Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-69: One Last Ride

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Tom Bombadil
11/06/17 8:16:28 PM
#1:


What IS UCA? In 51 words or less:

It's an ongoing wrestling-based Epop competition, but you don't need to be interested in either to have "success" or fun here. Trash talk, start feuds, challenge people to matches and whatever else. We also have gimmick matches! If you want in, just say you're joining and vote when you can.

tl;dr version of this post

This post is pretty long, but the bare bones are: you sign up, we will book you in matches against other people based on what division you are in, how strong you are, and who you're feuding against. You can affect what matches you are in by challenging people to matches, forming your own tag-teams, and trash-talking other users. There's two shows a week - Ruin and Combat - and every 3 weeks there's a more important "pay-per-view", with the biggest PPV event being Epopmania in late February. We try and ensure everybody has a match at least once a week. For more information about the B8UCA, check the links in the next post.

More info:

What do I do?

The only thing you have to do to be a UCA competitor and keep your place as a competitor is vote on UCA cards every now and then. It's more fun for everybody the more people get involved, though, so you're also encouraged to cut promos, start storylines, form alliances and tag teams, and talk smack in the topics.

So there are no requirements at all?

If you dont vote for a while - usually three or four weeks - youll probably purge from our roster, but other than that, you have nothing to worry about!

What's the schedule like? How long until this crashes and burns?

There are two "TV" shows a week - Ruin (posted on Monday or Tuesday nights) and COMBAT (Wednesdays or Thursdays) - shows are named after when voting ENDS, rather than when it begins In addition, we have a more important "PPV" show every three weeks, posted late Saturday nights. We generally stick to that schedule, and even when we don't, UCA has outright missed only a handful of shows in its eight-year history.
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Tom Bombadil
11/06/17 8:17:54 PM
#2:


Whats this about B8UCA ending?
Weve decided that the time has come to wrap things up. With participation dwindling, (and indeed B8 itself getting a bit slower) we wanted to end it with one big last push. B8UCA will be shutting down after Epopmania X in early 2018, so make the most of the time you have left! Were going to try to pull out all the stops to make that a fitting grand finale, so grab your friends and be a part of the last hurrah!

How often will I fight?

The idea is that everybody gets at least one match a week, ideally. The more successful and active users will tend to get more matches.

Who's in charge?

Tom and eaed are running things- eaed runs Ruin, Tom runs Combat, and most major decisions are made together. We also have some admin help from a variety of volunteers. The project was initially founded by Icehawk and Jakyl, passed on to Tom Bombadil, then to Football and XIII as co-owners, then to Solio, then back to XIII, and finally to the team of Tom and eaedwards.

What's the structure like?

Divisions dictate which singles title people are most likely to fight for - apart from the MELEE MAYHEM title, which is open to all.

There are two "divisions" for singles wrestlers - Heavyweight and Lightweight. There's also a tag-team division, so feel free to partner up with a friend and have a crack at that. You can still compete for singles titles while being in a tag-team, too.

If you beat somebody in the division above, you can promote, though usually you will need to further prove your worth in that division to show it wasn't a fluke. It's a loose sorting - people change divisions frequently, especially since we try to keep them roughly balanced in numbers. Likewise, a string of poor performances puts you in danger of a "demotion" match which will see you move down a division.

How do I join?

Just say so, here or in the main UCA topic. We're always taking new people, and were especially eager to see alumni return as we approach the end.

MASTER FILE
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#
- Check the Master File for all your UCA needs. It contains a basic rundown of UCA rules, the list of gimmick matches we use when we want to spice things up, and lists who is currently in which division. Not to mention historical stuff such as title histories, who is in the hall of fame, current Match of the Year nominees, and people who have won our annual tournaments and booking gimmicks such as the UCA Rumble, King of the Board, etc. This link will be provided in all UCA voting topics.

PAST PPV RESULTS
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ICUgWJ9ySGnu15JfTfg0BoZWSEoLBo-I2u-VBoPC-o8/edit?pli=1
- Almost all PPV results since 2011 have been recorded and can be found here.

DETAILED INFO ON TITLE HISTORY:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AsW7uqD-0E3ZdC13blNnMGVUX0xxVVc3NGFQQXRicVE
- This document was created by Dr_Football. Though not always completely up to date, it contains a complete count of how many days each user has held the various different titles the UCA has had over its history.

THE WIKI
We're in the process of creating the B8UCA Wiki! If you're a UCA participant and you want to go here and create a page for yourself, go ahead!
http://b8uca.wikia.com/wiki/Board_8_User_Contest_Association_Wikia
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Tom Bombadil
11/06/17 8:20:30 PM
#3:


CURRENT CHAMPIONS

Undisputed Champion: ZeroSignal620
MELEE MAYHEM Champion: Emeraldegg
Lightweight Champion: TheKnightOfNee
Tag-Team Champions: Future Rocks (eaed and XIII)

Master of Taybles: Tom Bombadil
Jester: Luster Soldier

Next PPV: Serious Survival

After That: Exile

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Strife2
11/06/17 8:28:40 PM
#4:


*Pulls fortune for topic*

All of us in UCA have 3 months to go. Make this shit count, and work together...even if you're part of Future Rocks.
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eaedwards6400
11/06/17 8:29:57 PM
#5:


On the upcoming Super Ruin I would like to do a single day "selected bedfellows" tag tournament.

I'm calling it "selected bedfellows" because I want 4 teams made of people who you don't normally see team together.. if no one signs up I will just do a boring random bedfellows tournament.
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Emeraldegg
11/06/17 8:41:23 PM
#6:


I don't know what you have planned for me but you can use me how you see fit. Unless it's a title defense in which case I'd rather put all my energy towards that
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TheLostEd
11/06/17 8:53:57 PM
#7:


*eats popcorn and reads posts*
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eaedwards6400
11/06/17 8:57:09 PM
#8:


Emeraldegg posted...
I don't know what you have planned for me but you can use me how you see fit. Unless it's a title defense in which case I'd rather put all my energy towards that


My friend, you will be defending your title against Chris! Stay focused.

With bound for Whiskey over, we are going to return avoiding double booking when possible.
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TheLostEd
11/06/17 8:59:54 PM
#9:


*chokes on pop corn*

Fine ill tag with a rando but i wont be happy about it!
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DoomTheGyarados
11/06/17 9:01:06 PM
#10:


*Glass shatters*

You put two people in front of me at that PPV and I stomped a mudhole into Solio and Stifled combined and walked it dry. Stunners were unleashed, blood was spilled, and I left them both a broken mess as they were barely able to stir by the time I was done with them.

Now I face Emerald again for the title he never beat me for. Twice he had an opportunity to defeat me - twice he failed - and it was only by not having to beat me did he win this glorious prize. I am going to take it back from him and then I am going to defend it for the rest of the UCA's history. And I still have my sights set on XIII - of tarnishing him and his supposed legacy before UCA closes its doors. I will leave him with nothing but his sorry mouth and his sorry name sake.

And that's the bottom line, because Sir Chris said so.
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Emeraldegg
11/06/17 9:15:06 PM
#11:


Ah, excellent. I'd be happy to settle things with Chris once and for all.
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davidponte
11/06/17 9:22:49 PM
#12:


That's it. I can't do this anymore.

I'm taking off this stupid eagle costume. I'm tired of having to pretend like I'm an almighty justice bringer, like I want to stand for all that is good.

I'm tired of a lot of things.Tired of falling short. Tired of not being where I think I belong.

You know what, UCA? I've got a bone to pick with you. Yeah, I'm tired of dea...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMd-_1nQc_M

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SaulLeyman
11/06/17 9:23:21 PM
#13:


Ladies and gentleman, my name is Saul Leyman, and I am the new advocate for the former and future reigning, defending, undisputed heavyweight champion of the world,

David. Ponte.

Now, what my client was going to say was that he's tired of being a second-rate superstar.

You see, when I approached my client, we had a little chat, and we came to the conclusion that he just talks too damn much. Promos here. Promos there. Hell, he spends more time talking than he does in the ring.

Well, I'm here now, and the talking stops, and you know what? It's about damn time.

You may not realize it, but my client is one of the strongest, most hard-working superstars in the UCA. He has spent significant time making a mockery of the HW division in the last year, but no one seems to recognize that. Why? Because he talks too damn much. He's a great talker really, but he's an even better wrestler, and now that I'm here, as his new mouthpiece and manager, he can get back to what he does best: kicking ass.

Get used to the name Saul Leyman, and get used to davidponte, because it's only a matter of time before he's back at the very top, vying for gold.
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XIII_rocks
11/06/17 10:39:24 PM
#14:


I didn't know that I wanted this
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Apollo_Phoenix
11/06/17 10:51:23 PM
#15:


yeah okay NOW having an advocate who promos for you is cool
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Maniac64
11/06/17 11:00:15 PM
#16:


Since it seems I am temporarily not in the MM title picture I will take part in this bedfellows event.

But Emerald and Chris, whoever wins that match I am coming for you. 3 months. 3 months to reclaim what is mine and be the final MM champion.

It is my one true goal, and nothing will stop me from making it happen.
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Strife2
11/06/17 11:11:28 PM
#17:


Apollo_Phoenix posted...
yeah okay NOW having an advocate who promos for you is cool


*points to MIB "People are stupid" scene.* No one else thought it was a good idea to have extra help winning championships and sweep Serious Survival last year, plus come close in both Rumble and MITB...

Except you. A PERSON is smart.
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eaedwards6400
11/07/17 7:58:04 AM
#18:


Bound For Whiskey Results!

eaedwards6400 posted...
Results from the PreShow
TheLostEd - 4
StifledSilence - 2
Solioxrz362 - 3

And now... Bound For Whiskey:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75954221


eaedwards6400 posted...
Bound for Whiskey Day 1
david - 7
emerald - 4

Tom - 5
TheLostEd - 4

It will be david vs Tom for the Bound for Whiskey finals!

Zerosignal620 and DPObliVion's Undisputed title match went to a No-Contest. There will be a rematch on Ruin.

Stife2/Apollo_Phoenix - 5
eaedwards6400/XIII_Rocks - 6
Winners and NEW Champions, Fu-ture Rocks

Solio - 1
Stifled - 2
Chris - 8
Chris will face the winner of Maniac and emerald on Ruin!

Steive - ELIMINATED
Steiner - 1
WiggumFan267 - 2
Greengravy - 2
Boko - ELIMINATED
LusterSoldier - ELIMINATED FIRST
Eddv - 3
GTM - 3
ShaduIn - ELIMINATED
ImTheMacheteGuy - ELIMNATED
Chronic1000 - ELIMNATED
This battle royal will continue on day 2! Luster was eliminated first and therefore is the new jester!

Day two will be posted soon.


Emeraldegg posted...

Bound For Whiskey Day 2!
2 SHOWS IN A ROW I POSTED IN THE RIGHT TOPIC RESULTS:

David - 2
Tom - 8

Chairs (2 votes to chair, x2 until 2 votes to grab back)
Emerald - 9
Maniac - 9

XIII - 5
Nee - 7

Stifled - none
Tom - 1 via XIII

Extha - 3
Nick - 9

EDDV Wins the battle royale

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eaedwards6400
11/07/17 2:56:36 PM
#19:


anyone else for the one day bedfellows tournament?
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TheLostEd
11/07/17 3:00:17 PM
#20:


David i tried warn you being a hero does nothing for you i tired to warn you being a puppet does nothing for you im glad you finally listened!
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Apollo_Phoenix
11/07/17 6:15:10 PM
#21:


Nonsense. Tom is a proud and loyal member of the Kingdom, and thus a hero to all you cretins. Now, he (and thus the Kingdom) is the #1 Contender to the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship!

And soon enough....a lot of good will come to the other members of the Kingdom...just wait. and. see.
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eaedwards6400
11/08/17 3:33:59 PM
#22:


Still 8 and a half hours of Ruin left!

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75967551
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eaedwards6400
11/09/17 8:05:33 AM
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RUIN RESULTS TIME, BAYBAY

ZSig - 7
DP - 9
The Winner and NEW UNDISPUTED CHAMPION, DPOBliVion. Despite all of the hardships and rematches face DP finally overcame his White Whale and defeat ZSig for the UCA Undisputed Championship.

Let's not overlook ZSig here his reign was one that was truly dominating and to go that long without losing is quite the accomplishment in its own right. Bravo to you both.


emerald - 3
Chris - 1
Despite the goofiness that is a Smash Brothers match, emerald was able to defeat Chris 1v1 to defend his Melee Mayhem Title

eddv - 7
Nee - 9
In what was a close match, Eddv was unsuccessful at taking the LW title away from Nee and Nee has his first title defense!

Tom - 13
ExTha - 0
Tom was so dominate in this match I had to double check who he was facing. Tom is on fire, what will DP do at Serious Survival?!

Round 1
TheLostEd/Maniac - 6
Apollo/Boko - 4

Solio/Strife - 5
david/Luster - 5

Round 2
Solio/Strife - 5
david/Luster - 2
TheLostEd/Maniac - 3

Great effort by Solio and Strife to keep themselves alive in the first round and use that left over energy to take it home in the second round!
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eaedwards6400
11/09/17 8:07:00 AM
#24:


Promos
Strife2 posted...
*Get thrown over the ropes and bangs head into the LED post. Strife seems to suffer weird spasms and then wakes up and grabs the microphone while the match is still going on*

I HAVE FOUND THE ANSWER!

Why Apollo and I lost the tag titles, why this tournament is happening, why I am in this match while Apollo is not (other than people being dumb)...I SEE IT ALL!

Since April, something has been horribly, horribly wrong.

Apollo and Tom defeated Sultan and David
Eaed and XIII defeated Apollo and Tom
Apollo and Tom defeated Eaed and XIII
Eaed and Emerald defeated Apollo and Tom
Apollo and I defeated Eaed and Emerald
Eaed and XIII defeated Apollo and I

Eaed and Apollo...you have created a singularity. WHY! Where did UCA go wrong? XIII, Emerald, Tom, and I...we were beset by some Groundhog Day or Endless Eight episodes of Hell. Each time we attempted to break free, UCA wanted the game to continue spiraling out of control. I could beat Emerald, but not XIII, but WHY? Because Eaed somehow kept control of UCA. Without them knowing it, Eaed and Apollo kept fighting over and over and over and over.

I wanted to break us, to break Apollo free, but my fortune spelled disaster! I wasn't strong enough to save Apollo from you. So, Eaed, what do you have to say for yourself? You started this by hopping from partner to partner. You made Tom and I shift roles without realizing it. I blame you for this mess.

You're supposed to have UCA's best interests in mind. Or maybe you can't stomach the fact that without the Kingdom holding UCA upright for a year, UCA would be a shell of itself. You used OUR success to give your career and time-traveling shenanigans one last hurrah. Maybe that's why. But I can figure this out. I can do it now. I know I can. I just need another cha-

*LostEd throws Strife back into the post to shut him up*


Apollo_Phoenix posted...

My fellow King...you may be onto something here.

This...time warp bullshit...it has to end.

eaed, this...has to end. This endless dance. This continuous power struggle.

And it will end...with The Eternal King transcending time. DEFEATING time itself, and ruling Forever as I am destined to do.

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eaedwards6400
11/09/17 8:07:24 AM
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eaedwards6400 posted...
And now for the announcement, Strife was right.. sort of. But I was not the one who caused the anomaly here... you were! A Kingdom already existed, you were just pretending to royalty. Royalty that this company provided for you. You sir are the fraud! And I will prove it to you.

You see, I have been in contact with members of the UCA Alumni over the last couple of months and it was not a coincidence that after 'King' Strife and 'King' Apollo lost their titles that it was time for the false Kingdom be taken down because like I said these you guys were given your power by the UCA but these men were given theirs by THE GODS!

Ladies and Gentlemen of the UCA Audience and lockerroom, I have had this announcement under my hat for some time but allow to reintroduce to you the team that will join me in taking out the false Kingdom at Serious Survival, the remaining members of the Kingdom of the GODS: King @FFDragon and Sir. @X_Dante_X !

We will show that it is the UCA and the GODS that will reign forever.

Forever Shall They Reign...


X_Dante_X posted...
I return to this land to serve my King once more

Together, we shall restore the Kingdom of GODs to its former glory.


FFDragon posted...
It has been too long that these pretenders have flaunted their blasphemy in front of the world. Men calling themselves Kings when in truth they are nothing but paupers playing in affairs they know nothing about. I earned my crown through blood and sweat in a time where UCA was a maelstrom of legendary figures. We are quite literally the GODS whose shoulders you have stood on to even dream these outrageous claims you've been spewing for years now. And I built a true Kingdom. One with Knights and Viziers and even Squires to carry out our vision for years. Not this... this... lunacy of two men both laying claim to the same crown. But no longer, that all comes to end starting right now.

It's no coincidence that the charlatans' illusion crumbled and more importantly their championship gold was lost on the eve of our return. Order was returning to where there was chaos, and the Kingdom -- my Kingdom -- was rising to fill the emptiness and wash away the lies. Your fall has already begun, but the finishing blow... That belongs to us.

Sir Dante has traveled far and has had many journeys of his own after my retirement, but I am honored for him to fight by side once more. Never has there been a more loyal knight or a more fearsome warrior. And so when eaed came to us with the offer, how could we refuse? One final run to protect our namesake. One final act of glory to add to songs the bards will sing of us until the end of time. Long Live the King.

And Long Live the one true Kingdom.

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eaedwards6400
11/09/17 8:10:22 AM
#26:


So you can see it here folks the Serious Survival card is already shaping up.

Traditional Serious Survival Match The Kingdom (Apollo/Strife)/????/????/???? vs The Kingdom of THE GOD (FFD/Dante) w/ Tag Team Champions Future Rocks (eaed/XIII)/????
Undisputed Title Match Tom Bombadil vs Undisputed Champion DPObliVion
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DoomTheGyarados
11/09/17 9:56:13 AM
#27:


*Spits up some blood and wipes mouth*

That was one dumb match type, but such is the nature that is Mayhem. Titles are but mere trinkets anyway at this juncture of the game, my legacy won't be cemented by by what I wear around my waist but rather how I live these last months in UCA as a free man, who is able to pick the fights he wants and to stand up to the injustices of this world.

*Spears King FFDragon straight to hell.*

I do not dispute that you are the one true king, My Lord. I do not dispute that you are one of the very finest to ever set foot into this squared circle. Back in the day when you, Extha, and I were spamming finishers to 500 topics with others I moved onto other things and you cemented your legacy in this fine institution. You sir, are fantastic.

But you've aligned yourself with the nastiest of villains. The man known as XIII. There are consequences for choosing your friends so unwisely, My Lord. This is just the first one of them.
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FFDragon
11/09/17 12:27:10 PM
#28:


Sometimes we must choose improper means to get an obtainable and suitable end.

The False Kingdom must not only fall, but be humbled for their crimes.

I do not fault you for your trepidation my dear paladin, and will even forgive this one trespass. Just know that I am part of no politics beyond my own. Any ally against the Pretender Kingdom, I will gladly welcome. Any who stand with the beggar kings, I will happily strike down. It really is that simple.
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Maniac64
11/09/17 2:15:52 PM
#29:


Oh man, the original Kingdom is back.
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ZeroSignal620
11/09/17 4:14:09 PM
#30:


Last night, DpOblivion and yours truly, Zero Signal, came to this very ring and settled our differences once and for all. After all, if there was a UCA Network, they could have made a 2 hour documentary of all the matches the two of us had. These include the following...

Three different iron man matches
A boot polish drinking match
A tag team match at Epopmania IV
The main event at Epopmania IX
And most recently, not one, not two, but three matches for the Undisputed Championship.

The Undisputed Championship was one of the very few reasons I returned to full time status in 2015. Having won it four times to go with the two Heavyweight titles I previously won when I was formerly known as Raven, I've proven much more than I've ever needed to myself. When I returned from the abyss at Summer Spectacular three months ago, I went on one of the biggest runs of my career as I laid the boots to the asses of the Broken Raven, the Sultan of Slam, The Kingdom, and DpOblivion. Unfortunately, like many others before me with unbeatable runs, all things must eventually come to an end; third time was the charm for DpOblivion, as he became the first person to defeat me since my return in July.

If last night's SUPER RUIN ends up being the final night I walk into the ring as Undisputed Champion, then rest assured I regret absolutely nothing. With that being said though, Zero Signal is not done. Tom Bombadil has won his way into the World title match at Serious Survival, and that's fine for now. However, the moment Serious Survival ends, when the fans are leaving and the janitors are cleaning the stands, my name is going back on the discussion board because I'm laying boots to all the asses in my quest to become the SEVEN time heavyweight champion!

Finally, with Serious Survival on the horizon, I'm ready to fight. I didn't return 3.5 months just to warm the bench at one of the UCA's biggest events, so I'm putting my name in the hat for Serious Survival, and I will win my way back to the top the way it was meant to be done!
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SaulLeyman
11/09/17 5:39:30 PM
#31:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMd-_1nQc_M


My name is Saul Leyman, and I am the advocate for the former and future reigning, defending, undisputed heavyweight champion of the world,

David. Ponte.

As I've already told you, my client is here to run the gauntlet against the best of the best in the UCA. He is no longer interested in random matches and opponents that in the end go nowhere. He is not concerned with meaningless partners in inconsequential tag matches. He does not care for your menial tournaments with worthless prizes.

And because of this, I told him to go a mere 50% in his last match. A match he barely showed up to.

You see, my client doesn't believe that anyone here is quite ready to see the new him at 100%, and I'm inclined to think that he's telling the truth. Hell, I don't believe the old him was at 100% since his matches against Strife for the Undisputed Championship many months ago.Let's not forget that he was forced to wear a costume for the majority of the time since then. And might I add that he nearly won the BFW series wearing said eagle costume? A used one at that. Can you imagine the smell?

Regardless, I'm here again tonight, and will continue to show up, because my client doesn't need to. He's saving himself for when he's really called upon, really ready to be tested in the ring. Because at this point in time, that's all that matters to him, and frankly, it's all that should matter to the rest of you as well.
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TheLostEd
11/09/17 5:47:07 PM
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TheLostEd posted...
All this talk if everyone wanting to be king but the real question is why? Kings do not have any power anymore they are just a figure hear who plays dress up in facy clothes to look cool. If you guys want to call yourselves kings by all means go right ahead and play dressup.
As for me id want to be something much cooler like a demi god or an angel. Maybe even a dictator but dictators really arent that cool but hey it would be more powerful than a king. Maybe i can play dress up as well maybe i can play dress up as the undisputed champion and if i told people enough they would think im the real thing, maybe a space man, maybe a greek god, maybe as 13 that guy gets alot of opportunities, maybe Tom and i could run this place, maybe take the souring eagle costume David threw away and fly over head, maybe a dead guy for whatever reason that seems to work Or maybe i could dress up as the President and people would listen to me.

Or maybe i wont do any of that shit and be my own man. Maybe ill keep my self out of this sillyness and focus one something that actually matters.. oh well ill just stop talking now.

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Strife2
11/09/17 6:42:03 PM
#33:


Working on Title sheet now. With all the title changes, it may take some time.

*Turns on Iron Maiden to kill time*
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eaedwards6400
11/09/17 7:57:36 PM
#34:


Oh shit, XIII. We are going to have to be as dominant as some of your old teams to get you to 1000.
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ZeroSignal620
11/10/17 4:29:13 AM
#35:


Strife2 posted...
ZSIG - 2nd in all-time Undisputed Championship days (174)


Schweet...

Strife2 posted...
DP - 1st in all-time Undisputed Championship days (252)


Oh dammit >_<
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XIII_rocks
11/10/17 11:10:49 AM
#36:


eaedwards6400 posted...
Oh shit, XIII. We are going to have to be as dominant as some of your old teams to get you to 1000.


500 days as tag champ alone would be pretty great

But god damnit I want that 1000 days
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eaedwards6400
11/10/17 11:34:12 AM
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We can last the 14 days. That will give me 500 overall
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DoomTheGyarados
11/10/17 11:39:47 AM
#38:


I would like to challenge for the tag team titles with literally anyone, by the way.

I want to take this old Kingdom and its ally XIII APART PIECE BY PIECE.
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FFDragon
11/10/17 1:31:14 PM
#39:


I accept Sir Chris' offer for him to join the Kingdom and challenge for the tag team titles.
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Strife2
11/11/17 2:04:36 AM
#40:


Sir Chris would be welcome to counteract whatever Sir Dante claims to be. No one knows better than me how formidable he can be. DARKNESS no longer controls us, but I'll be damned if we still don't feed off it. I wouldn't still be here fighting if it wasn't.

If Apollo approves, Sir Chris is fine by me. A word to whatever Gods give you strength: I do not care who you are, who you think you are, or what your gods make you think you are. Anyone can be beaten at any time by any one. Apollo didn't become Eternal King by chance. I didn't become the Last King by chance. We both fought endlessly against every person UCA had in front of us. Count the people who have held UCA on notice as long as we have. ZSig, David, DP...and that's it. As I told you before, Eaed had to use this weird paradox Groundhog Day mess to even create a revolving door of title changes. Outside of that, Eaed is riding XIII and Emerald's coattails. Without those two, he would be scraping by, clinging to his administrative powers for relevance and comfort.

UCA chose me when they had zero right to. I wasn't chosen by Fate. I defied Fate to my detriment every single step, and was rightly tossed aside like garbage to learn harsh lessons about how UCA works. I was rewarded after so...so long. I will make you understand that facing us over some "title" or "name" will not be enough. You will have to find people who are willing to scratch and claw every minute, and every second to get what they want. Not that you'd understand what it was like to struggle if some "god" handed everything to you. I will make you understand UCA does nothing for us. It takes our dreams, disfigures them, and leaves them streaming like blood on the floor. No one wins in UCA, they survive UCA. That is all anyone can do.

We are all dying ignoble deaths because Eaed decided it was time. I hope you realize these final days are not meant to be fun. UCA is utter torture; and torture is a game that no one plays better than me.
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Tom Bombadil
11/11/17 12:10:04 PM
#41:


https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75979828
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Tom Bombadil
11/12/17 1:55:36 PM
#42:


ucaaaaa
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Emeraldegg
11/12/17 5:23:05 PM
#43:


I HAVE A HELLISH WEEK AT WORK STARTING TOMORROW RESULTS:

Tom/Apollo - 7
DP/XIII - 4

Strife/Chris - 8
Boko/Maniac - 3

David - 2
ZSig - 7

Solio - 6
Emerald - 4

Stifled - 8
Steiner - 3

Chronic - 4
Wigs - 7
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TheLostEd
11/12/17 7:41:39 PM
#44:


*Stares intensely at Zsig as he walks back stage after his victory over david*
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Strife2
11/12/17 11:42:27 PM
#45:


UCA REWIND

Daylight Savings Go Broke and Ruin Goes Super

A snafu at Bound For Whiskey led to a time glitch, in which Eaedwards granted the show extra time. This occured while DPOblivion had ZeroSignal seemingly defeated. In the confusion, ZSig rolled him up, retaining the title. DP was given a rematch as part of "Super Ruin," and achieved his dream of reclaiming the Undisputed B8UCA Heavyweight Championship of the World. He will take on BFW winner Tom Bombadil in the main event of Serious Survival.

Kingdoms Collide
After King Strife expressed his displeasure over DST, he also brought to light an interpretation of what happened to the Tag Team Division in recent months, sensing an odd pattern to Eaed and Eternal King Apollo's circling title reigns, Eaed fought back, concluding that the current Kingdom was in the crosshairs of two alumni looking to reclaim the moniker for "THE GODS." FFDragon and Sir Dante will join XIII and Eaed as they take on Strife, Apollo, and Sir Chris at Serious Survival. How will all these intersecting stories unfold, and who else will join the Serious Survival Spiral?

Ladies and Gentlemen
Davidponte has cast aside both the Alec Soaring Eagle costume and his search for justice. He has also chosen to enlist the services of an "advocate" Saul Leyman in order to focus more on in-ring destruction. Time will tell what David has in store for UCA.
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eaedwards6400
11/13/17 3:13:09 PM
#46:


Ruin is absolutely not happening today. Tomorrow for sure.
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Apollo_Phoenix
11/13/17 5:59:09 PM
#47:


Time...is a curious thing.

A nostalgic stroll through the past can rejuvenate and inspire...or it can petrify, causing even the strongest man's will to crumble in the wake of familiar or legendary fears.

The future and its unknowns hold promise--but in equal amounts, it holds some of the most unsettling states of all: uncertainty, and looming finality.

Time...is a recurring theme in the current UCA climate. The time until the doors close on the UCA is running out, looming over the heads of every superstar desperate to make a mark with what little time there is left. Ghosts of UCA's past have found their way into the main event of Serious Survival, bringing familiarity but also undue disruption in a time they don't belong in, claiming stake in a Kingdom that has moved on. Even the tag title scene has been seemingly overtaken by a time loop, blending past and future over and over, bringing title change after title change--while also not changing much at all.

The common denominator in all these time warps? Of course, it is none other than the UCA's resident "time cop" eaed! eaed, who has been a thorn in THE Kingdom's side for ages. eaed, who thinks that he can manipulate time and dredge up the past to put an end to us, the same way he's put a timestamp on the UCA.

But there is something eaed has failed to understand, something that The Kingdom of Ghosts has failed to understand: I am The Eternal King, and my Kingdom--THE Kingdom--rules beyond the grasps of time, from now until the deep void of eternity. The Gods may have anointed you once, FFDragon, but it's been a long time since, and the position is no longer available.

At Serious Survival, The Eternal King and his Kingdom will end this loop of eaed's, and demonstrate that Future Rock's "authority" as admins, and the Kingdom of Gods' "authority" as nostalgic strolls through the past mean absolutely nothing in the face of The Kingdom and our UCA.

I invite any brave souls--from the here and now, and future of the UCA--to take up arms and fight with their Kingdom at Serious Survival. Sir Chris has already chosen allegiances wisely.

Join us in pushing back against eaed and XIII's various transgressions and abuses of power. For perhaps the final time, you all have a chance to back up your boasts that you are among the greatest to ever grace the UCA, against a group who think they are the best the UCA ever offered (and may very well have been until our current crop came along).

Time is ticking.

Forever Will We Reign
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StifledSilence
11/13/17 6:11:55 PM
#48:


I have feuded with The Kingdom lately. Myself and Tom have traded lols and victories back and forth for months. I even attempted to snatch their Tag Titles with a partner selected by random draw. But despite our battles, we both remained standing at the end. I could not crumble them. They could not kill me. So where do we go from here?

I must agree with Apollo. UCA is suffering from a time flux. A portal has been opened and the past is oozing out to smother us. Those of us who have been the heart and soul of UCA's modern era must band together to hold back this threat.

I would like to put aside our differences and join The Kingdom, if you will have me.
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TheLostEd
11/14/17 3:43:40 PM
#49:


Hype
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eaedwards6400
11/14/17 10:57:57 PM
#50:


Ruin is FINALLY here
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75992286
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