Poll of the Day > Answer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.

(+) Yeah! (+)

Harvey Weinstein

What's the appropriate response to have when someone attempts to shake your hand seconds after sneezing into their own hand?

Pick your nose right before extending your hand.

How loud would a gun actually have to be to literally fire a "shot heard round the world"???
---

Pull my finger.

If you owned a horse, what would you name it?
---

Donkey.

Pizza or pie?
---

Both.

What happens to a movie universe after the movie ends?
---

Lobomoon posted...

Both.

What happens to a movie universe after the movie ends?

Time freezes until a sequel is released (which may never happen).

Do you mind if I care that you mind?
---

Never mind.

Is Pokemon still cool?
---

No.

Yes or no?

Maybe.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Rolls Royce?
---

Plenty.

Trick or treat?

Well..., I don't want to get my house TP'd so...., TREAT!

Why are so many people dressing their daughters up as Moana when it's CLEARLY vicious cultrual appropriation against racial minorities???
---

All's fair in love of candy.

I shaved my beard but kept a mustache for my Halloween costume (Bob Belcher). Should I say a bunch of mustache puns during my presentation at work today?

Go for it. Puns = fun

Do you think the mods condone bestiality?
---

No, even if they look like a foxy little mynx.

I can't stop yawning. What should I do?

Fight fire with fire. It'll distract you from yawning.

What is the correct answer?
---

Only if you were answering a question that demanded the word that is defined as "an interrogative determiner on a non-personal possessive type".

Did you buy bread today?

Yes I did!

What if now is the future and what we see around us is the memories of the days past?
---

Than it's sad.

How come your own farts smell amazing, but other peoples' - not so much?
---

Because I'm magical and everyone else is not.

Who would win in a fight: Ant-Man or a magnifying glass on a sunny day?

The new Ant-man actually likes sun and rainbows.

If Pokemon can only say their names how do they understand each other when they talk?
---

When you spend most of your life locked in a ball, you don't actually do much talking.

Why are Windows PC's always slower than Macs?
---

Because PCs have Windows and Gates that need to be opened, whereas Macs simply have fun, noodley tubes for information to slide through.

My neck is killing me this morning. Should I defend myself and kill it first?

He can, but he chooses not to!

Can Metroid really see in the dark with his helmet on?
---

Answer: I don't know; can Zelda save the princess one more time?

Question: What do you think sheep think when we shear them to collect their wool?

I bet they wonder why it got so cold.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
---

Haven't you heard??? Bird is the Word!

What happens when you tickle the REAL Elmo???
---

There are no stupid questions only stupid people
---

That's a stupid statement, in a stupid question topic.

What happens when you tickle the REAL Elmo???
---

They cancel your show.

What is REAL anyway?
---

Nothing is real and you can't wake up.

Which is worse, the rock or the hard place?
---

Depends on how hard the hard place is.

When a plane flies behind a cloud, does it become invisible?
---

No, the plane become clouded
See what i did there?
---

No, I can't see a thing; it's too cloudy!

One of my dogs doesn't bark, but makes strange noises that are almost human. Should I be concerned that perhaps my dog is a human trapped inside a dog's body?

No, you should be worried that your dog sounds "almost human" because you're actually a dog trapped inside a human's body.

If I water my cats, will they grow faster?
---

Yes but they will also be very grumpy and turn into a big cat depending on breed.

What should I have for breakfast.
---

Green eggs and ham.

Do you like green eggs and ham?
---

I do not like them, Sam-I-Am. I do not like green eggs and ham.

Would you like them here or there?

I'd like them everywhere.

To rain does a cloud needs to block the sun or be in the middle of the sky?
---

No, the cloud can be wherever it would like to be. It just needs to stay accessible through the Internet or else I'll lose a lot of my files.

I recently broke up with my girlfriend and yesterday, while attempting to close an Access database, I received the following message: "Do you want to save changes to the layout of 'Relationships'?" HOW DOES IT KNOW!?

Because computers are gaining sentience and are spying on our lives to gain the knowledge of how to take over the world. We're doomed I tells ya. DOOMED!

On what date will this topic reach 500?
---

It might not. The future isn't set in stone.

We remember past and plan for the future. But we only truly aware of now. So how are we different from the animals?
---

Well, for starters, we can talk and write doctoral theses..., so yeah, there's that.

If guns don't kill people, but rather people kill people, why can't we simply enforce people control laws?
---

Because social work is an unforgiving job and pharmaceuticals cost alot of money.

If you could be any protagonist from a work of fiction, who would you be?
---

Brock from Pokemon, only I'd open my eyes more.

If you could be any Pokemon from a work of fiction, which would you be?

I would rather be a Pokemon from a work of nonfiction.

If fat makes you float in water, does that mean fat people can't go scuba diving?
---

No, there is a good fat and a bad fat.

If cats have a secret cat-internet - do you think they post funny pictures of us on it?
---

most likely

if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
---

No, but I would wonder if you were blind. And if there are cameras around me...

Wait...ARE there cameras around me?

There's ALWAYS cameras around you, if you on a smartphone.

Why do you wind up windy fishing line while the windy wind blows???
---