the fog and revealing the world! All were whisked away from each other to parts unknown!
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The beams of light settled into random locations, one particular light landed in some vacant grasslands revealing a grim looking figure

-ECTS!

There was a brief moment where The Antagonists eyes widened and it looked like he was about to shout something elsebut the words wouldnt come.

The explosive smashed into the ground and erupted with force! Chunks of the Antagonists body exploded upwards and outwards! When the smoke cleared only a bloody pit remained.

The Trio of Figures saw this spectacle

Ohhh boywhat the heck was that guy thinking? the Man of Flowers said with mouth agape

I can think of a few things... The Snake Eyed Man shook his head

The Hooded Man laughed

How embarrassing
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CHAPTER END
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God DAMN it Antagonist. We gave you a second chance and everything.
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Had a little trouble in that prologue figuring out who was talking. It's usually best to put your action tags in the same paragraph as your dialogue to illustrate that they're related.
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f***ing of course Antagonist.
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oh my god

that was the most fitting start this could've had
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Yeah, I'll concede that did make for a pretty interesting way to kick things off. You took that imperative from the engine and made the most of it.
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Yeah I laughed when it turned out Antagonist was the first to go down and in such a way

First he jobs to a bunch of children in the Hatred game then this fucking happens. Best way this could have started, or at the very least probably the best way the Antagonist could have gone out
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Sorry nio and sorry nbiceman

Shawn Michaels
Paul Michael Levesque (Triple H)
Michael Cole
Michael McGillicutty

big drop there

I agree GTN we should've kept Triple H in
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Chapter 1: Nice Hat
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As rays of light strike down in various locations, the tributes begin their journey!

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PrestonStarry begins making his way to higher ground. He isnt particularly sure why but he feels that this was the best course of action!

Ed grumpily stomps his way across a field. Wonder whats bothering him?

Torrie Wilson begins scouting around looking for supplies

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In two different directions Lu Bu and Solid Snake look for other tributes for their own reasons. A strange feeling gnaws at them though. Each of them felt they recognized the other. Hmmwere they foes in a previous Game? Perhaps they would cross paths once again?

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Turboman looks over himself, slightly confused as to why he was brought here in this getup. He sighs to himself and continues onward as there were no other clothes to change into. Maybe he could find something out there?

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Pegasus shuffles his deck with a jovial smile and hums a merry tune

The Xenomorph Queen clicks menacingly and makes her way into the woods

Jaws swims around munching on the local fish

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Dr. Doofensmirtz immediately sets off to work in gathering supplies and tools to build a device that will assist him in achieve victory. While scrounging around in some sort of small walled yet vacant town he comes across someone with a weird looking moustache. He kinda looked like someone he recognized from the history books, but that had to be a coincidence right? Anyway it was probably better to take the more friendly approach!

Hey there buddy! Over here!

The man turned to the Doctor! Doofensmirtz continued

Hi there! Im Doofensmirtz! I see youve been scouring around this place and wondering if you came across any spare parts or tools! Im a bit of an inventorwell okay I am an actually a pharmacist but lets not get caught up in titles! I have plans to build a device that could get me out of this place! If you help me, Ill let you come along a-

The man groaned and glared at the rambling doctor.

Dummkopf!
(Idiot)

Dr. Doofensmirtz stood there puzzled

Errr.noits Doofensmirtz!

The angry looking man went on:

Bist du bei den Juden?
(Are you with the Jews?)

Dr. Doofensmirtz blinked a few times. Although it was slightly off, the man before him spoke a language similar to that of Drusselstein! In any case, it was clear that this fellow wasnt as friendly as he first thought.

Bist du bei den Juden!?
(Are you with the Jews!?)

Dr. Doofensmirtz paused for a moment...finally realizing who this truly was

"Ohhhh..."

Hitler took out a gun and aimed it threateningly at Dr. Doofensmirtz

The doctor raised his hands in surrender and gulped. It had been awhile since he spoke his home language but maybe it would help him get out of this mess!

Oh, nein, mein Herr
(Oh, no sir!)

Hitler looked at Doofensmirtz with surprise and lowered his gun slightly.

Du sprichst auch deutsch? Interessant...
(You speak German as well? Interesting)

Wellit wasnt German exactly, but if him thinking that would get him to back off, Doofensmirtz wasnt going to correct him!

Ach ja ja! Ich suchte nach Teilen, die mir helfen knnten, ein Gert zu bauen, um dieser Welt zu entkommen! Ich habe mich gefragt, ob Sie ... helfen knnten? Sie knnen damit auch hier entkommen! Jaah ..
(Ah yes yes! I was looking for parts that could help me build a device to escape this world! I was wondering if you could...help? You can use it to escape here too! Yeahh...)
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Hitler continues to look over the goofy fellow. While he didnt trust him fully, someone who spoke his language may prove a better ally in this world of strange people and monsters.

Hitler nodded, now putting his weapon away.

Ich habe keine Teile fur dich gefunden. Wenn ich etwas finde, das fur dieses Gerat von Nutzen sein konnte, suche ich dich vielleicht aus.
(I have not found parts for you. If I find anything that may be useful for this device of yours I may seek you out.)

Doofensmirtz nodded

Aha danke
(Aha thanks)

With that Dr. Doofensmirtz avoids a fatal encounter with Hitler. As he makes his way back out into the fields far away he wipes his brow.

Man that was close...better get FAAAAR away from here then!"

Dr. Doofensmirtz bails!
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The man who went by the username KCF sits on a stump carving himself a weapon. He wonders why the heck he of all people was brought here into a survival game with these characters!? Characters that were apparently actually fucking real! He was just some average guy who browsed gaming message boards once in awhile. What made him so special to be brought here?

Either he was more of a survivor than he thought he was, or someone seriously wanted to fuck him over!
Regardless, he was stuck here now so it was best to try to...well..not die!

KCF blows the dust remnants off the newly crafted spear tip and raises it up. He begins searching from some body of water in the hopes of catching some fish or something else to eat!

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Chi-Chi finds an abandoned backpack in the woods. Unfortunately for her it was empty!

The Boulder scouts the area looking for people

Captain Pollution soars away from his spot and towards the forest! Some foliage begins to wither and die as he passes by!

Prince Brandish confidently heads off into the unknown, unafraid of any dangers that may lie in wait. As if any of this rabble could actually hurt him let alone slay him!

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Deadpool wanders away from his drop off zone

"What, no cool encounter for me yet? Lame!"
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Old Man Willow waits stoically somewhere in the world

Jesus Christ calmly begins travelling around to find potential allies!

The Evil Flying Brain soars away from his spot, plotting nefarious schemes to inflict on the competition! MWHAHAHAHA!

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Claptrap rolls around on his wheel humming to himself!

Ooo whats that!

Hidden behind a nearby rock formation, Claptrap finds a lone chest!

Ohoho neat! Come on baby show me some Eridium!

After haphazardly prying the chest open, Claptrap looks inside

Ooohhhh yeah!

Claptrap reaches inside and pulls out some grenades of varying appearances as well as a small firearm

Sweet! Just like the Vault Hunters back home!

Claptrap crams the explosives and the firearm into his chest compartment and rolls off. Surely this was a safe and smart thing to do!

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Abraham Lincoln heads into a dim and dusty house. It seemed to be vacant but Lincoln held his trusty axe at the ready. Who knows what laid in wait in this strange world...

Navigating through, Lincoln comes upon the parlor. A single torn chair sits next to a fire place. Nearby there was a filled bookshelf!

Hmm..

Lincoln walked toward the bookshelf and took out a book at random. It was thick but obviously very old as he couldnt make out the title. He opens it up and to his surprise he finds a silver pistol hidden inside a hidden compartment from the pages!

Well arent you a lucky dog huh!?

Lincoln immediately spun around and readied his axe...but nobody was there! Just that chair a-

FWOOOOOOM!

The fireplace suddenly sprang to life and a brief inferno surged from it, illuminating the room! Someone then began humming! Lincoln looked around, still raising his axe

"Who goes there? Show yourself!"

A voice responded

"Hey buddy, no need to get all testy!"

Lincoln stared at the back of the once vacant chair and saw a small triangle shaped figure slowly hover up into the air into view. Lincoln looked on in confusion as the strange shape spoke again

"Nice hat!"

Bill Cipher pointed at Lincolns signature tophat and winked at him...or blinked at him...Lincoln couldn't really tell.

Who...what are you

Bill Cipher chuckled to himself

"Names Bill Cipher, just your run of the mill extradimensional entitity of pure energy!"

Lincoln blinked vacantly

"aaaand youuuur Abraham Lincoln right? The guy on the five dollar bill? That or a really good cosplayer..."

Lincoln was utterly confused! Despite this, Bill continued speaking

Anywaaaay, I just happened to be in the neighborhood and was looking for a mini- I mean partner to join me in winning this little game those three shmoes got going. Id go it alone usually but...something about this place is hindering my powers...

Powers? What powers?

Bill went on

"So what do you say Abe!? Lets join forces! We can be Hat Buddies!"

Bill wrapped his arm around Lincolns neck and pulled his head in, taking a selfie with the two of them together!

Lincoln lurches away and stares Bill down.

...No...sorry, but I dont feel comfortable allying with you."

Bill blinks a few times

Its because Im a triangle isnt it? You shapist jerk!"

Bill raises a hand and one of the books from the shelf behind Lincoln flies off and smacks him in the back of the head, knocking his hat off!

Going against me isnt the smartest idea buddy. I implore you to reconsider..."

Lincoln readied his axe, shocked at what just occurred

Dark magic...youre a demon!

Bill rolled his eye

Please...

A larger inferno roared from the fireplace behind Bills form!

DEMONS WISH THEY COULD COMPARE TO ME!

Bill begins to cackle as flame begin to splash against the walls of the room, and various books begin flying off the shelf launching at Lincoln!

Not wanting to be taken off guard again, Lincoln uses his axe to expertly strike down the incoming swarm of books, defending himself from the assault!

Ya made a grave mistake there buddy! Have fun with this mess then!

Bill cackles and poofs away! As he does so the door to the room slams shut as the fire continues to roar and set everything ablaze!
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Damn!

Lincoln grabs his hat and rushes to the door and tries to throw it open but to no luck! He coughs furiously as the flames grow stronger!

In a last ditch effort he strikes the magically shut door with his axe! He manages to smash the door down and escape the house as burns down to the ground!

Lincoln dusts himself and his hat off and looks back at the burning building. Now that he knew some evil supernatural things were competing against him, he would have to be ready to face them!

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Claire Redfield and GUN MAN come across a crate of supplies. After a brief standoff they decide to split the contents and go their separate ways!

Mad Mod looks for food

Uncle Chan looks for materials

Morgan Freeman pretends to fly and flies across the grasslands while making bison noises. WOOOOOSH!

Carl and Russel stick together to look for supplies. Other teams seem to also have this idea as the duos of Walter and Jesse as well as Papyrus and Sans do the same elsewhere!

Lex Luthor finds a bag full of explosives! Excellent! He smiles to himself as he puts them away!

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Gheb searches for some water

Supergirl soars off and scans the landscape. She wonders if she saw Lex Luthor among the crowd from earlier.

Stelio Kontos finds a large chest containing food, camp supplies, and a stereo for some reason. Stelio nods and claims the loot!

HIM becomes a cloud of crimson smoke and heads out into the land

Ash Williams hunts in the woods

Amara hides in dark shadows, trying to keep her presence hidden for the time being.

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Winnie the Pooh climbs a tree to fetch some honey!

Almostgot it

As Pooh reaches to claim the tasty yet guarded treat, he slips and falls out of the tree, landing in some bushes below!

Oh bother

Pooh rubs his backside and then notices a box near him

Oh?

The silly old bear waddles to it and after a few moments in inspection, decides to open it!

Inside the box was some sort of bat! As Pooh hefted it up, he felt a strange sense of nostalgia

Pooh shrugs and decides to take it with him!

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Fred Durst decides to try and take a nap! Yknow because taking a nap is the first thing one would do after being thrown into another world filled with all manner of dangers!

However, as he tries to catch some Zs...strange whispers begin to fill his head

Snrk..huh?

Fred Durst gets off his back and rubs his eyes. A small glint of light catches his eye from the forest nearby.

Fred goes to check it out and discovers a peculiar looking swordwith an unnerving eye designed into the hilt. At least he thought it was some edgy design anyway! Before he could think better of it, he found himself already reaching out to claim it!

His hand grasped the sword and he lifted out of the earth. Crimson crackles of lightning sparked for a momentat least he thought he saw that. Maybe it was just a trick of the light or something. Yeah, that had to be it.

Fred Durst seemed to really covet this new weapon and took it with him. Hey, its a survival game right? Having a weapon seems like a good idea in case some nutcase tries to come along and attack you. Yep, having this eerie looking sword was a good idea in his book.

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Maria comes across a crate full of various supplies. Seems she was to a good start!

Dont move

Okay maybe not.

Maria nervously turns her head to the side to see who is addressing her. Colonel Mael Radec stood behind her. Where the hell did this guy from? She didnt even notice him approach!

Up against that wallgo on

Maria gulped and did as she was told. She tried to speak to Radec, maybe they could come to a peaceful solution here

W-we could split that yknow? Work together? I could help you out a-"

Radec shook his head

Not interested.

Maria was kind of dejected by that swift response.

O-okayjustjust dont kill me

Radec examined the contents of the crate while keeping an eye on his captive. After finishing his inspection, he calmly approached Maria.

It was clear that this woman wasnt a fighter, at least from what Radec could discern. She wasnt really worthy of killing at the moment and she complied with his orders.

So for that

WHAM

Radec whacks Maria on the back of the head, knocking her out cold!

Radec claims the spoils and leave the unconscious Maria alone. If someone else happened upon her that was her problem.

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Colin travels through a desert like area wondering how he ended up getting involved in this mess. He took off his hat for a moment to wipe his brow when he notices something up ahead

Huh? Whats that?

Colin readjusts his hat and squints his eyes

STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP

Someone, or something seemed to be running toward him! Not wanting to take any chances he reached for his firearm

H-hold on there! F-freeze!

The figure paid him no mind and continued rushing at him

As it came closer its features became clearerwell sort of

It seemed to be sort ofblocky?

Colins mouth went agape a moment as his eyes were drawn downward

Waitis that-

Having been momentarily distracted by the member of the blocky George Custer, he allows him to get to close

Colin gasps and begins firing, but his aim proves to be less than true as Custer dodges the bullets!
Before Colin realizes what is happening, Custer is upon him and stabs him with the edge of a blocky looking knife which for some reason pierces his flesh just as easily!

Colin coughs and falls to his knees. Custer stabs him a few more times for good measure and Colin falls to the ground.

Is this itIlost already?

As blood continues to pool around him and his vision fades to black, the last thing Colin sees is George Custer dancing around with hislower member flailing about

Not exactly the most noble of defeats

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Wally West discovers what looks like a picnic basket on top of a simple blanket. How convenient!

As Wally approaches, wary that it was some sort of trap, a voice speaks out.

Hello mister!

Wally looks over to find girl that looked like she came out of some fairy tale. Wally just raises an eyebrow
Let me guess, Little Red Riding Hood?

The girl giggled

Oh no, my name is Bonnie! Though I do get that a lot! Thats actually my basket you were going for and I was setting up for a picnic! Would you like to join me? Id be happy to share!

Not wanting to turn down the proposition for free food, Wally nodded and sat down!

B.B. Hood knelt down and reached into her basket

Lets see, we got turkey sandwiches, some apples

Suddenly B.B. Hood lurched up and pulled out an uzi

SOME SWISS CHEESE AND SOME BULLETS!

B.B. Hood unloaded a barrage of gunfire in front of her

but is shocked to find that the young red haired man disappeared!

Hey, what the-

B.B. Hood feels a tap on her shoulder!

As she turns around, she is greeted with a speedy punch in the face, sending her flying off her feet! She collapses to the ground momentarily knocked out with a bloody nose

Wally shakes his head

Jeez just what kind of freaks were brought here?

Wallys stomach growls in hunger

Ah manwas really hoping it wasnt a trap.

Wally sighs and speeds awaybut not before he did something else first
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Some time passes before B.B. Hoods slowly awakens

Ugghmmmmf!?

B.B. Hood finds herself comically wrapped up and restrained by the picnic towel. That little smartass thought to tie her up!

MMMMMPFFF!!!

B.B Hood tries to hop to her basket of firearms but falls face first! She tries to force herself free, struggling and biting

...Then she heard something approaching...

. . .
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(Oh, what the hell is this now!?) Hood thought to herself while continuing to try and break free

. . .

Thomas the Tank Engine was happily chugging along enjoying the new sights! Thomas didnt really recall, but apparently he was brought to a place like this before! At least according to those fellows from before!

Thomas was still getting used to his newly found train track placing ability that allowed him to get around. He was able to place them around in certain patterns across certain distances before he had to apply more! With this he could travel around anywhere he chose!

How delightfully helpful thought Thomas!

MMMMMMPFHHH!!!!!

Thomas the Tank Engine then heard that muffled screams of someone up ahead. It appeared to be a small girl tied up! Was this some sort of dastardly trap set up by some old cartoon villain to get a sweet girl run over by a train!?

How awful, thought Thomas! He would simply have no part in that!

Thomas the Tank Engine screeched to a halt before B.B. Hood

Thomas the Tank Engine greeted the restrained girl and asked her if she needed help but was only met with muffled yells.

Well this was a pickle thought Thomas

Before he could continue questioning her, B.B. Hood flared with fury and managed to tear apart her restraints with her teeth and brute strength

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU STUPI-

Well this was a wonderful turn of events, she managed to free herself! Thomas smiled jovially at her with that big ol grin of hiswhile she nervously backed up.

When a weird magic train is up close like thisit probably wasnt the best idea to piss it off. B.B. Hood took a breath and dusted herself off

Are you okay asked Thomas!

B.B. Hood gave a fake smile

Ohhy-yeah! A mean old guy in a yellow suit tied me up and left me to my fate! T-thank goodness youre came along and are uha friendlytrainperson?

Well Thomas was certainly glad that everything had turned out alright in the end! Since he was already here and this girl was obviously distressed, it would be gentlemanly to offer her a ride!

Would you like a ride? asked Thomas

B.B. Hood looked around nervously and weighed her optionsafter a few moments she figured What the hell? and decided to go for it. Better to be on a moving traincould potentially be useful for drivebys too!

O-ohh of course! Why thank you mister!

B.B. Hood retrieves her basket full of various firearms and hops on board!

With one more CHOO-CHOO, Thomas the Tank Engine materializes another set of tracks much to Hoods shock and starts heading off to a new location!

Hood sat down bewildered and rubbed her head, she spoke quietly to herself so the dopey train wouldnt hear

Sighwhat the hell did I get myself involved with?

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CHAPTER END
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oh no Snake and Lu Bu don't remember each other! or do they?

Winnie has the bat and Durst has Soul Edge!

and BB Hood + Thomas is a great pairing
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Whoops, clicked on this topic. Still not reading this one. Wake me up when it's over.
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trdl23 posted...

Thank you for your contribution.

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@WickIebee
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Interesting start. One down...I think.
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During the Ziggler commentary, I just kept seeing JR lift his arms and open his mouth and then get interrupted before he even said anything

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speaking of playing hard, how about that first BBCan5 vote? 7-6? Do close votes like this even happen in Big Brother in week 1?

(note: spoilers don't include who was evicted.)

still trying to process wtf just happened there, votes all over and unexpected

gah little late on it, hopefully will have another part up today or so
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So far so good, no bloodbath though? Just 2 deaths from what I read. You must have it set on infrequent kills.

I enjoy this method of delivery where you mix in the declarative statements the hunger games generator makes with certain expounded storytelling. I personally feel like when the whole thing is expounded storytelling, it just becomes a bit too much. But if it's all just the declarative statements from the generator, it's quite dull. The mix is the perfect mix imo, lol.
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George Custer getting the first kill is good fun

I expect to see him leading his own army again by the end of this
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