Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-69: One Last Ride

(+) Yeah! (+)

Oh, thank you strife
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Awwwww yyyeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh babbyyyyyyy

All you gotta do is chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll baybay
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Emeraldegg posted...

Oh, thank you strife

No problem. It's not everyday it's -15 degrees....
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Ultimatums maybe this will be a good one... 2018 the Year of the Sultan

Has a good ring to it doesn't it folks?
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NEW YEAR NEW ULTIMATA

@ZeroSignal620 you may guarantee yourself an entry in the final third of the Rumble. Or, you may advance to the semifinals.

@TheSultanOfSlam you may challenge for the tag titles at Ultimatum. Your partner will be Emerald if he also accepts, but you may choose if he does not. Or, you may advance to the semifinals.

@Emeraldegg you may challenge for the tag titles at Ultimatum. Your partner will be Sultan if he also accepts, but you may choose if he does not. Or, you may advance to the semifinals.

@Solioxrz362 you may challenge for MELEE MAYHEM at Ultimatum, which is not otherwise guaranteed despite the build. Or, you may advance to the semifinals.
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Wow! Those are some really good offers! I wonder what's going to happen.
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Which is not guaranteed despite the... bro chill wtf

I gotta chill before I make this decision, brb bro
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The offer is pretty nice, but I know what I came for.

I advance
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This is a very difficult one.. idk... ill see what EMERALD does
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Tell you what bro

XIII always doubted me. Never thought I could take him down. But me, I just chilled. And I finally did it one on one, totally clean and totally chill.

You don't understand, bros. This is, like, so mega for me. All I needed to do was chiiiiiillllll....

Now, David is a bro. He knows who the right challenger is. If the admins are chill and not some melvins, then they probably know too. But me, I'm just gonna keep chillin' in this bracket.

I'm not trying to steal anyone's thunder, you know, so I'll just go with the flow, bro. I'll get my MELEE MAYHEM show when it comes, yo.

I advance
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I will advance
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Fine emerald I will advanceas well Emeraldegg posted...

I will advance

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OK then

Strife has annoyed me lately and I want to take his tag title from him if possible

@Whiskey_Nick

Are you ready for this
One last ride
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I'll do it if he isn't ready. ;)
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XIII_rocks posted...

OK then

Strife has annoyed me lately and I want to take his tag title from him if possible

@Whiskey_Nick

Are you ready for this
One last ride

Less than two months...
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In what way? Have I awarded WotR the title shot? Have I taken a shot from somebody else? Or were you hoping to get through this ppv with no challengers at all?
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Solio said the same thing years ago, saying" who the fuck else is there"when you wanted these at my and Sultan's expense. So you did. Well fuck that happening again.

Also, answering your questions.

No - but you'll beat some random team
Yes - Eaed has at least tried to make new opponents for us
No - Of course not

The entire point of SvS was to avoid Eaed and you pulling this shit, not that you care. I was hoping (and dreading in a way) Sultan and Emerald taking the shot. At least a "new" opponent would show up. But they want something else.

XIII comes calling, so you'll get whatever match you want. Why else would you just "get booking rights" again if not to strong arm your "vision" on us? And this is weak motivation, even for you. I want nothing do with you, nor any partner you want to have with you (be it Boko, Nick, Eaed, nor anyone else).
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Well 13 and Nick should have a number 1 contenders match or something. Or have like a mini tag tournament or something but under the uca lumberjack rules or something
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I was on my phone, (and can't edit my post...again).

Part of the reason I joined the tag team division was to build it into something worthwhile before UCA ends, or to give it a try. Eaed, XIII, and Apollo kept a revolving door going for months. The result of SvS broke that loop. Eaed moved on (much to XIII's annoyance...so fun). In essence, he has also tried to do the right thing and help foster new tag teams. Or at least drum up interest. Call it holding the division hostage if you want, but it's better than just giving out something like candy to a guy just cause "he was annoyed." Or because you have nothing better to do (cause Solio beat you). I won't give you the satisfaction of taking away something because you're the "Vince McMahon of UCA." What a crock of shit.

I am not interested in facing XIII again, plain and simple, tournament or otherwise. Considering he did the same thing to Chris (who got shot down himself, cause XIII had "other plans"), I'm not alone in saying "FUCK you" in return.
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On the one hand I feel like those are fair concerns, especially after we roflstomped team XIII recently at SvS

On the other hand I can't think of a BETTER idea for the tag title picture unless we can sell somebody on an Ultimatum next round. Tag division is super dead despite our best efforts. I suspect WotR would earn the shot if we made them qualify and it sounds like that still wouldn't be enough for you.

I am open to ideas but I don't have any good ones. I also don't know how serious XIII is, and am the wrong person to ask after throwing a hissy fit about a joke he made >_>

Side note: This looks like it'll be the first time we've been unable to sell a single Ultimatum what the heck
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I think part of the reason is because we all know this will be the last time. With time waning, people have their sights set on what they want to accomplish, and I'd be willing to bet that winning this tournament for the final time is one of them.

That said, I didn't realize that taking the ultimatum here was the "right" move for the business, so to speak. If administration and Sultan are down, I would be willing to rescind my advancement and challenge for the tag title if that's what is needed of me. I'm here to perform where I'm needed.
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Four people going for the Undisputed title (and deserving it) shouldn't be influenced by me refusing to work with someone. It's very selfless of you Emerald, but that would cheat you out of what you want.
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To be fair if Emerald was taking the ultimatum so was I. I would have teamed with Emerald. I was also considering doing it and tagging with Nick beacuse beating up eaed with Nick was pretty funny.
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Jesus Christ Strife what the fuck is actually wrong with you
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Don't get me wrong sultan, I didn't not take the gamble because of you, it's just I fall under the category of people whom I described earlier. Nothing against you at all.
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@Emeraldegg

I like your stance here, buddy. Very admirable.
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Emeraldegg posted...

Don't get me wrong sultan, I didn't not take the gamble because of you, it's just I fall under the category of people whom I described earlier. Nothing against you at all.

No big deal at all man I feel the same way as you do Obviously but I felt he if he takes it I Will 2 beacuse that be fun
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OFFICIAL RESPONSE

We appreciate the offer, Emerald, and I am personally tempted by it, but you already made your decision. On top of that, I don't feel it'd be fair to you to force you into something you don't want. Your advancement is binding.
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I'm with him, I'll do whatever is needed, too. If that means bringing back Boko United for a shot at a #1 tag contender or something, then that's fine by me!
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Tom Bombadil posted...

OFFICIAL RESPONSE

We appreciate the offer, Emerald, and I am personally tempted by it, but you already made your decision. On top of that, I don't feel it'd be fair to you to force you into something you don't want. Your advancement is binding.

No probs boss.
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Strife2 posted...

I am not interested in facing XIII again, plain and simple, tournament or otherwise. Considering he did the same thing to Chris (who got shot down himself, cause XIII had "other plans"), I'm not alone in saying "FUCK you" in return.

Also I don't know why you brought this up but

I told Chris when he first came back, in a UCA topic, that I wouldn't be facing him at Mania. Then I told him again in PM a couple of months back because I guess he didn't get it or thought it was kayfabe. And why put "other plans" in quotation marks as if they're made up, or something? Do you realise who you're talking to here? I've planned Mania matches up to 18 months in advance before.

I'm addressing this because you wouldn't have brought it up (when it was utterly irrelevant) unless there was some lingering discontent about it, and I don't think I did anything wrong apart from not be interested in a match with Chris. Maybe I could have done more to make sure he understood my position. I certainly didn't ask him to leave.
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As one-half of the tag team champions and the Eternal King of the Board, I feel the need to weigh in myself:

I want there to be no doubt by the end of the UCA that The Kingdom is the greatest faction and tag team in its history. We've proven it at Serious Survival, after Serious Survival, and we continued to prove it en route to Epopmania with another title defense this week. We were able to finally prove it to eaed, by beating him out of the tag team AND heavyweight title picture. I had hoped XIII got the message, too, in the process, but I suppose he has always been a bit more stubborn.

Strife has strong opinions, and I respect that. I get where he's coming from. That said, from my point of view, I am more than happy to have the most decorated tag team in UCA try to earn a title opportunity (and they should have to earn it), and if they get there--beat them decisively on PPV. If we can't do that, thrown-together or repetitive title shot or not, then we can't proudly say we're at the top of the mountain.

And, Whiskey on the Rocks (or Boko United! or anyone else gunning for these titles), I'd like to stress: WE are at the top of the mountain now, and--Forever
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SaulLeyman posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMd-_1nQc_M

My name is Saul Leyman, and I am the advocate for the reigning, defending, undisputed,

MELEE MAYHEM CHAMPION,

The Devastator,

David. Ponte.

Alright, UCA, it's time to address the elephant in the room. The reason I'm out here today. The question you've all been asking yourselves, and are dying to ask me, and the answer is,

Yes.

I have lost weight, thank you for noticing. In between my client's extremely hectic daily routine, he has taken the time to put me on a strict training regimen, so that's good.

Now! On to the topic at hand. Where have I been the last few weeks? Well, on holiday of course. Saul Leyman has a family at home, and I figured that it'd be more important to be with them than to be with any of you here. I'm sure you can understand.

Okay, the REAL topic. My client has been eliminated from the Ultimatum tournament after a close match with ZeroSignal. All props go to Zsig, who managed to hand The Devastator his first meaningful loss in a very long time. Alas, the devastation does not end there, UCA. No, it has only revved up into third gear as we inch ever closer to the end.

You see, a tournament win here was never the plan, and as such, a loss in the quarterfinals changes nothing. When I last came out here, I outlined exactly what my client's thoughts were. The Devastator turned down an offer to relinquish his MELEE MAYHEM title for a guaranteed Undisputed Championship title shot for a variety of reasons. He wanted to continue his path of devastation as champion. And he will. He wanted to kick Solio's ass for the upteenth time. And he will, if the admins allow it.

And most importantly of all, he wanted to become the Undisputed Champion one final time before it's all over, and he will, just not right now.

The devastation train is moving at full speed with no plans of stopping. So buckle in. We'll see you at Ultimatum, and The Devastator with demolish any man who this company puts in the ring against him.

I won
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/76161666
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As a person who just got insulted by XIII in another topic, I will be glad to dissolve him with anyone else who wants to also dissolve him.
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IT'S GONNA SNOW AND I PROBABLY STILL HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW RESULTS:

Sultan - 9
Zsig - 4

Emerald - 6
Solio - 6

Tom/Wigs - 5
Stifled/Shad - 5

XIII - 5
Boko - 8

David - 56
Stevie - 21

DP - 1 (Via luster)
Eddv - 0
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:O

Bro.

BRRROOOOOOOOOOOOO

EMERALD, BRO, WTFFFFFFFFF

Ultimatum tournaments are craaaaaaaaaaazzzzyyyy bro.
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Also, bro, just quit your job! Working in the snow is so not cool. You should totally chill instead bro
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Hate to be the one to bust Solio's balls, but I counted 6-5 Emerald...
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I have 6-6 Strife
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I do too
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Strife, wtf. Stealing our thunder bro? Not cool my dude.

It's totally 6-6. Chill bro.
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Oh sorry. XIII was on ignore since yesterday...my mistake.
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Hey but also it's cool bro, we all make mistakes. You ain't a melvin.

Besides, you having XIII on ignore is, like, kinda funny bro!
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eaedwards6400 posted...

I have 6-6 Strife

It's a tie therefore Sultan is the sole survivor and is declared the winner of the ultimatum tornament right right am I right?

No oh wishful thinking haha
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Damn, savage.
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Okay, we are mixing it up a bit for the last round of Ultimata!

@TheSultanOfSlam, you may pick ANY ONE of the following three prizes. Or, you may advance to the finals.

-You may challenge for the Tag Titles with a partner and (fair) stipulation of your choice.
-You may challenge for the MM Title. In addition, you may narrow the MM Stipulation list down to four stips of your choice for the title match.
-You may guarantee yourself a spot in the final 7 of the Rumble.

@Solioxrz362 and @Emeraldegg , you must wait until Sultan has made his choice. (the main choice, not necessarily details like stips) After that, the first one of you to respond may choose one of the remaining prizes, or they may choose to move on. After THAT, the second one of you gets a prize if they advanced, or advances if they got a prize.

(So you both get something even if you're slow, but exactly one of you has to advance)

Please try to move fast so we can stay on track >_>
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Well shit... thanks for making this very hard
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Like it should be >:D
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