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shipwreckers
10/15/17 9:48:54 PM
#303:


Not screwed at all..., in fact, I'd be pretty beefed up!

How do lightsabers fit in the handle when they're turned off?
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PKMNsony
10/15/17 9:59:44 PM
#304:


I'm assuming that's like asking where the light goes when you turn off a flashlight.

God allows you to choose one quality of life upgrade for human bodies, what do you choose?
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Firewood18
10/15/17 11:02:12 PM
#305:


It's a toss up on better immunity, an extra thumb for gaming, and the ability to pull money from my ass.

What's the best form of playground equipment?
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EclairReturns
10/15/17 11:10:41 PM
#306:


Those pieces of equipment that let you do pull-ups; it sounds like a decent way to build muscle in fifteen minutes.

Should I feel ashamed for feeling racist towards a certain ethnicity, and uncomfortable around people of that ethnicity at school?
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trodi_911
10/16/17 12:13:42 AM
#307:


Yes.

A Black man. A Jewish man. What's the difference in outer space?
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KLOUDrocks
10/16/17 8:31:00 AM
#308:


The Jewish man is welcomed near the Little and Big Kippur, while the black man is more comfortable near the sun after having proved himself at the Apollo.

What's more threatening: A bear with sharks for arms on land, or a shark with bears for arms in the sea?
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TheWorstPoster
10/16/17 8:06:26 PM
#309:


The right for sharks to bear arms.

Do I win?
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GreenGoblinOck
10/16/17 8:22:31 PM
#310:


TheWorstPoster posted...
The right for sharks to bear arms.

Do I win?

Nobody ever really wins. Cause they always lose something in the process of getting what they want.
Why is it called a Monkey Wrench?
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KLOUDrocks
10/17/17 9:15:44 AM
#311:


Because Dave Grohl traveled back in time and told everyone that's what they were called just so that he and the Foo Fighters would have a name for one of their songs in the 90's.

What have we done with innocence?
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Firewood18
10/17/17 9:49:14 AM
#312:


It was put in a sack weighted down by rocks and tossed into the river.

Does Bigfoot exist?
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GreenGoblinOck
10/17/17 9:57:19 AM
#313:


Firewood18 posted...
It was put in a sack weighted down by rocks and tossed into the river.

Does Bigfoot exist?

Yes but it's just a guy in a costume just like that episode of Walker Texas Ranger.
Where's Walmart?
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trodi_911
10/17/17 4:21:50 PM
#315:


42.

If I ask you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?
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EclairReturns
10/18/17 12:02:01 AM
#316:


Maybe.

Is it ironic that I have more motivation to finish a game only after reading plot-intensive spoilers about it?
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Firewood18
10/18/17 12:12:57 AM
#317:


There have been a few times I've read the last ten pages of a novel before reading the entirety.

It's getting cold in the northern hemisphere. What is the preferred source of heat?
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KLOUDrocks
10/18/17 9:01:36 AM
#318:


You. (I wrote that even before noticing that your name is Firewood.)

A character from the last TV show you watched is now pouring you cereal. What kind of milk would you like?
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Mover_of_Zigs
10/18/17 12:12:28 PM
#319:


Tuscan whole milk, 1 gallon, 128 fl oz.

If Spock was pouring me cereal, what would the logical choice of cereal be?
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Lobomoon
10/18/17 8:02:27 PM
#320:


Special Kirk.

A group of cattle is a herd. A group of crows is called a murder. A group of humans is called a ________?
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shipwreckers
10/18/17 9:14:00 PM
#321:


Crowd.

If two is company, and three's a crowd, what is one?
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TheWorstPoster
10/18/17 9:21:28 PM
#322:


Alone.

If it takes 11 men 9 days to make a hole, how many men would it take to make a half a hole?
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Firewood18
10/18/17 9:52:23 PM
#323:


A hole is a hole.

What is the worst thing to add pumpkin spice to?
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TheWorstPoster
10/18/17 9:58:30 PM
#324:


Pumpkins

You talkin' to me?
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trodi_911
10/19/17 6:04:22 AM
#325:


Yes. Yes, I am.

NOTICE ME, SENPAI???
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shipwreckers
10/19/17 8:08:57 AM
#326:


I'm not your Senpai, but I do notice you.

Why does yardage mean distance, but footage means video captured on a camera?
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Mover_of_Zigs
10/19/17 12:31:03 PM
#327:


Because a secret council of top film executives convened to discuss the matter and the term "video yardage" was rejected by a 7-2 majority.

If we built this city on rock and roll, how well will it stand up to hurricanes and earthquakes?
Also, would Gracie Slick's hotness at the time of its construction have any effect on the durability of such a foundation?
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TheWorstPoster
10/19/17 10:12:47 PM
#328:


Mover_of_Zigs posted...

If we built this city on rock and roll, how well will it stand up to hurricanes and earthquakes?


Depends on how washed up Starship is.

Mover_of_Zigs posted...

Also, would Gracie Slick's hotness at the time of its construction have any effect on the durability of such a foundation?


Pics!

Am I the biggest loser on the beach?
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shipwreckers
10/19/17 10:25:21 PM
#329:


It depends on if your percent weight loss keeps you above the red line, and even then you might get voted off the show.

If tacos are Mexican food, why do we have them in America?
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TheWorstPoster
10/19/17 10:27:52 PM
#330:


They are made with real Mexicans!

Got Milk?
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Firewood18
10/19/17 11:16:07 PM
#331:


Apparently not. I take a vitamin D supplement.

If a bird in hand is worth two in the bush, why not get two bushes?
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KLOUDrocks
10/21/17 11:05:39 AM
#332:


We did. They were the 41st and 43rd presidents of the United States.

Would you mind grabbing me a coffee, please?
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trodi_911
10/21/17 1:01:37 PM
#333:


Sure although someone's testicles may have fallen into the coffee by mistake so it might taste a bit nutty.

Get it? Nutty? Ahahahahaha.
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TheWorstPoster
10/21/17 6:18:25 PM
#334:


Nope.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
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shipwreckers
10/21/17 10:26:07 PM
#335:


He wouldn't have to chuck it. He'd simply stare the wood down and it would go chuck it self.

Why was Joseph Stalin such an asshole?
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Firewood18
10/21/17 10:41:34 PM
#336:


A young Marxist pissed on his shoe and tried to kiss him when he was drunk.

Would you fuck a cow or have your mom pass away?
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KLOUDrocks
10/22/17 9:01:28 AM
#337:


I would rather have my mom pass away, as the alternative (my mom never passing away) sounds lonely in the long run.

Should I dress up as sexy Chewbacca or slutty Jabba The Hut for Halloween?
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shipwreckers
10/22/17 2:32:12 PM
#338:


Depends on how well you can pull off the Chewbacca moan.

Why do all Disney movies have to have a villain?
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Mover_of_Zigs
10/22/17 2:35:33 PM
#339:


shipwreckers posted...
Depends on how well you can pull off the Chewbacca moan.

Why do all Disney movies have to have a villain?

Because the money tells them not to deviate from their established formulas. (Although Maleficent actually kind of impressed me with its different spin on things...)

I wants to know...does you can sees teh rain?
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Tails 64
10/22/17 6:19:13 PM
#340:


Nope.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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Lobomoon
10/22/17 7:45:15 PM
#341:


Damn straight!

How come every time I ask people on message boards what "IDK" means no one knows?
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shipwreckers
10/22/17 7:50:39 PM
#342:


Because it seems your critical thinking skills have taken a nosedive.

If girls like makeup for their eyes, and pink is a popular makeup color, shouldn't pink eye be considered a type of eye makeup?
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KLOUDrocks
10/23/17 8:33:16 AM
#343:


You're right. Let's market this illness.

Somewhere, there's a version of you eating your favorite food in this very moment in an alternate dimension. Does that please you, or does it make you sad that you're not that version of you?
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Firewood18
10/23/17 1:58:28 PM
#344:


Indifferent. My alternate self could live in a post apocalyptic world where a salvaged can of kidney beans could be a favorite meal.

Take out or dine in?
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shipwreckers
10/23/17 2:21:47 PM
#345:


I take in food when dine out at a restaurant, then take out my leftovers when I dine in at home.

Why did we spell the word "xylophone" like that it could have been spelled "zilofone" for easier readability?
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TheWorstPoster
10/23/17 6:48:54 PM
#346:


X makes everything cooler

Is it Wednesday yet?
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KLOUDrocks
10/24/17 8:38:01 AM
#347:


I work Sunday through Thursday, so it is what some would consider to be MY Wednesday.

Does that count?
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slacker03150
10/24/17 9:09:18 AM
#348:


No
Who do you ship Kion with Jasiri or Fuli?

EDIT: I also kind of wanted to answer this one
Why do all Disney movies have to have a villain?

Bolt and Brother bear don't off the top of my head.
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trodi_911
10/24/17 12:50:16 PM
#349:


Who, who and who?

Who?
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shipwreckers
10/24/17 1:04:25 PM
#350:


Who's on first. Everyone knows that.

Should President Trump have an emotional "safe space" in the Whitehouse where he can excape from all the world's problems?
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KLOUDrocks
10/25/17 8:20:17 AM
#351:


Isn't that what his Tweeting Toilet is for?

Why are you always tired?
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Firewood18
10/25/17 1:59:19 PM
#352:


Allergic to coffee.

Celebrity deathpool. Who is next to die?
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