Board 8 > Extremely important question about whether a pun is good or not.

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Anagram
11/07/17 4:12:26 PM
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I recently had an argument. I was playing a game of Starfinder and we met a cyclops. We had to name him. I suggested Eye Solo, on the grounds that it's a space setting and "Han" sounds like "Hand," and Hand is a body part, Eyes are a body part, and he only has one eye, so he has solo eyes.

Everyone told me that was incredibly stupid. Are they right?
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MZero11
11/07/17 4:13:34 PM
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Anagram posted...
Everyone told me that was incredibly stupid. Are they right?


Yes
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FFDragon
11/07/17 4:13:58 PM
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Hard yes.
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NFUN
11/07/17 4:16:13 PM
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Far too convoluted
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sk8r_ryan
11/07/17 4:17:36 PM
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Yeah it's really bad
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Emeraldegg
11/07/17 4:20:03 PM
#6:


As a lover of puns

It's not good. General rule is if you have to explain it, it's a no go
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HashtagSEP
11/07/17 4:20:45 PM
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Yeah that's extremely bad

When you have to take more than a second explaining a pun, it's bad
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mnkboy907
11/07/17 4:24:53 PM
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Han doesn't even sound like Hand.
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Snrkiko
11/07/17 4:29:19 PM
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that's embarrassingly bad.
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Anagram
11/07/17 4:33:27 PM
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man whatever
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WickIebee
11/07/17 4:35:16 PM
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mnkboy907 posted...
Han doesn't even sound like Hand.

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-hotdogturtle--
11/07/17 4:37:00 PM
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It would be less bad if you cut the entire explanation and just said "Eye Solo because he has a solo eye".

But it's still not good from any angle.
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MysticBrohan
11/07/17 4:37:47 PM
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garbage trash pun
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Heroic Bigpun
11/07/17 4:45:28 PM
#14:


Shouldve named him Luke Eye Walker
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Llarian
11/07/17 4:50:41 PM
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The only way this story could be more painful is if Odysseus had been involved.
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Lopen
11/07/17 4:53:42 PM
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Heroic Bigpun posted...
Shouldve named him Luke Eye Walker


Bad Star Wars cyclops pun that actually works right here

One from the OP is terrible
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KokoroAkechi
11/07/17 5:03:59 PM
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Stick with fucking up polls Anagram
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Xiahou Shake
11/07/17 5:05:49 PM
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The pun's bad and you should feel bad
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Xeybozn
11/07/17 5:13:46 PM
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I demand an apology from Anagram for this terrible pun.
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pjbasis
11/07/17 5:17:19 PM
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-hotdogturtle-- posted...
It would be less bad if you cut the entire explanation and just said "Eye Solo because he has a solo eye".


Yeah this is fine, the whole rest of it has no right to be more than a thought.
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Eddv
11/07/17 5:18:12 PM
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Anagram posted...
man whatever


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Paratroopa1
11/07/17 5:24:16 PM
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-hotdogturtle-- posted...
It would be less bad if you cut the entire explanation and just said "Eye Solo because he has a solo eye".

But it's still not good from any angle.

This is almost exactly what I said
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Airship_Canon
11/07/17 7:44:01 PM
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There's no such thing as a good pun, except Bigpun, but that's not in question.
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Anagram
11/07/17 7:53:06 PM
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Xeybozn posted...
I demand an apology from Anagram for this terrible pun.

Never
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LeonhartFour
11/07/17 8:01:26 PM
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as a lover of puns I personally forbid you to ever make another pun
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MoogleKupo141
11/07/17 8:03:10 PM
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should have named him Kit Eyeo because a fist is a body part and also an eye is a body part
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LeonhartFour
11/07/17 8:03:32 PM
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MoogleKupo141 posted...
should have named him Kit Eyeo because a fist is a body part and also an eye is a body part


A+ pun
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MoogleKupo141
11/07/17 8:04:54 PM
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Jar Jar Blinks
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HaRRicH
11/07/17 8:13:39 PM
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Sereniteye.
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Eddv
11/07/17 8:20:11 PM
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LeonhartFour posted...
as a lover of puns I personally forbid you to ever make another pun


Look this us tame compared to the language butchery of Tarp Reznor.
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profDEADPOOL
11/07/17 8:24:35 PM
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Anagram you are why I hate puns.

You and people like you.
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Raka_Putra
11/07/17 8:44:01 PM
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Are we playing Ghost?
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tabiicat42
11/07/17 8:55:24 PM
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rekt
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LOLIAmAnAlt
11/07/17 9:25:02 PM
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Heroic Bigpun posted...
Shouldve named him Luke Eye Walker

Username checks out
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Paratroopa1
11/07/17 9:26:22 PM
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Eddv posted...
LeonhartFour posted...
as a lover of puns I personally forbid you to ever make another pun


Look this us tame compared to the language butchery of Tarp Reznor.

Stop

We need to contain this one and seal it away somewhere, we can't let it escape into the wild
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Anagram
11/07/17 9:39:07 PM
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LeonhartFour posted...
as a lover of puns I personally forbid you to ever make another pun

Uh oh
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HanOfTheNekos
11/07/17 9:42:07 PM
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They're taking the Cyclops to Eyesengard.
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MoogleKupo141
11/07/17 9:47:02 PM
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JedEYE
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MoogleKupo141
11/07/17 9:50:30 PM
#39:


if he was a cyclops because he lost one of his eyes, but previously he had two eyes he could be Eye-Gone Jinn
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HanOfTheNekos
11/07/17 9:53:11 PM
#40:


MoogleKupo141 posted...
if he was a cyclops because he lost one of his eyes, but previously he had two eyes he could be Eye-Gone Jinn


But what if he is a cyclops that grants wishes? Then he could be Eye-Gone Djinn!
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Janus5k
11/07/17 9:55:51 PM
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Can this cyclops solo all of your enemies

If so then you lucked out
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MoogleKupo141
11/07/17 10:02:32 PM
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HanOfTheNekos posted...
MoogleKupo141 posted...
if he was a cyclops because he lost one of his eyes, but previously he had two eyes he could be Eye-Gone Jinn


But what if he is a cyclops that grants wishes? Then he could be Eye-Gone Djinn!


that would be absurd
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