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Topic	B8 Hunger Games XXIV: All-Stars - Penultimate Climax!
Pirateking2000 03/10/18 4:00:13 PM #35:	Abraham Lincoln heads into a dim and dusty house. It seemed to be vacant but Lincoln held his trusty axe at the ready. Who knows what laid in wait in this strange world... Navigating through, Lincoln comes upon the parlor. A single torn chair sits next to a fire place. Nearby there was a filled bookshelf! Hmm.. Lincoln walked toward the bookshelf and took out a book at random. It was thick but obviously very old as he couldnt make out the title. He opens it up and to his surprise he finds a silver pistol hidden inside a hidden compartment from the pages! Well arent you a lucky dog huh!? Lincoln immediately spun around and readied his axe...but nobody was there! Just that chair a- FWOOOOOOM! The fireplace suddenly sprang to life and a brief inferno surged from it, illuminating the room! Someone then began humming! Lincoln looked around, still raising his axe "Who goes there? Show yourself!" A voice responded "Hey buddy, no need to get all testy!" Lincoln stared at the back of the once vacant chair and saw a small triangle shaped figure slowly hover up into the air into view. Lincoln looked on in confusion as the strange shape spoke again "Nice hat!" Bill Cipher pointed at Lincolns signature tophat and winked at him...or blinked at him...Lincoln couldn't really tell. Who...what are you Bill Cipher chuckled to himself "Names Bill Cipher, just your run of the mill extradimensional entitity of pure energy!" Lincoln blinked vacantly "aaaand youuuur Abraham Lincoln right? The guy on the five dollar bill? That or a really good cosplayer..." Lincoln was utterly confused! Despite this, Bill continued speaking Anywaaaay, I just happened to be in the neighborhood and was looking for a mini- I mean partner to join me in winning this little game those three shmoes got going. Id go it alone usually but...something about this place is hindering my powers... Powers? What powers? Bill went on "So what do you say Abe!? Lets join forces! We can be Hat Buddies!" Bill wrapped his arm around Lincolns neck and pulled his head in, taking a selfie with the two of them together! Lincoln lurches away and stares Bill down. ...No...sorry, but I dont feel comfortable allying with you." Bill blinks a few times Its because Im a triangle isnt it? You shapist jerk!" Bill raises a hand and one of the books from the shelf behind Lincoln flies off and smacks him in the back of the head, knocking his hat off! Going against me isnt the smartest idea buddy. I implore you to reconsider..." Lincoln readied his axe, shocked at what just occurred Dark magic...youre a demon! Bill rolled his eye Please... A larger inferno roared from the fireplace behind Bills form! DEMONS WISH THEY COULD COMPARE TO ME! Bill begins to cackle as flame begin to splash against the walls of the room, and various books begin flying off the shelf launching at Lincoln! Not wanting to be taken off guard again, Lincoln uses his axe to expertly strike down the incoming swarm of books, defending himself from the assault! Ya made a grave mistake there buddy! Have fun with this mess then! Bill cackles and poofs away! As he does so the door to the room slams shut as the fire continues to roar and set everything ablaze! --- XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2 "There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make ** up to cover their ass." - Hazama <cite>Pirateking2000 posted [p:897547702] in B8 Hunger ... [t:76382122]...</cite> <quote>Abraham Lincoln heads into a dim and dusty house. It seemed to be vacant but Lincoln held his trusty axe at the ready. Who knows what laid in wait in this strange world... Navigating through, Lincoln comes upon the parlor. A single torn chair sits next to a fire place. Nearby there was a filled bookshelf! Hmm.. Lincoln walked toward the bookshelf and took out a book at random. It was thick but obviously very old as he couldnt make out the title. He opens it up and to his surprise he finds a silver pistol hidden inside a hidden compartment from the pages! Well arent you a lucky dog huh!? Lincoln immediately spun around and readied his axe...but nobody was there! Just that chair a- FWOOOOOOM! The fireplace suddenly sprang to life and a brief inferno surged from it, illuminating the room! Someone then began humming! Lincoln looked around, still raising his axe "Who goes there? Show yourself!" A voice responded "Hey buddy, no need to get all testy!" Lincoln stared at the back of the once vacant chair and saw a small triangle shaped figure slowly hover up into the air into view. Lincoln looked on in confusion as the strange shape spoke again "Nice hat!" Bill Cipher pointed at Lincolns signature tophat and winked at him...or blinked at him...Lincoln couldn't really tell. Who...what are you Bill Cipher chuckled to himself "Names Bill Cipher, just your run of the mill extradimensional entitity of pure energy!" Lincoln blinked vacantly "aaaand youuuur Abraham Lincoln right? The guy on the five dollar bill? That or a really good cosplayer..." Lincoln was utterly confused! Despite this, Bill continued speaking Anywaaaay, I just happened to be in the neighborhood and was looking for a mini- I mean partner to join me in winning this little game those three shmoes got going. Id go it alone usually but...something about this place is hindering my powers... Powers? What powers? Bill went on "So what do you say Abe!? Lets join forces! We can be Hat Buddies!" Bill wrapped his arm around Lincolns neck and pulled his head in, taking a selfie with the two of them together! Lincoln lurches away and stares Bill down. ...No...sorry, but I dont feel comfortable allying with you." Bill blinks a few times Its because Im a triangle isnt it? You shapist jerk!" Bill raises a hand and one of the books from the shelf behind Lincoln flies off and smacks him in the back of the head, knocking his hat off! Going against me isnt the smartest idea buddy. I implore you to reconsider..." Lincoln readied his axe, shocked at what just occurred Dark magic...youre a demon! Bill rolled his eye Please... A larger inferno roared from the fireplace behind Bills form! DEMONS WISH THEY COULD COMPARE TO ME! Bill begins to cackle as flame begin to splash against the walls of the room, and various books begin flying off the shelf launching at Lincoln! Not wanting to be taken off guard again, Lincoln uses his axe to expertly strike down the incoming swarm of books, defending himself from the assault! Ya made a grave mistake there buddy! Have fun with this mess then! Bill cackles and poofs away! As he does so the door to the room slams shut as the fire continues to roar and set everything ablaze! --- XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2 "There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make ** up to cover their ass." - Hazama</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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