Poll of the Day > Answer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.

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Because its time to head in, there are no more blowfish biting and the spinnaker is out.

One blue train, carrying 56 passengers, is heading down a 16 mi stretch of tracks and is going 70 km an hour. On the other end of the track is a yellow train carrying a cargo of various industrial chemicals and is going 40 mi an hour.
What did you have for breakfast?
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A pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.

How are you today?
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I just finished two midterms on Wednesday and Thursday, and I have a third on Tuesday. I'm kind of relieved, but still kind of stressed out.

Is it stupid of me to dislike A Link to the Past slightly because the lack of a guide or travelling companion makes me feel lonely?
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You're just spoiled with all of the tutorials and guides that modern games provide.

If Sharry shares, and Carrie cares, what does Larry do?
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Tinder sluts.

Can I have some money?
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Yes, but you have to earn it.

Can we just admire how unexpected and hilarious trodi_911's response just was?

We can, but only for 5 minutes.

Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apples?
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The same reason they call them Fruit Loops even if they don't taste like their "assigned" fruits:
Artificial flavoring + Sugar + Food Coloring = Profit

Are AAA batteries made by the American Automobile Association?

Yes, but we don't talk about those.

Are the 89 posts left in this topic enough to unravel all the mysteries of the universe?
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Quite possibly but highly unlikely.

Would you have sex with Shigeru Miyamoto?
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trodi_911 posted...

Quite possibly but highly unlikely.

Would you have sex with Shigeru Miyamoto?

Yes. I will have sex with any woman even if I don't know who she is.

Do you think Arnold Schwarzenegger has ever eaten a candy bar?
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How do you women?

Because traps are gay.

What is the age limit on staying up til 6am bouncing a tennis ball off the wall?
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Because the flannel is strong.

Why does the duck quack at midnight!?
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This one was never answered, so I'm going to answer it now...

GreenGoblinOck posted...

Do you think Arnold Schwarzenegger has ever eaten a candy bar?

Yes. He likes to eat Milky Ways while thinking about how it only makes sense for the Milky Way to be inside Mr. Universe.

ferko420 posted...

Why does the duck quack at midnight!?

To see if he can hear echoes in the dark.

We've all heard of Area 51, but should we be concerned about the original 50 areas?

Yes and we also need to be concerned for the other 50 newer areas as well.

Roffles or pankeks?
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Bwubeywy pankeks pweese!

If boycotting fixes all problems, why don't liberals simply boycott the president???
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They tried and failed miserably, just like they do with everything.

Are spitters quitters?
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Not exactly but they still make a mess and slow you down.

When was the last time you changed a lightbulb?
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The last time that I switched ideas.

If America is the richest country in the world, how come everyone doesn't just get everything they need for free?

Snuggletoof posted...

get everything they need for free

Because that would defy the laws of economics. What happens if you defeat Agahnim at Hyrule Castle without obtaining the Moon Pearl in A Link to the Past?
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Majora's Mask never takes place, as the moon flying towards Termina was secretly summoned by the Moon Pearl's presence.

How do people outside of the US celebrate Thanksgiving, an official US holiday?

They don't.

If I plant bird seeds will I be able to grow birds?
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Yes.

Can you smeeeeeell what the Rock is cooking?
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Crack smells nast.

Do you remember the 5th of November?
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No, when I'm feeling sad and tired, I lack the capacity to remember anything that didn't happen today.

Am I a scrub if I cannot beat the first boss in the Dark World of A Link to the Past?
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A scrub is a guy who can't beat no Helmasaur King. Stabbing at the masked face, going at his own pace all while his sword goes "ding".

If a computer can get a virus, can it get a bacterial infection? Can your computer get Cyber Syphilis?

Yes - if you install Tinder.

Are souls real?
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No. They're just the ghosts of old hamburgers.

If your grandma and my grandma are sitting by the fire, and your grandma says to my grandma she's gonna set her flag on fire, how many punches are thrown in the following battle and who wins?
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Zero punches, because it results in a food fight and there's no punch around. Neither of them win, per se, but you and I lose because we're both forced to clean up after them.

Who's the fairest of them all?

President Trump.

What's the meaning of life?
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42.

Should I get drunk on wine?
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trodi_911 posted...

42.

Should I get drunk on wine?

Trick question: you should get fun on wine.

How many farts does it take to kill a man in an poorly ventilated 8x8x8 room?
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You can't kill men with farts - he can just eat them.

Are lesbians actually like other women or do they do it to be more attractive to guys?
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Lobomoon posted...

Are lesbians actually like other women or do they do it to be more attractive to guys?

It is all part of the female agenda to eradicate the male populous and create a Amazonian female utopia. You just haven't been invited to the meetings due to your genitalia.

What is love?
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When you have the possibility of getting hurt by a baby, if I understand the song correctly.

When there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters.

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
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Purple.

What would it be like if Rob Zombie made a kids movie?
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It would probably be a Goosebumps biker movie with Rob Zombie music, directed by Tim Burton.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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534

Is there a better way?
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Yes, but it's a one in a million shot.

Was there ever a better sitcom then Seinfeld?
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Indeed, my good sir, there was not.

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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Already did this one but its the same reason that if you put a package on a boat, it is cargo, but if you put it on a truck, it's a shipment.

Is the cat out of the bag?
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You'll find out when this topic gets to 500.

So Groot can only say his name. Is he a Pokemon?
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He's the final evolution of Sudowoodo.

How is babby formed?

You grow them in the ground and then when it's ready, the stork comes and takes it to the mother.

What would you rate this topic out of 10?
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3/5.

Is it irrational for me to worry about not getting straight A's this semester? Yes, right?
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No, it is rational, if you get straight A's the government may abduct you and make you work for them in a secret lab. Nobody wants that.

How many meatballs should be in a meatball sub?
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You should ask Meat Loaf.

What wouldn't Meat Loaf do for love?