Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-69: One Last Ride

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XIII_rocks posted...

He's never quite gotten over the fact that I created him, it pisses him off that I'm smarter than him, it burns his soul that I'm better at booking than he is, and all that bitterness and pettiness and small-mindedness came to a head.

Boy are you a special kind of egomaniac. "Created him?" Who the fuck needs created? Do you really fucking think that you're that important? And then all of the personal attacks that come after this. I mean this guy.
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eaedwards6400 posted...

XIII_rocks posted...
-eaed unnecessarily plastered the PM in this topic - it's not that I don't appreciate the input from other users, but there's nothing about this compromise we reached that we couldn't have done privately. He evidently thought when he posted in the topic, support would overwhelmingly favour him.

- I said in topic that I felt that I didn't feel like being bulldozered by your lunatic berating of me when I felt and how it looked that you were simply coming back to for one last glory.

In my rage, I forgot to mention the most important part of this being a decision that the entire UCA deserved to be in on.
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The saddest thing about all of this is that we're literally pretending to be wrestling personalities voting for each other on who will win imaginary wrestling matches and championships, and somehow we manage to get this upset about it. The UCA will end in about 2 months, if I'm not mistaken. None of this shit will matter after that. None of the results, none of the storylines, none of that will matter. Yet people find a way to get this upset over it.

It's cool, I did at once too. Remember when I bitched about Stevie being added to one of my title matches and made a big deal of it? Well, only the vets will, but still. I get it. This stuff can make you angry. But damn. I figured when we're this close to the end of the program we could just chill out lmfao. I hoped we could get past the completely mindless anger over this dumb game that doesn't actually matter.

XIII, if you've gotta make such deep insults at someone over this stuff, and if you hold that much pride in "creating" someone, if you think people care THAT much about being better than you are at booking UCA cards, then I have to say you've got some serious ego problems and some serious anger problems, which honestly I believe the anger part because you lash out at people a lot. So maybe you need to look into that.

eaed, yes this is ridiculous, but the worst way to blow this out of proportion is to do exactly what you just did. I get if you're upset about being personally attacked, but that was definitely not the right way to deal with what just got thrown at you. You can defend yourself and stay dignified without throwing personal insults and profanities back.

Jesus Christ, guys. It's the UCA. Again, we are pretending to be wrestling personalities, and we vote for each other. There are maybe 15 of us (if I'm being generous) that still care about this and participate. And we manage to get this bent out of shape over it? Like, I completely understand all the base thoughts here from both sides - the suspicion of "rallying" on that vote from one side, the reluctance on the other side to work together to finish this, and all the other things in between - but calm down. None of this matters that much.
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Is 7 seconds enough time to react even? I mean the things that would have to happen for it to not be coincidence would be:
Eaed would have to be sitting at his computer just mashing refresh, for who knows how long.
He'd have to immediately notice the notification from a tracked topic, have near instant page loading, take precious seconds to scroll to the bottom of the page to type his vote, take a second to mouse over to the post new message button and click it...I mean I get why you'd be suspicious but it just doesn't seem feasible.
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I'm almost certain I'm right on this: eaed and Sultan know each other IRL, and are actually in the same family. So they could speak in person and coordinate this. That's why I understand XIII's suspicion of them coordinating the votes, but I'm still not okay with causing a big deal like this over it.
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Maybe eaed voted XIII there based on me having 3 consecutive votes, and it just so happened that Sultan voted me at the same time?

Regardless, I had no part in this. I was as confused as anyone that I managed to not lose there.
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You're right, Solio. I need to calm down. I'm sorry for making a scene everyone.
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I shall now confirm that I am chill man

This whole conundrum made me realize that we all need to just chilllllllllllll...

(I really wish I could claim that I told eaed and Sultan to coordinate a rallied vote against XIII just to make him mad so that he would cause a scene, allowing me to debut my new gimmick... but I can't claim that. Oh well. Would've been a pretty masterful setup for the dumbest thing ever!)
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eaed I'm not particularly interested in those responses. I stated the facts as they are. You collaborated with your brother to screw me, out of sheer petty hatred. I can't believe you have the temerity to stand there and deny something so obvious.
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XIII_rocks posted...

eaed I'm not particularly interested in those responses. I stated the facts as they are. You collaborated with your brother to screw me, out of sheer petty hatred. I can't believe you have the temerity to stand there and deny something so obvious.

You know what, I'm not going to go back and forward on this.
Here's what we're going to do. Despite the way the match would have ended, I am going to give you the Undisputed Title Shot. On Ruin AND I'm not going to vote in it. However, I'm not walking into this blindly, this will be a UCA Lumberjack match. What that means is that the only votes in this match that will count are those from the active UCA roster. Meaning, XIII will not be able to rally. This will appease both XIII and I's concerns about each other and just get this shit out of the way. We cool?
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David, this doesn't prevent you and Stifled for taking the Ultimatum and having an Undisputed Title match at Ultimatum. This goes before so the Winner of Tom vs XIII will face at least Stifled at Ultimatum. If david decides to vacate his title too then it will be a triple threat match.
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I'll discuss my client's decision on Ruin.

I can live with that. Though Sultan also happens to be on the active UCA roster so uh.
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Wow, The Kingdom really did a number on those two at Serious Survival, huh?

We may need to consider learning to temper our power going forward, because we are STILL your UCA Tag Team Champions, Tom is STILL your UCA Undisputed Heavyweight Champion, and The Kingdom are heading into the home stretch ready to:

1) Hold and defend these bad boys at Epopmania
2) Continue to prove we are the greatest tag team and faction in UCA history
3) Win Ultimatum AND The UCA Rumble, keeping the title and the last two major UCA main events within The Kingdom

We've just avenged our losses against a great champion in ZSig. I have no doubt Tom will successfully run the gauntlet of XIII, Stifled and/or david. Life is good in The Kingdom.

Forever Will We Reign
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I agree with Solio also I Pmed 13 my peace. I was at work today and yesterday I have no idea what's even going on.
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We "BEAT UP" ZSig and Eddv. We beat them hard, and we proved they won't get glory at our expense. We have successfully made the Tag Team division our Kingdom, and proven that in order to beat us, you have to step up your game to an elite level. You have to trust your partner so much, that every mistake, every counter, and every accident is accounted for, as if it was planned. ZSig and Eddv proved that while good "SINGLES" competitors, they lacked the ability to put their heads together and finish the job when it mattered. When push comes to shove, both Apollo and I are capable of ending you and your championship dreams within an instant. Tom has fought back time itself, leaving Eaed with one less potential future to look forward to.

The Kingdom has done everything it can to stabilize UCA amidst its destruction. We are three of the best ever, and have overcome petty, stupid, meaningless grudges and vanity to make statements. We have defined UCA's dying days, and you can count on us to rise above the rest.
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Don't let all this distract you form what is truly important and that is @Emeraldegg and I put on the match of the year!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tZT71NGf5w
[Hearing his music, UCA_Hype_Guy mumbles incoherently and sleepwalks his way onto the stage, still in the middle of his 10-month long hypernation.]

[He releases this video to the UCA Universe.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kms7-mFR2OA

After the video has gone viral on UCA_Social_Media, Hype Guy - exhausted from the effort - turns around and returns to his bedroom in the bowels of the UCA_Arena. The time for his final awakening is almost at hand.]
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Here is the show:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/76117130

I am on my phone so if someone wants to do the tagging I would appreciate it.
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SaulLeyman posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMd-_1nQc_M

My name is Saul Leyman, and I am the advocate for the reigning, defending, undisputed,

MELEE MAYHEM CHAMPION,

The Devastator,

David. Ponte.

Have I ever been wrong? Go ahead, UCA, think hard on it, I'll wait.

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That's what I thought. Just like with every other time I've come out here and spoke my gospel about my client, The Devastator, I told each and every one of you exactly how my client would pick apart XIII on his way to another successful title defense. And he did, as he does.

At this point, if you don't believe that The Devastator is the most dominant force in the UCA today, then I don't know what to tell you.

Now! As with the conclusion of my client's last feud, it's out with the old and in with the new.

We had a monumental decision to make over the last 24 hours, and to be honest with each and every one of you, it was one that we flipped on multiple times.

And since I'm already out here, I might as well take you through the conclusions we came to! I mean, you're not here for anything else, are you?

Anyway, my client's first inclination was to keep his title. There is no doubt in my mind, in my client's mind, and in the mind of everyone here, that he could go into that match at Ultimatum and come out as Undisputed Champion. I'd bet anything on it. But that's exactly the point. My client doesn't need to make a mockery of the Melee Mayhem title to prove a point that everyone already knows, especially on the heels of another dominant victory.

But then we thought about it, and we changed our minds. It wasn't even about there being something like ten weeks left in the UCA, it was the fact that continuing to devastate those who desire the Melee Mayhem title has grown stale. There is almost no one here that poses a threat to my client, and surely the only way to get the competition he craves and deserves would be as the Undisputed Champion.

That was before Solio threw his hat into the ring. You see, my client already embarrassed Solio, and that was before he was at the peak performance he's at now. As much as a convincing Undisputed Championship win at Ultimatum would be satisfying, there is no doubt in my mind that my client will hold the top gold before all is said and done.

Until then, we're going to take the opportunity to continue to make a mockery of Solio.

The Devastator will not give up his Melee Mayhem Championship.

See you soon.

Hey man.

Not cool.

just chill bro
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LET'S KEEP IT CORDIAL FOR THE FANS PEOPLE RESULTS:

XIII - 5
Tom - 5

Sultan - 7
Nick - 3

Taybles
DP -
Zsig - 1 (via sultan)

GTM - 5
Gravy - 7

Strife/Apollo - 5
Stifled/David - 7

Eaed - 7
Boko - 5
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I like how Boko comes back to the board and instantly puts up a perfectly credible performance
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Oh goodness. ZSig cost DP another title lol
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XIII_rocks posted...

I like how Boko comes back to the board and instantly puts up a perfectly credible performance

Because Boko is awesome lol
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Well looks like I get a master of tables title shot
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I am going to finish watching Survivor and then I'm going to draw for the Ultimatum tournament!
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Everyone I have randomized the Ultimatum tournament!
There will be on play in match, and it will be between the winner of our Jester four way greengravy294 against LusterSoldier!

Here we go. In round 1 we will see this:

Master of Taybles ZeroSignal620 vs DPObliVion
TheKnightOfNee vs Melee Mayhem Champion davidponte

The winner of gravy/Luster vs eaedwards6400
TheSultanOfSlam vs Whiskey_Nick

Emeraldegg vs WiggumFan267
Maniac64 vs Tag Champion Apollo_Phoenix

Eddv vs XIII_rocks
Tag Champion Strife2 vs Solioxrz362

For anyone who is a little newer, the Ultimatum tournament is a basic tournament but when you win the admin team will deliver an Ultimatum for you. When given the Ultimatum you can either take it and let the person you faced move on or you can keep going! Enjoy and see you all on Combat!
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Strife, for booking purpose I am not going to have the champions stripped until Ultimatum so keep Stifled champion until then.
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One last ride, huh?

I'd hate to see this company conclude without Boko holding the title one last time on the biggest stage of them all. I can't think of a more fitting way for things to end. I guess I'll have to enter the Ultimatum tournament and

vote for everyone
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So, I wish you would have been a tiny bit sooner. However, since you showed up welcome to the play in match! It will greengravy vs Luster vs Boko and the winner gets to face me of all people! It should be a lot of fun!
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An Epopmania rematch in the first round? Marvelous!

Maniac, I am very happy that I will have the chance to once again show you--and the wonderful denizens of The Kingdom--who the real King of Melee is!

Forever Will I Reign
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My Ultimatum?

Dissolve or Evolve Baby,

I have evolved, from single molecule of acid to a whole Acid-based monster.

XIII may have just tied for the world title but.

Can he survive the burn?
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I'm traveling soon, so, I'll adjust Stifled's reign then.
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/76122218
combat
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*purge monster gets run over during Jericho tantrum*
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I'm champion now
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I'm the captain now.
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UCA TITLE SHEET
Tom In a week, can pass Sultan for 10th in all-time Undisputed Championship Days (54 v. 57); tomorrow, will reach 700 all-time overall championship days

Nee Ended Reign 3rd in all-time LW Championship Days (128); tied with Solio for 12th in all-time overall championship days (465x2)
Stifled 106 LW Championship Reign in UCA History (3rd with belt/8th singles reign/17th overall reign); 41st in all-time LW Championship days (26); in a week, will pass Football, Flubbin, Chronic, CycloReaper, KommunistKoala, and Kuge for 35th (26 v. 27, 28, 29, 30x2, and 32); tied with Semi for 46th in all-time singles championship days (88x2); in a week, will pass Icon and SilverErmine and tie WarningCrazy for 43rd (88 v. 91x2 and 95)

David 7th in all-time MM Championship days (85); in a week, can pass Emerald, GTM, and Eaed for 9th longest MM Championship Reign (37 v. 42x2 and 43); 13th in all-time singles championship days (272); tomorrow, will tie Eddv for 12th (273);

Strife 18th in all-time Tag Team Championship Days (161); in a week, can pass Boko and Nee for 16th (161 v. 164x2); tied with Zazi for 26th in all-time overall championship days (253x2)
Apollo 19th in all-time Tag Team Championship Days (158); in a week, can pass Boko and Nee for 17th (158 v. 164x2); tied with Shad for 18th in all-time overall championship days (345x2)

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XIII is going to post Ruin on Boxing Day. So we are taking a small break for the Holidays. So happy Holidays UCA family. Let's all be a little nicer to each other. (Myself included)
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Happy Holidays!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS RESULTS:

Strife - 6
Solio - 7

Eddv - 6
XIII - 7

Stifled - 8
Nick - 5

Emerald - 10
Wigs - 3

Maniac - 7
Apollo - 5

Gravy - 3
Luster - 1
Boko - 10
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It was an amazing time seeing you again gravy and Luster.
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Would anyone like their UCA fortunes read? With so little time left, it might be interesting to know whether success is destined for you, or if not, what you can do to avoid disaster. For those still in Ultimatum, it may help make a decision.

Even if you don't believe, you can't deny what has been said. When the Kingdom rose and fell while inside Eaed's anomaly, it was foretold. When Serious Survival came, the reading was cloudy, uncertain, and led to five men holding championship gold simultaneously, fighting to the bitter end, sudden death, and even more.

I take stock in both faith and fortune, so should you. Anyone is free to partake for the next few days.
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My client would like to know his fortune.
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Non-action...addiction...new beginning

At some point in your past, you decided that the world cared little for you or your words. In essence, you shut yourself off, allowing a charismatic force to speak in your stead. However, as in all things, moderation. Becoming addicted to his words via success will prove fatal. The same people he rouses may in the end, turn deaf ears. They may long for your own voice yet again. Yet, you may not want your own words, but dramatic actions to spark your way forward.
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Strife2 posted...

Would anyone like their UCA fortunes read? With so little time left, it might be interesting to know whether success is destined for you, or if not, what you can do to avoid disaster. For those still in Ultimatum, it may help make a decision.

Even if you don't believe, you can't deny what has been said. When the Kingdom rose and fell while inside Eaed's anomaly, it was foretold. When Serious Survival came, the reading was cloudy, uncertain, and led to five men holding championship gold simultaneously, fighting to the bitter end, sudden death, and even more.

I take stock in both faith and fortune, so should you. Anyone is free to partake for the next few days.

Sure..
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Melodrama...Vibrancy...Material Wealth...

You have lived at rock bottom for some time. The rigor of youth was brought down by melodrama and hatred. Despite these struggles, you hold on to your inner strength and force of personality. In the end, deny the allure of the past. Material wealth in all forms are merely possessions that won't define you or bring happiness.
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Sure I'll have a fortune.
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Diligence...Connection...Protection

Through dedication to your work, you have been prosperous. Doing so has driven people to your side as loyal supporters, friends, and companions. You should use strength and compassion to guide both them and yourself to whatever end you desire, mostly likely beneficial.
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