Poll of the Day > Answer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.

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KLOUDrocks posted...

With all the different kinds of beer in the world, what's your favorite kind of soda?

Diet Root Beer

On a scale of 1 to 10, what is the probability of me finding a girlfriend?

TheWorstPoster posted...

KLOUDrocks posted...

With all the different kinds of beer in the world, what's your favorite kind of soda?

Diet Root Beer

On a scale of 1 to 10, what is the probability of me finding a girlfriend?

Depends on how low your standards are.

Would you stop me if you've heard this one before?
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No, I would let you waste your effort to the fullest.

When a feminist walks up to a door, is it more rude to hold the door for her against her will, or to let the door slam in her face?
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Holding the door would be like rape so I guess that.

Can I go home now?
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Well, if your GPS is broken, and you're so drunk that you can't remember where you are, then no, you literally cannot go home.

How is Elmer's Glue so appealing for children to eat, when even dogs know better than to lick it up?
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shipwreckers posted...

How is Elmer's Glue so appealing for children to eat, when even dogs know better than to lick it up?

Because dogs are smarter.

Did you know that reading this sentence will reduce your lifespan by 5 seconds?

False. It took only 3 seconds.

Do you know the lyrics to Darude's "Sandstorm"?

Sandstorm, sandstorm, sandstorm, yea! No, I don't...

Are religions real?
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The existence of religion is real, but the stories taught by many religions are not real.

If the US banned all guns, would it keep people from getting shot?
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No, because people would just use crossbows.

Is Darth Vader my father?

he is if you are Luke or Leia

Why am I sad if i am on vactions and have a proper job waiting for me in November?
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Ennui.

What's a more worse invention than edible bandades?
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Edible shoelaces, where you can eat them like Twizzlers.

Should porn be used in Sex Ed classes to demonstrate concepts?
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No, teenagers are smart enough to look for porn by themselves; they don't need a class to help them find it, and others don't need to be introduced to it.

Is it normal for mildly fat people to hide their bodies by wearing hoodies everyday, even during the summer?
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it's something people do, i wouldn't consider it normal

on the other hand... is it normal for girls to wear practicly nothing even during winter?
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No. Seasons dictate that they should begin their hibernation process by wearing yoga pants, jackets, and Uggs. Pumpkin lattes from Starbucks should be their "normal" accessory.

Love it or hate it, do you think "pumpkin spice" is going to be long-lasting, or is it just a fad that will die at the end of the decade?

Pumpkin spice is here to stay in one variant or another, since for every PS "fad" that goes away, three more take its place, plus it tastes so damn good.

If radiation can treat cancer, and nuclear bombs give off radiation, why can't we use nuclear bombs to mass-treat cancer?
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Because they cause diarrhea.

Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, but hot dog buns come in packages of 8?

Because sometimes hot dogs like other hot dogs and those last 2 end up hooking up.

Since the same side of the moon is always facing us, is it possible the moon is a flat disc and NASA is just covering it up because reasons?

It is but that is considering the same side always facing us is true which may also be Nasa covering up for some weird shit up there

is Ulysses a really bad father for taking that long returning home?
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Only on Wednesdays

Will you marry me?

i would if you are a girl

which takes me to my next question are you a girl?
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The part that ultimately is attached to them, at the other end, has a nose.

Yes. I'm glad you put that in braille so I could participate in this topic.

What's cookin', good lookin'?
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A hamburger. Two patties.

What poll?

The poll of the day, of course.

Who is your favorite Alexander?
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the great, but only in the Maiden song

Why?
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'Cuz

What is a man?

A miserable little pile of secrets.

Who you callin' little?

Speak up, pipsqueak. We can't hear you down there.

Does the carpet have to match the drapes?
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The same way that lemon chicken isn't actually yellow, since the "orange" is just a flavor, not a color.

If evolution has so much evidence and proof, why can't evolutionists present this evidence in a clear manner to end the debate?
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Cuz pretty much all of them are nerds and you know how well nerds present this theory
What are you cooking for breakfast?
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There is if you abuse Gameshark codes.

If you met two girls, both almost exactly the same, and one wore gloves at all times, and the other were to be barefoot at all times, which girl would you date?

Both.

Do you think cats mew at us because they are trying to communicate with us? Is that what we sound like to them?
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Cats meow because they are annoying pests.

What would happen if Pinnochio said "my nose is going to grow now"?
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He'd no longer be a boy; he'd be a man. Down there. After it grew.

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

My daddy is Patrick and he fixes furnaces, and gardens and is a beekeeper in his spare time.

Where's Bill?!

Sitting on the steps of Capitol Hill.

If one wasn't the loneliest number, then which number would be?

Pi.

Abort, retry, fail?

No. Pour the gas, light the match, burn!

Would you rather I be dead than to lose a tiny shred of what you've made this fiscal year?

I'd be willing to give up some cash to save a fellow gamer.

What would happen if I bought a pink car?
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All guys 18 and under would call you gay, all girls 18 and under would think its adorable, and everyone 19 and older wouldn't give a shit.

If it takes a male and a female to make a baby, how do gay couples have babies?
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Conception is replaced by being sexy while filling out forms and spending money.

What are your qualifications?
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Firewood18 posted...

Conception is replaced by being sexy while filling out forms and spending money.

What are your qualifications?

I have a highschool diploma.
Why did they change Lex Luthor into a billionaire back in 1986?
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A: Because "regular guy" wasn't scary, and is generally associated with not being constipated. Hardly impressive outside of a retirement home.

Q: Why do people from non-western cultures tend to have such basic insults?

(example: during the Gulf War, Iraqi propaganda tried demoralizing American troops by claiming their wives were having affairs while they were away "with men like Tom Cruise, Tom Selleck, and Homer Simpson.")
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Because they know that Homer Simpson is much sexier than any of us would ever admit.

When Paul Bunyan wants to plug his MP3 player into his stereo system, does he use a big blue aux cable?

He just plugs it into a stump.

A girl now turns you into a hamburger how screwed are you?