Board 8 > B8 Hunger Games XXIV: All-Stars - Penultimate Climax!

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guffguy89 posted...

So far so good, no bloodbath though? Just 2 deaths from what I read. You must have it set on infrequent kills.

I enjoy this method of delivery where you mix in the declarative statements the hunger games generator makes with certain expounded storytelling. I personally feel like when the whole thing is expounded storytelling, it just becomes a bit too much. But if it's all just the declarative statements from the generator, it's quite dull. The mix is the perfect mix imo, lol.

Yeah the first two parts was kind of the Bloodbath, Prologue basically being an intro with Antagonist getting BTFO immediately since he was the first to die for the start, and the second was more the Bloodbath proper. Day 1 will be the next one hoping to have finished at some point tonight otherwise definitely tomorrow
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that used to be me!

15 minute melee.

Chapter 2 (DAY 1): Mental Warfare
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The sun still hangs high overhead and there is still more killing to be done!

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After having just killed one adversary, the naked George Custer figures that now would be a time to gather some food and supplies before nightfall! The naked pixel man climbs a tree and gathers some fruit!

Deadpool wanders around hoping something awesome will happen. Unfortunately for him, nobody seems to be around. He decides to lounge around for the rest of the day

HIM lurks in the woods

Maria wakes up with a major headache. Although bruised, she is at least thankful that she is still alive. Realizing that she probably isnt going to last very long solo, she goes off in search of allies!

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Russell runs around whimsically as Carl tries to keep up. However, after travelling a bit, Russell suddenly rushes back!

Hrm? Whats wrong?

Russell looked at his companion with slight worry in his eyes. He whispered

I think I heard someone up ahead.

Carl nodded and the two quietly crept closer to investigate.

Up ahead were two men sitting across each other at what looked like a makeshift camp. One wore a bandana which flowed slightly in the breeze, while the other wore a white robe.

Russell looked back

What are they saying?

Carl nudged Russell as if to say quiet. They both listened in

. . .

I see, go on my son. The white robed man said sagely

Solid Snake continued his tale. It was strange, he usually wasnt so open talking about things to strangersbut this guy seemed to have some sort of peaceful aura about him. He seemed easy to trust. The guy said his name was Jesuscould he really be THAT Jesus?

Yeah well, when we were all in that crowd before, I thought I saw someone I knew. Wellnot KNEW exactly. I feel like Ive met him before, but at the same time I dont recall ever seeing him before in my life. Ive been wondering if we took part in one of these Games together at some point.

Jesus nodded as Snake continued

I justI dunno. I am wondering just what the heck is the deal with him. Were we allies? Enemies? Is this just some sort of implanted memory or something to mess with me?

Jesus opened his eyes and spoke to the troubled man

My son, look inside yourself. I think you already know in your heart that this isnt some sort of trick and that you are both tied together in some way. I believe that you two will cross paths again and all will become clear soon. You must have faith.

Snake grumbled and nodded to himself. Although he didnt outwardly show it, the words of the wise man did make him feel slightly better

. . .

Russell tried to sneak in closer, trying to hear more of what was going on!

Carl tried to reach out to stop him but

SNAP

A branch broke under Russells foot, and Snake immediately reacted! He went for his gun and pointed it at their direction! Even though they were somewhat concealed, Carl and Russell froze in place.

I know youre there! Step out into the open!

Russell looked back at Carl, his teeth chattering with fear

Its okay boyjustjust follow my lead alright?

Carl took point and walked out with Russell

Look buddy, we arent lookin for any trouble

Snake stared at Carl, then at Russell. Although they seemed relatively harmless, how could he be entirely sure?

At this point, Jesus rose to his feet. He placed one hand on Snakes shoulder and the other on top of the gun.

It is okay my son. They mean us no harm.

Snake glanced at Jesus then somewhat reluctantly lowered his firearm

Finebut I have my eye on you two. Also, Jesus can you quit it with the my son stuffits creeping me out.
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Jesus chuckled and apologized for making Snake uncomfortable!

Carl let out a sigh of relief

Thanksthat could have gotten ugly.

Jesus nodded at the two

Of course, come you can rest with us if you wish!

Snake looked back at Jesus somewhat disappointed. Seriously? These two strangers sneak up on them so we should let them stay at our camp?

Russell face beamed! Really!

Jesus nodded!

Russell was ecstatic that these two turned out to be friendly. Carl groaned as he sat down on a stump to rest. Jesus smiled and Snake wellhe looked bewildered about the whole thing. How the hell did he end up with this lot?

As the sun begins to set, the group start up a camp fire.

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Lu Bu travels through the woods. One of the trees appears slightly abnormal and seems to have a face, but he chooses to ignore it. He notices some smoke rising in the distancebut decides not to investigate.

PrestonStarry receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. He stockpiles the food and continues to obsessively make fortifications for his new base stationed at the HIGH GROUND.

After his run in with B.B. Hood, Wally West would run into some good fortune! Wally receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor!

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Claire Redfield, The Boulder, Colonel Radec, and the duo of Walter and Jesse search for other tributes!

GUN MAN receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor! Alright!

Turboman and Torrie Wilson search for resources

Supergirl spears numerous fish with a trident at superhuman speed. Jaws sees this shit happen and decides to stay the fuck away from that for now

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The Xenomorph Queen continues to skulk around in the foliage to ambush some preybut would find herself ambushed first!

A local monster would leap out at her from the shadowsa bear sized avian of some kind with sharp talons lurched up and clawed frantically at her flesh

Not exactly the best idea

Acidic blood sprayed out and splashed on the monster, causing it to shriek in pain! Although injured, the Xenomorph Queen quickly responded to the assault and tackled her assailant! She would proceed to rip it apart!

Even though she had taken some woundsshe at least had dinner!

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The EVIL FLYING BRAIIIIIIIIN soared through the air in search of someone to turn into his minion. Hopefully someone more efficient than that detestable pony from last time

Oh yes, the memories had come back to him quite quickly. His mind was clearly superior to these simple fools, so it was no surprise that he would overcome the amnesia swiftly! Last time he was eliminated by sheer misfortune due to a stray arrow. That would not happen this time! Oh nothis time he would find a more suitable servant to carry out his nefarious work. Someone far stronger

and THE EVIL FLYING BRAIIIN believes he has just found that lucky someone...

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

With a telepathic cackle the evil brain descended below to his chosen target! The trees bellowed from the psychic energy as the future servant turned towards the Brain

Ohand what are YOU supposed to be hmm?

Lex Luthor readjusted his tie as he greeted the giant hovering brain. Luthor didnt seem flustered in the slightest
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The brain rumbled as it spoke

FOOL! What I am is your lord and master!

Luthor chuckled

Sorry I am my own lord and masteryou seem more like some kind of experiment gone awry.

The Brain pulsed

Your cheeky opinions do not concern me. You shall become my vassal and help me achieve victory in this Trial or whatever those trio of numb skulls wish to call these things! You should feel honored that a being of such high intellect such as myself chose you to become a minion

Luthor raised his eyebrow unamused

Oho really? For someone of such high intellect you really are stupid.

The brain rumbled slightly more erratically

What was that!?

Luthor folded his arms confidently

Nobody tells me what to do! Think youve got the grey matter to pull it off? Go ahead, just try it.

The brains laughter echoed in Luthors head

Fool, I am going to enjoy turning you into a mindless drone!

All at once, a sharp pain pulsed within Luthors skull! He fell to his knees at clutched at his head groaning in pain! The laughing echoed within his mind until it sounded like a malicious chorus! Luthor tried to rise to his feet and walk toward the Brain to attack, but his vision became scrambled. He tumbled around feebly as he tried to reach the Brain

The Brain did have to admit that this one was more complex than that feeble equine. The mental barriers were harder to bypass, but in time those would fall! He was utterly helpless

Yet for some reason, the man started to weakly chuckle. Had he finally snapped?

He rose to his feet and glared stared down the Brain with a tight smile

Whats wronggrgh...having trouble there? Maybe you arent assmart as you thinkhrgehhe!

Fed up with Luthors taunts, he focused even harder, forcing Luthor down to his knees again! Luthor continued

Hrgrgghhh!!! Yeahyou really ARE dumb if you think you can beat me!

The Brain focused even harder! Some blood started to drip from Luthors eyes

GRAGGGGRGHGH EVEN WORSE.ISTHAT

What on earth was he babbling abo-

SQQQUIIISH

The mental laughter turned into a wail of pain.

GAgrahgrhgajgljgal;ggww wwwaaa-aaat!?

The Brain shrieked in scrambled words as a chainsaw revved through his being! He splatted to the ground and it was then he noticed him

He had been so focused on dominating that man that he was taken completely off guard by someone else!

Although fading he could still make out the words of his foe who now stood tall above him!

YOU THOUGHT I WAS ALONE!?

Indeed, shortly after they were all split, Luthor would encounter and join forces with another of the tributes. One who had particular dislike for the supernatural and malicious

Luthor with a sudden surge of fury began stomping on the abomination

YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD CONTROL ME!? HUH!?

STOMP

STOMP

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE TAKE ME ON!?

STOMP

CRUSH

THE SAME THING THAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU! THEY END UP BROKEN BEFORE ME!

Luthor gave one more strong kick before recomposing himself.

The Brain, now on deaths doorcould only say one more thing

Whoare y-y-yeyou-uu? ? ?

Luthor turned back and smiled a devious smile

Im Lex fucking Luthorand dont you forget that!

With those words, The Evil Mutilated Brain finally succumbed and perished. A few moments later it ignited into purple flames and turned to ash!

Speaking of ash, Ash Williams now stood beside Luthor, fresh grey matter now staining his chainsaw.

Damn, youre lucky that thing didnt fry your brain.

Luthor shook his head
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As if Id allow myself to rendered that abominations plaything. It was so easy to manipulate. It was so focused on me that it allowed you to sneak up and kill it. If anything, you are lucky that you joined me earlier and didnt encounter that thing on your own.

Ash rolled his eyes, choosing not to start an argument about the ordeal

Luthor readjusted his tie again.

Together the duo had put an end to the Evil Flying Brains horror before it could truly begin!

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Claptrap rolls along searching for tributes while aiming his firearm around. He thinks he is a total badass. He is not a total badass.

Amara continues to stay hidden in the darkness.

Maximillion Pegasus hums a merry tune and finds a nice open space! Finding this place suitable, he whips out a card called Temple of the Kings and a large building appears! As he does so the card in his hand disintegrates into ash. Although it wont last forever, this structure should get him through the night at the very least! Proud of his handiwork he heads inside as the sun begins to descend!

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Stelio Kontos runs into a vacant camp full of supplies. He begins to help himself! However someone else would approach!

Yo buddy!

Stelio glances over at the new face. Was this the camps owner?

Fred Durst appears wielding an odd looking swordthis could be trouble. Stelio is about to defend himself

Can I get in on this!?

Stelio glanced around the camp, still containing some supplies. Stelio stoically shrugs and lets Fred Durst in on the looting! Food, drink, and other supplies are swiped and split between the two and they make off with the loot!

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Some time later, Uncle Chan happens upon this very same camp after sensing some very dark chi in the vicinity. It is now ramshackle and ruined as everything is strewn about. What on earth happened here?
Uncle Chan investigates, wondering if there was some sort of ambush or raid

Hmm

HEY!!!

Uncle Chan jumps up with a start! He turns and finds a furious looking woman. It didnt take long to piece together that this camp probably belonged to her

Uncle Chan glanced around the scene, realizing just how things looked

OkayI know what youre thinkingbut I had nothing to do with this!

The woman glared at Uncle

Sure you didnt!

Uncle waved his hand dismissively

I am telling you, I just got here. I was investigating what happened and-

ENOUGH!

Chi-Chi slammed her fist into a nearby tree, leaving a large dent in it! The strength of this woman shocked Uncle Chan

YOURE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!

Chi-Chi leaps into the air and soars at the shocked Uncle Chan

Aiiiyaaaa!!!

The old kung fu master dodge rolls to the side and Chi-Chis kick narrowly misses him. Instead she kicks into another tree!

Hold still!

Chi-Chi freed her foot and sprinted at the old man, delivering a flurry of punches! Uncle Chan couldnt allow her to land a good hit or he might be done for. He narrowly deflects her barrage of punches side to side and kicks her away to get some distance!

HIYA!!!

Chi-Chi leaps forward and does a roundhouse kick! Uncle Chan narrowly ducks and counterattacks with two quick jabs! Relatively unphased the woman continues comboing her moves fluently. She kind of reminded him of Jackie in a way. However, like Jackie, she still had her fair share of exploitable weaknesses in her style.

As Chi-Chi goes for another barrage, but Uncle wouldnt allow her to get momentum this time. As she delivers her first punch, Uncle pivots his stance and grabs her arm, flipping her over his shoulder and through the air!
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Chi-Chi tries to recover but botches the landing, instead being forced to roll away to recover! She gets back up and dusts off her clothes

...Youre pretty good for an old fart

How rude of her!

I may be old, but I can still take you on young lady!

HoweverUncle Chan left his battle stance and raised a hand

Though I dont want to fight.

Chi-Chi raised an eyebrow and lowered her fists slightly

I am telling you I didnt do this. I sensed some dark magic around here and found this. I think we are both looking for the same person

Chi-Chi stared him down for a few moments but eventually relented. She could probably take him, but something was telling her he was telling the truth. Maybe she overreacted a little

Chi-Chi folded her arms

Alright then, so if you sensed this guy then you have some way of tracking him right?

Uncle pulled out a pufferfish which started to glow slightly. Chi-Chi raised an eyebrow in surprise at this. Guess he really wasnt kidding.

I believe I can find him in time.

Chi-Chi nodded

Fine, then I am coming with you to find this asshole. They arent going to get away with this!

Uncle Chan sighs

Aiyaa.fine.

Chi-Chi nodded triumphantly

Good, then its settled! If we are going to be working together I may as well introduce myself. Im Chi-Chi and-

Chi-Chi suddenly feels a sharp pain on her forehead as Uncle Chan strikes her

Owwww! What the hell was that for!?

Uncle Chan shakes his head and walks passed her

You may call me Uncle, and you need to learn some self-control.

Chi-Chi bared her fangs

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SELF-CONTROL!?

Uncle Chan ignores her and continues walking along tracking the dark energy.

HEY! Hold on!

Chi-Chi catches up to Uncle and they go off in search of the culpritor culprits

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KCF finds a package within one of the scattered towns. As he claims his loot he notices Hitler nearby and immediately bails on the scene. Fortunately, Hitler doesnt notice him sneaking off. Once in the clear he opens the package to find some sort of gauntlet with a strange symbol inscribed on it. He decides to wear it and test it out later. Hopefully it did something cool!

Gheb and Abraham Lincoln search for resources

Dr. Doofensmirtz receives some clean water. Well it wasnt parts, but it was something!

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Papyrus takes in the sights as Sans casually walks beside him. Even though this place was supposedly dangerous, Papyrus seemed to be having a grand ol time so far. However, they eventually come upon an area where the greenery began to rot and the air began to stink.

Further ahead Papyrus spots a red haired weirdo laughing maniacally and using some strange power to kill the vegetation. Papyrus wanted to go investigate but Sans seems hesitant. He could immediately tell that guy was dangerous. Sans loved his bro but he could get in over his head sometimes. Best to avoid a fight if possible.

Sans manages to convince Papyrus to abandon his investigation and the two sneak off without attracting the polluting villains attention!

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Ed was sitting on a stump glaring at nothing in particular. His feet hurt and he had been walking so longman he was freakin annoyed by all this! How else could things get worse?

. . .

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Ed heard something approaching and turned his head to face it

. . .

Thomas the Tank Engine was so glad that he could help this young lady! She was so polite and he was happy to help her travel!

Oh dear! It appeared that there was some sad fellow sitting all alone! He must be exhausted having to hike through this strange place without some help! Maybe he should offer this guy a ride!

What a great idea thought Thomas!

Thomas the Tank Engine pulled up to the disgruntled young lad with that big ol smile of his!

Hello there! You look a bit down in the dumps friend! H-

SHUUUUUT UP!

The boy roared exceptionally loud, Thomas stared at him for a moment with shock! B.B. Hood heard the commotion and prepared herself for a potential fight

Ed glared at the jovial train

Oh dear, it would appear that he had upset the poor boy! How dreadful thought Thomas! Still, he couldnt help but try to continue to help the kid out. Better choose his words carefully! Think Thomas think!

O-oh, sorry. It just looked like you were tired and I thought youd might want a ride somewhereIm actually helping someone else too! Shes quite nice and maybe she could help cheer you up too?

B.B. Hood facepalmed. Well great, now the stupid train ruined a potential sneak attack

Ed examined the train with hateful eyes. Miss Hood remained hiddenmaybe this weird looking guy would just fuck off?

Ed wincedHmph!

Much to Hoods dismay, it seemed the guy would be coming aboard.

Ed jumped up into the air and slammed down inside! In response, Thomas' entire being comically folded in on itself for a moment. For that instant, it felt like the heaviest thing in the world had just slammed on to him! What the heck was that about!

Hood recovers and looks at Ed wide eyed. How the hell did he do that!? This guy was dangerous!

Hood tries to reach for a concealed firearm in her basket



Hood immediately puts on a fake smile and hides the basket behind her back

N-nice to meet you! Heheh

Ed sits down and continues to stare her down.

(Fucking freak) Hood thinks to herself

and so the trio chug away across the land on the most awkward trip ever.

Still, its good to make friends! Thomas was happy that things had worked out!

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SHINK!

ARRROoroooOooooo

Prince Brandish dislodges his blade from a large wolf life creature. He swipes the blood off the blade and leaves the creature behind!

As if that thing could harm him! It kind of reminded Brandish of that Big Bad Wolf from home. How distasteful
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Man, you sure showed that thing!

In the blink of an eye, Brandish unsheathed his blade once more and pointed it at the source of the noise! An unfettered Bill Cipher floated in front of the blades tip

Bill puts his hand on the sword and lowers it

Hey woah woah you could poke an eye out with that thing!

Brandish raised an eyebrow but still held his blade at the ready

Ohand what are you?

Bill tipped his hat!

Names Bill Cipher! You probably noticed me in the crowd from earlier! I KINDA stand out heheh!

Brandish rolled his eyes

Ah yesone of the competition I take it?

Bill held up a hand

Hey now, just because we are both competitors doesnt mean we cant be pals! Whatcha say about teaming up for a bit hu-

Brandish didnt even let the eldritch triangle finish his sentence! He slashed his sword outward with remarkable speed narrowly missing cutting Bills eye out as the triangle dashes backward!

HEY WOA-

Brandish, as cool and confident as ever, took a stance

Sorry, few are worthy to stand by my side. You also seem quite unsightly so I feel I should just eliminate you myself now. Save others the trouble of being spooked by your visage

Bill's eye narrowed as the Prince began to dash forth to drive his blade through the monster

Did you just call me UGLY!?

A sudden wave of energy exploded outward from the triangle, driving Brandish back! He manages to keep his footing, but now stands before a very ticked off Bill. Brandish readies his blade once more!

Ohohohohohohoho you wanna see ugly buddy?

Emerald lightning begins to crackle around Bills hand! Brandish goes on the defensive awaiting for a potential attack

Bill struggles to follow through with his move, but after a few more moments and much effort he succeeds! Rather than it being a blast of magical lightning like Brandish expected, a green portal tears open in space!

What on earth was he doing..?

SCHLORRRP

Brandishs eyes, once calm, bulged open in shock

From the portal a tentacled mass of flesh spilled to the floorthen a hulkish form of eyes and claws

Wh..wha

It didnt stop theresome more horrible things began to calm out of the portal before it finally fizzled out.

Then some things suddenly began coming back to Brandish.

Memories.

Memories best left buried.

Memories of insidious indescribable things

Memories of incomprehensible horrors

What was this? Brandishs heart began to pound faster and faster? Was this fear?

The things took notice of the royal princehis legs were shaking! Bill seemed pleased by this! He then snapped his fingers!

GET HIM BOYS!

Brandish, in a panic, swipes the ground with his blade in such a way to kick up a smokescreen of dirt, some of which gets in Bills eye and temporarily blinds him

AUGH! THE EYE! WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE EYE!?

As Bill finishes rubbing his eye, Brandish has already fled a good distance!

GAGH FREAKIN GET HIM ALREADY!

The eldritch creatures begin to scurry after the fleeing Prince!

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Winnie the Pooh roams around with his new bat. His belly gurgles in hunger

Oh bother. Oh where may I find a small smackerel of honey?

After a few moments of pondering, Pooh notices a strange light coming from one of the bushes

Hmm? What could that be

The bear waddles over to investigate with his new bat in hand. He peeks his head into the bush and is greeted by a sudden flash of red light!

Ooph!

Pooh tumbles on to his butt and his bat falls to the ground! He rubs his eyes a bit as his vision recovers
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Ow careful!

Pooh blinks a few times. He didnt say that

Hello?

Pooh glanced from side to side but didnt notice anyone in particular.

The voice spoke again

Down here!

Pooh looked down beside him and noticed his newly discovered bat now had a cartoonish face on it!

Oh? You can talk?

The bat replied:

Of course I can! Now can you pick me back up, its kinda cold down here!

Pooh picks up the bat

Ohhow rude of me, I didnt realizeermwho are you?

The bat spoke again

Names Woody! Thanks! That was some flash huh?

Pooh rubbed his noggin. Yeah what was that all about?

Grgrgrrgrgowlllll

Poohs stopped thinking about that strange light in short order once his stomach started growling again. The bat noticed this

Hungry huh? Yeah, me too! Lets go find us some grub huh!

Pooh nodded eagerly! Now he was speaking his language!

. . .

The duo of a bear and his bat scour the area for food and eventually come upon a peculiar sight. A large pot of honey with a humanoid body. It appeared to be wearing a tux of gold.

Well theres something you dont see every day. the bat said!

Pooh couldnt help but agree. He noticed drops of the delicious golden snack drip from the pot lid
Maybe hed be willing to share?

Pooh waddled out into the open and the Honey Man turned around startled.

Hello there. May I ask if you would be willing to share some of your delicious honey?

The Honey Man looked from side to side then pointed to himself in confusion.

Pooh nodded

The Honey Man shrugged, pointed as his pot of a head and turn around as if to leave.

At this point the Bat chimed in

I think we have to bust that lid of his open!

Pooh looked at Woody confused.

I mean he just filled us in. The honey is in there. Maybe he cant give it to us on his own so maybe we just gotta help him out. Help him help us right?

This didnt make any sense

Unfortunately Pooh was too hungry and stupid to think logically.

Thinking that this made TOTAL sense, Pooh raised the bat as the Honey Man started to leave
Okay now careful there Pooh. Dont miss. Id rather not have to be whacked against a pot multiple times to get the job done

Pooh nodded

and with one good swing he whacked the Honey Mans pot of a head! The Honey Man falls to the ground and part of the pot cracks loose, allowing for a delicious stream of gold to pour out!
Nice shot Pooh! Lets dig in!

Pooh smiled

Ohooo boy!

Pooh got on his knees and started to lap up the golden substance! A sweet sensation overcame his taste buds and he closed his eyes, enjoying the tastethen a few more mouth fulls the honey started tasting a little differentmoremetallic?

OH MY GOODNESS POOH WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!?

Pooh blinked his eyes back open now noticing that his hand was no longer covered in the golden treat, but now with some sort of scarlet liquid!

Blood now caked his Poohs mouth as he stared at the scene before him. A man lied prone before him with a bloody skull

Bat shouted at Pooh frantically

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!? YOU JUST BRAINED THAT GUY!

Pooh looked around in a panic

B-but this isnt honey?

The bat shouted back

NO SHIT SHERLOCK! YOURE FREAKIN NUTS

Pooh whimpered

But you said

The bat yelled louder

I SAID NOTHING! Oh man oh man, I aint going to jail man

Jail? What jail? Whats a jail? Pooh was confused and flustered

Poohs grip surprisingly tightened. He didnt do that!
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I AINT GOING TO JAIL

The cartoonish face of Woody began monstrous as the bat started swinging around erratically
Pooh tried to maintain control but was having a difficult time

Woody! C-calm down!

The bats eyes became a deep red

ILL CALM YOU DOWN!

WHAM

Woody smacked Pooh in the face causing the bear to stumble back a few steps

I DONT THINK YOU HAD ENOUGH!

WHAM

SLAM

For some reason, Woody had taken control of Poohs hand and had started slamming him in the face multiple times! After a few more hits Pooh collapsed to the ground beside the bloodied man.

. . .

Hmm hmhm hmmm!

A red haired man in a suit walked in on the chaotic scene

Silly ol bear! Youve gone and made a mess ya did!

Mad Mod stood above the two prone tributes. Morgan Freeman had a large gash in his head and was groaning in pain, while Pooh lied there helplessly with some stuffing leaking out of him.

Mad Mod glanced at the bat and picked it up, examining it! Pooh weakly groaned and looked at the Mod. He weakly spoke:

L-look outthat..bati-is

Mad Mod gave a cheeky smirk and glanced down at the stupid bear

Govna I think ya did too much damage to yer noggin. Have ya figured it out yet?

Pooh didnt understand. Mad Mod laughed at his ignorance

Alright bear lemme lay things out for ya. See, I used ya to get the jump on some poor shlub. Ol Bison Man here happened to be the poor bloke who you came across first!

Mad Mod poked Freemans body with his cane. Pooh noticed the shining red jewel at the top of it

Ya see, I used this to mess with your mind! Gotta say you sure did a number on him! Alas I thought it time to cut you loose. Theres better folks out there to use as pawns

Mad Mod hefted up the bat

So I might as well wrap things here!

Pooh was speechless. All he could do was reach out his hand towards Mod before he slammed down the bat on him. Everything went black.

After finishing him, Mod strolled over to Freeman with a merry tune before finishing him off as well!

Phew

Mod tosses the bat away onto Poohs body, which becomes engulfed in flames as Poohs stuffed corpse ignites into purple flame along with Morgan Freeman

Welp! I call this a productive day!

Mad Mod twirls his cane and walks off triumphantly as the sun begins to set!

The first day begins to draw to a close

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CHAPTER END
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It's disappointing that EFB and Pooh went out so early, but the good thing about this game is that there's still a ton of great characters left.
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Yeah, I was particularly bummed that EFB got brained so early, but at least he lost to a fitting tribute. Someone that most likely has an ego bigger than himself
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Oh no, it's a shame that Pooh's gone, but it's also great to see Mad Mod manipulating people again

Between Mad Mod, Pegasus, HIM, Walter White and Bill Cipher we've got some great manipulators here
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Cipher managed to meet someone who's almost as much of an asshole as he is!
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poor pooh
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caught up on bbcan6

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caught up on bbcan6

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really behind, gonna catch up on this
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Bring the title back to Toronto Canadia, David

On the win level screen, you can still change chester/themes using the LB/RB/LT/RT on an xbox controller

bump
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Bump x2
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Coming along. Sorry busy with some stuff that's come up. Hopefully I'll be able to have some more free time to surge through updates (plus it should get easier as the cast gets narrowed down and I don't get caught up making over the top confrontations / showdowns).
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hey former snl star bobby moynihan who is actually a fan

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lol, leif most useless survivor ever? He's got to be in the running.</p>
THE BABYFACED ASSASSIN

No Cenas Club

hello nfun

is it dead?
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(kinda just proceeding very slowly due to recent stuff sorry for the hiatus hoping I can make more time soon so I can do it consistently and get it done)
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good job guys

good luck eating

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caelus

too bad the browncoats lost the war

all hail brodus clay

Nothing outstanding but I still thought they were fun episodes and worth watching

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hey it says here yous till need to add me!

1934-0773-5993

Finn Balor/????

if you haven't noticed Andel, you're not the Jester anymore!

#unbump#

wait can he do that
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And Chris has balls to not play his idol

too bad they got cut off because he didn't though

Mewtwo59 posted...

Varner has to be blacklisted after what he did.

Yeah, how dare he plug his book during the finale &gt;:(

jenna looks like someone but I cant put my finger on it

I was wondering when I was going to get my second chance. I was a little sad when people posted large "Rooting For" lists, and my name didn't pop up.
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whoops indeed