Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-69: One Last Ride

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/584869-magic-carpet/72092690

A match featuring all of the UCA's champions, the Master of Taybles AND the Jester. This is an absolutely epic way to close out 2013 - the second ever EHIACTLCC match and the first ever triple-threat version. Here are the rules:
PHASE ONE: All users start with 3 points, users may hurt 1 per hour.
PHASE TWO: Once only 6 remain, competitors move from the Chamber to the HiaC TLC, and all users go back to 5 points. At that point, hurt once per hour rules begin again.
PHASE THREE: When 2 users remain TLC rules apply. 3 votes in a row for a user means they win. If no one gets 3 votes in a row by the end of the match then table and chair stipulations will be used to count the winner.
For tables, a vote with a 0 message ID will count triple.
For chairs, if a user get two votes in a row every vote for them counts double until their opponent can get two votes in a row, at which point they take the chair for themselves.

EHIACTLCC BAY-BEE!!!!!
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As the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion, on behalf of all the great fans of the UCA, I support this idea.
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Ended up on lfaqs looking at old topics

eaedwards posted in July 2012

July 13th, 2018 is the day when everything happened. It was a Ruin ruined the Wrestling Industry. How it got a Friday I do not know but anyways, it was a Match between two men that we have become to know so well.

XIII General Manager of Ruin and Tom General Manager of Combat for total control over the UCA and the other man was FIRED!

And after an overtime battle, it was XIII who gained complete control and all hell broke loose!

Welp looks like this thing needs to stick around another 4-5 months after Epopmania so we can have this match
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Alternatively, we changed the future! Go us!
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why does that still sound entirely plausible
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Because of the eternal rivalry

Like, we faced off at Epopmania IV. That was over 5 years ago. And then feuded most of that year. And then feuded the next year. Then you were gone for a while. Then you came back and we kept feuding. Then I won the title by tricking everyone into thinking I was Rad Link 5. Then we feuded a little bit more. etc etc.
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ask and you shall receive, at least when it's convenient:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/76026695
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YES

THE EHIACTLCC lS UNLEASHED!!!!!
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SaulLeyman posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMd-_1nQc_M

My name is Saul Leyman, and I am the advocate for the reigning, defending, undisputed,

MELEE MAYHEM CHAMPION,

David. Ponte.

While my client prepares himself for a dominant performance in today's Elimination Hell In A Cell Tables Ladders And Chairs Chamber match, I'm here to teach each and every one of you in attendance, and all of the superstars in the back a new word: DEVASTATE.

Devastate - verb: destroy or ruin

Now, because I'm all about making sure everyone understands as clearly as possible, I'll use devastate in a few sentences for you.

Devastate, as in, "My client will continue to devastate the entire UCA roster and all opposition he faces", or, "At Serious Survival, my client will devastate Wigs like he's never been devastated before as he retains his Melee Mayhem Championship."

Did you know that devastate can be used as an adjective? Something like "My client will be a devastative force in tonight's Elimination Hell In A Cell Tables Ladders And Chairs Chamber match."

How about as a noun? Repeat after me, "Davidponte will from this point on be known as the devastator."

Did you learn something tonight?

Good.

XIII_rocks posted...

Ended up on lfaqs looking at old topics

eaedwards posted in July 2012

July 13th, 2018 is the day when everything happened. It was a Ruin ruined the Wrestling Industry. How it got a Friday I do not know but anyways, it was a Match between two men that we have become to know so well.

XIII General Manager of Ruin and Tom General Manager of Combat for total control over the UCA and the other man was FIRED!

And after an overtime battle, it was XIII who gained complete control and all hell broke loose!

Welp looks like this thing needs to stick around another 4-5 months after Epopmania so we can have this match

.... what have I done?! The UCA is ending earlier than predicted!!
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*staggers out of the ehiactlcc set, barely walking but with one arm raised*
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EHAICIAIDJSENGJS:L RESULTS:

GTM - 0
Eddv - 3
Maniac - 3

Zsig/Losted - 3
Stifled/Emerald - 4

Luster - 4
Machete - 3

Chris - 5
Chronic - 2

Solio - 5
Nick - 4

Tom- 2
Strife- 1
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Machete faces Gravy for Jesterdom, and Edd AND Maniac face Nee for the LW. This must mean GTM now has gone and turned turkey...
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I guess you could say he quit winning...

Cold turkey. /shades
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Emeraldegg posted...

I guess you could say he quit winning...

Cold turkey. /shades

^5 love me dad jokes.
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Ladies and gentleman, Saul Leyman.

Mr. Leyman, what are your thoughts on the fact that your client, davidponte, has lost his last two matches before his upcoming Melee Mayhem title defense at Serious Survival against Wigs

What did you just say?

First of all, UCAinterviewer, that's The Devastator, davidponte to you.

As for your asinine comments about my client, might I remind you that nothing gets in the way of the devastator accomplishing what he wants?

My client is more than ready to put up a dominant performance as he defends his title this weekend. In fact, if anything, these unnecessary have only allowed him to focus even more on his upcoming fight, one that actually matters.

And really, I think you're overlooking some of the finer details here. My client was well on his way to blowing out the competition in the pie eating contest, before he was forced to eat more pie than he'd have liked to. Have I mentioned that he doesn't even like pie? And yet, he dominated.

Not even a few days later, still feeling the effects of the pie, he nearly made the final two in a ridiculous match, even by Melee Mayhem standards.

So you tell me, UCAinterviewer, what do you think about my client's chances against Wigs?

The uca universe will be out full force behind Zsig does it bother me? Not one bit these fans are bigger hypocrites than Zero himself!

I would keep talking but I will let winning the match speak for itself
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FOREVER MAY WE SURVIVE
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/76033772
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Bringing this here, because the Serious Survival match is all but over.

Apollo/Strife/Stifled/Chris/Maniac defeated FFD/Dante/Emerald/Eaed/XIII. Future Rocks will lose the tag team titles in the process. Here's what we know.

XIII suggested freebird between all five (Chris has agreed to this)
I suggested giving it to Apollo and I (as previous champions), leaving the others (and other Kingdom supporters) to challenge at Exile
Stifled suggested, Finish Battle Royal, last two are tag champions (Chris and I are meh on the idea, since lolStifledat8)

Personally, I want the victory to soak in a little before making a decision. It is not unprecedented that five people were made champions (Hello Spirit Squad). If nothing else, I am fine with that option for the immediate future. We can offer up other options as the come. Eaed and Tom are still head bookers, so they make the choices, not me.
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I'm also fine with a big freebird.

I just didn't like that "revert to Apollo and Strife" thing since we all worked together.
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To be honest, I don't mind that. I never teamed with you before outside of Serious Survivals (though we always seem to win these when we aren't facing off). I also feel Chris and I never got that Knights of the Night title run...cause I was dumb and did other dumb things instead.

Anyway...that's 2 votes for freebird, and me in the middle waiting for other responses.
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There will be One. More. Match. With the Kingdom. ... but not against XIII and I. It will be Apollo and Strife vs Chris/Maniac/Stifled tomorrow at RUIN! The winners reign will be prorated back to the end of the PPV. Then this always to entire company to take part in Exile if they so please.
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Or that could happen...
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But how will that work as far as record keeping? All five as champions, and only the winners keep the reign going, or is the title vacated for these next couple days?
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That's what I meant by back dating. Only the winners get the reign.
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I don't get it. We ALL won it. It just seems easier to state, "We all have the initial reign, but only these people keep it."
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If you feel more comfortable with that then I have no problem doing it that way. To me it just felt better for singularity but I guess it tells a different story than what actually happened in the record books.

Had we defended I would have just put Future Rocks vs Kingdom of the GODS on Ruin.
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I think the lesson here is not to defend the tag titles in the serious survival match and to do it beforehand in the build
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Either way, the match is done, I have to get to grad school stuff for once (though I don't wanna). I'll deal with the record keeping later this week. I'll just say the Kingdom+3 are the new tag team champions, with Tom possibly in tow, and we can revel in that for a couple days at least.
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Thank you, Strife. Unfortunately, XIII, that is a lesson we will not need to learn. I would like to thank the Kingdom of the GODS, XIII, and emerald for joining me in my delusion of ending the Kingdom forever. I pushed and perhaps I pushed too far and thus this was the end to me and my tag team championship.

That being said, an anomaly was pointed out to me before the start of our Pay-Per-View yesterday. It was my original appearance in the UCA back in 2012...

XIII_rocks posted...

Ended up on lfaqs looking at old topics

eaedwards posted in July 2012

July 13th, 2018 is the day when everything happened. It was a Ruin ruined the Wrestling Industry. How it got a Friday I do not know but anyways, it was a Match between two men that we have become to know so well.

XIII General Manager of Ruin and Tom General Manager of Combat for total control over the UCA and the other man was FIRED!

And after an overtime battle, it was XIII who gained complete control and all hell broke loose!

I came to the UCA to SAVE IT. The change it from it's dying ways that were lead by XIII in the year 2018. And what has my presence caused? What has it done?! IT HAS SHORTENED THE LIFE OF THE UCA! I am in panic. I am not quite sure what to do.. Where to go... And yet I have a job to do. My time traveling, my accomplishments, my mission did not save anything.. It caused a paradox and I... I, the great UCA Hall of Famer multiple time UCA Champion, eaed, have failed. Then it became worse I took on more responsibilities, and become weaker as the days passed... Finally, I became RUIN General Manager.

That's right, I went from a fighting champion, hall of fame to a ... desk jockey?! I not just a General Manager but a General Manager who unlike Tom could not fight and do desk work. I am no longer a warrior. What have I done? WHAT HAVE I BECOOOOMMMMEEEE?!!!!

However, the answers all dawned on me when I was getting beaten down by five men at the end of the Serious Survival match. There is a way to have everything I want it just requires sacrificing everything...

At Exile, I will challenge for the Undisputed Championship. If I lose, I will never hold the title again. It will prove that my heroics are in the past and despite my accomplishments my trip to the past is truly futile. However, in victory, while I have to live with what I have done I will prove to myself and the UCA universe that it was worth it.

Tom Bombadil, you may become the Undisputed Champion, it is time to find out who is the true Ultimate Man, GM, and Champion! Will you be my final obstacle?! DPOblivion, if you can retain, can you remain dominant or will my will plunge your championship reign into darkness?! Will you be my final obstacle?!
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Honestly, I also didn't expect the titles to actually be on the line tonight, but I am more than happy to freebird it with everyone else since we all contributed. Looking forward to a good match amongst new friends, 5-way tag champs, and certified Conquerors of Time itself!

Thanks to my fellow champions Chris, Stifled, and Maniac for fighting and sweeping alongside us. We couldn't have escaped and saved the UCA from eaed's god forsaken tag title time warp without you.
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What the fuck, serious survival isn't even over yet

I had an alarm set to do that
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Like for real. 2am alarm to get up, challenge for the title as soon as Serious Survival ended, then go back to bed. Because that's how it works >_>
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XIII is correct about SS not being over- challenges will be open 24 hr + 1 second after SS was posted. However, I'm not sure LW are qualified to challenge for the Undisputed Title, if that's the implication.
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We abandoned rigid divisions a looong time ago
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Tom Bombadil posted...

24 hr + 1 second after SS was posted

just because I can already see the dumb lawyery drama coming

by this I mean that X:08:22 is the earliest any Exile challenges can be made.
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Hm ok
Thanks Tom
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THE eaed is officially challenge for the Undisputed Title at Exile.
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I challenge for the Undisputed Heavyweight Title at Exile.
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Jesus Christ ok then.

Personally think it should be a triple threat since you absolutely would have gone on with your premature challenge had I not said anything.

But I'll challenge for the MELEE title instead
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I'm sorry XIII.
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So for you newer guys, Exile means that the anyone may challenge for a title but if they lose they may not have another title match until the after E-PopMania. In our case, that means you may not challenge for the title ever. So when I made my promo what I said is true. This is my last chance to be Undisputed Champion.

XIII challenges for the Melee Mayhem Title.

This means, that the LW Title, Master of Taybles and Tag Team titles will still be up for grabs. As you know, I've done an alumni showcase every PPV since we announced the end. If you would like to face or see an Alumni member that you think would be willing I will PM them if it is possible to do so. (Like don't challenge Haguile because I doubt he will ever see it)

That being said, I give myself and Tom a duel confirmation to veto a LW challenger so someone as powerful as a DP or ZSig do not challenge for the LW title.
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But I feel I am only worthy of the LW title after that massive beatdown.....

*heads to the bar to recover emotionally*

Time for some soul searching. I'll be back later with more words.
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DP :-(

(caps)
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Oh the exile for the tag titles needs to remain closed until after ruin because of the title defense occurring at Exile.
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And by all means feel free to make new tag teams!
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Serious Survival continues to test me, my faith in the Eternal King, and the people I ally myself with. For three consecutive years, those who have attempted to surpass their limits failed. They failed because no one eats, sleeps, or breathes UCA combat the way I do.

Two years ago, XIII challenged me as a leader. I put together a team built on constant barrages, an unyielding front. It turned out to be useful, for even though I fell, a last-second vote allowed Stifled to be the Sole Survivor. Little did I know that I would return here to the same stage two more times. Last year, David sought people to teach XIII a lesson. Apollo had taken his rightful place as the Eternal King, and I was his advisor. Doing so allowed us to sweep XIII's team.

And of course, fortune smiled on us again. Eaed attempted to build a team fostered on divine right. He assumed this "Kingdom of the Gods" would be enough to strike us down. I assumed a front line role yet again. I knew Stifled and Chris well. They did not disappoint. Apollo's choosing of Maniac swayed public opinion in such a way, it seemed to counter Emerald's strong advance.

Three years in a row, teams I either led or managed showed the UCA world the true meaning of Survival. What I wanted was for Apollo to see the end of this farce known as Future Rocks. To see a world where the Eternal Kingdom meant everything. It would appear obvious to everyone that through Tom's victory, and our survival, that UCA sided with us at the bitter end. We have so little time remaining. But as UCA's Last King, I am proud of UCA's faith in the Kingdom.

By diplomacy or by force, we have planted our flags firmly in UCA history its last great stable. Apollo's Eternal Legacy was built on a foundation set over a year ago. I am simply grateful for my chance to help expand it, cement it, and live on top of it with the people worthy enough to stand beside us.
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There will be plenty more to say later, but now that I've whooped that ass ONE! MORE! TIME!, we shall never speak of Zero Signal vs. The Lost Sultan ever again.
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If anyone could get results for me that would be awesome and then I can hopefully post tonight after I put my son to bed.
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