Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-69: One Last Ride

(+) Yeah! (+)

Yeah I will, I get off work in an hour and a half
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Thank you. You are a gentlemen and a scholar
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eaedwards6400 posted...

Thank you. You are a gentlemen and a scholar

That's weird, you are the 2nd person to say those exact words to me today
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*insert all-caps witticism here* RESULTS:

DP - 4
Tom - 8

David - 7
Wigs - 6

Nee - 5
Eddv - 3
Maniac - 5

Zsig - 7
Losted - 4

Gravy - 7
Machete - 5

The Kingdom triumphs!
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we certainly freakin' do
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I thought Maniac somehow became a "double co-champion," but then remembered the draw stipulations.
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Dang it, that would have been hilarious.

But still, I have a bit of time to kill before I take back the MM title so maybe I will continue my Kingdom killing ways and set my sights on the other Kingdom around here.
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RUIN
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/76041670
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SaulLeyman posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMd-_1nQc_M

My name is Saul Leyman, and I am the advocate for the reigning, defending, undisputed,

MELEE MAYHEM CHAMPION,

The Devastator,

David. Ponte.

What did I tell you? What did I tell each and every one of you here? The Devastator shows up, The Devastator gets in the ring opposite his opponent, and The Devastator devastates. That's all there is to it.

Now, don't let the results fool you. The match was not as close as it was made out to be. See, in an African Safari match, my client became the Lion. He took on the role of the Apex Predator and toyed with his opponent, allowed both him and you all to believe that he had any chance at all, let him linger for as long as possible, and then BAM, he struck the killing blow.

Don't expect him to be so generous in the future.

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Alright! Out with the old and in with the new. Play the clip for me, will you?

XIII_rocks posted...

Jesus Christ ok then.

Personally think it should be a triple threat since you absolutely would have gone on with your premature challenge had I not said anything.

But I'll challenge for the MELEE title instead

Hold on, give me a second while I laugh enough for my client and I both. XIII must be feeling brave this month, brave for a variety of reasons.

First, let's all marvel at the idea that he thinks he's anywhere near the level needed to challenge for the Undisputed Championship. Done marveling? Okay.

What cracks me up even more than that, though, is that he thinks he'll just have to settle for taking the Melee Mayhem Championship. He must truly be delusional, if he thinks that he even belongs in the same ring as The Devastator, let alone for the Melee Mayhem title. This isn't your grandfathers Melee Mayhem Championship, folks. My client will defend this title, and he'll show just how prestigious it is.

The great thing here, though, is that XIII is in luck, because my client is very excited about the opportunity of swiftly, and painfully, bringing him back to reality.

*Hits purge monster with a Bludgeon Brother hammer*
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Apollo/Strife - 5
Chris/Maniac/Stifled - 5

- Tie breaker to come

XIII/Nick - 6
FFD/Dante - 4

- Whiskey on the Rocks wins this battle of the Tag Team Champions

eaed - 10
Luster - 0

- Wow!

Tom
Emerald

- No taybling occurred

TheLostEd/ZSig - 4
DP/Solio - 5

- Good match out of some potential tag teams but I believe ZSig said "not interested" Cloud style

eddv - 6
greengravy -
Wigs - 1
Boko - 1
Shad - 2

- Eddv could be successful if he took the exile challenge.
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"sudden death" is perhaps a slight misnomer but SUDDEN DEATH TAG TITLES KINGDOM GOGOGOGO
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/76048197
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I will dissolve your challenge.

I will break it down into its tiny constituent parts.
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Nameless UCA interviewer- we are here with The Losted. Lost we just watched as you took yet another loss. Lost you have been on a pretty big losing streak lately. So my question for you is has it shook your confidence?

LostEd *Looks down at the ground*
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TheLostEd posted...

Nameless UCA interviewer- we are here with The Losted. Lost we just watched as you took yet another loss. Lost you have been on a pretty big losing streak lately. So my question for you is has it shook your confidence?

LostEd *Looks down at the ground*

*Twitches Twitches some more*

*Screams!!*
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT! HUH YOU MISS ME YOU DON'T WANT ME TO MYSELF! YOU WANT THE SULTAN! YOU WANT THE CRAZY YOU WANT THE DEMONIC YOU WANT THE KILLER!
*Tosses the Interviewer across the room*
*picked up the Interviewer and throws him through the catering table*

*Grabs the camera man and Sultan Slams him*

*picks up the camera and stares into it*

YOU MISS ME MWHAHAHAHAHA you think that Id Just Go away you think that I'm Just A Lost Edwards. You are fucking stupid to think SULTAN WAS NO MORE MWHAHAHAHAHA
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*passes out*
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What a twist!
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Even though it lasted more than 24 hours, the match between The Kingdom and *Team Name Pending* end after eaed didn't want to wait anymore and voted for the Kingdom.

The final score was:
Apollo/Strife - 5
Chris/Maniac/Stifled - 4

If you three would like challenge at Exile together. I'm okay with it.
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Title Sheet will be updated tomorrow.
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BIG UCA TITLE SHEET UPDATE!

UCA TITLE SHEET
DP Ended reign 1st in all-time Undisputed Championship days (270), 1st in all-time singles championship days (728), and 2nd in all-time overall championship days (850)
Tom 53rd Undisputed Title Reign in UCA History (2nd with belt/10th singles reign/19th overall reign); 14th in all-time Undisputed Championship days (34); in a week, can pass Strife while tying Chris and Nick for 11th (34 v. 37, 41x2); 8th in all-time singles championship days (325); 4th in all-time overall championship days (679)

Nee 5th in all-time LW Championship days (112); in a week, can pass Scare for 4th (112 v. 117); 11th in all-time singles championship days (285); 14th in all-time overall championship days (449); in a week, can pass Kora for 13th in all-time overall championship days (449 v. 455)

David 12th in all-time MM Championship days (65); in a week, can pass Luster, Emerald, and Sultan for 9th (65 v. 66, 67, 71); 17th in all-time singles championship days (252); in a week, can pass Zazi and Wigs for 15th (252 v. 253, 258); tomorrow, will tie Chris for 23rd in all-time overall championship days (285)

Eaed Ended reign 15th in all-time Tag Team Championship Days (171) and 10th in all-time overall championship days (504)
XIII Ended reign 1st in all-time Tag Team Championship Days (504) and all-time overall championship days (962)

Stifled 106th Tag Team Title Reign in UCA History (8th with belt/16th overall reign); ended reign 6th in all-time Tag Team Championship Days (247); tied with Reg and Drakeryn for 19th in all-time overall championship days (332x3)
Maniac 106th Tag Team Title Reign in UCA History (7th with belt/27th overall reign); ended reign tied with Kora for 11th in all-time Tag Team Championship Days (194x2) and 5th in all-time overall championship days (672)
Chris 106th Tag Team Title Reign in UCA History (3rd with belt/9th overall reign); ended reign 27th in all-time Tag Team Championship Days (111) and 23rd in all-time overall championship days (289)

Apollo 106th Tag Team Title Reign in UCA History (5th with belt/3rd with Strife/12th overall reign); 21st in all-time Tag Team Championship Days (138); in a week, can pass ZSig for 20th (138 v. 142); 22nd in all-time overall championship days (325); in a week, can tie Stifled, Reg, and Drakeryn for 19th (325 v. 332x3)
Strife 106th Tag Team Title Reign in UCA History (5th with belt/3rd with Apollo/12th overall reign); 20th in all-time Tag Team Championship Days (141); tomorrow, will tie ZSig for 19th (142); 29th in all-time overall championship days (233); in a week, can pass Haguile for 28th (233 v. 236)

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*Purge monster tries to kill topic*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ_b4_lw0Gg

*Purge monster gets eaten by a motherfucking T-Rex*
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I WON THE TITLE BY JUST KINDA HANGING OUT UNTIL I STARTED WINNING STUFF
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/76058287
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tayble'd
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I'll get results tonight
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Not that it probably means much anymore, but I added users' nicknames to their entries in the Master File. I don't think everyone has one, but I put the ones I remember.

Just a little flavor text for the hell of it.
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TWO QUICK WINS RESULTS:

Tom - 1 (via FIRST VOTE)
Stifled -
XIII -

Apollo/Strife - 6
Eaed/Nee - 5

Chris - 4
Maniac - 6

David - 1 (won via first 4 in a row)
Nick -

Sultan/losted - 6
Solio - 4

Eddv - 10
Steiner - 0
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I have something I want to discuss on the next show
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Nee and I tagged for the first time ever and almost took out the tag team champions. If I can keep this up almost anything is possible!
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*Purge monster freezes in a blizzard*

Stupid Minnesota weather...
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Ruin is here:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/76066850
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yay
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XIII_rocks posted...

At Exile, I will challenge davidponte for the MELEE MAYHEM title.

I was cheaply beaten to an Undisputed Title shot and some may see this as some form of a consolation prize, but make no mistake about it, I would have gone after the MELEE MAYHEM title eventually either way. It is my desire to hold all of the UCA's titles one last time before we shut the doors, and, yes, it is my desire to reach that 1000-day target. But that's unlikely and difficult. What's more important is that I need the MELEE and Undisputed titles to complete the set.

I want to make that circuit because I have an intimate relationship with all the titles. The LW title, which defined the early stages of my career and which I elevated the status of by having one of the all-time great feuds with Ayvuir. The tag titles...I don't need to talk about my pedigree with the tag titles! The Undisputed Title, with which I created the UCA's very own Montreal Screwjob when I Won The Undisputed Title By Tricking You All Into Thinking I Was Rad Link 5. (see http://b8uca.wikia.com/wiki/I_won_the_title_by_tricking_you_all_into_thinking_I_was_Rad_Link_5 for more information about how I Won The Title By Tricking You All Into Thinking I Was Rad Link 5). So much history with all of those titles.

But the MELEE MAYHEM title...well. It's a title I have won on multiple occasions, and I do feel an affinity towards it because of that, and I have some good memories of it. Winning it in that tag match against eddv and Maniac when the tag titles were also on the line, beating Stevie for it, facing off with GTM in Last Man Standing, and last year, when I escaped Dr_Football's surgery table to take the title from none other than...davidponte.

But I have to admit - I am not as enduring a part of that title's legacy as I would like. Unlike the other three titles, the MELEE title's legacy is founded more in the battles of people like Maniac, like Apollo, DP, Solio. My failure to establish myself as one of the absolute greatest MELEE competitors...that is the sole aspect of my legacy that is not perfect. I need this. I have proven time and time again that I am the greatest UCAer ever, with my track record, my defeat of Jakyl on the grandest stage, my innovations. But I want to prove it beyond even the shadow of a doubt.

And that's what I'll do. I'm sure to davidponte I am one of his greatest rivals, but to me...well, he is an excellent competitor and a rival to respect. But not too much - I have beaten the very best of the rest in big-match situations, and david, for all his talents, will go the same way at Exile. Lawyer or not.

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I will get results after work tonight (like 5:30-6)
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WHAT DO ALL THESE NICKNAMES HAVE IN COMMON? THE WORD "THE" RESULTS:

Tom -
Nee -

Taybles
Sultan -
Eaed - 1

The Gravy Train - 4
The Last King - 4
The Royal Advisor - 3
The Living Legend - 0

The Devestator - 4
The Eternal King - 3
The Emperor - 2
The Director of Chaos - 2

DP/Solio - 9
Emerald/Chris - 3

Zsig - 9
Eddv - 3
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At least I don't ascribe to WWE's mantra where every nickname has to be 2-3 alliterative words in a row...
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SaulLeyman posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMd-_1nQc_M

My name is Saul Leyman, and I am the advocate for the reigning, defending, undisputed,

MELEE MAYHEM CHAMPION,

The Devastator,

David. Ponte.

Before I start, I'd like everyone to give a round of applause to XIII for deciding to show up today. Thank you, XIII, for feeling as if though we were all worthy enough of you gracing us with your presence tonight. To be honest, I'd almost forgotten that you knew how to cut a promo.

I didn't say it was a good promo, though. Thankfully my client was too busy preparing for his match tonight to hear what you had to say, or else he might've keeled over at the thought of hearing generic old-timer promo #23 directed at him.

Tell us all more about how anything you did in the past is relevant today, XIII. Please, go on. I'd love to stand here for hours listening to how what you did 6 years ago against this person, or 9 months ago against that person, has made you so ready to fight my client today, in our glorious year of 2017.

Better yet, while you're putting us all to sleep with information that no one cares about, take some time to go into the history books and see what the track record is for opponents my client has faced who try to rely on their veteran status and past successes as ways to get the upper hand, and see if you can find a pattern there.

You know what, I'll spell it out for you, XIII, because I'm not in the interest of wasting anyone's time, as you so generously did when you made us all listen to what you had to say: It's not very good.

The Devastator continues to not care about what anyone has done in the past, and what that means for them now. The Devastator continues to not care about fighting you 8 years ago and what that would have been like.

The Devastator is here to fight you now, and he'll see you at the PPV.

The nicknames are fun! That's why I did the match.
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No I wasn't decrying them, I just thought it was funny.
Though I would have like "The last king" and "the eternal king" in the same match lol
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Strife2 posted...

At least I don't ascribe to WWE's mantra where every nickname has to be 2-3 alliterative words in a row...

how do you feel about a decree that UCA michael cole must declare "it's KING time" on commentary during all of our matches
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*shrugs*
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After such a bitter, angry rivalry, it sure is fun! to be fighting alongside Solio lately. I guess I tend to excel in these Strange Bedfellows pairings.
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If TOMBAT doesn't go up tonight, it'll go up tomorrow afternoon
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but only a few minutes after noon!
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/76079809
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Heads up I likely will not be able to get results for this match until tomorrow night, if that's okay.
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That's fine!
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To close Combat, XIII_rocks posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzIgAx7G6ls

You know what, it's actually completely fair what david's lawyer had to say. Maybe I did focus a little bit on the past when I spoke on Ruin, but I had to make clear not only my motivations for Exile but also to inform the devastator just what he's getting himself into at that event.

Because yeah, I might lose my fair share of matches, but I win when it counts. That's a fact not only historically but also in the present. In the last 6 months alone I have held the LW and MELEE MAYHEM titles twice each and defended them at PPV events. The idea that I would be anything other than one of the gravest possible threats to his title is total madness. I will come to Exile guns blazing, ready to make history once again when I cement my MELEE legacy, my place in the MELEE hall of fame alongside those people I mentioned - Maniac, Apollo, Korayashi.

That's the present, david. That's the now. I'm a multi-time champion in the past few months alone, I'm absolutely determined to go out with a bang, and I'm a proven big-match performer. History aside, that is what you're dealing with come Exile. You've had a taste of it before and you didn't like it then. You should know how serious things get when you step into the ring with XIII.

See you at Exile.

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PANTHERS WIN AGAIN BABY RESULTS:

Tom/Apollo - 0
Nee/eaed - 0

Zsig/Eddv - 5
DP/Solio - 3

Gravy Train - 3
Last King - 2
Devastator - 3

XIII - 1
Maniac - 2
Stifled - 4

Chris - 4
Emerald - 6

Wigs - 5
Luster - 2
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I apologize if I wasn't paying attention what kind of match was that tag match that it ended 0?
-0?
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I thought it was a taybles match? Did I misread?
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It may have been! I didn't actually know that's why I asked
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