Poll of the Day > Answer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.

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A fine mixture of endurance and apathy.

What is the secret to a long and happy life?
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Not being sad while simultaneously not dying.

Can you handle hot sauce like a boss?

More like middle management of a fortune 5000 business... one of the lower ones.

Why am I so dis-tractable.

You were born this way.

Is Siri a lesbian?
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Siri doesn't have a gender so no.

Witch which is 'wich?
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A sandwich is food. A witch is a hag. 'Which' is either a pronoun or an adjective, depending upon how it's used.

Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
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No, I have not.

Have you ever put lime in a coconut and then drank them both together?

My girlfriend won't let me do it.

Does the legendary "Poop and Pee" message board really exist?
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Only in dreams.

When was the last time you farted so hard, you accidentally pee'd a little?
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When I was taking a crap while my wife was in the shower, I was trying to rip a loud one.

If I got drunk and peed into my neighbors broken basement window, am I a dick?
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Not really since peeing in unusual places is usually the first inhibition to go when drunk.

If they were to commission someone to make an artwork commemorating you, what would it be made out of?
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Yew.

How come when a women shows her sex things it's hot, but when a man does the same it's sexual harassment?
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Because womans stuff looks awesome.

What's the largest thing you've ever eaten in 1 sitting?
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Do I want to make that sweet, sweet lovin' to you?
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Don't make me report you to HR!

Is 'Beyond Scared Straight!' a TV show about people managing they homosexual tendencies through fear?
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Yes, that is correct.

Do cartoon / anime characters have age?
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They are portrayed to be a certain age but they do not age progressively.

Do you like the word crepuscular?
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Not really, no.

If I deposit too much money in the bank, will it explode???
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I don't know. I'll set up a small bank and you can send me all your money to see what happens.

What is your favorite Ben & Jerry's flavor that rhymes with Funky Punky?

Spunky Monkey.

If I have 0 Apples and take all the Apples, put them all in a big hole and burn them, will I get the award from Android?
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Samsung will send you a free charger.

How big is the internet?
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Answer: http://c0.thejournal.ie/media/2014/11/jen-7-752x501.jpg

Question: Where were you on the night of the 2nd?

That depends on if you mean the evening of the 2nd just before midnight, or the early AM of the 2nd where I went to sleep the day before, since both are considered "night" but I was traveling.

If you can find lava simply by digging downward far enough, why do we need a stove?
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Because it's only called lava when it's falling from space. Otherwise, you'd find meteors.

How do people know about John Cena if no one can see him?

Because you feel something poking you in the hip area when he stands next to you.

If you got a nickel for every time you heard a certain word, which word would make you the wealthiest?
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"The."

I have a crush on this girl who works in the same building on me. How do I not blush every time she greets me? >_>
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Stop wearing blush, duh.

Is it possible to reach a level of frustration where it would be considered socially reasonable to kick a puppy?
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Never ever.

Which do you like better; curry or meat and potatoes?
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Tim Curry.

Why do Girl Scouts sell cookies instead of brownies when they're literally called Brownies when they belong to a particular age group?

Because cookies are cheaper to make, and easier to package.

If you got into a fight with batman, would you try to kick him in the nuts?
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I'd probably try to talk him down out of the fight - maybe make him open up by sharing a bond over both of us having dead parents. And then I'll go through life hoping he never learns that both of my parents are still alive and well and that I lied to him simply because I didn't want to get beaten up.

If you could rename yourself, what name would you choose?

Sexy Lobomoon.

This topic is awesome! I'm sure it will go on forever! I can't imagine anything that can stop it now! Can you?
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The topic purging because the site was under maintenance for a week or two. GFAQs getting closed down instantly. The server being completely wiped. Everyone instantly dying. I'm sure I could go on but I won't.

Where is the heart of the cards?
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I'll help.
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trodi_911 posted...

Where is the heart of the cards?

Technically, 1/4 of the deck is hearts. And, if you turn the spades upside-down, they're kind of like hearts too, but black...like an emo kid's heart.

I need to brush my teeth. I have a chainsaw, a box of toothpicks, scotch tape, bottled water (just one bottle, unopened), and a box cutter nearby. How can I MacGuyver my way through this?

Gently bite the end of the running chainsaw then use the box cutter to cut out any leftover fragments of teeth. Rinse with the water then tape in a bunch of the toothpicks. New clean teeth!

Would you rather have to take care of a toddler for a month or have your house haunted for a year?
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Firewood18 posted...

have your house haunted for a year

Yes, I've never seen a ghost before. Am I stupid for confusing the names of Hans Christian Andersen and that guy who plays Anakin Skywalker?
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You are in this topic - so, yea.

What will Supergirl be called when she gets old?
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Superma
Why do we need bags when we could carry stuff with our hand?
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Because hands don't have pockets.

Will you answer this question?

Damn right I will if the pope shits in the woods.

Will a heavenly light suck you off on the day of reckoning?
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Only if I SUCCessfully earn my way into heaven.

What is the Karma to Dollar exchange rate?

Snuggletoof posted...

What is the Karma to Dollar exchange rate?

0:0

Who posted?
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Who posted?

That was me. I gave up on my S-rank attempt at FE7 HHM on the desert chapter. Am I some scrub?
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There's no point in playing it otherwise.

What is love?
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Baby don't hurt me.

What's the post limit for a topic?
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